Are you all out lighting bangers and rockets?
or indoors wearing ear plugs?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:56, archived)

One of the dogs is hiding under the sofa because of all the loud fireworks

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:13, archived)

our dog legit dgaf
fortunately, because he could eat us both whole
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:42, archived)

Neither/nor.
We don't celebrate your pagan festivities in the Europe of the Enlightenment...




...more's the pity.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:22, archived)

Set fire to an entire church full of Catholics, this morning.
Much better than fireworks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:34, archived)

Indoors with earache
And cider.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 21:16, archived)

Indoors with a spooked dog
Got him one of those thunder jackets, seems to work as he's a lot more chilled out than last year
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 21:49, archived)

Got him one of those thunder jackets, seems to work as he's a lot more chilled out than last year turtle power
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 21:54, archived)

Got him one of those thunder jackets, seems to work as he's a lot more chilled out than last year a b3ta mod just turned up with an outstretched digit and a glint in his eye
( broadsword w⚓, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:26, archived)

Got him one of those thunder jackets, seems to work as he's a lot more chilled out than last year so I spread peanut butter over my peanus and let the dog have a feed before I climaxed into empty crisp packet
( $$ ✅, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:51, archived)

Got him one of those thunder dinner jackets, seems to work as he's a lot more chilled out than last year
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 2:28, archived)

We don't to that here, so frankly your question is somewhat culturally insensitive.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 2:23, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 9:22, archived)

hiya

( $$ ✅, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 10:00, archived)

Hi

( mongychops, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 10:04, archived)

güüürtcha!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 10:03, archived)

Indeed

( mongychops, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 10:04, archived)

That sounds like a huge burp.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 10:46, archived)

Not bad

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 10:04, archived)

Cool

( mongychops, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 10:14, archived)

ok, now i've got an ear ache

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 16:33, archived)

Alright.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 5 Nov 2017, 10:06, archived)

Sweet

( mongychops, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 10:15, archived)

Safe fam

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 10:47, archived)

Nice

( mongychops, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 10:59, archived)

Aye. Breakfast pint.
Two ziplock bags and i'm still stinking of green.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 11:58, archived)

I could do with a pint

( mongychops, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 12:05, archived)

^
Pint and a bit of green would go down very nicely right now.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 12:10, archived)

Tempted to have a go on my vaporizer.
Shame I have my 'analogue' one that I have to heat with a jet lighter like a crackhead.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 12:44, archived)

Just call it Old-Skool Sunday.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 12:50, archived)

yo

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 12:01, archived)

Mano

( mongychops, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 12:05, archived)

morning

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 12:41, archived)

Alright mgt.
Friday I worked my last shift at what was once a yellow British IT company but it's now a red Canadian IT company.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 12:46, archived)

lol Brex-IT

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 12:51, archived)

Sounds a bit racist if you ask me.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 12:55, archived)

mgt

( mongychops, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 13:08, archived)

yo

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 13:10, archived)

alright m

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 14:56, archived)

Dearest b

( mongychops, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 15:02, archived)

Morning.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:49, archived)

weather app says thunderstorm tonight. this pleases me.
what has pleased you lately?
Alt: going the pub?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:16, archived)

I'm in the pub now with my son, trying to get hold of my daughter to see if she's coming round for dinner, teenagers are twats

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:24, archived)

they are indeed
i'm debating between steak and seafood tonight, payday yesterday, so lots of nummy treats in today
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:31, archived)

I've got leftover Nepalese.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:34, archived)

i'm addicted to steak
i have it whenever i can afford it. still got a spot of cash left, so a few ciders will be on the menu, too
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:36, archived)

I've not had steak in ages.
I was too poor for it when I left home (and cheap steak isn't worth it) so have n never really got into the habit of cooking it.

