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Hey, Scotty! Jesus, man!

(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 15:16, archived)

Jesus-man, Jesus-man,
Does whatever a Jesus can!
Turns your water into wine.
Don't like wine? That's just fine.
Look out; here comes the Jesus-man!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 15:26, archived)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No it's our lord and saviour, he's risen again
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 15:37, archived)

youtu.be/LAh7uuTLAuo
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 15:28, archived)

I think Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy must be spying on me, because I was listening to this song earlier and it reminded me of Scotty and his mate

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 15:29, archived)

you been watching the evil dead?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 15:29, archived)

Warm out eh

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mongychops, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 15:54, archived)

Lolly ices all round

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 16:12, archived)

Lo wi

lol
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 16:31, archived)

awl riund

(97800, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 16:58, archived)

Yeah not too bad ta

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 20:29, archived)

starting to wonder whether my 'warm weekend ahead' weather source might have been right after all
if only stuj poster hadn't been banned, he'd know
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 16:25, archived)

don't believe the msm

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$$ ✅, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 16:30, archived)

Nah getting cold tomoz, soz

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mongychops, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 17:37, archived)

t3h m3m3z0rz!

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 16:32, archived)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd give that a minute
If I were you
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 19:40, archived)

cheers cheers cheers
cheers cheers cheers
cheers cheers cheers cheers
cheers cheers cheers
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 20:38, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2558342
(97800, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 21:08, archived)

OK then, that seems to be all for that thread
How's it going, dong-dribbler's? I was feeling rough af earlier but, in the words of Free, I'm 'all right now'. What a relief, eh readers?
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 10:51, archived)

when I was about 15 I shotgunned a can of Kestrel Super and threw up a whole plum tomato onto my mate's bog seat
weird or what
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 10:58, archived)

I was fishing on acid as a teenager and a mate puked up some rice, but everyone became convinced they were maggots, scary shit , then soon after plod turned up and we all shit it , bad trip that

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mongychops, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:02, archived)

I've only ever had one bad trip, fuck me it was awful - I didn't touch hallucinogens for about 15 years after that
I'd love a nice clean bit of acid now. No-one to do it with though, and no source for acid, so basically it's not happening :(
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:05, archived)

Last time I had any was in oz, was still popular over there

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mongychops, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:08, archived)

science says it's good for you
journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0214377
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:11, archived)

my mother once asked my brother what the best thing he'd ever done was, and his answer was 'LSD'
that went down well
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:17, archived)

perhaps that's because it's fairly easy/cheap to smuggle there

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:16, archived)

I think smuggling anything there is hard, that's why they like laboratory drugs

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mongychops, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:21, archived)

my missus says coke costs an absolute fortune there and is mostly rubbish, or used to be at any rate

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:24, archived)

probably just panda pops or supermarket own brand

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:42, archived)

^ fell asleep watching The Lost Boys

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:30, archived)

I've had plenty of bad fishing trips
Took a while to convince my dad that fishing really wasn't my thing.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 14:33, archived)

That was your stomach m8

(97800, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 12:42, archived)

Yes. This would fully explain the subsequent bowel difficulties.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 14:44, archived)

oh thank goodness we were all so worried about you

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:09, archived)

ikr

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:17, archived)

alright queefy, that game of thrones is a load of old shit innit?

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:18, archived)

I expect so m8, it certainly looks like it

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:24, archived)

Er, spoilers!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:35, archived)

I heard there was loads of boobies in it which sounded good but then I remembered that I could look at boobies on the internet without loads of dragons and all that nonsense
then I also remembered that I am no longer 14 and should probably stop making all my decisions based on boobies
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:39, archived)

I still make most of my decisions based on boobies and I'm well old

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 11:43, archived)

I wish you said sooner
I've been running around every hospital in London looking for you
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$$ ✅, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 12:11, archived)

soz

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 12:22, archived)

don't apologise to me
apologise to the 12 people I ran over going from hospital to hospital
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$$ ✅, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 12:26, archived)

shan't

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 12:44, archived)

I am hungover to the fucking gills

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 12:27, archived)

Been drinking Carpling?

