Rip Harry Dean Stanton.
I guess I'm going to watch Paris, Texas again this weekend then.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 13:22, archived)

just because he can't feel it, that's no reason to rip him

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 13:26, archived)

Im glad he's dead.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Sep 2017, 13:30, archived)

he was possibly the coolest guy ever.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 13:34, archived)

he's a lot cooler now

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 13:44, archived)

:(

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 13:47, archived)

I'll always remember him for his performance in the Steven Seagal classic, Fire Down Below.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 18:10, archived)

Last I saw if him was a gay hitch-hiking sex pest in 2 Lane blacktop.
He was great as 'Brain' in escape from NY though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 18:29, archived)

He was great in evening.
Watched his deleted scene from The Avengers with the kids, this morning.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 19:05, archived)

At Blenheim Palace.
AMA.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:09, archived)

Anybody fishing

( mongychops, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:11, archived)

I used to love going fishing when I were but a wee tadpole meself.
now I just ain't got the chance
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:20, archived)

Why not?

( mongychops, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:33, archived)

here you need a license to do every friggin thing. like fish in a river, etc. and I don't have any equipment

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:49, archived)

You need a licence everywhere, and fishing gear has never been better value at the low price end

( mongychops, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 13:00, archived)

Nah, horse trials.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:40, archived)

Verdict: guilty
Sentence: glue factory
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:47, archived)

is it chilly?

( $$ ✅, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:22, archived)

Sun's just come out. Lovely now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:41, archived)

Any tit?

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:54, archived)

Loads of posh totty in johdpurs

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Sep 2017, 13:10, archived)

is it worth me putting the washing on the line or will there be too many showers?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 13:23, archived)

The forecast says
Go fuck yourself
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Sep 2017, 13:30, archived)

inside or outside?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 13:38, archived)

Madonna would still fucking get it

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 11:48, archived)

living on a material virgin

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:08, archived)

Black haired Madonna was fitter than blonde Madonna

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:13, archived)

Late nineties/ early noughties is peak fuckable Madonna

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:14, archived)

Like a prayer though
Always forget how acidy that is in places.

Diana Ross was fit as fuck when she did Diana with niall rodgers
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:15, archived)

Like a Prayer is about sucking cock.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 12:17, archived)

r.i.p Cassini–Huygens
humans are increasingly leaving their junk in space. I'm having beer later. wbu?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 18:33, archived)

I'm in the pub, got to collect my kids soon for a dad weekender , av it large whoop whoop

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 18:43, archived)

"daddy, why do you smell like beer all the time?"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 18:48, archived)

They are 14 and 12, they know full well that I drink to block out their shit

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 18:53, archived)

do they know your internet alias?
i'd go mental as a teen if my father were "mongychops" on the internet
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 18:56, archived)

They do, why would you go mental? I'm noice

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 19:59, archived)

Daaad, you're like SO embarrassing when you cause crybaby fuckwits to leave and kill themselves

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:06, archived)

*You've possibly never done that exact thing, dunno

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:07, archived)

When they find out I started the blue whale game they will be well impressed

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:56, archived)

biscuit crumbs

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 22:28, archived)

waiting for the missus to come home so I can go out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 18:45, archived)

looks like you got things all sorted then

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 18:47, archived)

Whatever's in the cupboard

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 18:48, archived)

if it's got a skull or an 'X' on it, go for it

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 18:49, archived)

Castlemaine, certainly not

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 18:53, archived)

Cassini me outside how bout dat

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 18:58, archived)

i had beeer already
just finished my first week of new job, what a weird place, 4pm was "party to welcome new employees (2)" including free beer and crisps

got to 4:30 and 3 beers down, i was talking to a guy about Fast Fourier Transforms then realised we were the only 2 people left in the meeting room, and the beer had been put away. everyone had gone back to their desks to do more work.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 19:09, archived)

Sounds appalling

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 19:14, archived)

it's alright i got a crate of tennents on the way home

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 19:18, archived)

and an application form for the offie

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:02, archived)

I was at a house party organised by a mate's missus and the ladies she shared with. Some lass started chatting to me like she knowed me and I didn't have a clue who she was.
"I used to work in threshers"
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:06, archived)

ha,
one time we went to collect a fridge on someone's behalf and the guy recognised Spacefish, he was the ambulance driver who picked him up when he fell off his motorbike and broke his wrist.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:09, archived)

Lol.
Bloke at my work had a fucked car then replaced it; a year later that had a minor fault.

