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, dribble

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:23, archived)
alright Pepe Le Pew

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:19, archived)
bon

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:19, archived)
Terrible bullying

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8426984
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:24, archived)
Some good stuff in this thread

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:53, archived)
Alright mongy

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 21:22, archived)
where?

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 21:51, archived)
Say that to my face, you limp noodle

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 21:09, archived)
that to my face, you limp noodle

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 21:21, archived)
+r
haha, fruck
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 21:39, archived)
what do you have against charts

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 1:34, archived)
He's no dartve

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 6:59, archived)
Morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:04, archived)
CHRIST SHUT UP WILL YOU? NOBODY'S READING ALL THIS SHIT YOU TYPE

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:15, archived)
Your breath stinks

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:20, archived)
Nope

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:21, archived)
Great news!
my brother in law is responding well to treatment and his brain tumour has shrunk! He's got the most agressive type you can get and only 20% of people make it to one year after diagnosis, 5% make it to 5 years. He's getting hyperthermic therapy which seems to be increasing the effectiveness of the other treatments and if it carries on at this rate he may be eligible of surgery or cyberknife which could give him years more to live. We're under no illusions though and, frankly, the fact that he's relatively well at this point is plenty to celebrate.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 14:52, archived)
excellent news
I sincerely hope the cyberknife is better made than its truck relative
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 15:44, archived)
If it only gets recalled 4 times it will be doing better

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 17:22, archived)
THAT'S RIGHT TOUCAN I'M TALKING TO YOU

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 17:23, archived)
I am happy to hear that there is progress garold
And I will keep him in my prayers
May I have his first name please?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 15:50, archived)
DO NOT GIVE PERSONAL INFORMATION TO THIS LUNATIC.

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 15:50, archived)
LOL
What can I do with his first name except pray for him?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 15:52, archived)
I suppose God will know who I mean when I say
Garolds brother in law...
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 15:54, archived)
I'm sure you can spaz back through his previous posts
And find out what hospital he's in then turn up dressed as a nun
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 17:08, archived)
Good ideas. Thanks.
;)
Need to be able to afford a plane ticket.
I'll set up a gofundme
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 18:25, archived)
I'm sure we'll all help you raise the funds

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 19:38, archived)
I don't like it when people are cowards online
And bully others under the shield of anonymity. Everybody here knows my real name and can find me easily. I live in Lucca, Tuscany and it's beautiful. I'm not a lunatic, but I do have depression and a hot temper.

P.s. I didn't mean you. You're lovely
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 19:48, archived)
i live in a pineapple under the sea

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 21:53, archived)
That is good news.
I just got back from my ENT appointment and my suspicious ear canal lump has completely disappeared, which is also good news. I think. They could not see what's wrong with me though. They're sending me for an MRI in a month or so.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 16:49, archived)
Is your ear still hurting?
Glad that the lump has gone...
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 16:55, archived)
They mostly don't hurt.
Mostly.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 18:54, archived)
I'm glad you're having an MRI because it's strange they are hurting some
Even though you have had treatment
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:08, archived)
That is EXCELLENT news
I’m very pleased for you!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 22:18, archived)
Nobody likes a suspicious lump.

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 23:05, archived)
good to hear dude

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 17:21, archived)
Cheerz

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 22:19, archived)
I'm glad to hear that, dude. Fingers crossed for his complete recovery.

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 19:18, archived)
I like this.

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 19:49, archived)
Great news
I'm genuinely happy to hear this
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 21:04, archived)
Thanks!!
Am looking forward to Christmas now!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 22:19, archived)
I hope he keeps fighting
Cancer is an absolute cunt
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 21:08, archived)
It so fucking is
He’s really doing all anyone can though. He’s on a few experimental treatments as well as the usual ones and has put a lot of effort into being healthier and fitter. It’s humbling to see how much he’s doing. I know everyone who faces cancer has a different battle though and I’m only saying this because I’m seeing someone close to me going through it. I have other friends who never even had a chance .
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 22:22, archived)
my dad died of cancer at 63
He wouldn't harm a fly, he even walked in the road at night to avoid treading on snails.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 23:15, archived)
afternoon

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:01, archived)
it's poo o'clock

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:05, archived)
you're not getting into the proper spirit

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:07, archived)
Hey fuck you

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:25, archived)
yeah! *waggles fist from behind mr horrible*

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:29, archived)
PHWOAR

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 14:34, archived)



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(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)
fuck me yourself you coward

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:30, archived)
he'll fuck you till your shits poop

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:31, archived)
promises promises

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:35, archived)
I will too

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 14:35, archived)
-o

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 17:25, archived)
fuck yu

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 17:43, archived)
I say

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 14:34, archived)
afternoon

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:28, archived)
afternoon

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:35, archived)
hi Sam

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:35, archived)
alright shambles