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 12:42, archived)

she spent a small fortune in Coddbins

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 12:44, archived)

Jim Bream

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mongychops, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 12:46, archived)

gin. lots of gin.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 13:32, archived)

g f
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 13:37, archived)

Just for a laugh
I looked up the battle from "Peter Stringfellow's 'Lord of the Rings'" that the internet is going on about, and how a) it's far too dark to see anything that's going on on-screen; and b) its dénouement pisses cheerfully on the past seven seasons of build-up, just because the channel that commissioned it wanted to save money. So that was lol.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 12:51, archived)

is this about that pooflake vs mcbeef meltdown?
that was fukken years ago m8
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 13:04, archived)

At least that made for an entertaining read, unlike your threads.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 13:15, archived)

OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*lifts handbag*
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 13:21, archived)

I think we have different definitions of lol

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 13:08, archived)

Great news, council is giving out new recycling bins , proper wheelie bins, not the crap boxes we have now

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mongychops, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 13:06, archived)

we've had those for years

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 13:44, archived)

We've been stuck with boxes for years, but they were collected every week, looks like the bins is fortnightly, hope it's big enough for my tins

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mongychops, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 13:48, archived)

where my mate lives
the council gives out a slim one if you are on your tod or a full size one if you have a family
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$$ ✅, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 13:50, archived)

These look alright
www.bexley.gov.uk/services/rubbish-and-recycling/recycling-houses-new-wheelie-type-bins
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mongychops, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 14:02, archived)

better than what I have

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$$ ✅, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 14:07, archived)

We got our recycling bin upsized, but had to sacrifice our second general waste bin.
Bin chat will save /talk!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 14:07, archived)

mine is full-sized

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 14:38, archived)

we get nowt, have to leave bags out once a week and hide them til then, to avoid wine bottle shame

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 16:27, archived)

morning

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 7:09, archived)

I know how it feels to be the /chat of the town, I'm not gonna let you go and run around

(97800, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 7:50, archived)

suck my balls

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 7:53, archived)

Let's get into physical, let me hear your body /chat

(97800, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 7:58, archived)

Ain't /chattin' 'bout love, just like I told you before

(97800, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:01, archived)

Let's /chat about sex baby, let's /chat about you and me

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:41, archived)

Love /chat, baby love /chat (love /chat bebbeh)

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:43, archived)

I would do anything for love, but I won't do /chat

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 10:11, archived)

beat on the /chat, beat on the /chat, beat on the /chat with a baseball bat
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 10:29, archived)

No thanks we already have one

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:19, archived)

muppsypoos xx

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:56, archived)

I've got a cold coming on, I reckon

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:22, archived)

Plus I got rather pissed last night and spent £50 on a record that I can't really afford
I have buyer's remorse
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:33, archived)

lol, no impulse control

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:38, archived)

I've wanted a copy of it for years and got excited when I saw it, forgetting temporarily about my legal bills coming up which may well be 5k

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:42, archived)

Adulting is hard.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:43, archived)

lol

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:56, archived)

Morning.
Woke up relatively early and feeling relatively fresh against all odds this morning. Fully expecting to crash and burn spectacularly by early afternoon.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:37, archived)

wanker

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:57, archived)

^ upset

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 9:26, archived)

So it goes.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:39, archived)

hi
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:57, archived)

fandf.bandcamp.com/track/so-it-goes
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 9:00, archived)

Yo

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:42, archived)

bottom rush the show

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:43, archived)

bum it

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$$ ✅, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:44, archived)

Some men just want to watch the world bum

(97800, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:49, archived)

Bum after reading

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:53, archived)

Bum Notice

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:53, archived)

Bum, baby, bum

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:54, archived)

Etc.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:56, archived)

thy kingdom bum, thy willy be done
with girth, as it is in Devon
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 9:17, archived)

Why don't you bum on over to my place?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 9:31, archived)

Touch my bum this is life, ooh

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 9:01, archived)

and what a glorious one it is too

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:58, archived)

