New QOTW vote
This week's travesty of democracy is here

That is all.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)

why dont you stay to chat?

( sleepybinky, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)

It's because of what you said about his Mum
It turns out that you were wrong about his Mum and all those black guys.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)

but LOOK AT HIM.

( sleepybinky, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)

look, I know it, you know it...
but sometimes it's more polite to stay quiet
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

sOMEONE really should start a new thread at some point.

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)

You do it.

( MONO!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

If you don't AK probably will.

( MONO!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

Too late :(

( MONO!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)

you only have yourself to blame.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

Fuck off back to QOTW.
You flailing spastic mong shitcunt autism crybaby.
/ac
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)

I'm a bit disappointed by the new Scroobius Pip album. Feel It is fucking awful.
Mind you, Beck's debut studio album; Golden Feelings is much worse.
It's like someone farted up a trumpet the wrong way while a spastic duck has a fit.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)

Feel It is terrible. Really could have done without imagining Scroobius Pip have sex.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)

There's some good tracks but yeah, it's average at best. :/

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)

I just dun the ratings of it on my ipod.
It was mostly 3 stars.
I expected better.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)

Oh look, Legless is getting antsy.
b3ta.com/questions/notme/post1362412
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)

Give it ten minutes, he'll claim to be trolling.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)

That or, he really does want to read stories about underage sex.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)

oh man, he told ME, didn't he?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)

I like how everybody saying stuff he dislikes is from /talk.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)

And now it's closed.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)

alwayz in r hartz

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)

Hahahahahah
b3ta.com/questions/fixtheworld/post1362913
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)

oh for crying out loud

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)

he's quite angry for a fat middle-aged expat, isn't he?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)

Why do people get so het up?
I don't get it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)

I don't. nothing here gets to me. nothing.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)

*tickles flounce bone*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)

I might act like a prick, but i've never flounced. I don't think.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

ALRIGHT MATE, CALM DOWN, I WAS ONLY JOKING
Nah, seriously, you're alright.
*stands uncomfortably close*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

you are you mean.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)

*hugs*
*loves*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)

Flouncing is for shits

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)

AMFG GUY IT'S ALL /TALKS FAULT I DONT FEEL ADMIRATION FOR MY CRAPWHY WONT YOU VALIDATE ME

( sleepybinky, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)

*validates*
there...that was easy enough.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)

ooh can i have a stamp

( sleepybinky, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)

By all means
Put your hand here...
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

I always assumed it was for my entertainment.

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

perhap PH...perhap

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/125.jpg
www.howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/125.jpg
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

I couldn't agree more

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)

Try this... ergonomically designed neck...
www.domestos.pl/img/packshoty/Domestos%20C-TAC%205x%20v2.jpg
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)

He did that on the hidden track at the end of Angles as well.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)

Is that the one that goes
Our hair was mingled
My beard, your muff
It was a breath of fresh air
When you did a front-bum-guff
?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)

And I can't stand that Colliflower Girl one eaither on his last one.
But I like the rest of the album, but I admit some of the songs took me 3 or 4 listens to 'get' them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)

I only gave two of them 4 stars; Introdiction and Let 'Em Come.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)

Can I copy your Scroobiu Pip albums please
fanxbai
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)

I DO NOT ADVOCATE PIRACY

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

What about threats of violent molestation?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)

GIve Domestic Silance and Broken promise some more listens.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)

YEAH WELL
www.b3ta.com/board/10545478
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)

YEAH WELL AT LEAST START A NEW THREAD WITH IT.
207.44.242.20/board/10545514
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)

Hello.
How are you?
( MONO!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)

"Fights you didn't win"?
Nobody's going to answer that.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)

You'll like this one Erasty.
'I joined b3ta so I could harass my ex'.
b3ta.com/questions/b3tamemories/post1355308
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)

QOTW! Never change.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)

What an awful woman

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)

SHE'S NOT A SLAG, YOU KNOW.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)

I have it on good authority
That Audley Harrison posts here under a pseudonym.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)

What, the guy who hosted Ready Steady Cook?

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)

*pricks with fork*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)

I don't know why people in the media give him such a hard time, he's never hurt anybody.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)

pfffft.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)

'unintentional racism'
That'll just bring Mykey out of retirement.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)

it'll be full of stories about being racist and how they didn't mean it.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)

it'll be full of stories about being racist and how they didn't mean it. willies.
( MONO!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)

alright Easty

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)

alright MONO!

( MONO!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)

I'm not racist, but whenever I see a group of skeletons, I can never tell them apart

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)

Yeah. All MY racism is intentional
Them fucking tentists, coming over here, stealing our Noits...
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)

I'm not racist, but gypsies/Poles/Pakistanis etc.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)

I'm not racist, but Hip-Hop is awful. Talking isn't singing!
Also I am terrified of young black males.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)

i'm not racist but KILL ALL THE JEWS.
i didn't mean that, by the way. you misunderstood me.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)

I'm not a racist

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)

Good.
I miss Mykey.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)

I'm not even clicking on that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)

Oh unintentional racism has to win
It'll just be filled with 'I didn't know that nignog was offensive!!!!!! BLOODY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS Enoch was right'
( Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)

also see:
You don't understand, in (INSERT PLACE NAME HERE) it's perfectly fine to call them nignogs! The teachers at my school used to call them Cherry Blossom Paddies! It's fine!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)

and ACTUALLY wog is a term meaning Well Organised Gentleman so it's not offensive at all bloody political correctness enoch was right

( Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)

SBP is good today
I keep hearing good things about that film. I should watch it I reckon.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)

I enjoyed it muchly
It's a quiet film, filled with little quiet moments where nothing major is happening but you soak up atmosphere, things are given away with a twitch of an eyebrow instead of the bang of a gun. Lovely stuff.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)

Well that's good enough for me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)

Mr Hats. your Escher SBP is a work of genius.
also: I agree with Theoban, TTSS is well worth seeing
( spesh., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)

Thank you dear boy!
We see inspiration all around us.

And yes, I fully intend to see this movie now. At first my in-laws where the only people to recommend it (which is no mark of quality).
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)

qotw should be about the biggest fish you ever caught

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)

needless to say, I had the last carp

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)

Apologies for tench

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)

Honda a Cod

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)