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afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Sep 2025, 13:29, Reply)
NO!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 13:37, Reply)
BS!

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 14:01, Reply)
UCK!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 14:04, Reply)
+ If you see a faded sign at the side of the road saying 15 miles to the

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 14:06, Reply)
barnabā́yo bʰéros-kʷe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 15:09, Reply)
dmedff

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 15:13, Reply)
scott,

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 15:21, Reply)
suck on my knob
it's beer on the bog!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 17:41, Reply)
Might I suggest that you fine fellows take your conversation over to b3ta/gaysexchat ?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 18:58, Reply)
404 :(

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 19:36, Reply)
fuck it was working yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 19:40, Reply)
fomo :(

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 20:07, Reply)
Doesn't work for me.
Guess I'd better gaz mongy, he knows about that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Sep 2025, 20:29, Reply)
Gay sex, I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Sep 2025, 20:29, Reply)
gaz sex

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 20:43, Reply)
and Violent Bermings

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 20:48, Reply)
Violent Bummings, more like!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Sep 2025, 23:04, Reply)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 23:36, Reply)
Morning
It’s September
It’s autumn
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 7:42, Reply)
Yep
Yep
Debatable - meteorologically yes, astronomically no
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 9:05, Reply)
What's the astronomical definition?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Sep 2025, 9:21, Reply)
Starts on the equinox, innit
weather.metoffice.gov.uk/learn-about/weather/seasons/autumn/when-does-autumn-start
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 9:31, Reply)
But that implies that winter and summer each start on the respective solstice,
when these are in fact midwinter and midsummer, from an astronomical POV.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:33, Reply)
I don't make the rules, Mr. Tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 11:14, Reply)
not so, if you enforce them and support them they're your rules, you've really fucked up the equinox here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 11:47, Reply)
As the sun moves into Libra at the September equinox it is a time of shifting energy from the fiery, outward summer signs (Leo, Virgo) into the cooler, relational, reflective ones (Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius).
This is a time to 'harvest what you have sown' let go of excess, and prepare for introspection in winter. A chance encounter with a mysterious stranger in the men's toilets will lead to unprecedented growth of your assets.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:05, Reply)
Well you would say that, wouldn't you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:50, Reply)
Lol ass

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 13:03, Reply)
LOL
bra
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 1 Sep 2025, 13:36, Reply)
Lol toilet

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Sep 2025, 13:56, Reply)
lol git

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 17:45, Reply)
lol vest

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2025, 1:58, Reply)
morning
I am unwell
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 9:39, Reply)
I can offer you an appointment in 4 weeks, hopefully you will be better by then.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 9:45, Reply)
Self-inflicted?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:00, Reply)
nope, got a cold

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:19, Reply)
Please don't ruin Barry Gibb's birthday

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:06, Reply)
Fucks sake
THANKS Google calendar
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 11:46, Reply)
Aw, but I'm not finished with summer yet!

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 9:50, Reply)
Sorry
you'll have to put it in its box again till next year
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:00, Reply)
willies

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:06, Reply)
It's not willy winter yet

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 13:46, Reply)
Spring and autumn no longer exist.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:13, Reply)
That's clearly not true on /talk!
Oh wait, I thought you said spunk and autism. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:18, Reply)
You can't say spunk and autism.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:28, Reply)
Are you mocking my lisp? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 10:37, Reply)
Yeth

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 11:35, Reply)
GEOTHTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 13:03, Reply)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 13:33, Reply)
Morning
It's my youngest niece's 18th birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 11:30, Reply)
Spanishfly has left the chat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 12:18, Reply)
Heh

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 13:39, Reply)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 12:18, Reply)
'ernoon

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 14:01, Reply)
barnabā́yo bʰéros-kʷe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 23:57, Reply)
Hi A-hole's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 13:30, Reply)
Hi-ahee...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 31 Aug 2025, 14:43, Reply)
Tell you what bruv this thread is well peng

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 16:10, Reply)
super pang

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 16:17, Reply)
Super cres

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 16:27, Reply)
I bought this great aftershave the other day.
It's got a peng pong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 31 Aug 2025, 16:27, Reply)
The most common response to "Thank you" in New Jersey is currently "Of course"
🥷🏻 barnabā́yo bʰéros-kʷe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 16:27, Reply)
The A-hole team!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 17:03, Reply)
'i ain't gettin on no cock'

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 19:11, Reply)
You will after we give you some 'milk'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 19:32, Reply)
I love it when a plan cums together

