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hello concerned citizens
so which member of cabinet do you reckon will go next?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:30, archived)

www.arnoldheight.com/mshoes/arnclinton2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:31, archived)
You know what? I like that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:40, archived)
Theresa May

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:32, archived)
Every last one of them, with any luck.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:35, archived)
Boris' continued failure to fall in his sword is bold, even by his standards.
Our beloved PM has trundled along on borrowed time for longer than I thought possible, she must be due for the push.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:36, archived)
i think boris is trying to get the sack
might improve his chances of becoming the next pm or something, i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:58, archived)
Suppose he'd be able to claim to be a "political outsider", if that happened.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:01, archived)
RE: The horse video below
what did they do with the bucket, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:36, archived)
Bechamel sauce for a Greggs product

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:37, archived)
I bet that horse felt fantastic after that
using the word 'EXPLODES' was over-selling it a bit, though
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:38, archived)
Yes sir, I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:39, archived)
I prefer this one
Short and gloopy
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:43, archived)
oh SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:44, archived)
By your description,
I assume you've filmed me having a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:51, archived)
Watch the video
Go on, stare at your own genitals in disgust
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:58, archived)
ouch/eew

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:02, archived)
The minister for horse cyst video clicking
Boris is the obv candidate, but he has so many buckets on each foot he could play percussion for (insert generic rock band of choice)
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:36, archived)
4 non blondes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:39, archived)
Paul Clement , Swansea can't keep giving him chances

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:40, archived)
Before Christmas either Tony Pulis will be in that job or Wales manager

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:44, archived)
and sam allardyce will be Barcelona manager

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:58, archived)

Barcelona+ still be a iron cast bellend of a
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:02, archived)
hello fellow citizen
I am hopeful that Damian Green will be next to go
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:44, archived)
he's my hot tip to be next to go
my
tip to be next to go
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:00, archived)
Don't care, so long as they're white and cis
#representationnow
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:53, archived)
Didn't one of the Welsh ones top himself?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:53, archived)
Aye.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:56, archived)
yeah, carl sargeant
he had been suspended pending investigation into sex stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:01, archived)
Was he sexy?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:11, archived)
he had skin like ham

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:51, archived)
He used to have eczema, but now he's cured.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:58, archived)
a man died
show some respect
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 14:04, archived)
Dr. Caligari.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:05, archived)
i prefer dr. oetker tbf

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:12, archived)
Ein heller Kopf verwendet stets Oetker

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:14, archived)
But does Dr. Oetker have a cabinet?
Hmmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:29, archived)
i usually keep mine in the freezer

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:37, archived)
but enough about your ex-girlfriends, ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:48, archived)
That Rees-Mogg guy was a whole lot of something over nothing.
Hits the press, saying naughty things because of his religious beliefs, causes uproar, then fucks off again.

Almost like he was used as a decoy...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:21, archived)
he's just been outed for having an offshore fund

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:22, archived)
They roll him out to defend anything
Which he does in a patronising tone, the massive prick
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:25, archived)
Truly the dustiest, crumbliest, creakiest and stuffiest of all stuffed shirts,
and he's only 48.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:37, archived)
One of his kids will grow up to be a serial killer.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:42, archived)
all of them
in an horrific hailstorm of bullets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 14:29, archived)
Time for a new thread, I reckon.
Unless I can fall deathly ill by Saturday, I'm going to have to spend two hours on Saturday afternoon in a draughty church thirty miles away, learning how we're supposed to move from one configuration on stage to another. In music performance parlance, this is known as a "massive fucking waste of time". Who's been wasting your time recently?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 9:46, archived)
Yes. It is the evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:05, archived)
alright windy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:55, archived)
I really want to buy a motorbike but I should probably wait until after Christmas and its really cold and I probably won't really ride it much in the cold,
but I really want it, and I can probably afford it but I ought to buy other stuff first and motorbikes aren't going away so I could buy one later
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:21, archived)