Haven't had gammon w/mustard sauce in a while either.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:46, archived)

local butcher's does a cracking piece of rump steak for about £3
show it to the grill and whack it on the plate
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 17:11, archived)

Last time I bought steak it was grim a junkie outside the pub.
I'd fry it and make a pepper sauce with the juice personally.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 17:16, archived)

i know most people would prefer it with pepper sauce
but i don't want anything on it other than salt, i just want to taste steak
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 17:24, archived)

fo^5d

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 17:12, archived)

Morning (Saturday edition).

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 7:33, archived)

morning rags

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 7:45, archived)

Wood-o.
Wh'appen?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 7:57, archived)

I have to leave my house soon and be gone for a few dayz :(
but I'll be mobile a-lurkin' and if anyone has anything funny or stupid to say, I might add a reply equally or less funny or stupid
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:01, archived)

Right you are.
Godspeed.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:16, archived)

Another Saturday beckons.
Looks like I'll have to venture out in the rain.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:15, archived)

Yeah it lashing down here, I'm staying in

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:18, archived)

80 minutes of updates before I can play cod ffs

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:42, archived)

Games these days seem to do their damnedest to make your computer fall over.
I still can't get Doom 64 to run properly on my (admittedly pretty old) machine and it vexes meh.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:43, archived)

Yeah, I learnt pretty quick to put WiiU games into the machine ahead of handing them to the kids on Christmas day.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 11:08, archived)

This game is riddled with issues, I suspect a major backlash

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 11:11, archived)

Not really worth buying them at launch, is it?
Wait 6 months, then set aside a week to download all the patches.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 11:13, archived)

They are not normally this bad , the big issue is you can't drop out of the multi player lobby without closing the game

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 11:18, archived)

Surely you're only playing it so that teenagers can throw abuse at you?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 12:04, archived)

I mute all the chat unless playing with mates

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 12:07, archived)

Last few I sat in on seemed to be populated exclusively by screeching 8 year olds

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 13:04, archived)

Normally yeah

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 13:10, archived)

Proper went off cod back when people started running about in the sky and the kill cams showed them getting up big rectangles that showed where the other players were, mw2 I think

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 13:21, archived)

Yeah they did get shit, I thought I'd give this one ago as it's proper weapons not futuristic shit

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 13:28, archived)

are there only problems with multiplayer?
i got it for her indoors but she only plays the campaign
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 13:04, archived)

Haven't played campaign yet, lol

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 13:10, archived)

Fucking servers went down as soon as america woke up, sack of bollox

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 15:44, archived)

surely they must know what to expect by now?

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 15:52, archived)

This is the worse I've ever known it , they b3ta tested it too

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 15:57, archived)

Probably why it's shit...oh hahahaha

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:01, archived)

Is it raining? I hadn't noticed.
*Richard Curtis wussathon*
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:26, archived)

Just sent the boy down to the market on his own.
Probably get mugged on the mean streets of Dunstable.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 11:09, archived)

Probably come back with magic beans

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 11:51, archived)

Came back with a load more Pokémon than he intended.
I suppose that's a good thing. Helping to keep a fledgling local business afloat, at least.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 12:03, archived)

I'm like that but with pints

( mongychops, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 12:10, archived)

A true pillar of the community, you are.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 12:24, archived)

Morning
I am currently breakfasting
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:01, archived)

That's a sterling way to start the day.
I'm on my second coffee at this point and am starting to feel twitchy.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:15, archived)

Coffee number 3 in the offing
I really shouldn't use a pint mug, it's no wonder my blood pressure is so high.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:43, archived)

Likewise.
My first one of the day was a paint-strippingly strong stove-brewed coffee, but my mega-mug is now on the desk in front of me and still half-full.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:50, archived)

I've been on black coffee lately
What with the whole lactose causing pain thing. A tablespoon of coffee and 2 sugars does me nicely.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:00, archived)

A friend of mine recently went lactose-free for the first time ever.
Apparently having crippling stomach cramps and diarrhoea every time she ate dairy products over a twenty-year period was a series of coincidences, but as soon as her daughter tested positive for lactose intolerance, she started to wonder whether there might be a connection.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:28, archived)

