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Balders, if Wicca and Sp@m won't give me a clinical blowjob, would you let your wife give me one?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:14, archived)
Have you tried building an automatic blowjob machine out of some old Lego Technics parts and a dead whore?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
is it true that if you dip your wanger into something horrible, it comes out horrible?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)
Terrible bullying of the late Dennis Thatcher.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
here, i went to the international food festival down cardiff bay yesterday,
anyone wanna have a good old chat about fooooooooooooooooooooood?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:34, archived)
What dish was the headline act?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
hah, classic dr preference wit here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
i had a duck burger

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
I was going to buy a duck yesterday, but there was something else in the butcher's shop which looked better.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:40, archived)
duck burger sounds brilliant!
why did I never think of having a duck burger before?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:41, archived)
because it doesnt exist.
It will be seagull, or maybe catfood burger, but not duck.

There are no ducks in cardiff, the one-eyed ones from Cwmbran stole them all.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
I don't live in Cardiff.
Anyway what the fuck are you jabbering on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)
Well, you wont be able to get one
from the international food festival in Cardiff if you arent there will you?

You'll have to make your own, out of catfood and toilet roll.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)
I don't even

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
LOLWAKI

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
I must say, your hard-hitting and edgy posts certainly don't pull any punches.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)
Thats because ...
the edgiest bloke in the whole of Wiltshire, oh yeah.

we'll really be rocking this thatched cottage tonight, and causing mild annoyance to my comfortably well-off neighbours.

You dont get edgier than that,
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)
Oh, Wiltshire,
and what great cities does Wiltshire boast of? SWINDON?

Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
And Mere, dont forget Mere.
Better than Newport (probably)
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
I fully reserve the right to forget Mere.
Actually I've never even heard of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to Mere.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)
what the fuck has newport got to do with any of this?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
Newport ...
Is simply a shit version of cardiff, but people from cardiff still find it dangerously foreign and a bit exciting.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)
I like the way you're naming various places and calling them shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
i like the way he clearly has no idea what he's talking about too,
the idea that people from cardiff find newport anything other than like a slightly retarded little brother is quite something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
He's well and truly made a laughing stock of you and your country.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
imma have to move now!
this is a disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
Oh man, now do Scotland!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
Offal, Alcohol and Heroin!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
really?
what the fuck do you think you're banging on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
weird, there were ducks swimming about right next to where i bought the duck burger

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
they must have been leopards in disguise

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
i mean, being as it was, and as i have previously stated,
the "International food festival" it is entirely possible that said duck burgers were not from Cardiff anyway, since I hear that there is a lot of other places other than Cardiff.
anyway, I took a photo of the board that caught my eye
www.flickr.com/photos/77838383@N00/5921779497/in/photostream
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
the phrase "duck hot dogs" makes my brain itch

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
pure class isnt it!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
we had Kangaroo burgers the other week,
that's good stuff that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
it is like a rump steak but meatier and bloodier and just damn sexy,
well i had kangaroo steak anyway, i imagine the burgers to be the same but more burgery.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
yeah and the sausages,
which were more sausagey.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
No you didn't
If it was in Cardiff, it might have been called Duck, but it will have been segull. Or leopard.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:42, archived)
and segull is deump.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
Stephen Segull.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
Now, I would eat that
in a burger, obviously

but he would have to be very dead.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)
yeh, fuck off you fat faggot.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
Because it's much cheaper to get a seagull or leopard than it is to get a duck.
There are a couple of star'd resturants in cardiff, and I'm sure there are plenty of rosettes going around too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
where i work, for instance,
is now in the running for best pub food in the uk, there are plenty of other restaraunts with rosettes and stars too if you like that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
you wont win
Cardiff is not in the UK,

we disowned it.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)
I like to think every city has its good bits, there wouldn't be a city without them, as the whole point of them is generally to house a huge population around and industry, which brings in wealth and luxories.
I can't say I've ever been to wales, but I think I would enjoy it, espesh if Gobs was there.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
Just avoid Cardiff, Newport and Cwmbran
The rest of it IS quite nice.

You should go to Hay on Wye too, it is awesome.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
cardiff was in time magazine's top ten places to visit,
in a list of like, less well known places or something,
it is pure class, you'd love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
i didn't realise that this discussion had anything to do with what country cardiff was in

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
Star'd restaurants in Cardiff?
When you say "star'd" you mean by the local health inspector?

Doe they serve a decent rat?
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
Hahaha oh man you are certainly posting some words there!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
Oh my goodness, what was it like ? What sort of condiments came with it?
Did you see/try anything else awesome?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
i had lobster tail and cockles, both pretty good,
my son the doveston tried some chilli sauce that was meant to be you know, one of the strongest available, anyway he did himself a mischief with the stuff, had to get him an ice cream, which by the way was absolutely lush, from the mendips, lush ice cream. also i tried a margarita slush puppy thing, which was pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
Oh lovely ! I totally dig lobster so hard that it hurts, it's my fave meat.
I'm gonna google up mendips. I know it's not even close on the same scale, but ASDA do "Bubblegum" flavoured ice lollys (they're creamy though) which are well good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
you should come visit next year, for the food festival,
it is lush, you'd totally love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
But cardiff is shit
So their idea if "international food" will have been KFC.

Or is KFC considered local produce in Cardiff now? Maybe if someone wend and got a KFC from Newport, that would be considered international food?

Anyway, it's all crap down there. Cardiff is pretty much a dump, Newport really is a deump, and Cwmbran is working its way up to being a dump, but everytime they get some decent rubbish thrown at them, the locals nick it.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
cardiff clearly isn't a dump but good luck with your line

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
He seems to be having fun with it, at any rate.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
With it, yes
but not IN it .

no one has fun in Cardiff.

or is it "noone" or even "no-one" .. I get confused

and "please bear in mind" ... or is it "bare"? I get confused with that one too.

One makes me think of bears .. the other of naked ladies.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
out of interest,
have you ever even been to wales?
did you come and someone stole your juicebox or something? i'm sure they're very sorry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
Yes
I have. I had a place in Cwmbran. That was a mistake.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
Were the neighbours mean to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
No
but the people I employed where shit useless doleys, and thankfully I closed the place and they are all back on the dole.

Glad to be out of it, but I do miss the nice view of the grassy ridge just outside the town.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
haha, you disliked it because you were shit at business lols

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
You clearly have never been to Cwmbran
It's worse than a worse thing.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
I've been to Cwmbran. What shop did you run into the ground?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
i have, and i can imagine how butthurt i would be if i was incapable of running a business there,
where you basically have a captive audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
Thankfully, it was not a shop
As Cwmbran is full of doleys and benefit cheats.

It was a manufacturing business up on Forge Hammer, if you know where the fuck that is.

I wish I didnt.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
You mean the factory they closed down to build about fifteen shops on? Yeah, you sure showed people on benefits a thing or two.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:22, archived)
i'm pretty sure it's wormulus,
it's always wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
No
I is not wormulus.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)