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:37, archived)
not bad ta, u

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:39, archived)
I'm in a holiday caravan

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:42, archived)
you mustn't

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:43, archived)
i can't help it

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:48, archived)
You just did

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 14:35, archived)
Afternoon

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 13:25, archived)
afternoon

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 13:37, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 8:08, archived)
Morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 9:17, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 9:38, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:03, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:14, archived)
bollocks

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:42, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:53, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:05, archived)
that's what I thought

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:14, archived)
evening

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:21, archived)
quiet you

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:33, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:52, archived)

pictures.abebooks.com/inventory/md/md30987239874.jpg
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:02, archived)
They misunderstood the original!
Why is he gleeful about the green eggs and ham?!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:32, archived)
if it's a sequel it'll be because at the ending of "Green Eggs & Ham"
Sam I Am realises he does like green eggs and ham after all

I take it you didn't finish it? Was it too hard for you?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 14:07, archived)
I never bothered with any of those nonsense books. I only know the meme side of things.
Let's be honest; they are far below me.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 14:09, archived)
so you critique from an uninformed perspective?
colour me surprised
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 14:32, archived)
You need to stop taking shitposting seriously on b3ta.com.
Your life will improve by around 700%. You'll still be shit. But closer to not being so.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 14:38, archived)
don't worry
I've never taken any of your posts seriously
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 15:48, archived)
"cope"

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 15:51, archived)
"julian"

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 17:44, archived)
Yo

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:10, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:14, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:24, archived)
not you

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:28, archived)
Alex Hello Salmond

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:25, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:03, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:14, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:44, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:53, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:43, archived)
not any more!

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 13:38, archived)
Morning
- you groovy fuckers
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 7:50, archived)
weird
I refreshed before I posted mine and you weren't there
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 9:30, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 9:30, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:03, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c09eHP_Z9mk&ab_channel=onetwo4q
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 10:06, archived)
morning

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:31, archived)
Alex Salmort

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 21:25, archived)
69
Nice
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 23:00, archived)
A bit of how's-our-Father, who art in heaven
Eternal sleepy cuddles
(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 5:59, archived)
i can't stop sneezing

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:51, archived)
Hold your breath for 20 minutes
Never sneeze again
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:57, archived)
didn't work

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 19:20, archived)
Stop thinking about
amphetamines.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:51, archived)
You can, and you will

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:10, archived)
achoo!

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:34, archived)
BLESS YOU!

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:23, archived)
thank you.
You know people used to say that because they thought sneezing was ejecting evil spirits
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:35, archived)
I thought it was because of the plague
Damn. Now I will be forced to google it.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:38, archived)
I thought you'd gone.
I'm slightly pleased you haven't gone but don't tell anyone or they'll think I'm a prick
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 21:26, archived)
prick

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 22:03, archived)
wanker

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 22:13, archived)
bit rude m8

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 22:57, archived)
Not nearly rude enough

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 23:30, archived)
Thanks :)

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 6:02, archived)
i can't stop snoozing

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 21:24, archived)

youtu.be/ZKbus6Oqxdw?si=oFDK_A__QOwogPQw
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 21:29, archived)
that was a funny

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:52, archived)
Hi Sam thread
alt: hello Sam
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 16:43, archived)
hello sam

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 17:08, archived)
, Sam

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 17:24, archived)
I do not like that Sam-I-am

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 17:31, archived)
Hello Sam

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 17:33, archived)
Green eggs and sam

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 17:35, archived)
Can someone do a joke about alex salmond please?

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 17:44, archived)
no

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 17:51, archived)
If he didn't die of salmonella, I'm out.

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:05, archived)
It was scromboid actually

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 23:07, archived)
Smoked Salmond

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:14, archived)
alEx Salmond

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:14, archived)
Alex Salmoffed

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:33, archived)
alexhaleforthelasttime

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:11, archived)
My brother's kid is called Sam
They're named after my brother's good friend who died just a bit before the kid was born.
And their initials are S.A.M., which is suitably geeky.
But I'm annoyed that the middle name isn't my name, which begins with an A. They've just got just some random A-name, I can't even remember what. It's not like my name's Adolf or anything.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 17:48, archived)
Fuck off Adolf
-f
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 17:49, archived)
Adol

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:11, archived)
+
Would you be able to show me where he touched you on
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:47, archived)
probably because Adrian is a cunt's name
sorry you had to find out like this
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:15, archived)
Alright andy

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:18, archived)
Half the men in my family are Andy
But not me
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:58, archived)
'andy with what? A spanner? A spade? Their fists?

