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The new fridge has arrived. It weighs 130kg and is so big the delivery fellas had to remove its doors to get it in the house
What has surprised you by its sheer mass and physical size recently?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 13:30, Reply)
*points at crotch*

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 13:43, Reply)
Natch

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:17, Reply)
THEY WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 13:44, Reply)
They put them back on too.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:17, Reply)
That's nearly as much SMEG as Queef harbours in a semi-calcified mass around the helmit of his pænus.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:00, Reply)
TMI

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:18, Reply)
I'm Tugging My Instrument too m8!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:07, Reply)
parp parp

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 18:47, Reply)
You still won't be cool, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:04, Reply)
I won't
but my Rioja Blanca will be chilled to perfection
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:18, Reply)
My neighbour’s massive erection

I told him his new shed was too big
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:53, Reply)
How dare you besmirch the Captain Tom Memorial Shed and Spa?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:02, Reply)
Hmm, they still can't sell that house
www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/property/gallery/captain-toms-family-struggles-sell-33570410
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:25, Reply)
steven1986 * March 16, 2026
What ever she has done she is entitled to what ever her OWN father left her in his will all you do gooders on here I’m sure have ur own failures you wouldn’t like to have publicised all over national television I’ve heard a lot of people say bad things about her she made a mistake she paid the price just leave her to get on with her life and all you do gooders in life carry on doing your so gooder half marathons and your annoying weekend cycle trips that block all our roads and annoy all our drivers seriously get a life [edited]
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:29, Reply)
I got a PB in the so gooder half marathon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:32, Reply)
annoying ALL your drivers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:34, Reply)
i might go for a cyclist
where's my car keys
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:33, Reply)
a 40 yr old man wrote that
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:37, Reply)
And edited it, to make sure it was perfect.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:40, Reply)
with an aversion to punctuation

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:44, Reply)
thank goodness we are not afflicted with the same disorder

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:46, Reply)
punctuation is for losers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:48, Reply)
thank you for your attention to this matter

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:49, Reply)
youre welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:51, Reply)
e e cummings over here stealing our jobs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:40, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:32, Reply)
fucking grifters, it's a disease

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:50, Reply)
Silly journalist - that's not news, it's a fucking advert

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 18:49, Reply)
"property" is a sub-category of "news", apparently.
I don't remember being headline news when I bought my first flat, but it was 26 years ago and we didn't really have the internet in those days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 18:57, Reply)
Our Lord and Saviour

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:38, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:42, Reply)
My Gouda

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:22, Reply)
Cool

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:27, Reply)
your anus lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:53, Reply)
stupidity
alt: hubris
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:27, Reply)
Literally nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 22:54, Reply)