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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 6:58,
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Well,Full many a glorious morning have I seen
Flatter the mountain tops with sovereign eye,
Kissing with golden face the meadows green,
Gilding pale streams with heavenly alchemy
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2025, 10:47,
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I never ever ask, "Where do you go"
I never ever ask, "What do you do"
I never ever ask what's in your mind
I never ever ask if you'll be mine
Come and smile, don't be shy
Touch my bum, this is life
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 10:50,
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Generational poetic talents, and no mistake(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2025, 11:18,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 10:51,
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MORTGEO(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2025, 11:19,
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ME SO GROT(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 12:51,
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Nigga guts and nuts and slabs of human meat, motherfucker (
mongychops, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 21:12,
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Don't say that wordYou'll wake up brb from his slumber, even if you're quoting a lyric
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Your nan’s fishy pie (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 22:26,
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Hi looser's and dweeb's, it's me, top alpha male Queef Smegwin here to bully you(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 12:53,
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Ok, bring it on.Whatcha got?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 12:58,
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The tools of the cyberbullying pro.He's not messing around lads, scatter!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 13:38,
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that's what the people of the town, they called us(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 17:27,
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Arse smegma?That's disgusting. I expected better of you ticklepricks, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 14:19,
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You couldn't bully anything you lanky streak of piss(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Feb 2025, 13:16,
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I fucking could m8 you take that backplease
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 13:24,
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COOK PASS BABTRIDGE(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 13:40,
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IT'S NON ALCOHOLIC DRINK OF THE CLOCK COCK COCK COCK(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 15:39,
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Loser = opposite of winnerLooser = your mum
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 14:24,
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'noon, Hentai Monster.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 14:42,
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Afternoon trouser(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 16:46,
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Imagine how different the world might have been if he hadn't turned his head just then.I'm sure President Marjorie Taylor Greene would be doing a great job right now.
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She's hands-down one of the dumbest people in Congress.It's a miracle she manages to dress herself in the morning.
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.Yeti., Tue 4 Feb 2025, 15:52,
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I am an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade.Care to do battle?
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 17:15,
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You've just blocked your gun trying to load your knife into it as ammo, rendering both useless, so yes.(, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 18:20, archived)
don't you mean 7:32 time for a pooor something?
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 7:36,
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Must be a Tuesday thing(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 8:22,
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Tapeworm.Tempt it out with a mars bar, then grab its head and yank it out.
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what do you want me to doRoll over and shit tapeworms?
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 9:25,
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8:58Working from home today so that's pretty great.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 8:58,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 9:09,
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If only Goose hadn't gotten on no plane, Maverick wouldn't have lost his best friend :'((, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 11:00, archived)
I don't remember what happened in that film except for the homoerotic volleyball scenebut I'll take your word for it that that happened and that it was sad.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 11:59,
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Tom Gores(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Feb 2025, 10:03,
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I've just been a bit busy, sorry.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Feb 2025, 10:01,
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mfwwww2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10342/1738594389/IMG5177.jpeg
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 14:54,
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It's threadrush day. Get with the program, square!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 15:08,
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This is complete madness, I tell you.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 13:24,
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You're an embarrassment(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 13:32,
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i actually ripped a massive hole in my baggy trousers earlier today Right in crotch. Can put my fist through it and have a wazzle
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 13:33,
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What's the first sign of madness?Suggs walking up your garden path!!!
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One giant leap beyondkind.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 13:47,
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I saw this and thought "beyondkind" sounds like some creepy subgroup who identify as ghoststhen realised that they almost certainly exist, whether or not they call themselves that.
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I bet they refer to people like us, who don't share their idiotic beliefs, as "paranormies".(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 14:38,
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Always the rebel...CHEERS
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 12:48,
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Trouser, Cheers,Trouser
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 12:50,
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Too many threads, stop it at once!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 12:47,
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It's BeforeNight.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 12:48,
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I don't hate or like any day of the week more or less than any otherBut I loves a spag bol lol
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Two Hats π©π©, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 8:46,
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Mondays are shit because I have to be in the office. In-person work is soooooo 2010s. Or 2000s. Or 1990s. Or any of the other fucking decades before we figured out that in-person work is a waste of time and energy and fucking hell my line manager is a prick.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 9:02,
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It's ok everyone, I've had a wank now so I'm much calmer. Gosh, you all look lovely today.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 9:30,
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Thanks, I just had my bi-monthly dip in acetone.Keeps the dried-up ghoul look really well.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 11:42,
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Is that twice a month or every two months?Bi-monthly can mean either, and I need to know.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 11:53,
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Tesco Value Natalie Portman.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 12:18,
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It's part of the Trouser Mystique.You'll have to wonder, because I am such a tease.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 12:42,
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Didn’t you know? Everyone who works from home is a lazy unproductive shirker and itβs definitely not jealousy or having a vested interest in commercial property income
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 11:37,
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Morningtwo days at work then away for a whoreliday in Spagna!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 10:04,
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Fuck that shitnow I've passed my language exam I never have to go there again!
though I probaby will at some point as it's a lovely place
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 12:14,
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Are you telling us you're a male prostitute that has FOREIGN EARNINGS, garold?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 12:43,
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not telling you might be the tax
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 21:02,
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How are you all? On a honestly personal level, you ok? I worry (
mongychops, Sun 2 Feb 2025, 21:28,
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Look! A rare b3tan!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 2 Feb 2025, 22:23,
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Whoah, it's someone even older than me.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Feb 2025, 8:20,
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all good mongy, trying times for many but I somehow found my chill, what about yourself (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Feb 2025, 22:14,
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mostly good, headache but my bollock doesn't ache nowhope you're ok m
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I do miss cheery Tomato (
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 15:45,
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I was looking for a Greek wine vessel and Google found me thiswww.ebay.co.uk/itm/267119921696?chn=ps&_ul=GB&mkevt=1&mkcid=28&google_free_listing_action=view_item
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Feb 2025, 21:28,
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AfternoonJust sat down with a cold burrito and started watching the beaver trilogy. It's certainly one of the films of all time.
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if you covered yourself with anusolyou'd completely disappear
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 2 Feb 2025, 17:02,
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I covered myself with Vicks brand Vaporub this morningand my blocked nose completely disappeared; if I covered myself with anusol, would that toggle my blocked nose back into existence, but not the rest of my body?
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if it'll stop you being able to type it's worth a shot(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 2 Feb 2025, 20:24,
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The Pirate BayUploaded by tenement
Sadly you can't order an official DVD, the director doesn't seem to be able to ship it oversees
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Stands to reason.Rhythm & Stealth is all about the lyrics, and Leftism's more melodic.
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.Yeti., Sun 2 Feb 2025, 12:10,
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Looked up Rhythm and Stealth, found Open Up which I didn't know existed, cheers for that (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Feb 2025, 13:52,
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were you living in a cave at the time that came out?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 2 Feb 2025, 15:16,
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ooh chase and status fanWelcome
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 2 Feb 2025, 18:06,
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