Mine started after getting my stomach done
I do sometimes have dairy, but only when I have a good supply of stomach medicine
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:31, archived)

Morning
I am currently breakdancing
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:27, archived)

Nude, I trust.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:34, archived)

But of course

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:40, archived)

Bit cold for a naked electric boogaloo, don't you think?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:44, archived)

It's worth it for the freedom of a knackers out windmill

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:06, archived)

Right, I'm off to Dragons Den, tiny bras for balls

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:12, archived)

I'd love to see the underwire on those go wrong

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:16, archived)

We're in the recording studio.
I'm quite hungover.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:36, archived)

Turn the amps down a bit and get them to fix the compression in post-prod.
Is that how it works? My memories of an entire day spent at Shabby Road are pretty vague.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:42, archived)

I dunno.
I'm just going to get a sandwich and hope someone tells me what to do.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:48, archived)

BIG FUCKING KNOCKERS

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 14:45, archived)

alright "roald dahl"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 14:57, archived)

*shnozzcumbers*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 15:21, archived)

BRISTOLS

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:10, archived)

OK, who wants a quick bumming?
Come on, line up, I haven't got all night.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:44, archived)

alright Mr. Tea
I read that as who wants a quick burning, and I thought, how seasonal of you
( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:54, archived)

I have had to bail out of the fawkes thing, if I want to watch people being set fire to or ripped to bits, I can visit talk, so here I am
( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:54, archived)

Bit anti Catholic mate, can you keep your religious intolerance off the forum

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:55, archived)

I am pleased to say that my notorious rabid intolerance of literally everyone has found a happy home here,
I am kind of like a liver fluke settled into just the right liver
( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:58, archived)

the more I look at that, the more it looks like I've spelled liver wrong

( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:58, archived)

When I was in junior school I had a note from my mum excusing me from eating liver, we used to get it every other week and I was spoilt

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:06, archived)

spoilt rotten clearly

( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:16, archived)

It made an eight year old me boik bad

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:30, archived)

That's for afters.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:04, archived)

Not this young fella it seems
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15638703.Eltham_man_charged_with_raping_23_year_old_man_at_Waterloo_station/
( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:58, archived)

thank goodness they illustrated that with a picture of the interior of waterloo station, most helpful

( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:00, archived)

That's the mainline station, but if the rapists was from eltham he would have arrived in Waterloo east , I think I've cracked the case, do you think there is any way he was caught on a camera ? Or has an online profile on some gay sex site ?

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:04, archived)

aha, good point, waterloo east yes definitely, cameras along that walkway getting to the stairs to the main concourse. I would like to think of you dressed as a lovely lovely fluffy old lady, with a surprisingly expensive watch on, telephoning that nice young inspector, "hello inspector, it's miss mongple speaking, I am so very sorry to bother you, as I know you are so terribly busy, but I wonder, inspector, it does occur to me that there is another way out of the station..."
( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:10, archived)

I put two lovelies in there but you DESERVE it mongy <3

( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:11, archived)

Thanks vlad,

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:16, archived)

Good old mongy, always ready with a heartwarming news story.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:06, archived)

here you go
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41865526

just imagine his little heart bursting practically with pride as he got the job done
( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:13, archived)

I gave up at wee and poo, ffs it's the BBC, you don't have to quote idiots

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:17, archived)

smiliar sentiments here on reading it

( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:20, archived)

I've read it now, I'm not sure ' bringing the sheep home' is a thing, not sure it can have a new meaning

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:37, archived)

Just thought I'd let you know he's now been caught and you might like to #metoo

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:19, archived)

glad they got to work so quickly on your tip-off
( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:20, archived)

I'm glad they caught you

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:22, archived)

:-O

( vladimir, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:24, archived)

No thanks
I'll just stick to my Jägermeister
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:00, archived)

Can you do it in a non-gay way please, I don't want people to gossip

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:39, archived)

Yeah, OK, that wasn't going anywhere.
Name an activity that's equally appealing to children and wasted adults. I'm going to say "laser tag".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:22, archived)

Video games?

