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BARK BARK BARK ggrrrrrrkkkkkk
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(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
:((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
i bet you laughed you mean cunt

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
POLICE IN 'THICK CUNTS' SHOCKER!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)
GASP
i hope THE police dog is ok
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USERS
I have some distressing news.
POLICE DOG is not well. Their condition is described as 'serious'
THIS IS NEGLIGENCE, JUSTICE WILL BE DONE
IN COURT
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
I'd like to sue Neddy, if I may.
Her shiny shiny face has partially blinded me.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
I am prepared to act as your ATTORNEY in this SERIOUS MATTER.
I AM GAZZING THE DEFENDANT NOW.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
JUSTICE WILL BE DONE!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
Let me guess, you will be requiring some photos of her breasts as 'EVIDENCE', yes?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
NEGATIVE. This is not the case.
I have sent a standardised CEASE AND DESIST request.
HOPEULLY THIS CAN BE SETTLED EQUITABLY WITHOUT THE NEED TO GO TO INTERNET COURT
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
Will you be requesting a MEETING with the defendant to nullify the need for court? In the form of DRINKS and possibly FULL PENETRATIVE SEX?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
CEASE YOUR SLANDEROUS LIBELS AT ONCE.
INTERNETLAWYERMAN is one fiery dragon in a courtroom WHOSE TAIL YOU DO NOT WANT TO PULL.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
unless you're a woman
in which case I bet you'd comment that your dragon's tail is excellent at what it does.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
I retract any comments which Mr Lawyermanmay have found offensive, and provide assurance that I do not wish to touch his tail, despite his generous invitation.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
I think that after ARBITRATION
INTERNETLAWYERMAN will possibly have to agree to SETTLE out of court for a TITWANK.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
TO THE MEDIATION DUNGEON!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
IGOR?
break out the NIPPLECLAMPS.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
WAS IS DAS? NIPPLE KAMPFS? HITLER VONTS IN TO ZE KINKY MEDIATION BUNKER JA!

(Wormulus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
I'd like to sue myself for being fat on the internet
Can you please advise me on the legal situation?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
No case is too large for INTERNETLAWYERMAN.
I WILL HAPPILY HELP YOU SUE YOURSELF SLIM, however, I should warn you that libaility for your fatness is IN DISPUTE.
YOU SHOULD REALLY BRING YOUR CLAIM AGAINST
Mr J M Geordie Esq.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
i'd like to sue neddy for £1.79, this is the value i'm putting on my broken heart

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
Here's your 1.79
sorry for the inconvenience
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
*cries*
*throws Bonios*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
they were from the snuffer dog division

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
you terrible cunt.
go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

also, pffffft.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
Frying Squad

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
For fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)