~~one~~ bum

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 9:26, archived)

Yo what's up, knob-gobbler's

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 11:36, archived)

I need to go and buy a postal order

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mongychops, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 11:37, archived)

I had no idea they were still available

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 11:38, archived)

Very much so, and the only way I can pay for my club membership

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mongychops, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 11:38, archived)

so you have to queue up at the post office with all the old biddies

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 11:43, archived)

Yeah, it's only 4 doors down from my local though

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mongychops, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 11:45, archived)

Time to get the barbie fired up.
My cat's decided his new favourite place to sleep is on my mousemat, helpfully.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 11:56, archived)

I'm planning on a grillfest this Sunday, supposed to be nice and sunny

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:22, archived)

that's what it said in the paper but google weather thinks otherwise :(

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:23, archived)

There was supposed to be a big parade in town on Saturday
to open the annual city festival, which this year is on a Mexican theme (lots of multicoloured lizard and sugar skull sculptures all over the place). They postponed it until this Saturday because it pissed it down through howling winds all weekend.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:32, archived)

Yeah, gonna be chilly this weekend

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mongychops, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:34, archived)

check out these lying shitrags
www.metro.news/plumin-lovely-well-bask-in-26c-holiday-heatwave/1537846/
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:46, archived)

more lies from the MSM

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$$ ✅, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:39, archived)

the sky!!!!!

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:01, archived)

Not if you're Australian

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:35, archived)

Is there anyone who ever remembers
Changing their mind from the paint on a sign?
Is there anyone who really recalls
Ever breaking record off
For something someone yelled real loud one time?
Oh, everyone queefs
In how they think it ought to be
Oh, everyone queefs
And they're not going easily
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:06, archived)

RIP Norris McWhirter :(

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:09, archived)

Is it your blood pressure?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:17, archived)

I doubt it, I'm in fine fettle

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:21, archived)

I'm more of a cock-mouther

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$$ ✅, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 12:40, archived)

morning

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 7:29, archived)

Morning

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 8:00, archived)

alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 8:12, archived)

Posting a word? STOP!
This messageboard is for pictures only. Go here for chat.
(97800, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 8:07, archived)

hiyas

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 8:12, archived)

Bent

(97800, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 8:14, archived)

Yo

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 8:20, archived)

Richy McPloppington xx

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:04, archived)

what's the tea?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 8:40, archived)

tetley

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:05, archived)

Translation for the adults in the room:
hellogiggles.com/lifestyle/tea-its-not-that-thing-youre-sippin-on/
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:31, archived)

Word to your moms.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 29 Apr 2019, 8:42, archived)

lol I had sex with ym last night pmsl

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:05, archived)

Fucking lol mate!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:32, archived)

That reminds me, I gotta go drop bombs, cheers

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:49, archived)

Morning.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:13, archived)

yetters

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:15, archived)

I'm on hols this week, it's reem.
I celebrated by going to the gym on Saturday and now I can't straighten my arms. No neck-burning was involved.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:19, archived)

How will you reach to top shelf?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:23, archived)

Might invest in one of those claw-arm thingies.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:26, archived)

^ got five kids to feed

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:31, archived)

~~ive k~~ l
(97800, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 11:20, archived)

morning

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:18, archived)

Thanks, but no thanks.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:25, archived)

th w
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:39, archived)

God be with you

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$$ ✅, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:45, archived)

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. When you enter into it take with you your all.

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:46, archived)

Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force.

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$$ ✅, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:49, archived)

Remember who you are. Don’t compromise for anyone, for any reason. You are a child of the Almighty God. Live that truth.