I really want to buy a motorbike but I should probably wait until after Christmas and its really cold and I probably won't really ride it much in the cold,
but I really want it, and I can probably afford it but I ought to buy other stuff first and motorbikes aren't going away so I could buy one later
hey everyone, guess what! I am going to buy a motorbike tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:28, archived)
I have to go to work tomorrow.
And friday. Hopefully this feeling subsides by Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:31, archived)
well yes, you could always ride it out

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:37, archived)
It is Ken Dodds birthday.
He's a shit comedian
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 22:25, archived)
I once agreed to see him with my Mum and Dad.
Dunno what on earth I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 22:33, archived)

see a diddy foursome with
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 22:46, archived)
The real problem is you think it's going to be over soon, but he just keeps going past his allotted time.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 22:52, archived)
prove it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:34, archived)
I don't have to.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:58, archived)
Bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:49, archived)
Rude.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:59, archived)
I meant it as a term of endearment

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 22:31, archived)
Or a sperm of enqueerbent
Take your pick
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 22:32, archived)
+r

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:02, archived)
let's get out there and fuck it up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:54, archived)
Ok mate.
See you at the juicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:59, archived)
I'm tooling up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 22:04, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 22:08, archived)
Yes this is the year to make your decision

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:44, archived)
RIP Antonio Carluccio

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:24, archived)
How did you do it?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:34, archived)
GS

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:01, archived)
It's no age, is it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:38, archived)
Bloody hell

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:45, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:46, archived)
Everybody dies.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:14, archived)
alright 'scooter ward'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:16, archived)
I cannot seem to find a single photo of him on the internet
where he isn't already so old that his hair's turned white. Maybe he had wrinkles and white hair as a thirty-year-old.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:47, archived)
Why are you looking for a dashing photo?
Woofter.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:53, archived)
Dashing through the (s)no m8.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 18:03, archived)
All evidence points to the contrary.
You big hairy Mary
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 18:04, archived)
Hairy Mary, quite contrary,
How does your lady-garden grow?
In rampant thatches worth a dozen snatches
Until it clogs up from my flow.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 18:15, archived)
He didn't even start his restaurant chain till 17 years ago, seems he was just a media darling

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 18:13, archived)
My watch is now fixed, 6 working days, I'm surprised how quick it was , and they have said no charge, 40 years old and they still see it as their issue

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 18:45, archived)
How are you going to tell the time on the 7th, oh ahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:20, archived)
Like it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:23, archived)
it's very sad that he's pastaway

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:57, archived)
Alright shirtlifter's
How are you gaying it up this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:52, archived)
Just existing seems to be enough...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:56, archived)
There you go!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:02, archived)
Gonna get me knob and bollocks out

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:57, archived)
good lad

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:02, archived)
Well,
I've just waxed my balls and applied a liberal splash of Gunnery Sergeant Sweat cologne. Might see how my Amazon order for that 5-gallon tub of strawberry daiquiri-scented vaseline is coming along.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:00, archived)
right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:02, archived)
I've put my cock in a bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:02, archived)
What type of bottom?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:03, archived)
A crinkley one.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:04, archived)
As long as it was consensual

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:04, archived)
haha, of course it wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:07, archived)
I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:08, archived)
seems like a waste of a day

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:08, archived)
might ask $$ out

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:09, archived)
I can put a word in for you, if you want

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:10, archived)
please

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
seeing someone, soz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:32, archived)
A spot of knitting

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:15, archived)
That's not gay!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:17, archived)
I reckon it is probably the number 1 shittest hobby

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:26, archived)
I think it's for people who have literally nothing better to do

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:27, archived)
It's not a hobby
It's a post-apocalyptic survival skill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)
Yeah, I'll just stand behind you and your knitted automatic rifle.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:08, archived)
Finger knitting ffs.
Just buy a fucking scarf and save you a months worth of fidgeting.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:08, archived)
I can make a scarf in about an hour

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:44, archived)
I object to your verbing an adjective.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
you're

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:20, archived)
NO U

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:26, archived)
I object to your fucking face, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:27, archived)
Is that why you're always staring at my tits?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:45, archived)
Thinking about you being naked
Obviously
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:32, archived)
Christ
I even I fantasy that I'm someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:34, archived)
It is helping me vomit the gay out

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:39, archived)
rude

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:43, archived)
Is it too early for a beer?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:43, archived)
Never too early, never too late

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:43, archived)
well gayed it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
fucking knew you wouldn't let me down

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:30, archived)
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazing sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where the future's lying St. Elmo's fire
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
YES
You know how to push my buttons
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:01, archived)
Office bullshit part 37 -
People on slimming plans eating some kind of gloop in a bowl, scraping the spoon around the edges as they are starving and hope that they gain some pottery specks to eat in the process.

