Christ, it's been too hot today
and thursday is supposed to be the hottest day of the year (40 degrees or something).
How have you coped in the heat? Do you have one of those tiny battery operated fans to waft your face?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm not fat and it doesn't bother me

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

this
as a girl it's just an excuse to wear smaller clothes.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

And as a guy, I fully appreciate a good breeze during the summer.

( SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Creepometer.
0 [----------------|--] You
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

higher.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

*grabs testicles*
Creepometer.
0 [----------------|--] You
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

pfft :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Cha-mone.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

slower

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

i refuse to drop my IQ to that level.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

just get piston to do the exact same post.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

him and matt should go out on the pull together...

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

haha
it's grey chap and floss hair!

THOSE LOVABLE SCAMPS
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

now i think of piston as the 'grey bloke' from madridiot's videos

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Floss hair?

( SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

*legs it*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Piston confided in me that he finds old floss head here rather alluring.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

poor sod :)

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

rrrrowr!
How are you feeling now, hun?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

A bit better, I've had a nice bath and I'm in bed now.
I went to the doctor and it's not meningitis so that's a relief... ho hum.

Are you well lovely lady?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

poor matt
he does not deserve to suffer that, it would be like a black hole of conversation.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Thanks for backing me up

( SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

only fair
the times I have seen him attempt to talk to you has resulted in you saying you could not possibly as you have ear cancer and the doctors say you need silence.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Indeed, at least Matt is top bloke to talk to
And he's a good dancer.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

is that what it was?
I thought they had electrified the floor again.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I like Matt. He's a lovely man.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

indeed

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

certainly 2/3rds of one, anyway..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

haha good strikethrough
edit; FUCKOFF AUTOCOMPLETE
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

ironically
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I try my best

( SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

That said
I am also a fan of a STIFF breeze in the summer
( RedStar returneth, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Azzers!
Hi there :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSpangolina...
how is th weather down there?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

hot.
how are you? Is Lizzie ok, she said this morning she was feeling poorly.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

No no no, Spango, 'Poorly' is what she calls Az's dinkle silly.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

as the nose drips

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

eeeeew

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

And it tastes of Lemsip

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

you mention pink socks.
and we will be having words...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

there is absolutly nothing wrong with me that a truck full of cash hitting the side of my house wont fix :D as for lizzie, i think she is ok. havent really spoken to her today. she is in a post glasto coma atm i think..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

hehe, know the feeling.... moving house is pricey!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

you cunty-chops
any chance of you bringing my drive back?
( WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

yeah, maybe :D
you in the office all day? i'll drop it round later
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

You are my hero.
How are you at painting?
( WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

you ask me this
after i repainted quite a bit of tim's office?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

heh heh

( WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Did he give you Boston Legal?
Y'know that lawyer show I was telling you about where the whole cast are boston terriers.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

You fart lots to cool yourself down?!!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

have you seen that russian tennis player at wimbledon?
Pfwoooor
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Davydenko?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Dunno but they're playing now

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Andy Murray is scottish you fool

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

this
as a man it's just an excuse to wear smaller clothes.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Supermatts mankini goes a tad too far

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Sadly, it doesn't go quite far enough.

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Pics

( RedStar returneth, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

HELLO!
whoop whoop
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

they're all coming out of the woodwork now
hello, you pasty-botherer. How's things?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Fine and dandy
have just got back from holiday in teh Gower
sorting out the pics now.

How is the high priestess of tiny?
( RedStar returneth, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Holiday? From the idyllic Kernow paradise?
Madness.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Well
It am quite nice
( RedStar returneth, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Oh aye, vere nice.
Whereabouts?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

'bout
yer
Rhossili
( RedStar returneth, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Gower?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Wales.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

fancy!
hope you had a nice time. I'm good thanks, enjoying the lovely weather for a change :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

So I hear
by wearing small clothes.

been down the local barbie outlet have we?
( RedStar returneth, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

more like action man
combats are my friend.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

I'm fat and it doesn't bother me

( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

It bothers everyone else though theo.
*looks away in disgust*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I look like a scoop of ice cream that's fallen out of a child's cone and hit the floor at speed

( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

The child is standing nearby, crying

( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Haha
Lovely stuff.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I'm not fat either
so it doesn't bother me that much.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

I've sat in an airconditioned room all day.
And when I get home, I'll probably cope by drink chilled water.
It's amazing the steps I have to go to to keep my body temperate.
( SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

I don't sweat like a fat pig so I've been fine in the hammock most of the day.
Hasn't been overly hot here, quite a lot of cloud cover.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

i've been out and about today and some parts of the campus are massively hot.
my office is nice and cool though
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

If I'm cold I put clothes on and if I'm hot I take some clothes off.
It's a pretty original system.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

*turns on radiators*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

No GMoS, NO!
Radiators are for the cold.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

By not wearing a coat

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

did they take it for the circus tent
at glastonbury?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
YES
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

No wait
This humour is too advanced, you'll have to explain it
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

It's too hot.
It's too cold.
It's raining.
It's not raining.

Poor The Weather. It just can't win.
( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I've got a desk fan blowing into my face.
My hair is going all over the place, like one of those chicks from an eighties hair metal rock video
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

You're not hot.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Not now I've got the fan I'm not, no.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

You are hot though.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Not now I've got this fan I'm not, no

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

been asleep most of the day
swimming first thing this morning after work
nice big fan by bed.

all in all quite cool.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I'm not fat and it does bother me.
I open the windows.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I like the heat
I keep thinking about moving somewhere I might get some. I've been saying that for ages though and done nothing about it though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I like the heat
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

haha good strikethrough

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

surely...
like the 'm on
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Oh haha

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Pfft
'get some'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

ta ta ta ta ta
Get some
ta ta ta ta ta
Get some...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Same goes for you bitchface

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I hope your flat is slightly too warm for comfort this evening.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

I've got a 24" fan blowing cool air into my underpants

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

lol what's his name lol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

His nickname is 'Shorty'

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

I wonder if you can get PC fans embedded in bottom plugs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

I've been enjoying airconditioning and walk in fridges

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Walk in fridges
A true sign of being a fatty.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Or working in the catering trade

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I'm not sure I'd like anything in our walk in in my mouth

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

That's the boring reason though

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I've done the opposite of what is right
and turned the oven on to do some baking. I fear I may faint from the heat.
( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

When it's cold I hope you spend all day in a Chest Freezer

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)