Bloke from the RAC turned up 'alright Brian! How have you been, haven't seen you in ages!'

P.S. Glad you got your job. Didn't get mine; couple of phone interviews Monday, one with a bank that I don't want but am going for just for practice and another that's interesting but pays less than my current job even without the on call bonus (which is like, almost an extra third of my salary).
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:28, archived)

+I'm your biggest fan

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:32, archived)

Hit me back

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:00, archived)

good luck..
i think i lucked out on that particular job being available at just the right time tbh
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:38, archived)

Ta.
The start-up that interviewed me would've been great. Totally uncorporate and seemed interesting. They were basically doing some image processing thing that was like a massively up to date Google maps - satellite mode.

I reckon I want to distance myself from java because of its enterpriseyness and go for more python type places; not because of any pros or cons of the languages, but because of the make-up of the companies.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:56, archived)

i'm writing compilers
for fucking CPUs that haven't been invented yet
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 22:33, archived)

That's pretty impressive. I hope you enjoy it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 0:06, archived)

"I'm so sorry that your 'career' in retail is hellish enough that you resort to daydreaming about being friends with your customers in a last ditch attempt to avoid slitting your wrists in the bath one night. Can I get you a refill?"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:15, archived)

This is the thing.
I'm not the sort to banter with shop staff. I'm polite, but I'm in and out without feigning interest in their lives as I hated having talkative customers when I worked in the bookies.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:31, archived)

See I love the banter with my local shops, we are on first name terms , I hear about their lives, I share nothing

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:02, archived)

The bird in the corner shop is getting a bit overly familiar.
She needs to pack it in, ring through my tins, put £20 on my electric and let us get on with our lives.

I resent her for making me feel like a cunt for wanting her to shut up. She's nothing but pleasant.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:09, archived)

she wants anal

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:16, archived)

I'll add a pack of stork next time I'm in.
In fairness I fancy the other one that's in that's moody and aloof.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:19, archived)

I bet she plays by nobody's rules
simply untameable.

I think I fancy her now
( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:21, archived)

I saw her first

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:28, archived)

might kick off soon

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:29, archived)

I think we can both agree we get the chicks, mick gets nowt

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:33, archived)

fair

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:39, archived)

I've always preferred yer Lauren Bacalls to yer Marylin Monroes.
Grudging reverence is sexy as fuck.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 22:03, archived)

No actually, did she have good tits?
Lads eh
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:16, archived)

Wouldn't have ridden her into battle tbh.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 20:26, archived)

#ripthread
i'm off baaaaaaii,
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 19:38, archived)

I'm having beer now.
Might go have the next one in bed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Sep 2017, 19:40, archived)

Having a beer, then leaving my junk out.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:06, archived)

a/s/l?

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:08, archived)

Old /please /staying in

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:20, archived)

old but in shape or old fallen into disrepair?

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:24, archived)

Fair to middling, I'd say.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:25, archived)

that's a paddlin'

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:28, archived)

Kinky.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:29, archived)

More cussion for the pushing I think, or a perfect nail needs a bigger hammer? Eh girls , eh, girls girls, cheeky pino

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:31, archived)

Fuck I had a tenner on Cassini-Hyugens to win

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 21:58, archived)

It was a circus ring show

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 22:05, archived)

To the world, you may be just one person.
But to one person, you may be the world.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 14:33, archived)

i fucking doubt it

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 14:35, archived)

cheers

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 14:36, archived)

aw thank you :)

( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 14:38, archived)

Every day, in every way, it's getting better and better

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 14:42, archived)

that's what the ointment is for

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 14:43, archived)

Oh was that ointment?
I thought it was hand lotion
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 14:44, archived)

what is?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 16:38, archived)

it

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 16:46, archived)

what, that clown film?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 17:11, archived)

If you're a fan of Greggs , this news might just make your day.
The famous North East bakery has opened outlets that sell cut-price treats.