When's the last time you have a good scrape?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:51, archived)
I hate those Janeplan things
Overpriced small portions, delivered right to your door!!

You lazy fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:54, archived)
The mrs mother runs a Slimmingworld class in rural Wales
She hasn't lost that much weight over the years, but gets paid to gossip and sell low calorie low taste food excessively marked up
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:03, archived)
the woman who runs the Slimmingworld near my mate makes about 45k a year from it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:04, archived)
Whenever we visit, there are bags of reciepts
We are talking about 3 or 4 black bin liners of receipts by the end of the year

She retired from her normal job just to do this in her spare time
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:08, archived)
They're the most expensive meals in iceland.
£3.50 for a ready meal... ESCANDELO!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:07, archived)
Just now I heard the sound of a keyboard against the bottom of a barrel
and lo, there was a new question.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:07, archived)
If you need a deafening silence, a conversation cul-de-sac, or just a general pick-me-up of at least I'm better than you
Then I am your man for the job
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:10, archived)
Following yesterdays Butt Hole Lane, today I've sent an order to Blue Vein Box
which sounds a bit like a scrape around your nan
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:08, archived)
I haven't been this erect for days

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:11, archived)
The best I've got is ADT visiting today
Which I hope stands for Anal Demolition Turtles
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:14, archived)
cor!abunga
weapon of choice should be a whip
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:18, archived)
Heroes in an arse shell

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:22, archived)
man, these pickled onions are strong

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:21, archived)
hang in there

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:24, archived)
It's ok, I'm over the worst of it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:26, archived)
Barry Norman's Pickled Onions?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:25, archived)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:26, archived)
I have to stop at three
or I'm risking some serious digestive issues later
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:28, archived)
I find that I favour a more mildly flavoured pickled onion, as I've got older.
Might get some proper strong ones in to have with the cheese over Christmas, though.
#onionchat
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:29, archived)
Well I can recommend these

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:30, archived)
The film reviewer bloke? I was wondering if he was still alive the other day

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:29, archived)
The very same
And yes, he's dead. A friend of the family very kindly offered to sell Barry's pickled onions, seeing as how he had no interest in doing it while he was alive. And they say true altruism is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:31, archived)
Not since 30 June, unfortunately.
He still wins the prize for "most random celebrity product endorsement" in my book, though.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:31, archived)
More bizarre than Paul Newman's salad dressings?
Or literally any time a western celebrity has done endorsements for something in Japan? Or that crappy whisk that Hulk Hogan picked over the grilling machine?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:36, archived)
Fair comment.
I think Western slebs feel more comfortable about doing bizarre Japanese endorsements because they can tell themselves that "no-one back home will ever know...".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:40, archived)
Reckon if I was a famous face, I'd let pretty much anyone slap it on their product, if the money was forthcoming.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:42, archived)
Alright, Carol Vorderman.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:43, archived)
Pretty sure this is thinly veiled male prostitution euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:47, archived)
I'll beat any price!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:16, archived)

rice enus
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:28, archived)
Newman's was and is all profit goes to charity

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:50, archived)
Indeed.
Doesn't make it any less weird to have Cool Hand Luke grinning at you from the caesar, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:11, archived)
He wrote a book about it , think they've raised about half a billion for charity

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:16, archived)
he did indeed
god bless him
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:17, archived)
The things you learn, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:19, archived)
Bono:s done a lot of charity work, too,
but you don't see him getting the same praise.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:21, archived)
Maybe because he can't help coming across as a bit of a sanctimonious twat sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:28, archived)
If he made a decent Thousand Island then the public might like him
Rather than releasing shitter music every 4/5 years which is lazy and tired compared to his earlier work
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:30, archived)
If Adam Clayton brought out his own homemade gherkins, I'd buy everything they've ever recorded

