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The ones that girls do with their hands when I walk past them

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
OHH DG!
You're like our GMoS Party representative in the South.
I expect a crushing victory in the sexy elections.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
TJ: anyone else got a spammy gaz from a bird just now?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
Not yet.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
No, but I want to

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Spammy in that it smells like low-quality processed animal matter?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
a g-g-g-girl?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

hi

[email protected]
Hello,
My name is stephani i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss stephanie.
(I'm new! stephanielove, Thu 9 Jul, 16:08, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
ding?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
dong

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
I'd pushing my winky right into her stupid-twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Hello my dear

[email protected]
Hello,
My name is stephani i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss stephanie.
(I'm new! stephanielove, Thu 9 Jul, 16:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
maybe you, dg, and this girl with have a threesome

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
if you and dg make eye contact whilst it's going on though, make sure to high five, that way there's no homosexual undertones

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
She likes me more than him,
I got a "hello my dear", he just got "hi"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
I feel I got the offer from the bargain bin.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[email protected]
Hello,
My name is Declan i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss Declan.
(I'm new! Moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul, 16:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
Careful now
he might try and give you a makeover.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
pfft you're all cunts
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
OMG OMG!
[email protected]
Hello,
My name is Chris i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can dress up as puffins and fuck so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Mr Packham.
(I'm new! PuffinGuy69, Thu 9 Jul, 16:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
my first Packham post was in 2005
I need help bluey :(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
She's giving Stephanies a bad name.
That bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
Oooo, yeah', I got one quite like that.
Hello,

My name is Sarah and I'm a beutiful blond swedish 19 year old who won awards last year for giving the best blowjobs in the world, my hobbies involve watching hollyoaks, holding hands and eating chinese food. Last month I won the euro-millions again, so I spent all that money on buying dogs. I have a mansion on Bishop's Avinue and a buggatti, if you want to meet me there, me and my 5 identical twins will practice making love to you until you get bored. I understand if you don't reply to this, but I will be heart broken.
Miss sarah.
(I'm new! sarahlove, Thu 9 Jul, 16:08, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

hi

[email protected]
Hello,
My name is mykey i saw your profile at (www.pizzaexpress.com) and i love it i think we can work out a way of getting me free pizza so please i will like you to email me back a laminated menu through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you the dimensions of my letterbox for you to easily post loads and loads of pizza through to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Mykey.
(I'm new! Mykeyboy, Thu 9 Jul, 16:08, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
I think Mykey should be applauded for not using any racial slurs.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
90nz0's currently trying to work out who Rachael Slurs is.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
Rchael Stephens is my cousen's cousen.
truefax.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
That is SO 90nz0 right there!
*Applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
I just did.
I feel wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
Ah it's deffo spam if you got one.
I mean, I do get mander gazs all the time so...*head inflates*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
People insult me on /talk because they think it's cool,
but I'm constantly talking via gaz to people who are swooning.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
Don't be silly MoT! no they don't :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
I feel left out now.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
so do i
:(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
she must have me on ignore, can someone ask if i can see her bumhole? thx

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
Can you see mongy's bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
Me too.
Though obviously I get millions of pander gazzes cos I'm like sooooo sexy and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
No.
I'd be surprised if she loved my profile though.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
spam spam spam spam
[email protected]
Hello,
My name is stephani i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss stephanie.

I bet it's a hairy armed bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
Our IT Wizz cr3 just told me it's from Dakar :S
now been banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
oh for fucks sake, i could of been in there
:((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
Aw man, you can still email her.
Have some fun dude! I wonder what she looks like? If she is gazing random men then she probably looks like a pornostar.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
Why didn't I get one?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
You get them in stages of best looking member

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
Did a quick google for Stephanie Koneh, the only result I got was from a grammar school in Cameroon.
Apparently she got an E in geography and a D in history.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
I got one of those.
I just posted on here today as it came up at the top of a google search.
I can confirm this is SPAM and the account has been banned by the fabulouseious cr3.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)