Yes, you can really snack on pasties, sausage rolls and sandwiches for cheaper than you could already at the chain's main stores.
...
The outlets sell day-old products from Greggs stores at lower prices
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:13, archived)

their sausage rolls are too salty for me

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:14, archived)

I do always add extra spunk to them though lol

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:14, archived)

lol

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:16, archived)

well then you've only got yourself to blame, you silly sausage!
lol
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:16, archived)

gregg's sausage loll

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 16:39, archived)

good 1

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 16:50, archived)

Lol

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:41, archived)

lol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 17:18, archived)

They've not succeeded in driving all the local independents out of business round here so I don't tend to go to them.
In glasgow I swear there's about 1 on every corner.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:16, archived)

Thains (who do lovely lasagne pies) doesn't shut from friday morning until sunday evening.
It's great going down there at 3am and being part of a queue that's too pissed to stand.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:17, archived)

the local bakery to me does amazing bread

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:26, archived)

She is a TART

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:28, archived)

Buy it, sell it
ugh
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:35, archived)

fucks sake I finally get rid of loop di love only to replace it with this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:55, archived)

haha

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:57, archived)

de game's gettin' aaard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 16:01, archived)

Bread was hilarious.
Grandad always wanted his pudding! Hahahaha!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 16:04, archived)

The night I got hit by the bus
I was round a friend's house, and his dad dropped me home late, because their family wanted to watch Bread first. I got out of his van, right into the path of an oncoming bus. Ipso facto, Bread is to blame for smashing my face in half.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 16:33, archived)

BOSH!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Sep 2017, 16:37, archived)

scousers, no what I mean?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 16:43, archived)

Greggs is for working class people and Labour voting unemployed benefit claimants.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:20, archived)

Sharia law now

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:13, archived)

Man, I feel like a woman
might go and get one
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:17, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKelPiDXEwc
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:18, archived)

Well take a look at what happened, seriously.
£482,118 in the first month and I'm simply blown away!
( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:21, archived)

From home??
That's amazing?? Do you get any special prize if you sign up a friend? Because I'd totally help you with that
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:41, archived)

can't right now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:54, archived)

You calling me fat?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:22, archived)

yes

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:26, archived)

Smash his fucking face in

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:27, archived)

Yes.
You're a tubby Jeremy Spake lookalike with a year-old collarspace profile using your b3ta username.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:35, archived)

Bollocks, I've been rumbled.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 15:56, archived)

yes
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 17:10, archived)

if you could mark your territory using musk glands in your anal margin then which three things would you scent mark?
I reckon I'd do Old Trafford, the Masjid al-Haram and Taylor Swift's tits
( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:25, archived)

alright frank

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:26, archived)

he threatened to beat me up yesterday, but then i pointed out that i'm an sas fighter pilot and he backed down sharpish

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:28, archived)

this place has been dead on its arse since he left

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:30, archived)

I was once warned by the brother of my girlfriend at the time
that if I did anything to hurt her...well put it this way...when he was in the army he learned unarmed combat in northern ireland.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:33, archived)

i probably know him form when i was there fighting the ira , mostly on my own

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:35, archived)

One of you was on Real, the other Continuity

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:38, archived)

i think he wanted to bum you, ma8

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:35, archived)

And I would've let him
I mean, come on...he learned to fight in northern ireland
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:39, archived)

I bet he was pretty deadly with a potato

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 14:28, archived)

he's good at wanking other men off

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:36, archived)

No question

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)

A must if you want to join int.14

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:44, archived)

I think it needs answers

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:29, archived)

Rod, Jane and Freddy

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)

pervert

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)

By which I mean
Hull, Goodall and Mercury
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)

disgusting

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:41, archived)

I have to go now
musk away
( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:41, archived)

Probably the Queen, the Diana Memorial fountain and then maybe London bridge?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Sep 2017, 13:43, archived)

everyone alright in london?
[serious]
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 9:23, archived)

I'm not in London, but I'm fine.
Hopefully those using those underground space age travel tubes are okay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 9:33, archived)

dunno I'm not in london

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 9:40, archived)

