Tell me your favourite b3tan.
Yes, this is your chance to brown nose.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Scrambled Edd

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

D:

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Now unbutton his shirt
Slowly now...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Not you

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

I know not me.
That's why I D:'d
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Oh right
Sorry.

But... you are one of six people I'm a "fan" of on b3ta!

That must count for SOMETHING
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

The other five are all JMG, or something

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Depends. Who are the other four?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Six minus one is five, my dear
Scrambled Edd
The Neville
Sheep!
rob
doctor dyslexia
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

I guessed Scrambled Edd was one of the six, darling.
Which left 4 unknowns.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

OH SHIT
YOU'RE LIKE



MATHS MAN
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

I'm not a lover, I'm not a hater.
I'm a fucking calculator.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

I'm not a hater, I'm not a lover
I am fucking your mother
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

My favourite b3tans are
TFS - cr3 - and a few regulars at the b45hs.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

You arent allowed more than one.
That's the law.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

fannygunk

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Sp@m
She has very soft hands
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

A delicate, downy hair?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Like a little monkey

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

awwwwww ta!
You're mine too
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

and glued eel
He really cracks me up with his nonsense.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Woah!
No backtracking, girl! It's me or it isn't!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

oh hush I have enough love for everyone

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

I only made it up anyway
I think you're rubbish.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

no, there are loads that i like. i'm not ranking them.

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

You would if you were Jonathon Ross.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

no way could i pick just one, all 80.000 forum users are wonderfull in my eyes, great forum
great times
( mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

brown nose!

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

me
not you!
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

youre all cunts

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

YES, WE ARE ALL CUNTS

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Too hard to say.
I like Spangolin and Red Rocket from when I met them IRL.
Flapjack, Donkey Gums and glued eel are very funny /talkers.
Scrambled Edd (Eddsworld) and madridiot are very talented and funny animators.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

WOVE YOO TWO EDIY

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

igor.
No contest.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

haven't heard from igor in a while
he must be busy
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Indeed.
I had to fetch my own cape this morning.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

throwing switches and the like

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

it's a tough life
but he never complains
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

You, Mykey.
It's you.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

FUCKING TEASE

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Spacefish
Always Spacefish. He completes me.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

The Gay Shift and Gilgamesh

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

ONLINE VALIDATION!
TIME FOR SOME VIGOROUS MASTURBATION!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Cuffbert.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

sack of bricks, canal, sorted

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Cuffbert - Done.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

we'd have to cement over the canal. to make sure
then build a shopping centre on it
then knock that down with a wrecking ball
then set the whole mess on fire
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

I love you all equally. Ish.

( Jobe, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

but me more than the others, right?
that's what you said. you said you'd love me if I did that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

He lied
Now you have to live with the shame. Sorry.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Jobe doesn't lie.
I won't hear of it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

You did it well, I'll give you that.

( Jobe, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

hmmm....
bloke: Bud
not-bloke: Blue Star
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

bollocks to everything and everyone

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

"And bollocks on and all!" said Tiny Tim.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

you dropped this
"e"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

*dances like a twat*
*chews constantly*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

*loves you all*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

good bollocks or bad bollocks?
It makes the difference.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

COW BOLLOCKS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Blue Star.

( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

dawwwwwww

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Yeah. like she wouldn't murder me in my sleep if I didn't say it.

( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

I don't think she'd kill you in your sleep
she'd want to see the pleading look in your eyes as the knife went in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

you'd have said it anyway, you softie
don't worry though, i know it's actually me
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

FF and Tara up a tree!
G-E-T-T-I-N-G M-A-R-R-I-E-D!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

It must have been a very small tree to get Tara up there.
She'd struggle with a bonsai without a leg up.
( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

All she'd have to do is sit on an acorn and wait.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

She's standing behind you, isn't she?
She saw you write "spango-" and you immediately felt those burning eyes on your back.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Busted.

( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

Busted are on b3ta?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Yes, with their hit
"Thats what you're on ignore for".
( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

arf.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

I have several
The Captain
cr3
spangolin

Plus others, but I'm not going to list them all
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

I dunno
You're all a bit rubbish really.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'm shocked and appalled by this attitude.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

What if I said it was you?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

I'd demand proof.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

If he was all a bit rubbish?
He's probably be offended and confused
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

MoT

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

They know who they are.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

That's right, we do.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

You're my No.1

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

I think you're swell too.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

You're my No.1

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Yus!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

You're a No.2

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

You're a whore, Double R

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

You love it.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

MEEEEEEE

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

And you are?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

D: D: D:

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Only kidding.
I love your pixels.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

come to the CHuB bash!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Police Dog
and no order of awesomeness:

the CHBs - Awesome, funny and genuine
Eddache - fucking funny
Supermatt - good drinks stand
Gonz - gentle spastic
Cr3 - uber nice dude
Spango - rare funny girl
Cap Wow - fellow bassist
Wormulus - unaware of his Autism
Rhcpaul - my body guard
TFS - feeds me, gets me drunk and top bloke
Lime - she is amazing and beautiful and she's got a 2:1
Az - deep voiced BUB BUB BUB BUB BUB
Lizzy - cracking knockers
Mooey - cracking knockers
Red Rocket - funny dude
Glued Eel - funniest board member
Jobe - He's got a cheeky face
Easty - little ginger monkey
Shouty O'Potatoes and her whoooped boyfriend - she scares me in the best possible way and Noit grow some nuts and twist her nips if she disses you
FF & Bluestar - he's funny and she's short. Both awesome.

etc
and everyone else I've met in real life - you're all cool. apart from you. If I've missed anyone out let me know and I will judge you.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

Yay! Namecheck!
At first glance I thought you were referring to me and BS with Shouty O'Potatoes and her whooped boyfriend ;)
( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

haha, Blue Star is the Mincredible Sulk :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

i'm going to DEMAND that she uses this as her sig

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

now i just need to get you to like me enough to get my name right and we're SET!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

t'was a typo Rhcjames :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

s'alright then
that's a pretty cool list to be on
you clearly have taste
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Me?

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I left you off on purpose coz I knew it would hurt you to THE CORE Frizzle pants ;P
Friz: - Top guy, loves the attention, face like a giant's frisbee.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

DAMN STRIGHT

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

VALIDATION, ONLINE!
I'm so printing this out and framing it.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

:D

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

TFS/D.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)