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:23, archived)

Good answer.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:25, archived)

sex

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:24, archived)

Suspicious answer.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:25, archived)

Can't have children without sex.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:04, archived)

Fishing

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:35, archived)

Bouncy castles

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:35, archived)

Takeshi's Castle

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:36, archived)

Has Craig Charles ever done anything other than that and Red Dwarf?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:49, archived)

He's been in Coronation Street for years

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:50, archived)

Does he play a coke-addled rapist?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:52, archived)

no idea, I've never watched it, soz

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:52, archived)

He did a tour of his poetry back in 2001
It was fucking shit
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:54, archived)

He presents the Funk & Soul show on 6 Music.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:04, archived)

The Jackfield Tile Museum

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:39, archived)

It's no Horniman.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:47, archived)

Crackwhores

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:41, archived)

Casual racism and homophobia.
And board games.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:44, archived)

"take your monopoly board and cram it up your arse you jew poofter"
like that?
( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:45, archived)

Never occurred to me to combine all three.
You're on a whole other level.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:47, archived)

bitches and money

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:49, archived)

Kids love bitches and money; they're famous for it.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:52, archived)

I was going to make some joke about the Pimp Of The Year awards, as seen in "I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka",
but then I Googled it be found out it's a real thing, which robs the idea of its humour.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:14, archived)

I seem to remember reading an FHM article about that once.
One of the candidates was a lesbian who could apparently "throw down with the hardest Gs".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:25, archived)

GS?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:55, archived)

Tits

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:54, archived)

Do you mean actual tits or are you talking about hairy moobs again?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:58, archived)

Yes

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:08, archived)

getting high on heroin while listening to the wall by Pink Floyd

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:07, archived)

I listened to that album this very morning.
Decided to give the heroin a miss, though, since I was at work and stuff.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:10, archived)

I find a bit of brown helps the workload go down

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:15, archived)

Forgot to brag about this earlier
Off to see Father John Misty tomorrow night. Brag done.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:48, archived)

John Misty Jack Hackett
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:50, archived)

If ONLY

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:53, archived)

If I had any idea who that was, there's a remote possibility that I'd be, as they say, "well jell".

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:56, archived)

he's dull

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:00, archived)

3/7 for me this week, clearly i don't care enough about the pope and one direction
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41845585
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:13, archived)

2.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:17, archived)

3

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:29, archived)

no, 2

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:40, archived)

yus same

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:19, archived)

I love you

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:21, archived)

I mean 5

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:21, archived)

i luv u 5eva

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:25, archived)

x x x

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:32, archived)

4, but I guessed them all

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:22, archived)

tell a lie, I knew the one about Pam Ayres rock

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:22, archived)

It's called Uhura these days.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:28, archived)

I'd climb that

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:33, archived)

"Middle management" Your score: 5/7

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:24, archived)

I'm still worn out from last weeks quiz, I'll skip this one if that's ok

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:26, archived)

i'll let it slide this time

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:59, archived)

You getting cod ? I'm on my way to buy it now

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:02, archived)

i've heard this one might actually be good
i've been looking for another means by which to shout abuse at people over the internet
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:08, archived)

I didn't get the last one because space age shit, but ww2 is more me

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:11, archived)

i'll buy it if you reckon it's good

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:21, archived)

Won't know for a while as I'm going pub now

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:25, archived)

"In the boardroom" Your score: 7/7

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:27, archived)

congratulations
please send forum user 'mongychops' your personal address to receive your prize
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:01, archived)

I got 2 on this one, and I guessed all of them except the one about the Parp falling asleep.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:29, archived)

Just a reminder guys it's only 1 week until Anthonyb3ta70100 22nd birthday which is the 10th November

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:50, archived)

WKD Blue all round.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:54, archived)

