Casu Marzu

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

really? how wiggly. was it horrible because of the flavour or knowing it was crawling with maggots?
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

Like I would ever eat that shit
I cant believe anyone would! What's wrong with people?? Are they INSANE VLADY?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

they're worse than insane, they're sicilian
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

PS I can't believe you lied on the internet, I am not sure you have understood how this forum works, no offence
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

I thought it was mandatory?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

Bless you.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

'ning gorgeous!
How can anyone eat that? HOW?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

Close their eyes and hope for the best?
In other news, I tried grilled oysters today, they weren't as bad as I expected (they were alright really) but I'm still a bit scared to eat one raw still.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

You great poof.
Shuck it open with a knife, splash a bit of Tabasco on top and then down the hatch with it.

They're actually better if you chew them but I wouldn't expect anyone to do that first time.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

any more than you should expect someone with a heavy cold to have a good chew of what they hack into their mouth from the back of their throat during a phlegm-laden coughing session
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

Yeah, see I can shuck with the best of them
But seeing as how I'm usually hacking blobs of similar consistency out of my sinuses of a morning, I really don't want to risk boking all around the kitchen, just to try one.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

Chef chef!
You are a chef! Try it! It doesn't taste like fucking snot!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

But it LOOKS like a booger
And you eat with your eyes as much as you do with your tounge and stomach.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

A chef who's a picky eater and won't try new foods?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now I've heard of everything.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

Yep, I'm a picky fucker.
But that doesn't stop me cooking whatever the fuck gets put in front of me.


Just don't expect me to eat or even like what I'm cooking.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

What?
You are a shucker too? Get it ate. Shallot vinegar splashed on it. Fucking food of the gods
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

Exactly
This is what oysters should look like.

They were delicious.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

*sharp intake of breath*
*dribbles*
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

You should have seen the view from the table.
How's this for a beach?
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

I don't like you anymore
go away
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

Very cheap destination for a long weekend away that one.
Essaouria in Morocco. Heartily recommend going there.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

I will then!
and eat so many oysters I am sick!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

That's not difficult.
I got food poisoning somewhere along the lines of that trip. I have a feeling it was probably as a result of eating in a fast-food place in Marrakech.

The other dish I had at the restaurant with the oysters was pasta with a sea urchin and squid ink sauce- it was quite exquisitely delicious.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

I went to a place in Paris
that had platters of seafood. It was huge, everything you can imagine on a bed of ice. Never tried sea urchin mind. God. I love sea food.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

A nicer beach.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Check the scale of them out.
The one I posted carries on round the coast for about 20 miles.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

There's nicer oysters out in carlingford.
They export them to paris and beyond ffs.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

You do know that a very traditional Irish workingman's lunch
Is stout and oysters don't you?
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

Only on the coasts of course.
The further inland you go, the less trusting of shellfish they become.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

Fuck off with your vinegar.
Horrible disgusting smelling shite.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

Fucked if I'd ever eat at your restaurant then.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

See, I'll cook with it.
I'll even serve it to you if you want it.


But you got parasites in your brainstem if you think I'm letting it pass my lips.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

How do you know if it's cooked right if you don't know what it's supposed to taste like?

( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

I get someone else to try it, duh.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)

Used to watch that a lot when I was a lad.
They hardly ever repeated the 1979/1980 series though.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)