What do you serve at the wake of someone who died from alcoholism-related organ failure?
Just checking in case I need to know.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:20, Reply)

Tea
Yorkshire tea or tetley
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:22, Reply)

Hot Vimto

(Planearm, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:32, Reply)

hot egg

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:43, Reply)

Cask Strength Whisky
Then you toast everyone with self control and have a right laugh.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:46, Reply)

hisk ill
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:21, Reply)

t spitr
+Will
control
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:22, Reply)

Whisky eggy tea vomit
- got it.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:53, Reply)

probably an eviction order

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:54, Reply)

cunt

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:09, Reply)

sherry. and tea loaf

( vladimir, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:15, Reply)

Liver vol-au-vents

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:23, Reply)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:58, Reply)

A nice Chianti

( .Yeti., Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:28, Reply)

Breaded liver

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:32, Reply)

A big pair of fucken tits lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:38, Reply)

made of liver tho yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:58, Reply)

Well yeah, what else?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:04, Reply)

smeg nog

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 19:59, Reply)

Disgusting.
It's not even Christmas!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:13, Reply)

THE PUBLIC TRUST

( brb top shit, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:09, Reply)

Alright, Murphy.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:19, Reply)

MURPHY IS DEAD
Except in the sequel that hero journey is reversed. Or have I got that the wrong way round? I can't remember the 3rd one at all.
( brb top shit, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:45, Reply)

LOL
organ
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:02, Reply)

A big amarone.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:04, Reply)

A cake with George Best’s face on it

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:12, Reply)

Was he the best tho lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:17, Reply)

Customers
or mourners, or funeral clients if you prefer
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:35, Reply)

I hope it's chips, it's chips

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 21:46, Reply)

Whatever you fucking want. Are you new to being an adult human?

( mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 0:01, Reply)