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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 12:13, archived)
Yeah

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 12:23, archived)
That's what I thought.

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 12:25, archived)
ps, alright Michael Howard

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 12:24, archived)
Norman Tebbit

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 16:13, archived)
Did you threaten to overrule him?

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 17:13, archived)
Am I ever! Phwooooar

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 12:50, archived)
I know right?
Yes mate.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 12:54, archived)
-think +fist

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 13:00, archived)
Are you thinking what I'm fisting?

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 13:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8453991
(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 15:06, archived)
are you fisting what I'm thinking?

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 13:31, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8453991
(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 15:06, archived)
No. Not a chance.

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 13:04, archived)
You had to ruin this for me, didn't you?

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 13:26, archived)
Yes and you should be ashamed for thinking such things.

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 13:49, archived)
Good, good.

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 13:57, archived)
Yeah, Smegg Wallace poster really is a fucking wanker eh

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 14:12, archived)
For your sake, I hope not

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 14:42, archived)
A thought shared is a thought halved, or something.

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 15:14, archived)
thoughts, you mean
"As a species, we are in danger of letting our ability to think go to our heads."
(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 16:03, archived)
Nah mate.

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 16:18, archived)
The sound of raindrops

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 16:35, archived)
No mate
That is so 1994
(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 16:04, archived)
In 1994 I was thinking "I wish someone would invent b3ta.com/talk so that we could all communicate our deepest fears, loves and desires"

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 16:19, archived)
Kairat Almaty Vs KuPS today, Champions League qualifier, can't wait

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 16:18, archived)
Yes, I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take my medications any more.

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 17:39, archived)
Won’t that mean that your African bum disease comes back?

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 17:41, archived)
Good morning fellow entities

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 6:32, archived)
lol tit

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 6:37, archived)
What's good about it, exactly?

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 9:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8453930
(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 9:10, archived)
Yo

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 9:31, archived)
morning

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 9:43, archived)
Morning

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 10:20, archived)
Good morning fellow netizen

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 10:56, archived)
Well done ladies!

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 20:51, archived)
I'm not a sports fan
But I assume the lionesses won
(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 20:56, archived)
I think he's actually a cannibal who prefers the meat to be falling-off-the-bone tender.

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 20:58, archived)
It went right down to penalties

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 21:02, archived)

alt e
(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 21:28, archived)
So is it a bank holiday tomorrow or not?!!

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 21:11, archived)
Just take the day off regardless

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 21:13, archived)
Cheers

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 21:36, archived)
It's fucking shit football, and I support Charlton.

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 21:50, archived)
All football tastes the same

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 22:39, archived)
It really doesn't.

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 23:12, archived)
afternoon

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 13:40, archived)
Fuck you

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 13:49, archived)
i love it when you talk dirty

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 14:01, archived)
John Selwyn Gummer

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 14:03, archived)
phwoar

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 14:59, archived)
Michael Gove

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:05, archived)
Michael Glove

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:39, archived)
my cool glove

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 21:45, archived)
Come on Engerland

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 16:42, archived)
^

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 16:44, archived)
Unless we get quick wickets it looks like a draw

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 16:52, archived)
oh you

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:01, archived)
Christ, if our hopes are pinned on that furry little bastard it'll all be over before he waddles onto the pitch

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:12, archived)

he waddles ewoks
(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:29, archived)
No, 'e hails a taxi

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 19:35, archived)
In Baltimore today

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 17:23, archived)
I know nothing about Baltimore. Not even a sports team name. I like a balti curry if that helps

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 17:55, archived)
i bet you ask for seconds

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:02, archived)
I'm surprised I can't find a balti more restaurant

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:05, archived)
^ Stringer Bellend

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:33, archived)
go on then

(, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 16:11, archived)
morning

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 7:39, archived)
^ the mongdaddy

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 7:45, archived)
Bollocks from Zurich yeah

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 9:58, archived)
^ insurance tosser

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 10:08, archived)
^gnome with a hard-on

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 10:20, archived)
I like this

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 12:34, archived)
Go from Zurich to the Swiss-French border near Geneva, and it's "gnome with a hadron."

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 20:59, archived)
^ taking the Swiss

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 10:30, archived)
^Tobleronanist

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 10:50, archived)
^ sitting on a pile of stolen Jewish gold like a Nazi dragon

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 11:10, archived)
Funny you should say that, I was in Berlin just yesterday

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 12:16, archived)
I don't want a holiday in the sun

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 12:42, archived)
Go to Norway in winter then

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 14:07, archived)
Did they kick you out when you forgot the words of Take My Breath Away?

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 16:02, archived)
No, no. I was *in* them. All of them.

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 16:52, archived)
alright

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 9:36, archived)
flange

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 10:28, archived)
what’s morning about it?

