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one more sleep!

(piss and shit, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 5:59, archived)
go back to bed then

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 6:16, archived)
Merry Christmas insomniacs!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 9:29, archived)
night

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 22:12, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 16:37, archived)
I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 16:59, archived)
no-one expects the anecdote supposition

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 18:26, archived)
carefully insert a miniature Christmas tree up your anũs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 17:02, archived)
fairy nuff

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 17:06, archived)
Ooh, that's gonna tear coming out.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Dec 2025, 18:26, archived)
Apparently Walliams and Brand really are sex pests, who saw that coming eh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 17:37, archived)
It's always the ones you most suspect.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 17:43, archived)
/links, you mean.
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 17:51, archived)
Careful
TBL will hit you with one of his classic wind-ups, and you won't even see it coming
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 20:36, archived)
Oh man, he'll stitch me up like a kipper and no mistake

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 20:37, archived)
As it is currently 7. 53pm, I cannot reciprocate

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 19:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8464433
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 20:07, archived)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 22:11, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 6:18, archived)
smegg

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 7:32, archived)
Wizzular D

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 8:49, archived)
Smeggulon B

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 10:52, archived)
CORRECTAMUNDO

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 10:56, archived)
Happy Christmas Eve Eve

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 8:11, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 8:49, archived)
Christmas Adam
/little_bit_Biblical
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 10:53, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 8:46, archived)
Richard.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 8:49, archived)
Greetings.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 9:14, archived)
Aardvark.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 10:02, archived)
I'm "working" today and tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 9:21, archived)
Is that a euphemism for wanking?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Dec 2025, 9:32, archived)
Everything I say is a euphemism for wanking
Literally everything
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 9:50, archived)
^euphemism for wanking

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Dec 2025, 12:17, archived)
The euph of today, I don't know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 13:09, archived)
Bloody hell

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 9:39, archived)
stick a bauble down your japper

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 11:04, archived)
OK, now what?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 11:06, archived)
Fetch the suitcase from the van.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 11:38, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 12:31, archived)
And at a push
Some Trevor Francis track suits
From a mush in Shepherds Bush
Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 15:11, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 12:03, archived)
it's snowing, it's a christmas miracle

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 12:48, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8464424
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 13:17, archived)
Been at A&E since 3am
Other half has what could be pancreatitis. There have been several ‘characters’ here in the last few hours. A couple of burly coppers are guarding one blood-covered miscreant.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 6:08, archived)
Hope he's alright! Talk about bad timing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 8:20, archived)
He’s had oramorph so a bit less pain
I came back for a shower, snooze and some thing to eat. Heading back in about half hour v
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 9:28, archived)
Blimey. Well best of British. Hope he comes home soon

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 9:49, archived)
It's always an interesting place

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 9:35, archived)
Dying at home for Christmas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:26, archived)
Die-a Rea

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:27, archived)
Dying 3 days 'fore Christmas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:30, archived)
Road to Smell

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:31, archived)
Gone fishy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:33, archived)
On the Slab

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:35, archived)
Aublergh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:36, archived)
Cool (It's Over)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:37, archived)
Chris sub-Prime

I don’t know any more of his songs
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:37, archived)
Neither does he now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:45, archived)
Chris Rea-rly Departed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:36, archived)
Chris is Rea Puma

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:36, archived)
Genuine IRL LOL out loud on the floor laughing

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 17:13, archived)
Poor dua lupa. Marrying him was her only chance of remaining famous for more than 15 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 16:11, archived)
who?
Guess that didn't work out too well for her then
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 16:16, archived)
Dua Rea??

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 17:28, archived)
She should have married Roger Moore,
so that when they got divorced Arnie could shout IT'S NOT A DUA MOORE
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 17:38, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Dec 2025, 21:11, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 23 Dec 2025, 0:06, archived)
Chris Really Dead

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 17:53, archived)
Chris 'don't let the door hit you in the' Rea

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 18:09, archived)

:(
Road to Hell was the first proper album I owned.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 23:06, archived)
What was the first improper album you owned?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 23:11, archived)
I mean, you'll have to check with Queef, but I'm not sure that's a proper album :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 23:43, archived)
mornjng

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 8:20, archived)
evejng

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 9:25, archived)
Mourning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 9:30, archived)
sorry for your loss

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 11:34, archived)
I'm feeling rough

