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morning pissers

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 6:35, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 6:46, Reply)
I asked my girlfriend to sexually stimulate me with a set of keys but she just fobbed me off.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:05, Reply)
haha 'girlfriend'
sure
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:16, Reply)
Hah girfriend

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:07, Reply)
Hah, 'girl.'
Hah, 'friend.'
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:24, Reply)
Hahg
'irl friend'
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:26, Reply)
He'

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:58, Reply)
?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:04, Reply)
haha I think this is meant to be a joke guys.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:37, Reply)
a little respect, please

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:42, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:32, Reply)
pfffffff

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:02, Reply)
Shit on it

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:18, Reply)
Interested in that Greek place?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:44, Reply)
Inos?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:13, Reply)
Oui

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:26, Reply)
+just a little bit

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:24, Reply)
STOP EATING OUT OF THE BIN MARTIN

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:32, Reply)
ShDavid on David

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:35, Reply)
I didn't know Vietnam had kingfishers. Same fast blue birds like the UK.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:14, Reply)
There’s only one king fisher in our hearts, mongy.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:37, Reply)
That Jeremy Wade cunt. With his river monsters. How about catching 3oz fish mate, real skill
ibb.co/8pZNvtg
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:39, Reply)
3oz is probably pushing the weight

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:41, Reply)
It's what you do with it that counts.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:44, Reply)
I put it back. It swam away going, fucking tourists

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:50, Reply)
lol GÂY

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:43, Reply)
One of the first words I looked up upon arrival. Intense

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:49, Reply)
nobody cares about your fucking stupid fucking sprat

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:25, Reply)
I'd like to try that joke again please. Can you do the set up again.. about you liking Air Asia or whatever it was you said.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:34, Reply)
I thought A Little Respect was a decent single but I didn't rate the rest of their stuff.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:39, Reply)
Breath of Life is their best one for me, by some distance

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:51, Reply)
more of a Communards kind of guy eh, got it

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:20, Reply)
Reverend Dick 'oles

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:21, Reply)

Co Bu
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:25, Reply)
Morning

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:17, Reply)
It's national cheese day guy's!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:20, Reply)
I don't give Edam!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:24, Reply)
Gouda you find that out?
/Nederlandse_spreekt
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:27, Reply)
I hate cheese.
Not allergic, can tolerate small amounts of very mild/sweet ones but I loathe the smell, taste, texture, everything. I can tell if there's cheese in a dish even when cheese-lovers can't detect it. I know it's weird, I like pretty much every other food.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:28, Reply)
You fucking weird cunt

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:42, Reply)
cheese wanker

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:46, Reply)
You say that like it's a bad thing

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:04, Reply)
yes

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:05, Reply)
my life would be a very noticable percentage fewer enjoyable if it did not contain cheese

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:45, Reply)
maybe that's why I'm so miserable all the time

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:19, Reply)
All cheese tastes the same

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:37, Reply)
except for small amount of the very mild/sweet ones

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:39, Reply)
What the fuck is wrong with you two wrongheaded cheesemongs?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:46, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:24, Reply)
Allo allo

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:32, Reply)