Hullo bumstain's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 12:21, archived)

My bum has been sparkling fresh for months. I enjoy the washing your arse with a hose .

( mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 12:22, archived)

+r
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Aug 2026, 12:27, archived)

Beware

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:22, archived)

How that never got a fp

( mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:33, archived)

Very civilised really

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:58, archived)

It is, if you get shit anywhere else on your body you don't just wipe it away with a bit of paper, you wash yourself. Bums should be the same

( mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 14:03, archived)

When you put it like that, just wiping is fucking grim

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 14:24, archived)

Advice to women with UTIs has always been "wipe front to back", which sums up the hazards

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:52, archived)

Well that would explain the high rate of reattendance for UTI patients after being directed to Pharmacy First, there was me thinking they were being prescribed antibiotics.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:59, archived)

I knew there was something else we were supposed to do

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 17:07, archived)

I'm just going to give up wiping.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 15:01, archived)

^manosphere chud

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 15:44, archived)

need to start first eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:51, archived)

Lent's not for ages yet though

( fross Read your email on, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 17:07, archived)

I've been living the post-wipe life for years

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:11, archived)

Indeed, inside and out

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:55, archived)

Also, I don't believe you've ever washed my arse.
Although I've been wrong before, I suppose.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Aug 2026, 17:41, archived)

He didn't say what he washed it *with*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 18:21, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=98726
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 19:38, archived)

rude

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 21:12, archived)

Hello

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:10, archived)

How's life

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:59, archived)

Not bad

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 15:16, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:22, archived)

what up G money

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:59, archived)

word

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 19:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8456119
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:47, archived)

Beautiful

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 14:10, archived)

alrite

( fross Read your email on, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 14:34, archived)

fross

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 15:30, archived)

Queef

( fross Read your email on, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 17:08, archived)

more of a taint stainer myself

( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 14:47, archived)

I'm a skiddy bollocks man at heart

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 15:31, archived)

I'm a at heart + , walking down the street
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:49, archived)

Fucking hell, just walking into my consultation room to find a work experience student who had put his bag on my chair, plugged his phone into my laptop to charge and told me that he was low key bored and asked if it was ok to gossip about patients.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:54, archived)

At least it makes your review/feedback on him simple

( fross Read your email on, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 17:08, archived)

was the gossip any good?

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 17:13, archived)

He should be flayed alive for using "low key" like that, before you consider anything else.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:11, archived)

This is definitely the most important point to raise.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 21:13, archived)

How many times does he say "vibe" in one sentence?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:12, archived)

They speak in sentences??
You must have found a live one.
( fross Read your email on, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:43, archived)

Many. I did at one point offer to bring in an interpreter as I had no fucking idea what he was on about

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 21:34, archived)

I think it's reasonable to slap the shit out of the younger generations

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 21:11, archived)

alright every person over 25 since the dawn of time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 21:14, archived)

I'm deeply saddened to think this may be how my daughters may end up speaking

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 21:36, archived)