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 20:14, Reply)
He loves it when a glans comes together

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 22:19, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 7:51, Reply)
Hi Rich

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 31 Aug 2025, 8:34, Reply)
alright Smegg it's like a cooking show round here

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 8:53, Reply)
Can't smegg won't smegg

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 31 Aug 2025, 9:37, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 8:56, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 9:29, Reply)
Hey ya

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 9:31, Reply) 

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(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 10:30, Reply)
innit doe

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 10:53, Reply)
They have only one ponis, but two testiclons
Shocking
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 20:33, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8456209
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 20:45, Reply)
I’m not sure if this is Dadaist humour or if you’re having a stroke.
Either way, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 23:18, Reply)
Huh-huh, stroke.
/Beavist humour
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 23:19, Reply)
lol gastro

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 3:08, Reply)
I've ordered the parts to build a pc, I've never built a pc before. What have you never built a pc before?
Please try not to say Hitler ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 15:42, Reply)
My first job was building PCs, so yes
Haven’t built one in 20 years though

one Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 15:52, Reply)
i used to build pcs also
i build my current hitler pc also as well too
at least you don't have to manually set the clock multiplier these days
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 16:05, Reply)
I have never even attempted to build a pc
Coordination is not my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 16:20, Reply)
Thanks for not saying Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 20:48, Reply)
Mein pleasure

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 31 Aug 2025, 8:55, Reply)
Built an entire one, no.
I did replace the panel on mine with the power button, USB ports and so on on it, which involved disconnecting and reconnecting a million cables, so it almost felt like building an entire Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 30 Aug 2025, 16:22, Reply)
mechahitler

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 16:59, Reply)
I built a shed
I'd built sheds from kits before, but in 2021 I designed and built a shed from scratch, it cost a couple of grand and it's fucking brilliant. I'm selling my house and I'll miss my shed more than anything else on the property.

I use pcs, but I tend to just acquire older machines and put linux on them.
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 17:17, Reply)
also, Hitler

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 17:17, Reply)
i also built a shed from scratch after being disappointed with the quality of kits
#SHEDTALK
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 17:36, Reply)
Just build a shed out of bricks. Put a roof on. Not that hard.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 18:05, Reply)
a lot harder and more expensive than a timber clad wood frame

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 18:30, Reply)
what if you build the bricks out of sheds

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 18:38, Reply)
that's exactly the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that built the British Empire my lad

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 18:58, Reply)
I've never bothered.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 18:03, Reply)

That's what she said!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 30 Aug 2025, 19:04, Reply)
I built a fat doobie
and immediately flushed it down the loo - drugs are bad
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 30 Aug 2025, 18:16, Reply)
a loobie

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 18:34, Reply)
lolbie

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 30 Aug 2025, 18:39, Reply)
I have built several PCs. I also crafted a wooden external hard drive enclosure when I was a student as I couldn’t afford a proper one.
Turns out that wood does not have the heat dissipation and fire resistance properties of steel, who would have thought?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 20:11, Reply)
*belm*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Aug 2025, 20:12, Reply)
you built a shed for your PC?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 20:13, Reply)
méǵh₂n h₁nómn̥ yeh₂kʷóps deyewós-kʷe, ǵʷih₃wō Br̥éstl̥-gʷe. h₁ésti sū́-dʰghés. ǵʰóws bʰérō barnabā́yo bʰéros-kʷe. wélióm bʰérō barnabā́yo. sóm gʷḗm héyh₂t gʷrā́nsi̥yām. héyh₂t gʷrā́nsi̥yām. sémis népōr séygʷʰ-mé gʷríh₂wom kéh₂wt. né wéliyóm.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Aug 2025, 13:40, Reply)
barnabā́yo bʰéros-kʷe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 13:49, Reply)
The very same.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Aug 2025, 13:50, Reply)
So weird; your sig is almost exactly my response on seeing this.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 14:04, Reply)
he sounds like barnabā́yo bʰéros-kʷe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 14:05, Reply)
Nam-myoho-renge-kyo

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 14:27, Reply)
wom kéh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 14:47, Reply)
Alright George, let it go now, Disney owns star wars

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 15:00, Reply)
PARK LIFE

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 30 Aug 2025, 14:27, Reply)
alright gonz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 14:28, Reply)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Aug 2025, 14:29, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 14:47, Reply)
méǵh₂n thee gʷrā́nsi̥yām

