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Until just now, I thought unscrutable meant something that couldn't be criticised, rather than something that couldn't be understood.
Which is understandable, what with the word scrutiny and all.
What has recently made you feel a right thickums?
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
Loads of stuff
*shrugs* it's just as well I'm sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
TALK TO ME D:

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
Hello lovelyface
are you with Paul?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
Not yet, in about 15 mins hopefully :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
It'll be then.
I don't have your number
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
EEEEEEE :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
Are you hiding in his beard?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

xy tsquare
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
my manager telling me he had to show the new girl double entry O_o
i emailed him after with a polite WTF. I now know it´s an accountancy thing.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
Not a day doesn't go by where something doesn't make me feel completely stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
My complete inability to get an access form to work correctly
Still no idea why it isn't working
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
I made Gonzo feel like an idiot
As for me... erm, can't think of anything right now.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
I'm going to be honest with you Jim Bob.
If today's thing that makes me feel stupid is that I didn't know wigan is famous for pies, then I'm going to mark it up as a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
I didn't know that either

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
Neither did I.
Nor did I care.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
I don't even know what pies are

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
It's a well-known fact that b3tans prefer salads.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
sorry, can't reply anymore
I'm off out for a 20km run and a fight with a bear
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
it´s wright pies isn´t it?
? :/
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
Pea wet!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
I'm okay with all the IT problems we get at work
except Microsoft Outlook. I just don't get it. I don't get why it never works how it should or why it mysteriously decides it no longer likes passwords or doesn't want to accept password changes or why it's just shit or why it has to be used at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
it pisses me off when users accidentally click ´work offline´
then blame IT

GRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
dear IT
i clicked "work offline" three hours ago but i still haven't done any work. what are you going to do about it?

yours

spacefints
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
i'm really grateful for the presence of IT bods where i work
we get some proper mental problems, and i'm really glad they're not my job to fix
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
Thats because it's shit
Load on Thunderbird instead

Edit:- I have found if anyones .pst file is bigger that 2gb then its doomed for failure
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
yup
I´m getting an arcmail appliance so people can just access any emails quickly without having to worry about outlook, archiving etc..

also so the bosses can snoop around
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
Nobody lets me decide NHS policy :(

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
Gutted

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
USB 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
The Physics behind Doppler Ultrasound.
I've given up understanding it in too much depth now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
did you mean: inscrutable?
I don't understand the difference between inscrutable and unscrutable

see also: flammable and imflammable
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing
Blame the Romans. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
I may have just Googled that as I had no idea myself

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
i'm right naive me, but happy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
ooh, you pigeon-chested abattoir creeper

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
you can't even pet a little doggie without it inspecting your charms

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
later on we'll be meeting a super trooper in a brown mini cooper with a pooper scooper and that'll be super duper

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
tonight we'll be meeting a tramp with a lamp and a little bit of cramp, a judge with a grudge and a little bit of fudge
and a dirty doctor with a duck on his desk
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
it's at about this time of night i like to slip a caramac under a squirell

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
I heard that rumour

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
i know, i started it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
you lying get

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
no you lying get

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
I don't think there'll ever be a television programme to equal that one
my dad used to watch it but he'd change channel if you walked in on him so people didn't realise he was laughing his arse off at two blokes with carpet samples over their faces
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
it was quite brilliant, lister had me in fits, all of it did really, i wonder why i like the randomnes of that well thought out comedy, and how the dullards on here seem to make such a mess of it, hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
Hurray, I have the house to myself for a few hours.
But I can't drink :(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
Have to collect my da later.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
bad times
actually, if you do drink and then lose your license you'll not have this problem in the future
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
True.
Though, technically, because I have a British licence, the Gardaí can't really do much to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
well, i don't own a car or know how to drive one
so i think i'm probably fairly safe to get pissed
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
Have one for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
i already did

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
several actually

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
What happened to Wormulus?
Why did he flounce again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
that's mister hkudkgflhlhglg to you
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=39915
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
lololol
www.b3ta.com/~Wormulus

who did that?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
oh wait, that'll be the scarf-wearing cockhound himself, flouncing but saving his username for another non-triumphant return

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
he's a true hero of our times

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)
i think i'll gaz cr3 our over clocked admin

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
I'd be careful.
That's probably steppable too.

Apparently if you put these words in the correct order, you get stepped. Friz - I - Dead - Wish - Was
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
i was cautioned for having a 'standby troll acount'

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
Yeah it's basically turning into a fascist dictatorship on here.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
srsly
jesus man, it's for keeping my name safe from the real trolls if i ever change it temporarily
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
What's up with him now, the twat?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
who honestly gives a shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
True, true.
Hello Gilgy Plops. Plans for the night?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
bugger all, my plans have been disrupted by offline stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
Whats "offline"?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)
you know when your Linux network drivers won't compile?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
That's never happened to me, I have 14 backup routers all ready to go at all times.
I feel everything that doesn't involve internet is deemed worthless and has no value in the universe. External influences imply that there are influences away from internet that affect internetting, letting them exist is your first mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
oooh baby talk networky to me, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
Putting "Road" instead of "Avenue"on our wedding invitations...



:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
Brainiac-worshipping teachers.
If by "recently" you mean "seven years ago".
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)