What do you serve at the wake of someone who died from alcoholism-related organ failure?
Just checking in case I need to know.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:20, archived)

Tea
Yorkshire tea or tetley
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:22, archived)

Hot Vimto

(Planearm, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:32, archived)

hot egg

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:43, archived)

Cask Strength Whisky
Then you toast everyone with self control and have a right laugh.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:46, archived)

hisk ill
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:21, archived)

t spitr
+Will
control
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:22, archived)

Whisky eggy tea vomit
- got it.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:53, archived)

probably an eviction order

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:54, archived)

cunt

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:09, archived)

sherry. and tea loaf

( vladimir, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:15, archived)

Liver vol-au-vents

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:23, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:58, archived)

A nice Chianti

( .Yeti., Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:28, archived)

Breaded liver

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:32, archived)

A big pair of fucken tits lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:38, archived)

made of liver tho yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:58, archived)

Well yeah, what else?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:04, archived)

smeg nog

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:59, archived)

Disgusting.
It's not even Christmas!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:13, archived)

THE PUBLIC TRUST

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:09, archived)

Alright, Murphy.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:19, archived)

MURPHY IS DEAD
Except in the sequel that hero journey is reversed. Or have I got that the wrong way round? I can't remember the 3rd one at all.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:45, archived)

LOL
organ
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:02, archived)

A big amarone.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:04, archived)

A cake with George Best’s face on it

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:12, archived)

Was he the best tho lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:17, archived)

Customers
or mourners, or funeral clients if you prefer
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:35, archived)

I hope it's chips, it's chips

( broadsword, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:46, archived)

Whatever you fucking want. Are you new to being an adult human?

( mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 0:01, archived)