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:41, archived)

buy everything they've ever recorded let him push his pickle into my pickle jar
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:14, archived)
Might tweet this to him.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:41, archived)
Nobody replies to you tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:44, archived)
I got a tweet from Francine Stock, once.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:03, archived)
Pretty sure he's dead.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:33, archived)
You hope
Don't want him coming back and saying you did it
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:44, archived)
Barrys Pickled Normans

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:28, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:59, archived)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:05, archived)
All the time
Nails like Freddie krueger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:24, archived)
Richard Harris, Donna Summer or Glen Campbell?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:15, archived)
Richard

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:21, archived)
Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:22, archived)
He certainly was

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:30, archived)
let me tell you a couple of three things

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:22, archived)
Richard Harris

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:24, archived)
Shit, wank, cunt, fart, poo,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:24, archived)
ting tang walla walla bing bang

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:29, archived)
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:39, archived)
Angry wank?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 18:03, archived)

Harris had a number one hit in Australia and Canada and a top ten hit in the United Kingdom and United States with his 1968 recording of Jimmy Webb's song "MacArthur Park".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:44, archived)
and he'll never have that recipe again.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:47, archived)
Jimmy Webb wrote it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 18:03, archived)
could he play it on the tabla though?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 18:20, archived)
Donna Summer every time.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:47, archived)
Figures

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 18:03, archived)
horsey allin

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 18:04, archived)
is this a shag, marry, kill situation?
because i'm afraid i've got some bad news
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 18:28, archived)
They all did excellent versions of MacArthur Park.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 18:40, archived)
Says you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 18:42, archived)
Fuck .

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 19:25, archived)
so does your face, mat8
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 19:29, archived)
murder, murder, murder then shag
I'm going to be stiff murdering these people and will need to release into someone
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:45, archived)
Invisible Harriot
jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/meme/2016/04/Funny-extra-hand-picture.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:59, archived)
gotta gets me dem bitches

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:07, archived)
give your mate's wife a good old rub

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:37, archived)
I'm working from home,
so the dog has just jumped up to sit with me, and guffed.
Send help.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:55, archived)
Yeah yeah blame it on the dog stinkypants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:57, archived)
spread peanut butter on your cock and let it have a feed
you can thank me later
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:59, archived)

th w
me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:26, archived)
foot wanks only

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:29, archived)
well yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:55, archived)
Aint no wanky like a foot wanky wanky

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:05, archived)
best pull its teeth out with pliers first to be safe

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:05, archived)
Open the windows to clear the air and freeze your knackers off.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:02, archived)
They really are... Meaty terrine guffs are foul.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:11, archived)
They're on a raw meat diet, so they guff less than other dogs,
but each one is extra strength, as if to compensate.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:44, archived)
To prevent further guffs you could insert a flatus tube and attach a balloon to the end.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:08, archived)
Sticking things up dogs' bottoms is not my business.
I'm sure manolith would be into it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:23, archived)
Just guff back at them.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:14, archived)
Back and forth, forever

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:26, archived)
kick it in the cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:24, archived)
sort of surprised that spanishfly hasn't come back yet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:28, archived)
don't talk it up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:29, archived)
no, no, of course
just an observation, that's all
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:29, archived)
If you say his name three times,
he'll pop up like a rubbish and angry Beetlejuice.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:31, archived)
Candyman?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:46, archived)
That one's definitely worth a rewatch.
Haven't seen it in donkey's years.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:50, archived)
It's one of those films that people assume is shit
but it's actually pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:55, archived)
Definitely.
That's tomorrow night sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:57, archived)
50p CandyHam

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)
I seem to remember it being fairly awful,
but that can't be right because Tony Todd.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:05, archived)
Tony Todd is rather sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:17, archived)

Tony Bob
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:23, archived)

Todd Hart
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:25, archived)
he'd have you right up the gallery

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:27, archived)

Todd The Tiger
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:30, archived)
I've never seen him in anything else.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:20, archived)
he's in final destination

