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I went up and down a ladder today
what's the dullest thing you've ever typed into a subject box?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
It made the popular page.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6353219
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
look at me. no
but look at me. here.
look.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
*Looks*

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
yeah but look.
at me. here.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
I'm only watching to make sure you don't nick anything.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
Yeah I know, it's like a mental disorder.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
FIGHT THE POWER.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
I did that, once.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
i doubt this. i doubt this very much.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
Why are you such a bully? :(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
im a right cunt
i make people cry and that
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
I don't like my iPod Touch :(

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! WHARRGARBL, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
well don't do it, then

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
I broke my ipod today :( left it in my pocket and went in the wash
that's how I broke my first one.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
Ooh actually still works.
screen is broken, just a white cloud really...
but it plays music...i'll just have to go through every single song to get to one I want to listen to.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
i don't like your ipod touch either

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
META

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
wow, it is really dull here

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
Too many levels of irony

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
i'm going to type something fascinating in twenty-seven minutes

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
Swallow the ritalin
and kindly fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
do you know a good taylor?
/Spike Milligan story about Peter Sellers
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
Jason.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
the singer?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
Yeah, sure.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
Hawkins?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
give him concerta
that shit lasts 12 hours
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
I would but I haven't installed the correct drivers yet

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
nothing i type is ever fucking dull.
im thrilling and saucy and fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
Gosh
how thrilling and saucy.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
oh boy

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
bollocks.
I only reply to your posts so people see how unbearably shit u ar.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
you reply to me because you love me
IMMENSELY
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
Your Immense.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
I only reply because everyone knows if you are nice on an internet forum to a girl
she'll gaz you pictures. Obviously there is a queue for this one which is why I still haven't received them
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
There's no queue at all for syncy's photos.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
certainly are
you're making my twat froth like a rabid boardhound
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
lets do that thing we done that time
with that guy. god youre hot
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
girl it's raining outside and I am so hot I am STEAMIN.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
goh look someting fi eat me naw cook in ya tiday yu mussi tink me a kitchen bitch

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
I don't remember.
I think it sent me to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
a brachysaurus reared up on its back legs, its front legs have been replaced with two chainsaws and it's calling a t-rex a girly armed nonceadon

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
Christ you're boring

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
Actually, I know you don't care.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
Boring speculation here.
Sony Ericsson's new walkman phone advert advises you to "search for 'showtime' online".

Searching for that doesn't bring up anything relevant to Sony Ericsson. I doubt it ever has. Why did they do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)

I had to labour it a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
I know what phone it was, it was the phone in the advert that finished up telling me to look for "showtime" online.
If I searched for showtime, I wouldn't find it. I've been through the first three pages of google. I'd have been much better off searching for "sony ericsson" or "w995", which bring me far more appropriate results.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
I searched for "showtime sony ericsson".
You're right, it's a marketing blunder.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
You can't even argue that by "online" they meant "on Sony Ericsson's website"
Searching for "showtime" gets you nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
ha
that's totally rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
Maybe it's secretly an advert for intra-business communication software.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
try searching for shoetime

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
All that brings up is shoes made of phones :((((

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
Those ads which don't have an address are always stupid
as quite often people will take the google ads out on it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
I just had my tea.
I think mine is duller than yours. Tea is something that everybody has, every day. You don't go up and down a ladder every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
What if I was a starving orphaned chimney sweep?
Your crass insensitivity wouldn't go unnoticed then.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
Well I'd just give you a biccie and send you on your way

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
Cor
thanks mister!
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
I don't have tea every day.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
I go up and down ladders most days.
I think between us we have demolished Lord Foolius' false sense of superior dullness.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
proof positive that he's far more interesting than us.
hang on, why are we doing this?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
no idea, probably the majority of my posts on here
oh my god, i've discovered Sammi's counterpart on another forum

this guy says:

"What do somalians and jews have in common?
Everbody hates them."

is that meant to be funny, what?

i pull him up on it so...

"My mate is somalian you inbred"

i ask if its okay for me to make jibes about the chinese seeing as i have a couple of chinese friends

"Its only a jew joke if your so highly stung about it hide away from the internet"
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
I didn't even realise anybody hated Somalians.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
I can barely type on the internet through the anti-Som RAGE that obscures my vision.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
Neither did I
What are their comedy stereotypical traits?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
Som-soms are all rhino buggering cauliflower eating WORKSHY DOLECUNTS.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
piracy, being whacked up on ghat and waring factions
not to mention the thick rubber lips and curly hair
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
i'm not keen on them, but hate is such an ugly word

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
i don't think anyone does
he's making up shit jokes about jews that don't make any sense cos it makes him laugh
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
Your attitude towards inbred people disgusts me

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
dirty bastard webbed toed freaks!

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
It's on the second page of my most popular talk posts EVER
www.b3ta.com/talk/5362240
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)