Already? Blimey the 10th of November which is his birthday on the 10th

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:56, archived)

i've got my special pants washed and ready

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:00, archived)

a nice and deserving guy

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:21, archived)

oi onley go' free points :(

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:56, archived)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:13, archived)

alright

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:13, archived)

Horbs xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:15, archived)

hey hun xx

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:16, archived)

hiya

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:21, archived)

Good.
morning
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 7:54, archived)

+ Viet 50p Naaaaaaaaaam
Trying out my new vertical mouse this morning. It's a wild ride so far.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:07, archived)

A what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:08, archived)

One of these. The logic is that you can hold it without twisting the bones in your forearm, which thus reduces wrist strain and stuff.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:11, archived)

As long as you can still 720 no scope all the noobs, then it's fine.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:13, archived)

Oh I must go and buy cod ww2 this morning, thanks for reminding me

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:17, archived)

No probs

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:19, archived)

ww2 +piece
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:22, archived)

piece roe
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)

cod erica
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:24, archived)

haha
obscure
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:27, archived)

Cor!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:29, archived)

breasts

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:44, archived)

Not sure how well it performs as a gaming mouse tbh.
I've been using a gaming mouse in the office up till now so I've been headshotting those respawning scrub Excel formulae.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:17, archived)

You know, I've never had an office job,
I did one day a week in the office at the pub doing my paperwork and maybe an hour here or there at Christmas sorting the bookings and so on. I think I'd hate it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:20, archived)

M8, if I could go back to working from home without getting bum-raped by the social security contributions system over here, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Schlepping my way through the freezing fog stuffing myself into a sweaty sardine can with the city's finest collection of crazies is a great way to waste an hour and a half of your time every single morning.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:26, archived)

gosh yes all that wrist strain and other industrial injuries us desk jockeys have to contend with

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:59, archived)

There's nothing wrong with preventive measures to ensure your fapping capacity remains intact.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:14, archived)

hey

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:23, archived)

Yrs yes dollardollar

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:48, archived)

hello friends

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:43, archived)

"Friends"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:51, archived)

*King Of Queens*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:53, archived)

Everybody Loves Raymond

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:56, archived)

was that the one with George Costanza's dad?

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:15, archived)

Yeah
Literally the only decent thing about that show
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)

I like the fact that you describe him as George Constanza's dad
and not Ben Stiller's dad :)
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)

he just plays an angry man so well

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:25, archived)

serenity now

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:26, archived)

My iPhone X arrived, this morning.
Going to put an unboxing video on YouTube, then fill Instagram with mirror selfies and do an AMA on reddit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:50, archived)

I'll wait for gonz to start posting about his, a grand for a phone, the world's gone mad

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:02, archived)

Anything over £150 seems excessive to me,
but I do worry that I've been conditioned to accept the fruits of Chinese slave labour.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:05, archived)

I like Best Buy's approach of gratuitously whacking an extra $100 onto the price,
on the grounds that if people are slaves enough to their brand to pay $1000 for a phone, they'll pay $1100 for one.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:05, archived)

Not only that
but a grand for a phone that will out of date in a matter of months
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)

The 11 was announced this morning, lol gutted mm

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:49, archived)

Only $1700
or $1000 and a six-month unpaid internship in Apple's salt mines.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:53, archived)

I've already put one kidney on eBay,
I'm sure I could part with a lung.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 10:01, archived)

are you officially taking over this slot now then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:58, archived)

Could you keep your sexual relationship off the forum please

( mongychops, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:00, archived)

he gets off on other people watching

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:02, archived)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:22, archived)

only you could be so <b>, haha, like in the film

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:17, archived)

Haha.
I don't get it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:22, archived)

there's klingons on the starboard bow

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:26, archived)

Morning windyplops
morning all
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:44, archived)

on my way home I watched a mouse run around in circles on a road for three minutes. then I left.
any mousologists have a clue?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 1:33, archived)

That's not my field

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 6:05, archived)

Arts and Crafts? You bunch of fuckin woofters...
Alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 16:36, archived)

grumpy

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:06, archived)

Sleepy and Dopey

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:13, archived)

cheer up, love
it might never 'appen
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 18:01, archived)

Oi Oi!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 19:13, archived)

Artistic spectrum more like

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:43, archived)

What is a careless Wispa in relation to an ignored Double Decker?

