I went up and down a ladder today
what's the dullest thing you've ever typed into a subject box?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)

It made the popular page.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6353219
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)

look at me. no
but look at me. here.
look.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)

*Looks*

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)

yeah but look.
at me. here.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)

I'm only watching to make sure you don't nick anything.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)

Yeah I know, it's like a mental disorder.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)

FIGHT THE POWER.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)

I did that, once.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)

i doubt this. i doubt this very much.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)

Why are you such a bully? :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)

im a right cunt
i make people cry and that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)

I don't like my iPod Touch :(

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)

well don't do it, then

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)

I broke my ipod today :( left it in my pocket and went in the wash
that's how I broke my first one.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)

Ooh actually still works.
screen is broken, just a white cloud really...
but it plays music...i'll just have to go through every single song to get to one I want to listen to.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)

i don't like your ipod touch either

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)

This

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)

META

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)

wow, it is really dull here

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)

Too many levels of irony

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)

i'm going to type something fascinating in twenty-seven minutes

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)

BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)

Swallow the ritalin
and kindly fuck right off.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)

do you know a good taylor?
/Spike Milligan story about Peter Sellers
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)

Jason.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)

the singer?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)

Yeah, sure.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)

Hawkins?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)

give him concerta
that shit lasts 12 hours
( weaver., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)

I would but I haven't installed the correct drivers yet

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)

nothing i type is ever fucking dull.
im thrilling and saucy and fuck you.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)

Gosh
how thrilling and saucy.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)

oh boy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)

bollocks.
I only reply to your posts so people see how unbearably shit u ar.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)

you reply to me because you love me
IMMENSELY
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)

Your Immense.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)

I only reply because everyone knows if you are nice on an internet forum to a girl
she'll gaz you pictures. Obviously there is a queue for this one which is why I still haven't received them
( magnum, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)

There's no queue at all for syncy's photos.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)

certainly are
you're making my twat froth like a rabid boardhound
( moohalaa, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)

lets do that thing we done that time
with that guy. god youre hot
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)

girl it's raining outside and I am so hot I am STEAMIN.

( moohalaa, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)

goh look someting fi eat me naw cook in ya tiday yu mussi tink me a kitchen bitch

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)

I don't remember.
I think it sent me to sleep.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)

a brachysaurus reared up on its back legs, its front legs have been replaced with two chainsaws and it's calling a t-rex a girly armed nonceadon

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)

Christ you're boring

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)

Actually, I know you don't care.
/ac
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)

Boring speculation here.
Sony Ericsson's new walkman phone advert advises you to "search for 'showtime' online".

Searching for that doesn't bring up anything relevant to Sony Ericsson. I doubt it ever has. Why did they do that?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)

I had to labour it a bit
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)

I know what phone it was, it was the phone in the advert that finished up telling me to look for "showtime" online.
If I searched for showtime, I wouldn't find it. I've been through the first three pages of google. I'd have been much better off searching for "sony ericsson" or "w995", which bring me far more appropriate results.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)

I searched for "showtime sony ericsson".
You're right, it's a marketing blunder.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)

You can't even argue that by "online" they meant "on Sony Ericsson's website"
Searching for "showtime" gets you nothing.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)

ha
that's totally rubbish
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)

Maybe it's secretly an advert for intra-business communication software.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)

try searching for shoetime

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)

All that brings up is shoes made of phones :((((

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)

Those ads which don't have an address are always stupid
as quite often people will take the google ads out on it.
( magnum, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)

I just had my tea.
I think mine is duller than yours. Tea is something that everybody has, every day. You don't go up and down a ladder every day.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)

What if I was a starving orphaned chimney sweep?
Your crass insensitivity wouldn't go unnoticed then.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)

Well I'd just give you a biccie and send you on your way

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)

Cor
thanks mister!
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)

I don't have tea every day.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)

I go up and down ladders most days.
I think between us we have demolished Lord Foolius' false sense of superior dullness.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)

proof positive that he's far more interesting than us.
hang on, why are we doing this?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)

no idea, probably the majority of my posts on here
oh my god, i've discovered Sammi's counterpart on another forum

this guy says:

"What do somalians and jews have in common?
Everbody hates them."

is that meant to be funny, what?

i pull him up on it so...

"My mate is somalian you inbred"

i ask if its okay for me to make jibes about the chinese seeing as i have a couple of chinese friends

"Its only a jew joke if your so highly stung about it hide away from the internet"
( weaver., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)

I didn't even realise anybody hated Somalians.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)

I can barely type on the internet through the anti-Som RAGE that obscures my vision.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)

Neither did I
What are their comedy stereotypical traits?
( in vino veritas, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)

Som-soms are all rhino buggering cauliflower eating WORKSHY DOLECUNTS.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)

piracy, being whacked up on ghat and waring factions
not to mention the thick rubber lips and curly hair
( mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)

i'm not keen on them, but hate is such an ugly word

( mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)

i don't think anyone does
he's making up shit jokes about jews that don't make any sense cos it makes him laugh
( weaver., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)

Your attitude towards inbred people disgusts me

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)

dirty bastard webbed toed freaks!

( weaver., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)

WHAT?

( mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)

It's on the second page of my most popular talk posts EVER
www.b3ta.com/talk/5362240
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)