Sung to the tune of 'Erotica' by Madonna
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your beard all over my body
( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2026, 13:32, archived)

Great idea.
You should send it to Joel Veitch, he might make a side-splitting Flash animation based on it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 13:42, archived)

no
no more Joel Veitch singing
no more
no
( .Yeti., Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:00, archived)

Alright, 2 Unlimited.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 17:58, archived)

I met Joel in the early 2000s he was a nice bloke
I can only assume he's a monster now.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:30, archived)

I heard Jeffrey Epstein is mentioned in the Veitch Files.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 19:23, archived)

B Oddie? What's rude about a body?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 13:58, archived)

Tits?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:30, archived)

Scum. Sub human scum.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:35, archived)

Hiya

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 27 Mar 2026, 16:26, archived)

Smash Monkey, Smash Monkey, buys used pants that mostly aren't spunky

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:35, archived)

This actually made me laugh

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 15:45, archived)

Ok then at least I've achieved one thing today.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 15:49, archived)

It's a shame there's no rhyme for 'dim-witted fantasist'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 16:23, archived)

Obvious online fibs innit

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 16:37, archived)

I mean, where do we fucking start with calling out the fictions?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 18:47, archived)

I think that was you wankers on qftw. You couldn't Photoshop. Dunno why. Ps7 was easy. We all got front pages. Then haha, lierz. All of you. B3ta was images. Not your wank. Fuck off thinking you are better. It's a forum.

( mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 19:34, archived)

She makes up shit about people having cancer.
Not cool, mongy.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:13, archived)

Grow up

( mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:21, archived)

I'm loving this mong-on-mong action, guys.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:23, archived)

Tea. Ive a good memory mate

( mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:24, archived)

You're right, I should live an online fantasy life and lie about loved ones dying from terminal illness. That's what b3ta's for

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:24, archived)

What the fuck are you on about?

( mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:29, archived)

Smash Monkey.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:30, archived)

Who fucking cares??!. You are bein5a weirdo. 40 saink ain't you? Go on holiday. It's a grey forum for pictures. I'm the king of Spain, fucked Sydney Swansea. Cheaper

( mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:33, archived)

I think, in this instance, I am not being a weirdo.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:42, archived)

hmmm.

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:59, archived)

This is b3ta!!!. What a cunt. Hahaha. I've screenshot this. Defending. Haha. Tears

( mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:01, archived)

there's definitely not fucking 300 of us that's for sure

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:09, archived)

Taking a screenshot is SERIOUS INTERNET
Where will you post it? /offtopic?

Fucking hell mate, get some help.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:12, archived)

The old flip a roo. Deflecting from the original wah wah wah someone. Classic

( mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:45, archived)

I've been here years . Don't call out fibs. Dildo . Oh how funny. Nobody fell for it but you felt super. Be polite.

( mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 19:46, archived)

I get that, but on the other hand it just passively encourages the bullshitters to bullshit more,
and that's not good for anyone in the longer term. Particularly not the bullshitters, they just end up getting elected president and starting wars because they believe their own bullshit.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:14, archived)

So what you're saying is, Smashy is basically responsible for starting WWIII?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:22, archived)

Do you remember the bald monkey dildo thing? It was pathetic.

( mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:23, archived)

the
dildo thing
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:08, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:22, archived)

Or they commit suicide like spankyhanky did

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:28, archived)

we'll all be dead soon one way or another

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:32, archived)

I'm going thereabouts died

( mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:34, archived)

Queef Smegwin, Queef Smegwin, has a midget's sock that he cums in

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:35, archived)

lol

( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2026, 15:08, archived)

I told you that in confidence m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:43, archived)

mofaha, mofaha, fills his anus with a big glass jar

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:35, archived)

NOT AGAIN

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 16:54, archived)

Mr. Tea, Mr. Tea, when he looks at gnomes he gets spurty

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:40, archived)

Gnomes can be surprisingly sexy, you know.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 19:30, archived)

uh oh, Aardvark's been at the sugar again

(piss and shit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:45, archived)

Yeah but I've run out of current three-syllable b3tans now.
Except vladimir but the emphasis is in the wrong place on that unless he wants to be vladⁱmir
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:53, archived)

I'd like to let you know that I am NOT offended.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 15:09, archived)

GEOSTORM, GEOSTORM, stick your hand up my arse so it's warm

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 15:18, archived)

oh! Elephants Yeah!

(piss and shit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:46, archived)

What's red and orange and looks good on members of the traveller community?
Fire!!!
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 15:01, archived)

brb, brb, self-appointed race authority

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 17:50, archived)

Dave Trouser, Dave Trouser, penis shaped like Mario’s Bowser

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 17:52, archived)

Nintendo of America had a boss called Doug Bowser.
How MAD is THAT???
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 18:18, archived)

I’m not sure I can quantify it.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 18:23, archived)

4?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 18:57, archived)

Bit high? I only had itsumi mario at 5

( mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:35, archived)

2can, 2can, he's b3ta's manliest man

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:03, archived)