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:43, archived)

about 25p m8

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:44, archived)

Thanks m8 been doing my nut in for ages that
Which is funny because neither contain nuts
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:46, archived)

Cousin twice removed

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:47, archived)

So the Double Decker is the ginger one?

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:47, archived)

dunno
i'd forgotten they exist
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:53, archived)

The Wispa Gold might well be the greatest confection that Cadbury ever created.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 18:26, archived)

Isn't it just dairy milk caramel injected into a different shape mould

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 19:08, archived)

Yes, but it's bloody lovely.
Got a bit more class than my usual guilty pleasure, too - Star Bars are well slutty.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 21:36, archived)

About six pints!
Hahaha
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 19:15, archived)

I still would!

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 19:32, archived)

farts and drafts, more like

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:57, archived)

Sharts and squarts, more like

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 19:09, archived)

I'm more of a thinker than a doer

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 19:19, archived)

+z

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 19:21, archived)

thi wa a
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 20:30, archived)

Good morning, good morning, we've/talked the whole night through.
Good morning, good morning to poooooooooo
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 7:34, archived)

Morning Windy.
I got up an hour and a quarter late this morning and still made it to work on time. Get in.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:00, archived)

Lesson for life then.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:05, archived)

Well, part of that lesson is "you're not getting any breakfast today" so I'm not convinced it's going to become a permanent fixture.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:09, archived)

Breakfast is for the weak

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:11, archived)

Nah, man.
Breakfast is for CHAMPIONS.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:17, archived)

I can go from flaccid to erect in a moments notice

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:03, archived)

GO!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:05, archived)

flaccid

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:10, archived)

erect

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:10, archived)

flaccid

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:10, archived)

erect

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:10, archived)

*squirt*

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:33, archived)

Alright, Kevin Spacey.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:09, archived)

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiindyyyyyyyyyyyy piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:40, archived)

Hi m8

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:50, archived)

yo

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:44, archived)

I hope you and your family are safe during this difficult time
www.portsmouth.co.uk/business/biscuit-lover-stunned-to-find-plain-digestive-in-milk-chocolate-pack-1-8224342
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:47, archived)

what a prick

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:49, archived)

TH, you mean

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:52, archived)

defo

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:53, archived)

TH? you're mean

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:34, archived)

It's the key issue that's rocked the city to its very core
"A McVitie’s spokeswoman confirmed the company had received a complaint from James about the biscuits."

thank god
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:53, archived)

"No scone will be left unturned", oh ahahaha.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:55, archived)

That's not even a type of biscuit, you fucking idiot.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:56, archived)

It is a very VERY bad newspaper

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:04, archived)

I hope this goes to the very top

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:58, archived)

Mr McVitie will be implicated in a sex scandal in the coming days, you mark my words

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:03, archived)

I bet he rubbed the chocolate off with his cock

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:04, archived)

You won't believe how Fox's make the Crunch Cream!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:05, archived)

/ac

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:05, archived)

Our thoughts and prayers are with those affected, said McVities

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:54, archived)

Notice that Theresa May STILL hasn't made an offical statement
Those Westminster fat cats make me fucking sick
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:56, archived)

Yes bruv

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:51, archived)

word

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:54, archived)

I've recieved an email from Linkedin asking me if I know ButterDutch the Splunk Pwny
Advice on how to respond pls
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:57, archived)

We've noticed that your professional network needs more lolwaki.
Start adding cunts now!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:04, archived)

that's me, m8

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:05, archived)

Alright ButterDutch

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:05, archived)

yeah not bad, cheers

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:06, archived)