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 19:29, archived)
Like a boxer, but a box o' what?

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:07, archived)

ndy ssfuck
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 23:09, archived)
Anũs?

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:21, archived)
and his little brother Pænüs

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8426800
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:46, archived)
Hi m8

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:25, archived)
Sam,

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:30, archived)
Sorry

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 19:36, archived)
Hello Shambles Buster

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:07, archived)
Hello Mofaha

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:10, archived)
Hello Bou

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 22:26, archived)
WANKSMELL
not really, hullo
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:15, archived)
hi dr

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:17, archived)
hi

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:19, archived)
hi sam

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 15:10, archived)
Ban this sick filth
Not really
MANKSWELL
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:22, archived)
ORITE M8?
Weekend innit.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:26, archived)
fucking is m8, no question

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:30, archived)
?

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:41, archived)
He said NO QUESTION, you muppet!

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:48, archived)
!

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:55, archived)
can you believe this guy

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 13:01, archived)
Some people, Queef's.
Some people.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 15:11, archived)
fuck you, sam. fuck you.

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 15:12, archived)
tl;dr

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:26, archived)
alright sam

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:55, archived)
alright

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 13:00, archived)
Hello Sam

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 13:33, archived)
Hello

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 14:02, archived)
Looks like it’s only 1 click to get on the polulol page, judging by some of the stuff on there
My posts included
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 14:13, archived)
Only needs two clix innit

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 14:25, archived)
Clickin’ dis

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 15:05, archived)
Dick "the click" Wonder keeps the popular page moving

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 14:59, archived)
This too

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 15:06, archived)
I think he may have finger tourettes

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 15:08, archived)
I like this!

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:38, archived)
morning

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 7:53, archived)
morning

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 8:13, archived)
up like larks us eh

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 8:37, archived)
fuck off then

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 9:22, archived)
Bollocks

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 10:13, archived)
morning

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 10:14, archived)
Morno’s bumling

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 10:33, archived)
Bumling on a sunny afternoon

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 10:44, archived)
In the bummertime

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 11:28, archived)
Bummertime City

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 11:30, archived)
Bum

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:10, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 2:01, archived)
cool

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 2:14, archived)
Buttcrack

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 10:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8426819
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:12, archived)
Sheeeee's

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 2:00, archived)
Bollocks

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 2:00, archived)

She's bollock electric trouser?
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 2:01, archived)
electriiic.

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 2:00, archived)
, Trouser

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 2:00, archived)
Morning!
Too cloudy here for Northern Lights, so I am giving up.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 0:17, archived)
we just went out to look, a neighbor got a decent photo from here yesterday but we couldn't see anything tonight

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 0:33, archived)
Take a big shit on top

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 2:00, archived)
Morning.
Just about to check for sky plasma, I'll report back.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 1:16, archived)
Oh I got stoned and forgot.
I'll check again now and report back.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 3:22, archived)
Okay you won't believe this but it happened again.

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 4:00, archived)
London bollocks
Mongy's manor too
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:53, archived)
private property m8

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)
All property is theft!

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 21:39, archived)
You can't own land , or water from the sky . Yet THE man tries.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 22:41, archived)

Mongy's manor too
and they ain't got no swing
'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 21:25, archived)
, Trouser

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 23:52, archived)
Sarf east

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 22:39, archived)
Yeah I was in New Cross

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 23:26, archived)
You were at the 7 seconds of love gig?
It was awesome!
(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 8:32, archived)
I was indeed, and it was

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 10:47, archived)
I miss Live From The Lake
it was such a comfort. do you miss anything? you can't say Hitler.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:14, archived)
PICKLES!

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:15, archived)
yeah they were great weren't they?
where did they all go?
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:17, archived)
PICKLES!

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:18, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx6vHeNt9-Q
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:20, archived)
Funniest shit I ever saw.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:21, archived)
you didn't even look you big fat liar

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:22, archived)
Did too.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:23, archived)
fibber

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:25, archived)
I never lie on the Internet!

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:32, archived)
it's not the internet it's rob's private intranet
you just don't know it yet
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:34, archived)
I miss Trump
twice so far lol
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:17, archived)
Cheryl Baker in the 90s.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:21, archived)
you filthy little pervert

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:38, archived)
Correct.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:56, archived)
i need a good film to watch tonight
do you have any suggestions?

you can't say backdoor sluts 9
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:28, archived)
backdoor sluts 8

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:30, archived)
Cheers

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:36, archived)
Taken 2.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:38, archived)
taken 2 the bridge

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:40, archived)

bridge Klumps
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:41, archived)

Klumps Clangers
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:42, archived)
under the skin

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 20:13, archived)
Transsexual Babysitters 4

