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Shove it up your ringpiece, MiseryCunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2026, 9:59, archived)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 May 2026, 10:04, archived)
heroes in a half shell, turtle power

(piss and shit, Tue 12 May 2026, 10:06, archived)
You get these wine people, don't you?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 12 May 2026, 10:06, archived)
ah yeah can i have a glass
nm, got one
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 12 May 2026, 10:08, archived)
+ then let it dribble down your leg

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 10:06, archived)
A couple of years ago I was sat outside my local and on the next bench there were some lads in their mid twenties
and they were talking about someone they saw at a festival who had stolen some nitrous oxide cannisters from and was handing them out to other festival goers, "like robin hood but for nox" one of them said and they all laughed.

I had to interject "sorry but surely you can't miss the pun Robin of noxley" they looked at me confused, but then one of them said "oh yeah, I get it that is quite good".
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2026, 10:20, archived)
Was it the same beer garden as The Mongdaddy?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 12 May 2026, 10:25, archived)
Sheriff of Noxingham

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 10:35, archived)
also
"like robin hood but for nox" one of them said
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 10:43, archived)
lol

(piss and shit, Tue 12 May 2026, 11:28, archived)
lashing on leg

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 May 2026, 11:52, archived)
I still don't get this

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2026, 13:28, archived)
laughing gas

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2026, 13:41, archived)
Now I know how them lads felt.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2026, 14:00, archived)
needless to say, they had the last laugh

(piss and shit, Tue 12 May 2026, 15:31, archived)
... well, they're not laughing now!
Because it's run out.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 15:56, archived)
Yeah skipping the pub specials today
ibb.co/3yV78czw
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2026, 10:51, archived)
Tang so lon sounds good
Google says " tang so lon" most likely refers to Cháo Lòng (Vietnamese pork offal porridge)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2026, 12:29, archived)

Yes — it’s Vietnamese. “Top Bán Chạy” means roughly “Best Sellers” or “Top-Selling Dishes.”

Some of these are quite local/traditional dishes, so the translations are approximate:

Lòng xào dưa — Stir-fried pork intestines with pickled mustard greens
Top mỡ sốt cà chua — Crispy pork fat cracklings in tomato sauce
Tai heo bóp chanh — Pig’s ear salad with lime/lemon dressing
Tầng sọ lợn — Pig brain / pork skull meat dish (a bit unclear, but definitely pork-head related)
Hoa lý xào thịt bò — Stir-fried daylily flowers with beef
Chim câu xào cà — Stir-fried pigeon with aubergine/eggplant
Cơm cháy kho quẹt — Crispy scorched rice with caramelised dipping sauce
Bê cuốn cải — Veal wrapped in mustard greens
Nầm cháy tiêu xanh — Grilled/fried beef udder with green peppercorn sauce
So yes… this is very much a “proper local Vietnamese” menu rather than tourist pizza-and-burgers territory.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2026, 13:58, archived)
That's pretty hardcore eh
I'd give the beef, the veal and the pigeon a go, and maybe the pig's ear salad and the cracklings
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 May 2026, 14:11, archived)
I'm rubbish at making salad, I tried once BUT I MADE A RIGHT PIG'S EAR OF IT!!!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 14:14, archived)
i like dis

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 14 May 2026, 10:11, archived)
Lad in my late night cocktail place says dog is delicious. Nah mate

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2026, 14:15, archived)
Not sure I'd try it
Probably would though I think.

Balut is a definite no. Also that French ortalan dish where they're drowned in cognac. I think that's illegal now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 May 2026, 16:11, archived)
My friend tonight got the veal. It's not cooked

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2026, 14:17, archived)
what's why they wrap it up in the mustard greens

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2026, 20:23, archived)
I took a handy picture of a menu 20 years ago, it might help to translate
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/99401/1655822374/menu.jpg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 12:47, archived)
I'll have the... beer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2026, 13:42, archived)
They eat anything apart from the good bits.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2026, 14:23, archived)
finally got round to clicking this link, 10/10 wasn't disappointed

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:31, archived)
It just splashed up, i know people say that but it's actually true.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2026, 12:31, archived)