I fucking love cheese on toast.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

I fucking love melty cheese
toast is an obstacle imposed by a cruel society
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

FONDUE

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

GOD BLESS THE SWISS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

I would be happy
to die in a big bath of fondue.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

it's a little known fact that one of the gadgets on a swiss army knife is intended to help you climb the side of a fondue pot, should you fall in, it's saved many lives
( vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

It will be the only I would use
apart from the horse hoof cleaner
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

it's true, horses love a fondue, can't keep them away

( vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

Horses can FUCK OFF
coming near my melty cheese.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

Cheese on waffles is better
Discuss?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

Oh I dunno.
They are good. Not as good as Quesadilla though.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

Melted cheese
On crackers
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

What madness is this?

( CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

Simple madness
Advanced madness would be nachos with grated mexicana and monterey jack. And a dip of sour cream and chili... ooooMnOmnOmNOM
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

We talking potato rather or the american ones..?

(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

Potato

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

You double fucking double idiot.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

You fucking double fucking reply fucking fuck

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)

BIRD'S EYE POTATO WAFFLES, WAFFLY VERSATILE

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

My spellchecker accepts 'waffly' as a real word.
Odd.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

YE I KNOW

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

WIN!

( CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

You fucking idiot.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

I'm getting a vibe...

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

That's your idiocy resonating with your fucking idiocy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

That is not even a thing you massive nobber.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

Lasher!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

CHEESE ON A FLOPPY DISK

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

SCRAPINGS FROM THE GRILL TRAY

(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

ON A POUND COIN

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

3.5" or 5.1/4"?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

STICK TO THE 3,5" FATTY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

DIET FLOPPY

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Isn't that what people shout at Mykeyboy?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

Crusty bread. S'all you need.

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

Someone I work with call their sandwiches 'breadcakes'

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

You have my permission to call them a fucking idiot.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

Next time you see them, slap them
Assuming this is a grown adult and not a fussy-eater child.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

If it is a child with bad eating habits
slap them twice
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

Grown adult
Apparently 'breadcake' is a Yorkshire thing
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Or they're just a dick that wants to make food more childish
Probably because of some crippling insecurities about having to grow the fuck up.

Fucking breadcakes.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

Never heard of it.
/born and raised in South Yorkshire
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

According to wiki
It's a Yorkshire and East Lancs thing
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP.
OOOOooooh get me and my rolls *flounce*
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

West Bolton-upon-Dearne, born and raised,
down t' coal pit is where I spent most of my days
etc.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

West Aaardzleh born'n reehz'd
Darn't pit's whurra spent most o'me deehz
Proppin' up, bangin', gi'ing it some 'ammer
Then goin' darn t'boozer or t'wukin' men's club
When a couple o' knob'eads mekkin' a racket
Started fuckin' abart in t'tarn
A gorrina fight and me mam shit 'ersen
She said "Yer movin' to yer nan and grandad's in Kexbrough!"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

I like this
That is all.

You can turn off the Internet now. I have no further use for it.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

They are clearly insane

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

breadcake/barmcake/cob
are what you might call a 'bread roll' if you're not a devout southerner.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Me too!
I have a poppy seed loaf, it's really tasty. I think I prefer poppy seed to tiger bread.
( CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

TIGER BREAD

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

Asda tiger bread is awesome

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

i would like to show my endorsement for tiger bread at this point

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

Endorsement noted

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

YES!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

I've never been to an Asda
I'm THAT middle class
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

I go to a Asda all the time

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

Povvo
(I did actually go to one once, with an ex. We bought a pizza and it was horrible)
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

make your own Pizza at Asda
are the best! Mind you, I have also had quite a few 'stop hitting your child' arguments while standing in line.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

I might harp on about Morrisons a bit more. Their store-fresh pizzas are amazing

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

I hate Morrisons
I can never find anything and it's all 'bitty;..
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

the most embarrassing ones are when they are all 'stop hitting my child'

( vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

we don't even HAVE an asda
gotta love my middle class town
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

We're getting one :(
Mind you, for here it's actually a step up
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

The Asda tiger bread loaves are the best

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

Nothing can beat Morrisons and I am entirely unmoveable on this

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

Actually Sainsburys do a good one

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

I'm stopping this conversation now

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

Morrisons tiger bread loaves are INADEQUATE compared to Asda.
Never tried Sainsburys version.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

I will quite often get a small tiger tails baguette
to eat on the way home from asda.
( CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

I almost bought a tiger baguette from Morrisons today
but upon inspection it was oddly limp and disappointing
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)