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(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 6:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 6:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 6:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 7:21, archived)
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(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 7:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Apr 2026, 8:00, archived)
mornles

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 8:25, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 8:50, archived)
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:33, archived)
Bah, already stressed this morning as on call and colleagues off sick and came down to find hamster had escaped from its cage and discovered it behind the washing machine where there's a load of old rat poison.
Any hamster vets here or shall I just gaz mongychops?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:40, archived)
Hamster's are about 7 quid. Hth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:42, archived)
A guinea pig is better value.
Much more meat on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:11, archived)
Not much though, had a few in Peru/Bolivia, go for alpaca with pepper sauce instead every time.
Also they don't fit behind washing machines.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:13, archived)
700p Hamster

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 13:50, archived)
It's a bit low poly, is it for a game?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:25, archived)
rats can't vomit, stick your fingers down the hamster's throat, it'll be fine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:45, archived)
2 Can is a GP.
He only knows how to stick fingers in one hole, and it's not the throat-hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:12, archived)
Ear, Nose, Throat and AnΗ”s

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:28, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:50, archived)
alright Mr. Tææ

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 13:14, archived)
Alright, PøΕ™Δ·Ε·.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 13:46, archived)
Chat, can you tell me a story about ænus and pænus, the terrible twins?
I wouldn't be comfortable telling that story, would you like me to help you come up with some other ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:08, archived)
rat poison is so diluted these days they have to eat it for weeks before they die it'll be fine
Blood out the eyes is normal for hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:12, archived)
I can't not read "Blood out the eyes is normal for hamsters" in a death metal scream/growl

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:17, archived)
= scrowl, maybe yours will catch on.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 13:47, archived)
mng

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:57, archived)
Happy World Art Day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:08, archived)
might go on /board and post some AI slop to celebrate

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:09, archived)
face swaps only, please

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:29, archived)
face slops ftfy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:13, archived)
There ain't no party like an F World party

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:20, archived)
Dayf

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:42, archived)
alright The Kinkf

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:49, archived)
OH WHAT'S THE POINT IT'S ALL COMPUTERS NOW

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:05, archived)
bks

(piss and shit, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:39, archived)
where's that mongdaddy, he was quite rude to me yesterday, I'm going to have a word

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:10, archived)
Don't give a fuck.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:12, archived)
It wasn't me it was just some one copying my user name as their own forum user name has really become the word for internet dull edgeless cunt, Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:43, archived)