Well you'd better get moving then, hadn't you

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 9:41, archived)

tangledupinblue marked himself as safe during The Attack in London, United Kingdom.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:01, archived)

Thank you, that's all I needed to hear

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:02, archived)

I was worried that someone might have set off a dirty bomb,
but then I remembered that mcbeef is currently out of the country.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 9:40, archived)

Well it was a bucket, apparently
which, as we all know, is not McBeef's style
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 9:42, archived)

Bit chilly tbh

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 9:44, archived)

Too bleedin' right.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 9:52, archived)

I'm putting the duvet back in its cover tonight
imagine that. It's only september!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 9:53, archived)

Our heating went on a couple of days ago.
What a revolting development.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:19, archived)

Jesus

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:23, archived)

The house is too hot for me, now, obviously,
so we're back to everyone nudging the thermostat, in a stunning display of passive aggression.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:27, archived)

Take control, man
Cold? Put on a fucking jumper.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:28, archived)

Low blood pressure and piss poor circulation mean that the missus and her mother are always cold.
Firewood arrived last week, meaning the in-laws will be able to heat their room to something approximating the inside of a volcano, which has the unintended side effect of convincing the thermostat that the whole house is toasty warm, 'cos no one bothered to listen when I suggested we get the thermostat placed away from their room.
Needless to say, I'm having the last laugh.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:42, archived)

I feel your pain, maaan.
My ex had low blood pressure and was under the minimum weight for giving blood, so she was cold all the time. In the end we reached a sort of compromise where she cranked the heat up to somewhere marginally less than the surface of the sun and sat there in a heavy jumper while I was next to her on the couch in shorts and a T-shirt.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:47, archived)

I end up spending winter evenings on my tod in our living room (which is, to be fair, inadequately heated),
whilst they all huddle round the wood burner and watch Midsommer Murders, or some shit. Suits me just fine.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:58, archived)

Trvs and no stat will solve that

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:48, archived)

Keep meaning to get that done, to be honest.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 11:00, archived)

Had that in my last flat.
Was surprisingly economical, but there was quite a bit of hysteresis on the rad in the lounge.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 11:48, archived)

tangledupinblue marked himself as warm enough during The Inclement Weather in September.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:03, archived)

No, got a dodgy stomach
worried I might mcbeef
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:07, archived)

no. loads of them are depressed

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:15, archived)

I know how they feel
I've been marathon'ing late 90's WCW shows, and I'm losing the will to live
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:18, archived)

why are you doing this to yourself?
mistakenly typed 'doping' there so i've now reported you to the international olympic committee
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:31, archived)

Well that's my atheletic career over

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:32, archived)

And I need background noise in the house at the moment
so what better than a loud 3 hour show, the outcome of which I don't care about?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:32, archived)

I'm so hungover I could go with a terrorist attack so i could have the afternoon off.
Just a small one.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:15, archived)

Think about an undercooked fried egg with a fag butt in it, and the smell of bad fish
that'll sort you out
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:19, archived)

Calm down there, Satan.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:37, archived)

Oh charming. So those of us outside London don't matter then?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:24, archived)

I know I certainly don't

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:31, archived)

You matter to US two hats

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 11:08, archived)

Not enough to get blown up, apparently.
I'm starting to think that IS just don't care enough.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Sep 2017, 10:38, archived)

Love on the rocks ain't no surprise, pour me a drink and I'll tell you some lies..
Most dial up modems noises were speaking to fax machines, that's how fax machines worked , now both have died out , now lie to me
( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 20:53, archived)

Alright mongochips

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 20:59, archived)

Y

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:24, archived)

I can't lie to you, that's not who I am.

