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Hi all, this is Spam but possibly also a job for one of you
I need a Kinetic Typography expert for a BBC project we're putting together along the lines of 'Perfect Day' from a few years back. If any of you think you're good enough and can send through examples of your work then pls drop me a line to [email protected] - Many thanks, keep up the great work, B3ta is by far the funniest site on the interspaz
(glassfrog knows nothing about computers, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
OH DEAR.
And you gave them your email address too. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
And today, on News At 10, inside reports on the BBC using the word 'spaz' in a negative light.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

what a spaz
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
you should edit this
so that nobody knows your name and email address and place of work.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
I've screengrabbed it anyway
for the irony.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
Now everyone can spam horrible things at your twitter account
Also I really hope this is a picture of you
news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40691000/jpg/_40691491_srilankcar220.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
This is fine to do on b3ta, cr3 said so
There is nothing the mods can do.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
haha isn't this funny
twitter.com/wilsonwilsoff
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Actually I expect none of these are actually him.
but still, in principle this is HILARIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
He seems like less of a Retter than you.
Where's your Facebook? Am I not your friend anymore you cunt? CUNTCUNT CUNT! I wanted to photoshop pictures of you with pink willies again :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE INTERNET
prevents me from allowing b3tans that I haven't gone out with from being my facebook friends.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Ah you gay.
So all female b3tans are your friends then?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
git

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
don't blame me Jude :(
blame Lion-Cake
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON!
*strobes*
DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON! *were you the bald swimmer?*

NO...that was

DUNCAN GOODHEW
DUNCAN GOODHEW
DUNCAN GOODHEW
DUNCAN GOODHEW
*strobes*
DUNCAN GOODHEW
DUNCAN GOODHEW
DUNCAN GOODHEW
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
I'm realising this song.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
I've met Duncan Goodhew
he's a nice guy.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
I'm releasing you're an idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Is it going to be autobiographical?
zing!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
kinetic typography?
is that like that style of video where all the text pops up in a manner not too dissimilar to how the song is played out?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
that's the fella.
It's a fave of many ad campaigns when they can't think of anything original.

"why don't we just have some animated text of whatever the voiceover guy is saying?"
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
but it's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
It is when it doesn't add anything to what's being said, rather just mimics it.
Rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
Im phoning the bbc now to complain that you exposed yourself to some local children and gave out business cards so thye could email you.
You disgust me you filthy internet pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
I know a guy who's really into typography,
that probably doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Here's a sample of my work for you
www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/kinetictypography.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Do you need someone to make the tea & coffees?
because i'm awesome at that. The secret is to use the boiling water from the kettle as soon as it clicks off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
IF YOU DON'T GET FIRED FOR THIS
I'LL SEND SUCH A VENOMOUS EMAIL TO THE DAILY MAIL.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
I can't help
but if you want to pay me anyway I don't mind. Also, whilst you're there at the BBC, can you just have a quick word with whatever fat bastard decrees that BBC viewers want to spend half their day watching cooking shows? That's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
my brother wanted me to spam his driving school on here to get to the top of google
i advised him that the place has changed alot since i last did it and is now full of unfunny wankers that would spam him, sad times he said, i agreed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
Does another of your brothers own a scat site?

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Mongychops and SickRik are related?

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
yes, he looks after veronicamoser and i help out with shejailbait
the driving instructor is the black sheep of our porn loving family
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
Driving instruction is a filthy trade.
You should disown him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
This sorta thing doesn't bother me at all.
It's giving someone a good opportunity and he is fully away of what they're doing and saying sorry for the spam but it's interesting.

It's better than most of the MEMEMEME shit that gets posted on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
it doesn't bother me, and i only linked to my brothers sites on some front pages, but his webiste has his phone number and such
he got no stupid calls years ago when i posted it, i bet he would now, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
terrible forum bullying banter
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)