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 9:31, archived)
Oh dear
Did you make a pig of yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 9:42, archived)
Hangover?
Or have you got the bug?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 10:30, archived)
afternooh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 12:15, archived)

Cheers.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 13:58, archived)
hes rissen lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 14:10, archived)
monging

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 12:24, archived)
They've found a man's body by the stream just round the corner from where I live.
Might go and have a look later, it's what Rob Reiner would have wanted.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 13:18, archived)
Stand By Stream

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 13:21, archived)
that is me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 13:24, archived)
I'm so sorry for our loss

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 13:31, archived)
ur ded lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 13:35, archived)
Lets raise a glass lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 13:36, archived)
a toast lol: hes ded lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 13:40, archived)
i luv him 5eva lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 14:02, archived)
in or hartes lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 14:09, archived)
Driving a hearse for Christmas

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:00, archived)
I feel that this deserved a new thread.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:27, archived)
Driving Home for Christmas but not making it because you’re dead

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8464372
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:27, archived)
I didn’t want to cause a fuss.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 17:53, archived)
Or pick a fight
Just want you to tell me if you think you can
Baby, can you dig your man?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 22:29, archived)
morning

(piss and shit, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 7:52, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 4:35, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 0:05, archived)
At least the days are getting longer now

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 0:05, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 0:14, archived)
bollocks it is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 0:15, archived)
Bollocks it was

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 0:35, archived)
Did you know this was the shortest bollocks of the year?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 1:02, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 0:14, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 7:41, archived)
Good morning fellow humans
Shortest day today! Cos-play druids at Stonehenge and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 8:12, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 9:09, archived)
smegg

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 13:46, archived)
Happy winter solstice!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 9:35, archived)
Slightly later sunsets for the win 🏆

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 13:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glb-pA9Lj2w&t=6s
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 11:22, archived)
Spring soon

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 21 Dec 2025, 11:41, archived)
spoon, maybe yours will catch on

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 11:55, archived)
sproon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 11:58, archived)
sprion

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 12:44, archived)
Mine caught on the door as I went past
And it was very painful
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 15:03, archived)
There is no spoon.
Not any more, anyway.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 18:21, archived)
GUFFCHEESE

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 20:48, archived)

SE RS
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Dec 2025, 20:58, archived)
💨🍻

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 21:50, archived)
evening

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 19:00, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 19:34, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 19:44, archived)
goodnight

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 19:54, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 23:30, archived)
morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 23:30, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2025, 0:18, archived)
morning

(piss and shit, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 9:11, archived)
inside job

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 10:14, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 10:24, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 11:12, archived)
Trying to find a bread gauge like those old cake plungers they used to sell, can't find anything with a crumb guide, ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 12:10, archived)
seriously does nobody care about crust differential any more

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 12:16, archived)
is this a sex thing?

(piss and shit, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 14:18, archived)
Yes.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 14:52, archived)
why would a loaf tin have the word BREAD embossed on the side so that the loaf comes out with BREAD written on it
i know what it is you fuck i just baked it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 15:29, archived)
It’s so blind people don’t mistake it for trifle

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 15:46, archived)
Could be a cake otherwise

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 16:13, archived)
a cake made of bread, no sir

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 18:19, archived)
a bit disappointed no one called me out on all that "bread gauge" and "cake plungers" bollocks, standards slipping here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 18:37, archived)
Plunge that cake all you like
I'm not kinkshaming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 19:38, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 13:11, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 13:16, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 15:46, archived)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 18:38, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 4:43, archived)
Stomper

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 5:04, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 2:31, archived)
Go to bed you snorting arse bastard

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Dec 2025, 2:39, archived)
Blimey, just 1 out of 7. Tapped out
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjdrp53993zo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 14:26, archived)
6/7 all guesses

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 14:42, archived)
6/7
is a popular Internet phenomenon, especially among Generation Alpha, that originated in early 2025. The phrase and accompanying hand gesture have no fixed meaning and are generally used as a nonsensical inside joke.
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Dec 2025, 15:19, archived)
b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 15:35, archived)
6/7 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 16:38, archived)
Exactly

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 18:12, archived)
i did very well

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 14:49, archived)
LIAR

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Dec 2025, 15:20, archived)
my popularity increased and i won a prize

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 15:32, archived)
Clicking this

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Dec 2025, 16:33, archived)
see?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 17:41, archived)
Ignores

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Dec 2025, 18:34, archived)
quatro

(piss and shit, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 14:55, archived)
6/7 half guesses

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 19:26, archived)
5/7

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 19:43, archived)
going out for food tonight so I'm going to have to shave a proper mouth-hole into my facial hair, thanks for asking

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 20:30, archived)
sexy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 22:49, archived)
Put it in properly this time please

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Dec 2025, 0:05, archived)
you're eating mouths?