Your response should include plenty of references to 'oegamioms'.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:06, archived)

i got £8 credit for complaining about a greggs
and used it to get my colleagues and i breakfast #baller #winning #blessed
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:37, archived)

SCORE

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:41, archived)

*complains about nintendo*
*waits*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:41, archived)

I might complain about that jimi hendrix fuzz pedal

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:42, archived)

those vintage guitar auctions have been getting away with it for too long, in my opinion

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:45, archived)

I might complain about Melinda Messenger

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:54, archived)

cor imagine what you could do with 8 quid credit on her!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:56, archived)

Oh, I've imagined it, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 10:00, archived)

She could have launched an IM app that would have been like Skype with norks,
but no.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:56, archived)

Yahoo!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 10:00, archived)

vg

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 10:03, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFAktO_xFz4&feature=youtu.be&t=15
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 10:05, archived)

Peter Stringfellow's looking well.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 10:11, archived)

Well, this is incredible.
Thank you for my name. I had tried and it wouldn't let me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:45, archived)

Living rock creature or giant talking wolf?
Which is the least worst?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:38, archived)

poo on a shoe

( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:41, archived)

shit on a mitt

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:17, archived)

crappo on a chapeau

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:50, archived)

Unload on a brouge

( mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 19:04, archived)

Shart in a doc martin

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 20:12, archived)

Dump on a pump

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 20:21, archived)

do a smelly on a jelly
drop a log on a clog
do a crappa in a kappa
bum-piss in a k-swiss
plop on a dunlop
defecate on a skate
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 22:57, archived)

pbvqaiywd

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:43, archived)

oiyptrtpybo

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:59, archived)

I do

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:01, archived)

I honestly couldn't choose

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:43, archived)

i bet you could though
i mean, i don't want to call you a liar or anything.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:00, archived)

The neighbours just told me that they don't walk the dogs down to the park anymore,
Because they've seen people dealing drugs down there. I've just been over with my dogs and it's a guy I used to go to school with called Arthur selling something to scraggly looking homeless types.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:36, archived)

Imagine if you couldn't take your drugs down the park any more because someone was dealing dogs.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:39, archived)

Mind. Blown.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:41, archived)

I hate all dogs and people who sell dogs , scumbags

( mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 19:19, archived)

TURF WAR!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 20:35, archived)

The horse!
The horse died of sadness.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:05, archived)

Rock creature

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:06, archived)

this statement validates my opinion

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 22:36, archived)

golem

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:17, archived)

golem?
i hardly knew 'em!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:52, archived)

what kind of a game is that?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 19:24, archived)

I've got the song in my head now.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:21, archived)

i remember when you used to fuck off

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:53, archived)

When can I have my name back?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 19:04, archived)

I've already surrendered your name.
Has somebody else picked it up?
I think Gormo has nicked mine. :(
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 20:38, archived)

Oh shut up, it's a blue bit on the screen

( mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 21:11, archived)

i just changed them both back with no problems
they were just being lazy
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 21:50, archived)

Query to the almighty modolith
Is prolific /board contributor "Ninj" regularly clicking his own posts with multiple spare accounts to consistently appear top of the popular page, or are there a load of lurkers out there who genuinely like all this shit?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 21:54, archived)

it doesn't list who liked a post, just how many

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 21:59, archived)

Oh right, thanks anyway

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 22:02, archived)

You're a true hero, manolith.
Rob had better put something extra in your Christmas bonus, this year.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 22:50, archived)

Cunt punch

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 19:44, archived)

No thanks, I'm driving

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 20:25, archived)

The onion still makes me laugh , proper fake news
www.theonion.com/the-onion-is-canceling-our-15-second-web-video-featur-1820054697
( mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 20:47, archived)

Still can't believe that all gays are closet paedophiles, this has blown my mind

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 21:50, archived)

Looks like my dad was right about them, all along.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 23:00, archived)

hitler

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 0:22, archived)