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:22, archived)
I gave that one a miss because I thought it looked a bit silly.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:27, archived)
it is a bit, but still good

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:34, archived)
I quite liked the inventive deaths when I watched that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:40, archived)
me too
the liquid nitrogen face smash is pretty much the only reason to watch jason x
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)
Off the top of my head:
Wishmaster
Night of the Living Dead (the Tom Savini version)
Sleepless (X-files episode)

I'm sure imdb has lots more.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:29, archived)
Just a little film called Platoon

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
I hate that film.
Not really seen it properly, but it was playing on a long coach journey I took, so I once woke up to the sight of Charlie Sheen bashing someone's head in, utterly devoid of context.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:46, archived)
that was a documentary, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:46, archived)
I watched Machete Kills, the other night.
The world would be a better place if he'd run for President instead of Trump.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:50, archived)
I probably have seen that X-Files episode
as Wikipedia says it's the first one in which Alex Krychek appears, but that was in 1994 and that was a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
much as i love Tom Savini
i've not watched that yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:33, archived)
The sequels, however...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:51, archived)
I got stoned as fuck and went to see it at the cinema a while back.
I had not accounted for the fact it had a q&a with the director beforehand.

I also asked for a ticket for Akira at the same time and the person in the box office thought I said 'A Carer'. Oh how we laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:06, archived)
Still running around with his arms in the air over trolling the forum so good he got banned, or he's dead

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:31, archived)
probably

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:59, archived)
He used to love a dog thread.
He'd tell us all dogs were shit and he hates them.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:06, archived)
Pretty much any thread was his excuse to say that the topic was shit and he hated it.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
he's just jealous because he doesn't have a hazelnut in every bite

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:18, archived)
He's got a hazelnut for a brain, if that's any consolation.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:21, archived)
more confirmation that consolation

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:22, archived)
Oh well, we've still got 2-can for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 16:56, archived)
Slam your head against the desk to break your nose.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:06, archived)
are you sure you're using the latest bmj?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)
I used to covet my colleague's copy of the BNF.
She had a full set of ICD-10 books, too, but that's all online, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:34, archived)
when we moved office I found a prolog book that was 2 years younger than me.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:47, archived)

help + dildos
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:29, archived)
Do you like pin-ups? Do you like Hitler?
Then this is for you!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:36, archived)
poo shit cunt fuck wank

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 16:25, archived)
I was just thinking the same thing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 16:28, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 16:47, archived)

♫John's not mad♫
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:09, archived)
Weather's a bit grim on the south coast today
How is it where you are? Wait...where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:57, archived)
here
*points at heart*
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:02, archived)
As the court order says
500 yards away from you
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:07, archived)
Pissing down in MCR
That rubbish drizzle rain, where you don't realise you're wet until you're soaking.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:09, archived)
Georgia

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:51, archived)
hOrBs XX

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:21, archived)
you're right about the weather
fucking North.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:32, archived)
Thats why they used to make cotton here, or saink.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:41, archived)
The sun always shines over Surrey

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:11, archived)
Aha's original draft said to 'need work'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:06, archived)
IT'S RAINING ITS POURING THE OLD MAN IS SNORING.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:13, archived)
It's called sleep apnoea, and I'm a little sensitive about it, alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:02, archived)
Gilt autumn sunshine and air chill-filtered to pristine stillness.
It's fecking freezing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:15, archived)
dunno I have my back to the window
sitting by the window
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:20, archived)
Cold, wet and miserable
Liverpool as normal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:33, archived)
Cool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:52, archived)
Just sent an order to someone living in Butt Hole Lane
may as well pack up for the day, not gonna improve on that
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:07, archived)
nice
what did they order?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:09, archived)
Rosin
which I imagine they use to buff their bumholes
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:12, archived)
definitely

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:16, archived)
It's for violin bows

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:42, archived)
I no, I work in a violin shop

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:46, archived)
#womansplaining

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:47, archived)
Is it a cul-de-sac?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:15, archived)
More of an avenpoo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:17, archived)
After turning right off a Stoolevard

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:22, archived)
There's a road near me called Toot Hill Butts