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 20:47, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 8:50, Reply)
Rich

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 30 Aug 2025, 8:52, Reply)
alright Smegg it's like a cooking show round here

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 8:55, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 9:17, Reply)
I cooked fuck all. Pulled a nostril hair out and sneezed my head off. Solve that scientist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 23:15, Reply)
I know it can make you sneeze but I had no idea it could stop you cooking.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 0:49, Reply)
I get my nostrils waxed by my barber.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 30 Aug 2025, 8:28, Reply)
alright
Cooked a chilli, miles davis on the streaming service.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Aug 2025, 18:31, Reply)
I'm sure I can strike this to say
Crevice

But I'm pissed
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 29 Aug 2025, 18:47, Reply)
hth
this Crevice
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 18:52, Reply)
^potd

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 19:10, Reply)

Coo Suc ch w i y
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 19:22, Reply)
alright Dozemeister
I'm playing The Möbius Machine and it's fucking nails.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 29 Aug 2025, 19:57, Reply)
I'm too old for properly nails games.
Just can't be fucked with the stress and anxiety of playing them.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Aug 2025, 20:15, Reply)
I know what you mean.
I've watched theradbrad on YouTube play through stuff like Returnal and Cuphead that's blatantly too hard for me, and I had to ditch my Steam controller and go back to my old XBox 360 one for this just because it actually has two j-pads. The visuals are gorgeous, though.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 29 Aug 2025, 20:19, Reply)
I need to get back to Metroid Prime, got stuck on a boss months ago

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Aug 2025, 20:50, Reply)
Get back on Jet Set Willy you lightweight

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 21:04, Reply)
-Jet Set +a fat

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 21:06, Reply)
^Metroid sub-Prime

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 21:41, Reply)
Caruncles in birds include those found on the face, wattles, dewlaps, snoods, and earlobes.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 2:13, Reply)
For pet lovers around the globe, "It's a Matter of Luck" is a collection of heart warming stories of horse rescues from the slaughterhouse.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 15:04, Reply)
really exciting to think that in just a few short hours there'll be nothing on the popular page

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 22:29, Reply)
everything popular tastes the same

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 22:46, Reply)
Someone better say something funny then.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 22:58, Reply)
Willies.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 22:59, Reply)
Tree out of severn here
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn5edp4d9yxo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 12:55, Reply)
1/7 GUNTSMEG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 12:57, Reply)
2/7 a somewhat smeggy gunt with some of the smeg scraped off but mostly lots of smeg all over the gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 13:06, Reply)
5/7 Fuck you and all your stupid idiot friends

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 14:34, Reply)
1/7 a moral victory if not an actual victory

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 14:50, Reply)
5/7 some lucky guesses #blog

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 15:22, Reply)
2/7 thanks obama

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 15:48, Reply)
7/7
Bingo Flag
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 29 Aug 2025, 15:58, Reply)
ooohh well done

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 18:07, Reply)
Poo / bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 16:05, Reply)
8/10 Flag shagging cum farts

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 16:16, Reply)
4/7
Only one guess
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 16:47, Reply)
3 guesses, only one correct

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 16:53, Reply)
ε/λ

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 16:58, Reply)
canadian?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 17:26, Reply)
God dam loch Ness monster

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 17:34, Reply)
3/7
should've guessed the woke answers
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 19:16, Reply)
Morningo

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 29 Aug 2025, 7:10, Reply)
Ello

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 7:52, Reply)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Aug 2025, 8:03, Reply)
Titso

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 8:25, Reply)
GEOSTORMO

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 8:57, Reply)
O ROOT SMEG

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 9:50, Reply)
And I did

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 11:27, Reply)
Buongiorno

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 9:00, Reply)
Paetongtarn Shinawatra y/n/o

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Aug 2025, 10:25, Reply)
eats children

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 11:36, Reply)

y/n/o, turtle power!
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 12:12, Reply)
Bumholio

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 11:40, Reply)
TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Aug 2025, 11:59, Reply)
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 12:28, Reply)
Yes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Aug 2025, 12:43, Reply)
Die-ler Harris

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 12:37, Reply)
No I'd never heard of him either

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 12:37, Reply)
It's been a busy International Day against Nuclear Tests so far

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 12:38, Reply)
I’ve just dropped a couple of megatons in the toilet bowl to celebrate

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 12:43, Reply)
Clintons started doing cards back in March
Fucking crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 13:12, Reply)
FUCK YEAH FRIDAYO

