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God, I've just got back from the dentists having had my first ever tooth extracted under local anaesthetic, - what a fucking frightening experience, - the horrible, horrible noises it made *shudders*.

Edit - The worst thing was that I had been referred to the specialist by my dentist who had told me that I needed to have the second molar removed as my wisdom tooth was growing into it, but the specialist suddenly gave me options of:

Remove the molar
Remove the wisdom tooth
Remove the molar and wisdom tooth
Do root canal work on the molar

but he wouldn't give me any advice, just said I had to make the decision, immediately, because he had another customer waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
Well lah di dah
I've had 11 teeth out, and it doesn't get any more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
alright Sammi?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
That's harsh even from you
*weeps into her pillow*
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
I'm not too harsh am I?
I wear a dress and flounce about with a stick for a sport.

How can I be harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
tooth mong
I bet you've got a mouth like goatse
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Blowjob Shark

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Hammer head?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
I just have a tiny mouth. Allegedly.
The teeth that remain are beautifully ordered.

*beams*
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
^this for me too.
I had to have a load of teeth out because I had too many teeth for my mouth. I like to think that this means I have a small mouth and not the massive trap I appear to have.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
it might be small, but its certainly loud

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
It's small-mouth syndrome, we're just overcompensating.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
Mine's small person syndrome.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
*turns head around looking confused*
i can hear someone very loud, but i cant see them
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
You therefore have Scrappy Do syndrome
Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
*small mouth high-fives*
Although I only had 6 out. Possibly more to come now my wisdom teeth are growing sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
I had four taken out for similar reasons,
two on the top, and two on the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
SMALLMOUTHS OF THE INTERNET, UNITE!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
^
You're all freaks
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
I agree with DG
you weirdhats
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
They are all reversed and their bums have got jaw bones.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
and they walk on their hands and talk out of their pants

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I do that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
y'what?
speak up
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
a what now?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
and that was just from your lady parts

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
VAGINA DENTATA!
*eats your toes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
Only if I kick you in the cunt

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
so thats why vibrating toothbrushes were invented

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
woopdedoo,
i've got cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Yeah, but I bet you've still got canine teeth

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
kkkrrrrrrr
kkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrr
KKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAACK
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
BARK!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Who the fuck do you think you are?!?!? POLICE DOG!?!?
GET OUT. NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
:(
*snarfles*
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
snarf from thundercats?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
I require the services of a POLICE DOG
Do you know where I can find one?
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
Nope. sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
That's new just in here at the Mediocre News Hour.
Next up, Jane is still not sure which colour curtains to go for. The lighter cream or the slighty darker cream. And dogs. Aren't they just adorable? All this and more later, but first this:
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
News just in!
There is a CLOUD in the sky, no wait...15 clouds! Is this a cloud INVASION?! back to you Edd.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
I wouldn't worry DG, it may just be a storm in a teacup. Aha!
Now Mediocre Sports News.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
Sports...isn't it?
Back to the main story.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
Try rubbing a dry green scourer over rough porcelain.
Now that's a horrible noise.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
chewing a cotton sock still makes me cringe

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

The best thing for that is a pellet of cotton wool wrapped in tinfoil.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
GYAAHHH! MY TEETH! you cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
my very first trip to the dentist was enough to put me off
the fucker gave me a filling on top of an absess.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
It was a promotion.
Buy one abscess, get one filling free.

If you'd bought three, you might have got a root canal too.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
dammit
why did no one explain these offers to me at the time?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
I had a load of teeth out when I was a kid.
I don't know what was worse, the injection or the yanking out of the teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
Definitely the injection into the roof of the mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

I remember having a flute lesson with my dragon of a tutor, right after getting a tooth removed in highschool. I couldn't even make my mouth remotely the right shape. Bad times.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

I had loads out as a kid, - 8 in one go if I remember right, but I had gas then, so I was asleep, which was a lot better.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
that gas hurts your arse, doesn't it...

(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

I always put the sore arse down to the dentist bumming me while I was unconcious.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
something odd about your dentist i fear

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
*panders in your direction*

(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Tooth enamel down a blackboard
And the resulting screams... bleugh.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
I have yet to have a filling
oo err
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
My sister has no molars currently.
She brushes her teeth now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
I dont unerstand how people let their teeth get like that

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
My second molar has the same fate (LR)
I think I'll go for extraction if they won't do a root canal under general.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)