(piss and shit, Sat 20 Dec 2025, 9:12, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 6:00, archived)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 7:22, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 7:56, archived)
last day at work until 2026
Might roger a reindeer
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 8:17, archived)
Make sure it's Olive, the bitch.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 8:18, archived)
you’ve lost me there

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 8:22, archived)
Olive the reindeer is a greasy slut
pass it on
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Dec 2025, 8:26, archived)

on around
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 9:08, archived)
"Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN! Come, OLIVE! you SCATWHORE! now ESSEN mein SCHEIßE!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 11:53, archived)
I've been looking, for the answer, are we human, or are we SCATWHORE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 14:22, archived)
Olive, the other reindeer. Properly bullied Rudolph.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 8:41, archived)
"Otherreindeer" explains it, Olive was actually an otherkin mental in a reindeer costume.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 12:08, archived)
Hey look it's the right wing joke!
I've not see this joke in weeks!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 12:30, archived)
My friends call me 2can 😢

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 18:19, archived)
Olive My Love

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 11:23, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 8:58, archived)
Anyone else enjoying that Nas & DJ Premier album?
High quality boom bap.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 9:24, archived)
Steamed boombaps

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 9:58, archived)
It's easily as good as the Common & Pete Rock album from last year.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 10:38, archived)
-Common & Pete +Kid

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 14:50, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 10:01, archived)
Anthony 'paid the' Price
no, me neither
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:59, archived)
Anthony Price cut

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 15:23, archived)
Anthony sub-Price

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 15:33, archived)
Anthony Steam Bum Price

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Dec 2025, 1:36, archived)
Antfood Price
I think this might actually be my worst one ever
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 15:34, archived)
The Price is Dead

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 15:39, archived)
Price tagged

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 15:42, archived)
The Anthony formerly known as Price

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 16:51, archived)
Top phrase of 2025:
"luxury meat mask"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 18:06, archived)
Anthony Free at last

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 21:51, archived)
afternoon?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:42, archived)
yes?

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:49, archived)
arse

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:24, archived)
geo

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:34, archived)
sem

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:35, archived)
d

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:37, archived)
jac

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:38, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:49, archived)
boon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:25, archived)
baro

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:34, archived)
rge

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:35, archived)
en

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:35, archived)
me

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:37, archived)
ob

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:38, archived)
Nah

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:56, archived)
dil

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:25, archived)
we

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:35, archived)
dff

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:37, archived)
khai

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:37, archived)
dy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:38, archived)
It is indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:57, archived)
baro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:25, archived)
came here to say this

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:35, archived)
nt

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:35, archived)
denko

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:37, archived)
er

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:39, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 7:00, archived)
Merry Smeggmas

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 7:48, archived)
Morning
I am already fucked off with work. I'd rather be drinking Bailley's.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 8:33, archived)
steaming on the bumholes of giants
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 9:22, archived)
I have nothing to give but blood, sweat, steam and bums

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 9:39, archived)
Some are born with steamed bums
some achieve steamed bums, and some have steamed bums thrust upon them
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 9:57, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 9:37, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 12:47, archived)
damentalist christianity

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 11:19, archived)
ambulist

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:34, archived)
nel cake

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:34, archived)
funnel cake? is that a sex thing?

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:49, archived)
I've just looked it up and no
it's an ugly as fuck american food
(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:51, archived)
from a purely factual point of view, that does not necessarily mean it is not a sex thing
but yeah it looks like deep-fried crispy brains
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:54, archived)
it's a fried thing
Funnel cake is a sweet, deep-fried pastry made from a thin batter poured through a funnel into hot oil in a circular, web-like pattern, creating a crispy, lacy dessert often dusted with powdered sugar and served at public executions in Gilead.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:52, archived)
has anyone done 'funnel cake spider' yet?

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:36, archived)
HERE IS WHAT OUR READERS ARE SAYING:
“These are the cutest funnel cakes I’ve ever seen–brilliant! I am definitely adding this to my fun Halloween treat list. Thank you!” – Shannon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:45, archived)

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