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 9:51, archived)

Morning
Taking my friend for a belated birthday lunch with some of my winnings today
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 10:21, archived)

¯\(º_o)/¯

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mongychops, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 20:11, archived)

Me neither

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 21:39, archived)

alright kim mong il

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manolith hooray for me, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 21:47, archived)

Kim Wrong-un

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 22:02, archived)

The final thread of this board should be a strikey-g
but forget to close the tags
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 23:30, archived)

(97800, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 23:35, archived)

You're no fun

(97800, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 23:46, archived)

no u

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H.B.Mupps, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 23:58, archived)

<s>
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 6:36, archived)

So, what time did everyone set in the marathon?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 13:26, archived)

2 hours and 10 minutes
And 3 weeks. And 8 months. And 5 years.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 14:12, archived)

Jesus, it's only a fun run, not a race.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 14:19, archived)

I got carried away

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 14:33, archived)

I hope you're not working tonight

(97800, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 14:40, archived)

Don't want to be recognised?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 14:55, archived)

No, it's closed tonight
Just been to the shop and decided to risk £3 on a scratchcard.
Won £300
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 15:10, archived)

Touch

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mongychops, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 16:45, archived)

Tasty

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 17:25, archived)

Time to visit the 'shoe shop'?

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 21:24, archived)

Not after last night
Girl I was working with brought in 10 bags and I'm still awake. Me and who has decided he's my boyfriend are having a quiet night in with a couple of vodkas
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 21:38, archived)

Time is an abstract theory

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mongychops, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 16:46, archived)

~~an abstract theory~~ the fire in which we burn
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 16:53, archived)

lol bum

(97800, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 17:52, archived)

You didn't close your tags and now the boards fucked

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mongychops, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 17:53, archived)

~~didn't close your tags~~ signed up to b3ta
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 18:11, archived)

Cheers
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mongychops, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 18:25, archived)

Weren't they supposed to have fixed this?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 19:30, archived)

Who's they ? No cunt here

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mongychops, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 19:57, archived)

Someone should gaz mongychops.
He's know about this sort of thing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 20:58, archived)

just drinking champagne all day

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 16:53, archived)

Also, it's called a snickers nowadays

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 17:09, archived)

I just want to post something
in italics
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broadsword w⚓, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 17:57, archived)

in b4 bans
^b&
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$$ ✅, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 18:52, archived)

dubbed dubs

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$$ ✅, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 19:04, archived)

I haven't had one in ages but I polished off a kit kat in about a minute the other day.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 19:41, archived)

Dunno

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H.B.Mupps, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 23:23, archived)

Morning
Another 2 hours and I can go home
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 8:19, archived)

Ahoy.
Are you becoming nocturnal?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 9:44, archived)

Slightly
But I'm not enjoying it much
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 10:00, archived)

All the books I've read say that sleep deprivation and nocturnal hours
will eventually turn you into a serial killer.
So good luck with that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 10:08, archived)

Well, I would like to be remembered for something

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 10:38, archived)

Why be famous,
when you can be infamous?!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 11:04, archived)

Indeed.

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 12:00, archived)

~~All~~ both
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 11:21, archived)

The Bible, and the Complete Works of Shakespeare.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 11:24, archived)

W N
(97800, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 11:27, archived)

or an
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 12:26, archived)

Sundahey
Morning
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 9:58, archived)

Muppso

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 10:00, archived)

Morning and so on and so forth.
Crumpets with garlic cream cheese for breakfast ftw.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 10:13, archived)

Just say no!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 10:27, archived)

Looking forward to my dinner when I get in

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 10:38, archived)

hullo

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 10:57, archived)

Hello Rich

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 12:01, archived)

Just took the kid down to the main road to have a gander at the marathon
at the precise moment Mo Farah ran past.

Which was nice.
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 12:28, archived)

n m
(97800, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 12:36, archived)

That's Sir Mo Farah to you.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 12:42, archived)

I'd rather go to the natural history museum myself

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 14:13, archived)

How do?
I am in Inverness, having a few pints before megabus sing it back to Glasgow. Got a soap bar bifta to hopefully help me doze off.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 11:35, archived)

I would like to get to sleep myself soon
But I may have overdone it last night, my legs won't keep still even now
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 12:03, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0bs_xTLS_E
(97800, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 12:25, archived)

Pfff

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 14:34, archived)

Booze.