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:04, archived)

So I am an ugly fat cow???!!! I'm going home to my mother's, my dad will pick my things up , you bastard

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:12, archived)

tell your sister I said hi

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:19, archived)

Not arsed mate, telex.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:05, archived)

Rammstein are without question the greatest thing to happen to music

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:11, archived)

Had an old housemate that liked that shit, and slipknot. I did not approve.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:13, archived)

Rammstein are fucking embarrassing. One of the worst bands I have ever heard, and I used to be a metaller

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:15, archived)

'used'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:18, archived)

Yes mate, used to be.
I don't count stuff like sunn o))), Earth and Goatsnake as 'metal.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 22:36, archived)

Well he did ask for lies

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:19, archived)

Lost on me, could have said something about sanitary towels, I've no experience of either

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:25, archived)

I tell you hwat, and this ain't no word of a lie.
I've just come home from an excellent evening at a local bar, and they had an IPA on tap called Mongy.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 21:57, archived)

Yeah I was going to sue those cunt, but they ain't got any money , I've yet to see it in the flesh, I'd like to try one

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 22:33, archived)

I wish I could tell you I tried one just to give you some real 'in the field' feedback',
but I didn't, so I can't.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 22:44, archived)

Voat thread for WANKERS ONLY

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:06, archived)

just got a friend request from someone called Qwymeth
i want to hunt down their parents and twat them with a large dead fish
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:25, archived)

The gift shop has run out of Qwymeth license plates, again.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:39, archived)

silly person.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:48, archived)

As much as personalised number plates are for pricks, it does amuse me when I see photos of people in the us driving cars with BORT number plates on them.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:35, archived)

Hath the got a methy qwym?

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:56, archived)

yeth

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:57, archived)

Just remembered @celebjuice is back on't @itv2 tonight, almost s**t myself with excitement! 💩 #CelebJuice
( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:07, archived)

I hope someone from towie is on it

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:12, archived)

definitely

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:18, archived)

Please don't post my twitter feed, thx

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:13, archived)

Who the fuck is Lempo?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:14, archived)

lembit opik

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:17, archived)

Ah, of course
I feel a bit silly now
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:20, archived)

Tit

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:16, archived)

^ wanker

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:17, archived)

I hope someone dies.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:39, archived)

I hope everyone involved in the making of it does tbh.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:50, archived)

your fav johnny vegas is on it

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:51, archived)

I've not seen him do anything in years.
I've got his weird film/dvd Who's Ready for Ice Cream. It's amazing.

Looks like the whole thing is on youtube now though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:53, archived)

He's done some good work on Radio 4 (that sitcom about the pottery teacher).
And some crap work, too (Shedtown was bobbins).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:54, archived)

celebjuice dun 9/11

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 17:30, archived)

Greetings from Iceland (the place)
They put cream cheese on pizzas here, the savages.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:20, archived)

So do I
Cream cheese, then cheddar, then shitloads of jalapenos. Fucking beezer.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:22, archived)

and a glass of rosé

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:23, archived)

pervert

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:27, archived)

Once overheard someone telling their friends that rosé is just white and red wine mixed together

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:30, archived)

I'd like to see you prove otherwise.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:41, archived)

I'd like to see you fed into a woodchipper
but we don't always get what we want, do we
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:45, archived)

It's already happened.
But I got better.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 17:04, archived)

RE-ASSEMBLE, STEPHANIE

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 17:07, archived)

:D

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 17:58, archived)

I bet you have shits like a hurricane

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:27, archived)

I do
but that's not related to the pizza
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:31, archived)

Mostly vodka and orange, cocaine, bitterness and embassy number 1 then?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:52, archived)

Wait for this, right...
The Dutch put mayonnaise on chips!
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:24, archived)

That's spunk m8

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:29, archived)

Better than ketchup, in my opinion
see also; english mustard. I've never looked back.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:31, archived)

Yeah I rock the mustard on chips thing as well

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 17:22, archived)

what happened to your (fuck off)?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 17:42, archived)

Bit rude

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 18:21, archived)

^asking for another

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 18:29, archived)

last thread of the day thread

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:23, archived)

Oh gee, I sure hope not

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:23, archived)

I hope so

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:29, archived)

I suppose I do, really
If I'm talking from the heart
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:30, archived)

cool

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:34, archived)

When was the last time you spoke from the heart?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:35, archived)

2003

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:37, archived)

Wow
So you're long overdue.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:46, archived)

i think you've mistaken the term 'cardiac murmur'

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:39, archived)

but it's only 2.48!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:38, archived)