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:27, archived)
There's a road near me called Poo Bum Willy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:29, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:30, archived)
pls don't disrespect our local customs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:31, archived)
Why would you lie?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:32, archived)
to impress girls

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:33, archived)
There's no girls here.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:34, archived)
they could be lurking

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:37, archived)
Oi, I'm a girl

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:40, archived)
There's me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:43, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:47, archived)
Lies

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:51, archived)
I am a girl
I've got all the relevant bits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:59, archived)
Saying that you're a girl because you possess various body parts will get you strung up these days, it's LGBTPC gone mad

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:05, archived)
I had a fanny before it was cool

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:25, archived)
There's a road near me called Rue de la Mmnnnneeeuurrrgggh Takes It Up The Bum From Gay Spazzes.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:33, archived)
So it seems there's a Butt Lane and a Butt Street in Coventry so you didn't have to lie.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:33, archived)
what a wanker

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:34, archived)
I was protecting my friend who lives on Butt Lane

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:36, archived)
sir mix a lot's first attempt wasn't quite as catchy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:54, archived)
I used to live on an estate called You Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:42, archived)
I can't find a rude word road in Portsmouth

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:45, archived)
I live near Funtington Road
that sounds a bit rude
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:48, archived)
Only to your dirty mind

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:49, archived)
There's Chitty Road
sounds a bit like shitty
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:51, archived)
Chitty chitty bang bang begs to differ

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:54, archived)
That whole film is a subtle pastiche on the scat porn industry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:55, archived)
When that was made 'what the butler saw' was the closest thing they had to porn

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:58, archived)
Hang about, 1968? I thought it had at least a decade on that

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:01, archived)
I live on your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:22, archived)
false

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:42, archived)
don't rise to it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:43, archived)
I shall walk away from this with my dignity intact

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:51, archived)
Turn 360°

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:58, archived)
Nah, m8, I've said "your mum", ain't no coming back from that.
YOUR. MUM.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:44, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 7:36, archived)
Well fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:01, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:06, archived)
SS

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:28, archived)
ahh! a snake!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:52, archived)
good morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:12, archived)
Dribble

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:28, archived)
Morning winpig
How's lady pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:23, archived)
Still not great.
Waiting for MRI results
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:28, archived)
It's horrible waiting for results
You always imagine the worst
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:34, archived)
Same as waiting for sausages

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:14, archived)
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:19, archived)
The goodest of good mornings to you.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:24, archived)
Yo yo

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:28, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:36, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:52, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:47, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:53, archived)
how did the recording turn out?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:55, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8128103
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
We got drums all done for all 5 tracks,
Bass recorded but not mixed and all the guitar tracks done but not mixed. So we're back in a couple of weeks to fo vocals and all the digital wizardry.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:42, archived)
a friend of mine has just come back from recording at Electrical Audio in Chicago with Steve Albini

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:25, archived)
Well we recorded with the famous Jamie McKivett in super cool Crawley

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:13, archived)
Morning, Windows.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:04, archived)
Munchy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:43, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:06, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:43, archived)
ahoy hoy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:24, archived)
Ooh, sounds delish!! Let me just toss some jeans on and... Wait a minute! Who is this?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:38, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:43, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:44, archived)
Morning windyplops
morning all
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:30, archived)
Broady

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:44, archived)
morning
I did my first picture for /board in years yesterday and it's not even on the front page yet. I don't know why I bother.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:02, archived)
Is this you asking for us to go an click it for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:07, archived)
No I'm asking for everyone to send angry gazzes to Rob until he remedies the situation

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:44, archived)
Print it out and send it to me.
I'll stick it to the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:07, archived)
I'd need to see pictures of your fridge first.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:45, archived)
Try bumming Happy Toast up the bum bum, that might help

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:08, archived)
It's disgraceful the way the mods use their powers to extort sexual favours.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:47, archived)
good
now we can work on making it so your talk posts don't appear on this page
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:11, archived)
Why are you so hell-bent on destroying this place?
lol, 'bent'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:49, archived)
yes! David Moyes is back in the premier league