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 12:28, archived)

I will be resorting to that shortly

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 13:14, archived)

morning

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 8:36, archived)

No

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 8:39, archived)

K

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 8:41, archived)

alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:05, archived)

bent

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:10, archived)

Morning
These night shifts are fucking killing me
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:10, archived)

I've never really worked night shifts, only the odd ghoster, I wouldn't fancy night shift work

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:11, archived)

Fortunately, the weekend girl has an excessive shoe habit
And is generosity itself
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:53, archived)

That's handy

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 10:22, archived)

She also drives 15 miles out of her way to give me a lift home
Which is why I'm currently enjoying a pint 20 minutes before I'd normally be home.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 11:05, archived)

Fuck, the day is too short
Off to bed so I can get at least 6 hours of sleep.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 11:46, archived)

f
lol, poo!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:25, archived)

yo

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:21, archived)

Micto

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:40, archived)

Saturday morning's alright for wanking.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:25, archived)

Yes

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:41, archived)

Hi

(97800, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:29, archived)

Hi a/s/l?

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 9:41, archived)

25 f you're heart

(97800, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 12:09, archived)

Afternoon.
I'm back from the gym now.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 12:35, archived)

+u +ri

(97800, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 12:58, archived)

oh *lol*

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 13:18, archived)

"lol"

(97800, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 13:29, archived)

I'm getting ready to go back to work

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 19:00, archived)

You are Batman aicmfp

(97800, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 19:34, archived)

The streets of Gotham are under my protection

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 20:08, archived)

Now that just sounds like pimp talk

(97800, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 21:57, archived)

I'm really getting the hang of it

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 22:09, archived)

Do you have a fedora yet
_{(97800, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 22:21,
archived)}

Not yet

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 22:46, archived)

Oof

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 19:55, archived)

Meant to be watching endgame tomorrow
Have a feeling I won't be awake by then
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 20:09, archived)

I'm sick to death of those types of films

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 20:38, archived)

Same, I enjoyed this one though

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H.B.Mupps, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 21:04, archived)

I'll wait till it's on itv

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 21:36, archived)

I'll wait for the porn version

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$$ ✅, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 21:41, archived)

I love them

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 21:24, archived)

I predict you'll be happy for years then. Now Disney own all the kids film cash cows they will keep churning them out

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mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 21:39, archived)

Most likely

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 21:40, archived)

I never thought I'd tire of them,
but I can't manage much enthusiasm for Endgame. Quite excited for Far From Home, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 21:44, archived)

Haven't seen aquaman
And I'm not really interested in seeing captain marvel
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 22:47, archived)

https://b3ta.com/talk/8206984
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H.B.Mupps, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 23:05, archived)

Aquaman was always shit

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 23:15, archived)

What ho, wang-fiddler's
The weekend is upon us. Hurrah!

Kid all weekend for me, British Library and Japanese burgers 2moz.

Wife's birthday on Sunday, might take her for dim sum in chinkytown.

u?
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:53, archived)

I went to an excellent dim sum place in Chinatown about twenty years ago.
It was full of actual Chinese people, always a good sign, and an entire page of the menu was solely written in Mandarin, because they figured "no gweilo is ever going to order any of this stuff". The food was superb.

Going to get back on the sports kick this weekend. It's been a stupidly long time since I had a proper workout.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:58, archived)

wheeze unt scheizzen-plopper
they're filming the 2nd series of the reluctant landlord at the pub round the corner so gonna go there for a few pints after work, get my face on telly and shag everyone at the inevitable shoe fuelled wrap party.
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:59, archived)

see you there m8

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 16:03, archived)

say alright to rom for me

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:20, archived)

kid-free tonight
spooooky tour of the watch museum tomorrow night

2tone taxi tour on Sunday

hashtaglocalhistory
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 15:12, archived)

Watch museum?