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 12:43, Reply)
Flag bingo is getting too easy

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 18:07, Reply)
I don't know what that means, sorry

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 18:27, Reply)
I don’t know what that means and I’m not even sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 18:31, Reply)
I don't know what that means and you will be sorry

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 18:36, Reply)
I don't know what that means and my favourite Ronnie Corbett show was Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 18:42, Reply)
LANGUAGE TIMOTHY!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Aug 2025, 19:12, Reply)
I don't know what that means, sorry / not sorry

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 19:48, Reply)
Flingo bag? Si!
Steggy toote nay.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 19:49, Reply)
I'm Sorry I've Written A Flag

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 20:32, Reply)
4 and 1, migrants begone
7 and 8, douse roundabouts in paint
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 20:48, Reply)
flingo, maybe yours won't catch on

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 22:42, Reply)
Purple Aki has died, maybe WEEOO WEEOO

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 23:09, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 29 Aug 2025, 0:25, Reply)
Purple Aki has died, maybe WEEOO WEEOO

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Aug 2025, 6:18, Reply)
Hullo bumstain's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 12:04, Reply)
bit rude

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 12:10, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 12:23, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 12:11, Reply)
you 'eard

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 12:23, Reply)
Yes, but I'm not actually bumstain's, whoever that is

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 12:36, Reply)
He was a prince amongst men, we shall not see his like again 😢

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 13:44, Reply)

ag bumst
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 15:05, Reply)
your all gay

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 13:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8386461
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 14:18, Reply)
^textbook bumstain's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 14:36, Reply)
al’right

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 12:43, Reply)
Smeggy sme'g

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 14:40, Reply)
Hello crevice smear

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 12:48, Reply)
*wipes*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 15:24, Reply)
Gd'ay

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 12:53, Reply)

d'
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 13:30, Reply)
Howdy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 14:40, Reply)
Hey babe

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 12:56, Reply)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 14:40, Reply)
+ my old friend
I've gone and shit my pants again
Because my rectum slowly seeping
Left a stain while I was sleeping....
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 13:32, Reply)
(Paul Simon and Shart Arsespunkel)

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 13:34, Reply)
And emission that was sharted in my pants
Not just farts
Within the sound of squelching
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 13:37, Reply)
Great teamwork here chaps

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 14:41, Reply)
Not now, Richard

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Aug 2025, 14:06, Reply)
If not now, when?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 14:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/4563368
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 15:22, Reply)
A SuperMatt classic there.
Remember him? No, me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 16:27, Reply)
"The internet made flesh"
b3ta.com/talk/6208225
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 16:34, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 5:56, Reply)
get up you lazy bastards

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 7:01, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 8:07, Reply)
bit needy m8

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 9:08, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 9:47, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8456074
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 8:08, Reply)
Oooh what a lovely Thursday!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 8:47, Reply)
Hello.
What’s making you miserable or not miserable today, MiseryCunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 8:48, Reply)
everything

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 9:24, Reply)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 9:16, Reply)
Hey look, an old person! Get him!
Morning CowJam.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 9:21, Reply)
how's tricks?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 9:56, Reply)
Every day is the same old thing really: wake up, take a shit, get out of bed, carry on with my life.
Might be buying a house soon though, which is nice. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 10:01, Reply)
Not bad thanks.
I miss the old messageboards. I've had to block reddit because I end up wasting so much time on there but I only ever got a sense of community from it when I was a mod.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 10:05, Reply)
I hear you.
b3ta.com/talk/8420053
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 10:06, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 10:16, Reply)
Facebook killed messageboards and forums by allowing people to talk to people they actually knew,
then changed into an algorithm driven shit show so everyone left and now there's nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 12:13, Reply)
Does lying in a shitted bed motivate you to get up then?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 10:48, Reply)
and no shower too

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 11:27, Reply)
Hopefully when he buys his house he will have access to a shower AND a toilet

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 13:56, Reply)
No, it's the only bit of the day I truly enjoy.
But it can't last forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 11:33, Reply)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Aug 2025, 9:49, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 10:10, Reply)
It is my solemn duty to report that Purple Aki has died.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 Aug 2025, 21:53, Reply)
Thanks, I saw that on /links, never heard of the cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 22:01, Reply)
Fucking hell, that’s a blast from the past.
The muscular boys of Liverpool can breathe easy once again.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 22:05, Reply)
Is this some kind of joke?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 22:22, Reply)
"The following year he had the 10-year ban on touching men’s biceps lifted..."