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 10:29, archived)
dunno m8

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 10:45, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8453889
(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 10:47, archived)
Morning

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 11:00, archived)
evening

(, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 22:36, archived)
Hullo bumstain's
How's yer Saturday? Quiet at work here, pub and takeaway l8r

Not so bad

Also, and I can say with complete certainty, that at some point today I will gunt a gorilla
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:05, archived)
Did my longest run since knackering my foot and felt good
Fooooood later and then I’ll be cornholing a capybara, standard weekend round here
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:31, archived)
I'm still exercising even though my ankles/feet are fucked
Not sure if it's a good idea but inactivity seems to make them worse
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:46, archived)
Yeah that’s my approach. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Until it kills you., but at least I won’t die a fat fuck
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:48, archived)
just as an ankle fucker instead

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 15:26, archived)
Shut your fucking face ankle fucker

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 16:38, archived)
you're an ankle fucker i must say
you fucked your ankle yesterday!
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:19, archived)
^ big gay Ankle

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:25, archived)
I've got a houseful of people
so I'm hiding in the shed.
But I can hear them from here :(
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:36, archived)
move your shed further away from the house

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:42, archived)
hahaha you IDIOT he likes the shed where it is, move the house duh

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:37, archived)
man what an IDIOT

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:45, archived)
This is terrible bullying, I’m reporting you both to the mods so you get stepped for a week

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:49, archived)
sorry all I heard there was 'I'm a bloody great IDIOT'

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:59, archived)
*gazzes Rob*

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 15:03, archived)
That's stepping sorted

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 15:42, archived)
50p ban

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:09, archived)
said the IDIOT

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8453894
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 21:03, archived)
I am at a cat show
My family likes cats so they have made me pay 40 quid to go and sit in a hall that stinks of cat piss
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:48, archived)
Wow that really does sound turbo shit m8

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:34, archived)
cat shit no less

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 23:42, archived)
How much is it usually?

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:38, archived)
$1 😺

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:50, archived)
Cat show?
Fucking stupid fucking cunt show more like
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 18:22, archived)
Feline a bit grouchy?

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 20:25, archived)
Yeah a bit
I have no beef with cats, or cat lovers. I'm angry at something else, and I'm taking it out on this nonsense.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 23:36, archived)
The mental has called 11 times so far today
And I've been to her house for 3 hours, which she can't remember.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:58, archived)
Christ
Surely full time care must be needed by now
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:34, archived)
for /chat users, you mean

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:39, archived)
y

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:45, archived)
It is
But her daughter is the only one who gets to decide that
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:26, archived)
shame she still remembers your phone no.
what are the odds
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 15:27, archived)
Well with these fancy new phones, you don't actually have to type in the number each time you want to call someone.
I've got one myself, in fact. It's mint, verging on reem.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 16:15, archived)
i don't believe you

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 16:48, archived)
It's new memories she can't make
Things she knew 10 years ago, she can still remember
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:27, archived)
I don’t remember calling you at all today…
Also please respect my pronouns of he/him.

(People that have to inform you of their pronouns should just identify as cunts)
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 19:53, archived)
SPUNK on my GUNT

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:05, archived)
k

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:46, archived)

My doctor told me to rub butter on my bad back. I went downhill fast after that.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 15:07, archived)
it reduces friction, me throttling you i mean

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:52, archived)
Morning

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 5:10, archived)
bollocks

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 6:43, archived)
m’bollocks

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 6:46, archived)
hello yes

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 8:07, archived)
hello yes bollocks

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 8:09, archived)
Go back to bed you horrible

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 9:15, archived)
Watching a documentary about the 7/7 bombings
I think the London police aren't very good at London policing
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 9:17, archived)
7/7 great bombers A++++

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 9:20, archived)
3/7
Bomb with a gnome on
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 9:24, archived)
Started watching Oppenheimer last nite

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 9:19, archived)
Saw that at the flicks
#barbiewasbetter
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 9:23, archived)
florence pugh's tits

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 9:27, archived)
Cor!

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 9:30, archived)
She's gorgeous.

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 9:43, archived)
Yes she is.

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 10:00, archived)
I know you won't believe this but i've met her twice, she remembered me too

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 12:35, archived)
Why do you always have to lie, online?

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 12:39, archived)
alright so she didn't remember me, will you accept that?

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:40, archived)
Yeh

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 15:07, archived)
thanks eh

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:55, archived)
hozzle

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 10:56, archived)
Morning

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 11:24, archived)
Cleo Lain-down-dead

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 15:30, archived)
Cleo Slaine

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 15:37, archived)
*applause*

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 15:38, archived)
sychophant
like an elephant having an episode
(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 16:27, archived)
Or an epiphant having an elisode

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 18:36, archived)
Shut up you spastic

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 7:11, archived)
Cleo Flat-Lain

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 15:44, archived)
Mongy’s gonna love this thread

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 15:45, archived)
contains scat

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 16:26, archived)
Sounds well shit

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 9:25, archived)
It's brilliant, hopefully next week have a foood thread or beakering, or both

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 20:17, archived)
lightly buttered squirrel beaks

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 21:06, archived)
Cleo who the fuck was that anyway

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 15:59, archived)
No, that was Clive Anderson

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 16:01, archived)
Cleove Anderson

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 16:03, archived)

Clive Anderson Bruce Wayne
(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 21:49, archived)
97's no age, taken too soon xx

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 16:22, archived)
Dame Cleo Laine, Lady Dankworth was an English singer and actress known for her scat
singing
(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 16:24, archived)
I thought she died ages ago
but looking her up I realised I was thinking of Marti Caine
(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 17:25, archived)
Oh man, I loved Zulus fahsahnds of 'em

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 20:38, archived)
Zulu's petals

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 22:40, archived)
There is no Dana, only Zulus

(, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 23:55, archived)
Are you the keymaster?

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 0:37, archived)
Yes, are you the gatekeeper?
I definitely own multiple keys, anyway.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 8:08, archived)
florence pugh's tits

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 0:54, archived)
barney macgroo's taint

(, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 8:26, archived)

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