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mongychops, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 15:50, archived)

a keen horologist such as yourself must surely know that cov was once the home of the British watchmaking industry

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 16:43, archived)

BBQ @ Two Hats

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$$ ✅, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 15:13, archived)

standard

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 15:31, archived)

:'(

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:20, archived)

oh

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$$ ✅, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:56, archived)

Work tonight and tomorrow night
Going to watch endgame Sunday night
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 15:57, archived)

St George's parade on Sunday, so my kids will be marching through the town.
Will be excellent experience for when whichever tedious fascist we elect to government next decides to form his/her own version of the Hitler Youth. No doubt my own kids will sell me out in return for a badge.
See you all in the gas chamber!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 16:18, archived)

lol hitler

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 18:31, archived)

You can't say Hitler.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:40, archived)

Hitler

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:53, archived)

Guff chamber

(97800, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:59, archived)

(97800, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 21:05, archived)

(97800, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 21:06, archived)

I'm going to the new David Icke
film tonight. Very excited to find out what the lizards are up to and how the government is going to cull the population in 2021.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 26 Apr 2019, 17:37, archived)

Spoiler: it's The Jews.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:32, archived)

Ruiner.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 26 Apr 2019, 23:24, archived)

WHOAH, it's also Mrs. Tea's birthday on Sunday!
Possibly I've remarked on this before
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:33, archived)

Your wife has more birthdays than the queen.
alt: Polygamcbeef
(97800, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 23:33, archived)

morning

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 7:57, archived)

Hullo moi dear.
Friday yeaahhhhheeehhhhh.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:06, archived)

yes

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:09, archived)

Can’t believe it’s been 33 years since them slags blew the core in reactor 4 at Chernobyl it still freaks my nut out to this day.

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$$ ✅, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:20, archived)

haha radioactive pants!!!

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:23, archived)

hang on I need a wee first

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:46, archived)

ah that's better

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:50, archived)

How do I say "b3ta?"
It rhymes with Petter.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:52, archived)

s'funny how americans pronounce it 'bay-da'

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:53, archived)

bored of this now

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:53, archived)

(97800, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:54, archived)

oh that was weird

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:58, archived)

does ghost drimble's post appear like this to everyone or just me?
imgur.com/YtVOB0m
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:00, archived)

Looks like the beter code is still broken

(97800, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:02, archived)

You're *this* close to a banning m8

(97800, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:09, archived)

banning's too good for him

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:14, archived)

Large software companies pay people to attempt to break their products, just saying

(97800, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:15, archived)

^who is this ghost poster and why can't I reply to them?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:57, archived)

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:05, archived)

lol

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:08, archived)

Still in bed
Solicitor's at half ten
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:52, archived)

it's probably for the best, otherwise you'd only spend all your money on fancy wines, foood, records, shoes and shoe

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:55, archived)

Friend of mine saw her lawyer yesterday because she's currently being ripped off by her car dealership.
They had a pleasant and useful chat for about an hour, and then he charged her €180.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:08, archived)

I mean, yeah, there are cool stories, and then there is this story

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:26, archived)

My dull anecdotes make already cool stories sound EVEN COOLER in comparison.
No need to thank me; a good public service is its own reward.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:31, archived)

~~My dull anecdotes make already cool stor~~ es sound EVEN COOLER in comparison.
No need to thank me; a +t l ~~ser~~ +l ~~is its own reward~~
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:36, archived)

FFS I'm not working that out.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:40, archived)

you have pubic lice

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:48, archived)

dunno what the strikey-g says though

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:48, archived)

lol

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:52, archived)

he'

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:58, archived)

morning bent
morning all
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:23, archived)

alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:45, archived)

Yo

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mongychops, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 20:32, archived)

addicks in the championship next season?

