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You know when you're having a piss and it's a really powerful stream, a stream you can really be proud of,
but unbeknownst to you there's a sub-stream going off at a completely different angle and you've pissed all down your leg and you're at a social function with your friends and you'll have to walk out of the toilet and they will all see your pissy leg?

No? Me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2026, 10:27, archived)

this is the kind of arousing detail that should really be kept to dms
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 10:29, archived)
Sorry I thought I was replying to your last message.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2026, 10:51, archived)
ahaaaaaaa xx

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 11:33, archived)
I gather that people who do this then intentionally splash themselves with water from the sink when washing their hands,
and then loudly inform everyone that there's a fault with the tap.

I gather this, because people have told me that this is what those people do.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 10:47, archived)
It's certainly a tactic that this kind of leg pisser would employ,
from what I've seen.

Not that I fraternise with leg pissers you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2026, 10:52, archived)
I voted Reform to kick all the leg-pissers out of the country, why are they still here?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 11:05, archived)
No, there is though, seriously, it all splashed up when I was washing my hands, it's not piss

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2026, 12:30, archived)
I see you have also been told that this is the sort of thing people like that would say.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:00, archived)
I read it somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:05, archived)
Yes, and I also gather that people who accidentally shit diarrhoea all over themselves then soak their underwear and trousers in the sink, pour generous amounts of water over their hair and shirts
and then claim that they were caught in a freak rainstorm on my way out of the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:37, archived)
Queef, you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 May 2026, 13:42, archived)

I never meant to shit all over myself
I never meant to cause my pants such stain
I only wanted, one time, to wash my pants clean
I only want wash my pants clean
Then claim it was rain

Claim it's rain
Claim it's rain
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:13, archived)
GEOPISS

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 May 2026, 11:05, archived)
<s>GE</s> CHIN

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:31, archived)
Have you considered sit-down wees?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 12:08, archived)

those who feel the stream diverging
consider sit-down wees
those who dread damply emerging
consider sit-down wees
those who find it all ridiculous
consider sit-down wees
in love, in hope, on seats in stalls
in love, in hope, on seats in stalls
in love, in hope, on seats in stalls
in love in hope on seats
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 12:51, archived)
^ Tim Pooth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:03, archived)
bravo

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:24, archived)

Do a little piss,
make a little mess
Sit down to wee!
Sit down to wee!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:29, archived)
Oh sit down, oh sit down, oh sit down
Sit down when you pee
Sit down, down, down, down down dowown
FSFC
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:50, archived)

How you gonna wee it if you really don't wanna spill
By weeing on your leg?
(Get your wee up off your leg) tell me
How you gonna wee it if you really don't wanna spill
By weeing on your leg?
(Get your wee up off your leg)
'Cause I heard all the people weein'

Sit-down wee it, come on and
Sit-down wee it, if you really pee it
Sit-down wee it, you gotta feel it
Sit-down wee it, get down on it
Sit-down wee it, come on and
Sit-down wee it, baby, baby
Sit-down wee it, piss on it
Sit-down wee it
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 12:58, archived)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSS \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 12:59, archived)
Sittin' with my cock in the bay, watching the piss stream away...

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:41, archived)
If I could save piss in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to pour it on *ethnoreligious group redacted*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:58, archived)
Get down, sit down. Sit down for your wee!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:52, archived)
Urined my carpet
Urined my clothes
So I do sit down wees because I'm old
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:19, archived)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 20:01, archived)