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:23, archived)
AT LAST!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:30, archived)
you said it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:35, archived)
He's been gone too long, as far as I'm concerned
Just hope he sticks around this time!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:49, archived)
2 months is a long time

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:51, archived)
it sure is
it sure is
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:53, archived)
Not for long... hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:30, archived)
west ham just want to go down

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:35, archived)
TITS

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:19, archived)

i.imgur.com/f8smfEH.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:20, archived)
No thanks, I already have some

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:36, archived)
TITTER YE NOT

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:47, archived)
no, TITZ
completely different
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:56, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DEU_Titz_COA.svg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 21:11, archived)
the moon is taken from the old arms of Titz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 21:12, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 21:23, archived)
lol, tits alternative

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 21:26, archived)
altits

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 0:39, archived)
tits are part of a babysitter

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 21:14, archived)
farkinell I've been stuck in meetings all morning
what have you been stuck in all morning?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:26, archived)
alt: oooh aaaah
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       .''.      .        *''*    :_\/_:     . 
      :_\/_:   _\(/_  .:.*_\/_*   : /\ :  .'.:.'.
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(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:26, archived)
A flurry of anuses
anus'?
anusi?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:32, archived)
McDonald's ill-advised foray into the fetish dessert market.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:31, archived) 


         .     aaaaah
      .' |
    .'   |
    /`-._'
   /   /
  /   /
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(`-./
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'

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:46, archived)
gina g, member

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:59, archived)
cor not half

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:03, archived)
just a little bit

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:46, archived)
Im having my meetings this afternoon.
Ive been gorging on salted caramel goodies all weekend, causing me huge heartburn last night, and a shit nights sleep.
Cannot be less bothered with today.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:34, archived)
lol fatty

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:37, archived)
No wai! Im super thin now...
Dog walking has a lot to answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:56, archived)

salted caramel goodies spunkem

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:38, archived)
lol lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:47, archived)
suicide

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:34, archived)
I watched that Shane Ritchie video
I just wanted you to know that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:37, archived)
aw I remember Shane in his stand-up days
he was hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:39, archived)
He wasn't racist, sexist or a child molestor
Rare enough for an 80's tv personality
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:41, archived)
thank you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:43, archived)
remember that allah wants you to take as many people with you as you can

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:37, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:43, archived)
haha
www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-41882083
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:40, archived)
*belms*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:43, archived)
It's the 'n-word in the wood pile' thing all over again

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:45, archived)
Oh, maybe is should be downschops to not offend people

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:43, archived)
she's the best

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:43, archived)
She could ghost-write Prince Phillip's autobiography.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:13, archived)
Oh what, being associated with mongolia makes you inferior now? I don't think that people are getting upset in the right direction

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:23, archived)
trisomy?
isn't that a shampoo?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:50, archived)
I have got nothing much done today.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:04, archived)
meetings are a great way to get nothing done

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:13, archived)
The middle with you

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:13, archived)
I can't believe no-one's said "YER NAN" yet.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:18, archived)
are we still doing the nan thing?
has anyone got an up-to-date list of the current memes?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:23, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:25, archived)
It has been a while since the last sighting, I'll grant you that.
It's a bit thin on the ground meme-wise at the moment. Strikey-G seems pretty timeless.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:28, archived)

It has been a while since the last sighting, I'll grant you that.
It's a bit thin on the ground meme-wise at the moment. Strikey-G seems pretty timeless.

MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:32, archived)
timeless classic

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:32, archived)
That meme can never die: it sums up everything about B3ta in a single sentence.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:34, archived)
I'm so old I can remember when this was all CIIJASIIE

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:35, archived)
WAILAAPOYD?
This is all very "jumpers for goalposts".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:36, archived)
AND you could buy a hee hee pointing at chickens and still get bzzZZzzZZzz change from 11p

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:40, archived)
I still do

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:38, archived)
the toilet paper factory send help

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:56, archived)
have a wank

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:19, archived)
My warm house
With bagels and snooker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:01, archived)
whoever named your nieces should be shot

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:07, archived)
Sounds like a daytime TV program.
"And now on BBC4, it's My Warm House, with Bagels and Snooker."
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:21, archived)

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