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$$ ✅, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 20:38, archived)

I think so. I'm very perplexed by this whole situation. I could rant.....
But 21 years since cafc Sunderland fc, maybe another head to head
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mongychops, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 20:42, archived)

alright eva mongoria

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 20:41, archived)

Come on now, no irl

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mongychops, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 20:42, archived)

And a fine yo to you too
New girl in work hasn't turned in, due to being a crackhead bitch. She won't be coming back, which is a relief to all the other staff
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 22:15, archived)

Do your job or fuck off

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mongychops, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 22:32, archived)

She's been well and truly fucked off

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 23:17, archived)

Tempted to print this out a load of times and stick it over all of our "motivational" posters

(97800, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 23:52, archived)

I think that's best

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 0:13, archived)

Shitcocks Part Deux

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:51, archived)

Lindupping it

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$$ ✅, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:57, archived)

erry day

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:03, archived)

twitter.com/sarahmcgbeauty/status/1120536055202099200?s=19
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 19:20, archived)

lol

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$$ ✅, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 19:31, archived)

www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/7hkf88/slobodan_fieri/
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 20:05, archived)

Speak fucking English m8

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:57, archived)

Dos fuckin beer-oss por favor

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:07, archived)

DOS! FUCKIN! BEER-OSS! POR FER FUCKING VOR YOU DEAF FUCKING SPANISH CUNT.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 19:15, archived)

Que?

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 19:56, archived)

Inr, a insult to 17 million voters!!!1

(97800, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 13:57, archived)

Friends' Activity
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 19:18, archived)

Cockles and mussels

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:08, archived)

Five Alive Oh.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:15, archived)

#chivealive

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:31, archived)

Cocklander II - The Shittening

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:15, archived)

Silly person

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:25, archived)

Now even shitter. 8 out of 10 cocks prefer it.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:34, archived)

The Klumps

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:34, archived)

I just won 500 in a bookies off Tottenham crt rd, the old bird behind the jump can't get down the stairs to the safe, can I come back in a couple of hours , I'm stuck now

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mongychops, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 13:28, archived)

they just want to keep you in there until you've lost it again

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:03, archived)

I'm sitting in a pub over the road , I was on my way home though:(

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mongychops, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:05, archived)

And when you come back they say "what money? "

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:05, archived)

~~they say "what money? "~~ bring pie
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:09, archived)

Cockbo: First Shit Part II

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 13:55, archived)

Shit Circuit 2

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:04, archived)

Cock Fuzz

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:05, archived)

The Cock, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Shitter

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:05, archived)

The Big Shit

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:06, archived)

Cock, stock and 2 steaming logs

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:06, archived)

The Cockfather, Part 2

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:06, archived)

The House With A Cock In Its Walls

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:08, archived)

The Cocky Shitter Shitcock Show

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:10, archived)

Schitler's Cock

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:11, archived)

Little Shit Of Horrors

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:11, archived)

Shitizen Cock

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:12, archived)

Cockfest at Shittany's

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:13, archived)

Dr. Strangecock Or How I Learned to Stop Shitting and Love the Cock

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:15, archived)

I've been looking forward to mcbeef's autobiography.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:19, archived)

i
aphy oll
(97800, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:22, archived)

Cock! Or my mom will poop

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:47, archived)

Give me shit in my cock, keep me shitting
Give me shit in my cock, I pray
Give me shit in my cock, keep me shitting
Keep me shitting till the break of day
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 18:27, archived)

Muff cock shitty limits

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 18:50, archived)

Quick round of cock muff bumhole?

(97800, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 18:53, archived)

you just farted right up my muff!

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 19:18, archived)

morning

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 7:09, archived)

You're not wrong.
Not about this, at any rate.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 7:30, archived)

alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 7:36, archived)

Shake your money-maker.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:01, archived)

That's a collection tin

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:15, archived)

Morning
Back on the bus, not a seat anywhere that hasn't got a uniformed brat on it
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:15, archived)

I do so hate getting the bus.
All those poor people and old people
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:16, archived)

Not much choice
Can't get the train this early on a weekday without paying more than double the normal fare
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:27, archived)

Have you considered a private conveyance, like a car or motorbike, or even a bicycle

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:35, archived)

you never ride alone
when Jesus rides pillion
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$$ ✅, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:45, archived)

H

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:15, archived)

hullo

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:22, archived)

happy DNA day!

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$$ ✅, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:32, archived)

If you're happy and you know it share your dealer's number n
Nighty night folks, I'm off to bed.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 22:06, archived)

night

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mongychops, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 22:17, archived)

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