I hate working late

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:46, archived)

do it nude
i understand that makes most things more bearable
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:49, archived)

i think this would make me feel sick looking at the time
youtu.be/eSMjUsHwDRA
( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:40, archived)

don't like Zenith watches

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:46, archived)

Not really my thing

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:50, archived)

Last day of the thread day.
I'm supposed to be singing karaoke tonight but I have a sneaking suspicion they're not going to have any of the songs I know. Which will result in me going home very early.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:43, archived)

make sure you're the last person to sing
if films and t.v shows are right, this will automatically make your performance so stunningly good, you'll win any prizes on offer, get a recording contract and have the girl you've always secretly loved but until now only been friends with fall head-over-heels in love with you.
probably make it a power ballad.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:46, archived)

I'll bring me wind machine.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:54, archived)

you've upgraded from the tin of beans, then?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:57, archived)

My online subscription to Beefify has run out.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:59, archived)

you know they ramp the price up after the introductory period

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:02, archived)

Worse than drug dealers, I tell you.
Then, if you don't pay up, every third song becomes the Horst-Wessel-Lied.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:13, archived)

could be worse
at least it's not the birdy song
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:19, archived)

aaarrgghh
Thank feck no-one knows the words to the Macarena so it never comes up in karaoke.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:31, archived)

La Bamba is my karaoke go-to song
it generally gets me a win
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:36, archived)

double you - please don't go

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:47, archived)

Man Who Sold The World, but the Lulu version

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:49, archived)

Do "je t'aime non plus"
everyone will love it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:49, archived)

There theoretically is a level of drunkenness at which I'd be prepared to do that,
but I think I'd collapse and have to have my stomach pumped before I got there.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:55, archived)

RIP /talk
Has everyone decamped to voat?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:18, archived)

what?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:18, archived)

exactly

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:09, archived)

We're the last haggard survivors of the Great Flounce of 2017.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:20, archived)

RIP to all the fallen homies

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:09, archived)

Soz m8, I've taken up residence on the collarspace forum.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:21, archived)

a/s/l? lol

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:09, archived)

Tubby 30 something male, gourmet cook, willing to relocate

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:40, archived)

Im a bit hungover

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:25, archived)

bit unprofessional

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:10, archived)

Someone emailed me asking for nudes of Ally Sheedy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:23, archived)

prolly Two Hats

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:25, archived)

Not me, m8
I've already got a Sheedy guy
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:29, archived)

I had a bit of a crush on her in breakfast club

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:33, archived)

likewise
Also, Short Circuit
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:34, archived)

In spite of her being a spastic who doesn't seem to understand the gravity of having a nuclear powered robot with a laser cannon on its back, in her house
A robot that thinks it's alive, no less
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:35, archived)

Oh, you're one of those people.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:39, archived)

That film makes me furious, and I'm not apologising for that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:39, archived)

but the white guy pretending to be indian was the tops

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:40, archived)

No question

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:40, archived)

He was from Pittsburgh!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:57, archived)

No wonder we've all grown up to be racist

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 12:22, archived)

I only found out about that recently.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:28, archived)

They all look alike to you, don't they?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:31, archived)

Well
to be fair...
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)

He'

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:30, archived)

I think I have a login for that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:28, archived)

Same here but, along with my bentfree login, I doubt I could be bothered to rememeber it.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:02, archived)

hey, come on now

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:13, archived)

nice one!

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:10, archived)

Well I requested a password reset
but the email hasn't arrived. Maybe I don't have one after all
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:14, archived)

Three more people have now replied-all to complain about that sour old tart's e-mail.
It's turning into a splendid chain e-mail of angry ablooblooing. Beethreeter would be proud.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:39, archived)

I love a bit of drama.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:43, archived)

I'm not normally a fan
but I am feeling quietly vindicated right now.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:45, archived)

dunno

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:48, archived)

the whole internet is slowly dying out
it was only ever going to be a short-lived fad, one day we'll wonder why we were ever interested in it
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:57, archived)

i've never used it, for geeks innit

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:05, archived)

I looked at it once just to see what all the fuss is about, but it's all just pornography isn't it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:07, archived)

A quotation I read this very morning (on the internet, no less), said
"If they took all the porn off the internet, there'd be only one website left, and it'd be called 'Bring Back The Porn!'"
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:09, archived)

lol! I've never heard that before!
rofl
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:41, archived)