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 22:33, Reply)
Purple Rpi
fucking hell it's not much to work with
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 22:23, Reply)
Deathly Pale Aki

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Aug 2025, 22:28, Reply)
Don't let the name put you off it's great beer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 22:34, Reply)
Thanks for not making a shit pun about it.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 28 Aug 2025, 3:52, Reply)
Blue Aki

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 6:32, Reply)
Purple Akilled

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 9:09, Reply)
Cause of death should be known biceptember

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 28 Aug 2025, 10:11, Reply)
Heh.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 28 Aug 2025, 11:25, Reply)
Happy now
Wine and trash TV, innit. Thank you for a moment of attention and warranted derision.

Stand down.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 20:22, Reply)
AI is really great and you should buy some

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 20:52, Reply)
AI can help you when choosing wine! Did you know, barley and ginger are common sources of wine!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 20:57, Reply)
Jesus titting Christ
Ai is bunk and can get in the fucking sea
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 21:29, Reply)
Also: carrot!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 22:21, Reply)
AI no corrida, true story

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 22:07, Reply)
Evening
I'm miserable. Say something amusing or cheering, so i don't hurt myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 18:34, Reply)
No.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Aug 2025, 18:35, Reply)
Not you, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 18:51, Reply)
Can’t help you there.
I haven’t said anything amusing since b3ta.com/talk/3692236
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 18:38, Reply)
literally lol
"LLOL"
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 20:08, Reply)
Trying to make complete strangers complicit in/responsible for your own self-harm is a massive red flag.
Please seek support, advice or help from an actual friend/relative or a reputable support service.

Alt:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nobody knows, but now the road is pissed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 19:12, Reply)
What if they're the problem?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 19:19, Reply)
Use ai

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 19:47, Reply)
Fuck ai
Fucking hate ai
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 20:06, Reply)
No it's funny

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 20:50, Reply)
If they're (plural) the problem, then you're (singular) probably the actual problem.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 20:24, Reply)
Mate, don't say that to a depressed autist
I've been told I'm wrong all my life.
It's taken 50 years to get to a position where my bullshit is in some way useful, and I'm not going to back down now.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 21:32, Reply)
I like uou, but fuck off with your needy bullshit, I'm not your mate

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 22:03, Reply)
Live, Laugh, Love

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 19:22, Reply)
my best surviving (I hope) mate has gone awol
undelivered messages for 6 days, can't get through on phone

Yaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 19:22, Reply)
Do you have any mutuals you could reach? Through Facebook, maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 19:48, Reply)
Nope
Resorted to using the contact form on his work website
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 20:05, Reply)
oof that sucks

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 20:07, Reply) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 19:34, Reply)
Hello Invisible Wizard, I'm sorry you're miserable
I hope it blows over and you're not miserable soon
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 22:45, Reply)
Yowsah, I've just had an early lunch and it was SPICY!!!
my lovely neighbours dropped off a pack of Korean food and I think I may have misunderstood it and eaten a very hot kimchi side dish as a meal in itself. Anyway. It was very tasty but I could not quite finish it.

Have you misunderstood any food recently?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 11:47, Reply)
no I don't think so

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 11:54, Reply)
Yes I was eating a nice sandwich and it said "mmmgmfmfmmf" and I said "what" but it came out as "whffn" because I had my mouth full and it said something again but I just kept chewing and ate it anyway so I don't know what it said

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 11:56, Reply)
all misunderstood food tastes the same

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 12:07, Reply)
Yeah, I bought some alphabetti spaghetti but it was just a load of gibberish

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Aug 2025, 12:08, Reply)
Mine only ever spells OOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 12:11, Reply)
The clumsiest pasta is spaghetti oops.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Aug 2025, 12:35, Reply)
george likes his chicken spicy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 13:04, Reply)
You're turning in to Jimmy.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 13:51, Reply)
Jimmy's going down!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 15:01, Reply)
U-oh, there are rumblings
this meal may be rather fast on the throughput.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 13:12, Reply)
ARGHFUCKINGHELL!!!
that was a short stay for that lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 13:31, Reply)
"I could not quite finish it"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 15:04, Reply)
You ought to tag mongy, you know how much he loves FOOOOOOOOD threads.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 Aug 2025, 14:01, Reply)
#mongychops #foodthreads #b3tashouldhavehashtags #camelknobbing

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 16:59, Reply)

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