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Fuck that's amazing!
Coloured fonts? how do you do that?

EDIT: Oh, I see. {HELLO B3TA}

That's fucking awesome.
(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
It doesn't do anything here.
Now I'm not sure if it's my shit computer, or you people being all sarcastic or what.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived) 



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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
You swineses.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
He has lu eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
My eyes are rat snouts.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
That's quite plainly a left hook.
Muhamhead Ali.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
I thought it was an angry looking manatee.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
It was Hawkins doing his spinny armed best

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
{UK ONLY}

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
{ONLY WORKS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE DENTS IN THEIR BRAINS}

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
FFS, Doesn't work in the subject header

(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
{FRIZ'S BEST JOKE IS HIMSELF}

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
{I'VE LAUGHED MORE ABOUT HIS CURRENT PARENTING ISSUES THAN ALL HIS FUNNY SONGS PUT TOGETHER}

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
{I DIDN'T KNOW THOSE WERE COMMON KNOWLEDGE SO HAD RESTRAINED MYSELF, HOWEVER, I NOW CONSIDER THE FLOODGATES OPEN AND WILL START DOING HIDEOUS PHOTOSHOPS OF CHILDREN WITH CUSHINGS, PRADA WILLI AND MOON FACIES}

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
but seriously friz, good luck.
{SYMPATHY}
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
PICKLED FAIRY IS PREGNANT?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
I heard pickle fairy impreganted friz

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
He's having twins
in his cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
Please don't make me laugh Chaz Bono
I'll throw up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
It's my soul purpose in life to make you do a lumpy shout

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
Doesn't work in the subject header

(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
{IT DOES YOU JUST HAVE TO PRESS ALT}

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
{ALT+F4}
lol
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
{WHERE'S YOUR PRINCESS GONE}

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
me neither.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
Oh you silly billy :)
It's the spastics thinking they're doing something funny, that's all, nothings changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
{YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT YOU DIDN'T START IT}

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
hahaha no I'm not :)
That's like a Cushings being proud for being the first to put sand in his trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
dawww I'm a ninny
hello DG, how are you? I haven't seen you for aaaaaaages.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
you're more of a ninnette

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
Beereet munckin,
Yee not too bad, been avoiding facebook as I've got a stalker :( You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
sorry about that
I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UPTO
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
It's not even funny.
I'm getting texts saying 'are you ok? should I call the police? you haven't posted on facebook for a while...'
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
I had a girl telling people I kissed her when they were at the same events and know nothing happened,
and she then went on to look for photos of nights I'd been out to and tagged all the photos of me, it was fucking creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
I APOLOGISED FOR THAT

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
WAARRGH!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
I CAN SEE YOU UToL
Nice beak
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
*pulls trousers up*

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
Jeesus :S

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
i'm going to go through your pics and tag someone as chris packham in each one

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
or at least i would
if we were friends
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
Like I'd add any of you lot, cuh!
please add me, I'm so lonely...
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
You stole my purse, you deserved it.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
oh dear
that's ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Captain Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

lol
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
Nah, It's some 35 year old friend of a friend that I drunkly said I'd go out on a date with
Woke up in the morning and realised she was hideous and realised I was being silly, she is REALLY stupid too.

Now I get loads of texts and pic messages. I've told her I'm not interested and just want to be left alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
Go on the date dude,
do your best to put her off, it'll be fun.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
If you need any advice,
you know where to come.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
tits or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
That's the thing, she hasn't got any.
The pics looked like as If I was wearing a bikini top.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
wll then, i'm sure you can guess at my next request.....
BUMHOLE!!!11111!11!1!1!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
haha.
I might actually do this :D

"Bumhole picture. Then we'll talk."
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
do it young padwan, embrace the darkside

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
I'm going to do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
what happens when she actually sends you a pic of her bumhole
then you'll have to talk to her

is it worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
But Paul, think it through... BUMHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
MAD BUMHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
D:
I might just call her a mug and post it on Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
good stuff, remember take it slowly and before long you will have a picture of her on all 4's fingers spreading her lips with a carrot up her arse, great times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
you've done this before haven't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
I can get that from most girls after one text of a smilie face.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

dark back
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
aw man I thought you liked my messages :(
Seriously though? Can you not just de-friend her?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
I have.
Still get text replies to my FB updates :S
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
But you updated your status at 17:37 yesterday
and five people commented on it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
That's because I defriended her.
bloody mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)