I just discovered something very saddening about a b3tan
through the medium of Facebook.

The internet is my own personal soap-opera, which character are you?

Edit: www.b3ta.com/talk/1650473

Edit2: I'm off to bed, love you ALL you fuckers.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)

Roly

( BindiBaji, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)

RO-LAND!
+ goes square bashing!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)

Ed Grundy

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:24, archived)

pffft!
*does the Archers theme tune dance*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeIEovjOVdI
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)

ha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)

Well come on.
Enlighten the rest of us.

I'm the jolly fat guy who everyone doesn't mind but that could snap at any minute.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)

YEAH YEAH!
OR TOADIE. FUCK YOU ALL EH.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)

Psst. No-one had pointed that out yet...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)

Bollocks :(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)

what are you banging on about, guffbeak?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)

Me

Toadie from Neighbours.

SOME people on here call me Toadie. I don't see why myself.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)

i call you thatpictureisblockedhereatworkbecauseit'sonfacebook-face

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)

Well, you get the jist of it anyway.
PS3 time now bye!!!!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)

Toadie managed to fuck at least two Neighbours' hotties
you are a troglodyte

the end
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)

Christ
If I looked like that, there is no way in hell I'd post a picture of myself on here.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)

Not least becuase someone might do this
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/79852/1252495070/nonce.jpg
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LEGO MAN.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)

Damn it
Now I have to photoshop this.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)

I feel much better now
www.b3ta.com/board/9685235
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)

Show us your classic 'chin in hand' shot!
It truly is a thing of wonder.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)

Barry from Eastenders

( BindiBaji, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)

Mr. Mangle.
Rarely seen.
( FoldsFive, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)

morning, chap
i think i'm nearing the end of arkham asylum
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)

I've started it again.

( FoldsFive, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)

haha, ace. harder difficulty?
once you complete it, can you still wander about looking for riddler stuff?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)

Well then, my not-so-dynamic duo...
Is it as good as the reviews are saying?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)

i'm really enjoying it, yeah
get it, you won't regret it
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)

Yeah. Once you've beaten it you can use your saved game and wander around
the entirety of the asylum and its grounds to find the Riddler stuff.
( FoldsFive, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)

it wasn't me was it?
i'm the cool one that all the girls fancy, obviously

*clings to delusions*
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)

Bea from Prisoner Cell Block H
Edit: What's the racist said?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)

...he's gone for a poop

quick! RhcPaul, throw me some scissors to cut this leash...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)

i'm on it deeg!
*throws scissorang*
i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/rhcpaul/100_0334.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)

*slices*

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/dgescape.jpg

top throw!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)

ERN!?!?!
BARK!
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)

MECHA ROBO REVENGU!! AIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/dgbroomlaserrevenge.jpg

FUCK OFF TO SPACE NOW KTHXBIx

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/dogboot.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)

*Dies*

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/policedogisdead.jpg
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)

<3 <3 <3

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)

Ahhh...I'm free.
Morning all.

What is everyone having for lunch?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)

sushi

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)

I bet you're just going to gobble something you find in the Thames.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)

Noooo!
I was hoping he'd snap out of it and become good again!
*gets all teary*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)

HES WIT DA ANGLIENS NOW!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)

*checks*
No he isn't.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)

Sadly it's the end of a good cop that turned bad...
4 EVA SMELLING YOUR FARTS PD.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)

looks like team police dog is blasting off agaaaaaain

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)

POLYSE DOGG ALWAYS IN ARE HARTS.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)

HARTS BINS.

Morning Limey :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)

Morning love :)

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)

HARTS SWEET N SOUR
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)

There wasn't a single piece of unidentifiable meat in the chow mein I had yesterday.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)

worst comedy account ever

(guffbeak, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)

worst user of the Special Needs Access Hour at a Library computer terminal ever.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)

Yay!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)

YES!
*fist bump*

although i'm gutted i didn't get to use the spangolin launcher
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)

I'd put my helmet and cape on and everything

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)

Ah cheers guys :)
How are we all anyway? all cool?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)

yeah, now we've dealt with that trifling matter, i'm off
good to have you back, pard'ner
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)

It's good to be back.
Being tied up to a shrub by a thin peice of string was quite trying.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)

i didn't realise the broom-on laser had been fully charged
i wouldn't have brought so many weapons

oh well *fires you into lake instead*
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)

right, time to go old yeller on this son of a bitch
son of a bitch, get it? that's pretty clever eh? eh? hey wait for me!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)

Can I be Joe Mangel?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)

VOLTAN

(MECHA-VOLTAN, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)

will you be watching the football tonight then voltan?

( mongychops, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)

VOLTAN DOES NOT ENJOY WATCHING SWEATY MEN

(MECHA-VOLTAN, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)

you don't enjoy a few pints up the pub and shouting at the telly?

( mongychops, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)

not hubare after all then?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)

so tell us what it was then

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)

oh that
that was old news.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)

Yeah but it's still pretty sad

( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)

I don't know what we're talking about, mind

( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)

First I'd heard of it
and I'd always got on well with her, now I feel all disappointed and parent-like
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)

people make their own choices
not a lot you can do about it I'm afraid. And to be honest I imagine it was a bad enough time for her without people interfering and poking their own opinions and expectations on her.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)

I don't get it... she just discovered something through facebook that happened on here 3 years ago?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)

Yup
I must have missed it at the time, and was just informed about it by another b3tan on Facebook because I didn't get why they were attacking the original person.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)

this ones better
www.b3ta.com/talk/1644400
( mongychops, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)

What the douche is going on?
Forget banning comedy accounts, these are the ones that need to go.
( BindiBaji, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)

that's just sammi spouting her usual lies and cobblers

( mongychops, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)

I roffled at this
www.b3ta.com/talk/1644497
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)

I'm still not quite sure what is it that's saddening... the fact that she was drinking while 'pregnant', or 'lost' the 'baby'?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)

The fact she was drinking while pregnant made me sad
I don't know any more than that
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)

psssst.
It's pretty likely she wasn't drinking whilst pregnant. Or indeed pregnant. Let's just say she either has had a life that would put the rest of the world to shame, or she has a rather active imagination.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)

she is either the best troll b3ta has ever had or walter mitty

( mongychops, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)

She's VOLTAN's comedy account

( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)

You haven't seen mike_woz_ere's list have you?
She's got a whole section to herself in there, the stupid fucker.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)

The Racist Joke is still the best
www.b3ta.com/talk/5102679
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)

One of my greatest regrets is that I arrived late to that party

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)

mike's list?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)

check his profile, it's epic.
same goes for Am Badger's for the QOTW fails :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)

I feel proud to not appear anywhere on that list. I am aiming to be the least noticable, blandest bastard around...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)

Morning :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)

Christ, I'd forgotten about that happy illustration in /talks rich tapestry of retardation

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)

I've just spent the last hour on The List

(__, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)

We need more people to dig deeper on QOTW
There must be so many epic fails out there.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)

That would involve going on QOTW :(

(__, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)

I'm Mr Popodopolopoloplopoloplos.
Secretly in charge without anyone ever seeing him.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)