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 21:11, archived)
I miss posting on B3ta/talk and it's not getting easier
I hate myself.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:23, archived)
don't worry that's normal

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:25, archived)
:(

(, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 8:22, archived)
a 100 percent of the shots I don't take

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:37, archived)
that's why i drink beer

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:38, archived)
I miss Adam and Joe

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:51, archived)
Eve, m8

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:24, archived)
HOMO
NO
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 20:52, archived)
When do you think the current QOTW is going to end?
How else am I supposed to find witty stories about fat people falling over and moldy houses?
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:21, archived)
that could be a good question for QOTW
you fucking idiot
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:23, archived)
You could try reddit
for a more international flavour of boring moronic liars.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:50, archived)
With added fedoras, cheap katanas and "m'lady".
and a light dusting of "ackcherly!".
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:51, archived)
M’trouser.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:54, archived)
I hate what you just did.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:55, archived)

what just did
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:12, archived)
uwu

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:55, archived)
you are too down for your own good

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:13, archived)

Reddit doesn't have that British flavour of moronic lying, and the weird people who'd usually be the subject of horror stories on here are the writers of stories on there.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:22, archived)
when the current international book tour ends, perhaps

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:52, archived)
i actually read the question wrong
boy do i feel like a sillyhead
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:00, archived)
What a good idea.
Let's all answer every question from now on with "Pickles!".

Who's in?
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:02, archived)
PICKLES!

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:04, archived)
bollocks

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:04, archived)

They're sweaty and they're hairy
Some people find them scary
Amoebic dysentery
My bollocks family.

Duh-duh-duh-dun *click click*
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:18, archived)
Click Clicking this

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:09, archived)
I'm Click Clicking this and so is my wife

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:16, archived)
LOL
Licking my wife
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:31, archived)
gotta keep her clean

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:33, archived)
I don't suppose anyone marked /talk's 20th birthday back in August?
b3ta.com/talk/1

Two decades of asinine gibberish and still going strong!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:06, archived)
"meh"

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:07, archived)

going strong floundering along like a three-quarters-dead dog with brain damage and advanced dog-AIDS
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:07, archived)
mofaha posted more times on here in the last week
than all posts on /board
so what does that mean for the 'main' board?

edit: my quick maths was wrong, he posted 18 fewer messages
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:17, archived)
They're the 100%-dead dog in this analogy.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:18, archived)
fair enough

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:20, archived)
It started with QotW, Tea.
They let "normies" in, with "sensitivities" to certain words and topics, leading to excessive moderation. Crybabies took the edge off the site in general. If anyone posts a disagreement with this, they are one of them, and you should mark them on the list.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:22, archived)
no one ever whinged or whined about the site or its moderation when there was only /board
and if anyone says any different they're lying
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:31, archived)
TRUFAX M8!

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 13:18, archived)
It happened occasionally, before the popular page existed, if something popular dropped off the board without an fp

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:23, archived)
liar

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:30, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8426614
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:40, archived)
Yes like this travesty. Nowadays they let any old shit on the front page
b3ta.com/board/9703055
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 21:29, archived)
that's true
boarders never moaned about anything
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:35, archived)
I'll try harder, I promise

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:13, archived)
pull your fucking socks up
that's all I'm saying
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:30, archived)
we'll hold you to that

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:18, archived)


(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:16, archived)
good lad

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:18, archived)
I perved on a parakeet

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:21, archived)
I had a quick bash to mark the occasion

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:26, archived)
Disgusting!

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 13:20, archived)
smeggy smeg
no offence
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 13:52, archived)
Hello Sam

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 13:55, archived)
Honestly, the mental illnesses in this place should be studied.
Making a new account to "call out alt accounts" of long gone b3tans, is really something special.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 13:59, archived)
Yeah, you're right, Manolith.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 14:07, archived)
Is that what this is? I was wondering.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:25, archived)
Keyword: special

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 16:12, archived)
U mad?
Queef is very much not Dr. Shambolic.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 14:14, archived)
I fucking am m8

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 14:15, archived)
Hi

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 14:16, archived)
Bou is off her meds again

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 14:46, archived)
There's a fucking surprise.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 14:51, archived)
+ I'M KERMIT

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:21, archived)
It needs to die, not to be celebrated.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 16:05, archived)
You could pretend it's dead!
Just remove your bookmark and never come here again. You can do that, can't you? You'd be helping it die on it's arse even faster!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 16:07, archived)
You get these people who like pretending don't you.
Anyone celebrating this place is probably already on a GCHQ list of potential terrorists.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 16:25, archived)
There are at least 2 users that work there.
We're fine.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:48, archived)
You get these people who like pretending don't you.

(, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 20:51, archived)

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