I email my browser history off to GCHQ every night, just to show that I've got nothing to hide

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 12:18, archived)

If we didn't have the internet we wouldn't have ISIS

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:14, archived)

Man, I wish I could post this opinion on Facebook
just imagine it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:21, archived)

you could tweet it to timmy mallett

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:25, archived)

oh boy
I'm not sure I have the nerve, Tangled
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:29, archived)

I believe in you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:40, archived)

wank it

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:08, archived)

I think your bop it is broke

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:11, archived)

Ever realised that if the machine in 'Honey I Shrunk the Kids' worked as described, that the shrunken kids would indeed be tiny but they would still have the same mass?
Really makes you consider your place in the world in a whole new way.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:43, archived)

You're right, films ARE terrible, aren't they

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 11:44, archived)

Isn't that discussed in Ant Man, then ignored for the sake of ramping a tank out of a building?
Not to mention the airport scene in Civil War - Scott should have probably blown away like a balloon when he enlarged himself.

This sort of thing keeps me up at night.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 12:01, archived)

50 SHADES OF GRR.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 12:29, archived)

Quite a few of those are from Asterix

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 12:33, archived)

Indeed.
Next album: Asterix and the Morning Thread Machine.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 12:39, archived)

I'm only here to find out if mongy ever got to see sarah harding's bumhole

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:04, archived)

Not yet JA :(

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:12, archived)

One of the few blondes on my 'to do' list.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:12, archived)

Crikey!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:41, archived)

My new favourite band FUCK YOU, OASIS!!!!!
https://www.discogs.com/artist/380875-Pooh
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:12, archived)

We're never going to make it to the 9 millionth post at this rate :(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:23, archived)

FFS, electronic prescribing is broken again due to problems with the spine.
Clearly naming the central point for NHS communication after one of the most commonly injured parts of the body was asking for trouble.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:27, archived)

Boneheaded IG regs mean that I haven't had access to the spine for years.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:33, archived)

You're not missing much
Or indeed anything today.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)

they named it bumhole?

( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:38, archived)

I wish they had.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:48, archived)

Alright spazzes I need advice
How can I get from A to B and then back from B to A without someone any money?

A is 4 miles from B
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 3:05, archived)

Assuming that the missing word between "without" and "someone" is either "giving" or "costing"...

Walk, cycle, get a lift, or hitch hike.
( C, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 3:50, archived)

Osmosis.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Sep 2017, 3:51, archived)

get dragged along by something
see here
( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 8:15, archived)

Suck off an HGV driver
then hopefully afterwards he'll murder you
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 9:41, archived)

FucK! I missed my 14th candle day by 3 days and have nothing to post.
Fuck it all plus three days.
( id10ts WTF happened, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 20:54, archived)

Haha, what an id10t you are!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:00, archived)

I are id10t
Serves me right for up and taking off to Spain.
I don't even speak Spainish.
( id10ts WTF happened, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:05, archived)

You silly sod, I've been schooled today :(
Kruger example right here. Brilliant.
I especially liked the bit that talks about walking away from the thread, which is a new comment on the thread, thereby contradicting the walking away.
The BEST bit was getting the angle completely wrong.
Although as the 'walking away' statement was also wrong, it coincidentally made it right. It's clear it's VERY unlikely that that was what was intended, as it would require more than basic thinking skills.
( mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:09, archived)

Unless one of you is doing this, don't think we can keep that up tho

( mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:10, archived)

Hmm, me thinks
Wrong thread was typed upon.
See below
|
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|
V
( id10ts WTF happened, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:14, archived)

I think you should shut your whore mouth

( mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:23, archived)

Yes Sir
My apologies.
Too much spanish beer.
( id10ts WTF happened, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:31, archived)

and flies

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:33, archived)

Women flies? I won't have it

( mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:39, archived)

Sure
why not women pilots?
( id10ts WTF happened, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:51, archived)

just imagine the fuss once they put it in reverse

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:53, archived)

belatedness to you

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:40, archived)

Thank
you vurry much.
( id10ts WTF happened, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:53, archived)