Hullo bumstain'sI'm working in Chelsea today, it's alright. Mrs has gone out for a friend's birthday lunch out in Essex which means she'll be a fucking state later.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:26,
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alright mongy what you smoking(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:37,
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Sounds like you'd better rein it in a bit if you can't read any more.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:36,
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My guideline has always been, if you've forgotten where you put it and you can't find it, you've had enough(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 21:38,
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If you have to use the washing line to tie the wardrobe doors closed Because you think something is coming out of it to get you, you've definitely had too much.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 21:59,
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They've come a long way since the 'Thai weed' of our youth(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 14:03,
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no your a bumstain's yeahFuck all today, did the weekend stuff yesterday because I'm edgy as fuck and I won't be tied down to conventional concepts of shopping days.
so yeah, fuck all.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:37,
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www.theguardian.com/media/2026/jun/27/today-programme-bbc-social-digital-content-radio-4
lol no, today has been shit for years, soz guyzzz
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vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:58,
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I'm actually glad to read this, self fucking satisfied complacent cozycrime programme now
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vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:59,
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amazing how when it was good coincided exactly with when I was young, incredible coincidence really
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vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:59,
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"a sub-genre of crime fiction in which sex and violence occur offstage, the detective is an amateur sleuth, and the crime and detection take place in a small, socially intimate community."
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 14:38,
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Alright Jessica Fletcher (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 18:15,
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As a cartoon in Private Eye put it recently,"M'lud, my client admits that he strangled his wife to death, but insists that it was a cosy crime."
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:38,
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Sitting at my parent's kitchen table Being a sweaty mess.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 15:13,
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Seeing a French ladyIYKWIM
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 15:25,
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Homemade lamb curry, I enjoy making recipes up as I go.Usually they work out ok. Usually.
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Can't go too badly wrong with a curry (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 18:16,
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Beer might be good to add to the curry if you fuck it up (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:44,
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I think adding the fenugreek was a mistake, otherwise we're good(, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 18:18, archived)
and I adore the bitter flavours mainly. I'll happily shove as much of those flavinoids are they into myself as possible
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vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:37,
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No idea why fenugreek is a blind spot. Just from the name alone it should be fabulous. "Oh I've added a bit of fenugreek into this, hope you like it," I say, looking at you warmly. I want that life I want to be that person
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vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:40,
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Durian sounds sexy It smells like a rotting horse. Names aren't indicative of the niceness of things.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:43,
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OH but apparently it has aphrodisiac qualities!! Make of that what you will(
vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:32,
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Necrophiliac horse fuckers Necrophiliac horse fuckers everywhere.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 22:19,
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It was too much when I tasted the sauce halfway through cooking,but after another hour and the addition of yoghurt, it was fine.
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For future reference, coconut milk works great, too (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 22:31,
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You mean the seeds? For use in curries you could try either frying or dry roasting thembut either way keep the temp lower and heat them for less time than you would most other Indian spices. Mainly do not char, brown, or burn them.
Also get them into whatever you're cooking nice and early, they need to cook in for a significant time to mellow out properly.
If it's done properly they turn a bit translucent at the edges. Still somewhat bitter, but manageable and worth it.
I have an average bitterness tolerance. If yours is average or higher then careful cooking might change your mind.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 21:53,
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Dry roasting is much preferable Less chance of burning
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 22:20,
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I started ad-libbing curries from scratch last year, and they've all turned out pretty well.It just tastes great when you toast the spices in a dry pan first.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:40,
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I used to do that, but usually do them in oil now.Don't forget to smash that subscribe button!
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I'm smashing your nan's subscribe button right now, IYKWIM.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Jun 2026, 21:22,
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