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Good morning, official announcment time
iSpongPico has been created, and will join the world sometime in the first week of January 2010.

You may congratulate me now.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
Yay
Great conception work.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
It was very easy you know

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
I hope it was fun too
I know I enjoyed it with Mrs C
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
NEAR THE TOP.
b3ta.com/questions/theboss/post463360

/head in hands
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
'near the top'ing is for twats

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
GET IN!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
aww
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
You mean you've been DOING IT?!?!
Like the PIGEONS?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
Yes, all over your car

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
ewww, some bloke's lost his mess up your ladycave

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That's at least 3 times now

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
ewwww you let a man do a wee in your bellybutton

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
congratulations you have more babies than me
My sister has just moved to New Zealand, she says it is cold.

Is it cold? She has an exam on Saturday, is it hard?

She's an osteopath, do you know her yet?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
I know someone who had an exam yesterday
is she your sister?

it is cold, we have a fire, it didn't burn my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
Probably not but it was worth a try.
She's British, and much shorter than me.

But cold in New Zealand is pretty warm right?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
Cold in NZ is Spring in UK
Warm in the sun, cold in the shade, cold breezes and cold nights.

Fair bit of rain, but mostly bright days

Your four day forecast will follow after the news.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
GOOD JOB!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
conceptulations

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
Thangratefulations

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
haha, i like that
especially since it ends in something that sounds like 'fellations'
fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

pl uop psdn suolnuo
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
Being an upside down lady
will she give birth out her head?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
Good point
*googles*
EDIT: Apparantly not. It's a clunge delivery but they have to push harder due to a different gravity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
Cheers
I'm thinking of calling it Captn after you if it's a boy
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
HAHA MORE FINANCIAL PRESSURE

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
another work-shy dole-scum to blight the already depleted planet

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
Who's going to pay for my pension,
that's what I want to know... because it's certainly not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
Congratulations
Have you thought of any names?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
bumcivilian

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
Sulphagne

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
cDonald

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
Well we have iSpong Mini, iSpong Nano
so this one's going to be iSpong Pico. Shuffle seemed wrong somehow
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
iSpong Touch?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
YAY!
Oh congratumalations, babe :D This is wonderful news!
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
Thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Congratulations.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Yay, congrats lucky lady. :D

(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
congratulations

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Congratumalurations!!

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
Thangratefulations

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
Congratulations on completing the unholy trinity!
*awaits an early 2010 apocalypse*
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
Oooh I hadn't thought of that
maybe we will stop at 3 after all
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
TOO LATE!
Together they will form iSpong MiniNanoPico like a grotesque episode of Power Rangers, and bring about Australasia-based armageddon.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
who the hell impregnated you
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
Baldmonkey
he's got a fucking enormous penis
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
Yes but it is grafted on.
He harvested it from one of his victims.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Your fanny must be like the batcave by now
But with more pedestrian traffic
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
It's terrifying to behold

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
the bat-twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
Top shagging.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
Congratulations

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
HOORAY!
Two of my girlie friends are expecting babies this year, one in November and one on Christmas eve. I'm not at all jealous. Not one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
CONGRATULATIONS!

*quickly works out dates and when we met up in Wokingham*

*sweats a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
*points*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)