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[challenge entry] Extreme enough??
(Grassie Blackboard enthusiast, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Nice seam iron ;>)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# them black holes be dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Oh the ironing
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Iron out the seams
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# woo!! mind the piss :))
they have their own board apparently!! b3ta.com/board/10729950
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Fookin 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Aargh, Doppelfuhrers
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
this gives me teh fears
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# This is 99% more disturbing/arousing than it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# The one on the left has tried to do an empire-line thing with the ribbon
I approve of this. The one on the right can piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Fucking hell Ninj, fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# you owe me new pants, fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I get this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Wouldn't. Wouldn't. (unless drunk*)
(* these days a can of top deck shandy and I'm anyones)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Scary
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# haha have we seen them both recently?!
*rubs*blinks*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Home again, home again.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# YAY
\o/
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# this is making me unexpectedly gleeful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# And in other news: bemused platypus eyes ecstatic delivered keyhole
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I'm loving the denizens
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# in a physical sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Well they are just the right shape - but no!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# 0_0
i hadn't considered their shape before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Yay! Denizens!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# A Keyhole gets delivered, and a duck looks at it
What's not to get, man?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Bored, drew cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# *genuine LOL*
XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# A keyhole with eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Jiggety jig
Good evening J J
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# A small victory for royal mail.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# they've already had one
sixty fucking pence for a stamp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# and only now getting near what it actually costs
The only reason it's gone up 10p this time is because the regulators block several smaller increments of price increase, so when the prices are allowed to move it seems like a massive sudden jump
/royal mail blog
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# only taking the piss
60p is still fuck all for having letters delivered all over the country
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Did I miss something?
I thought he had to go through the entire journey of Coffe and TV before he got back
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Thank heavens! I thought you were going to spin it out..
the suspense was unbearable!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
#
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# What really happened.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Click.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# haha yeah...
this :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# huzzah!
I was expecting him to arrive at a strange house, but to be greeted by leonard, makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Eyesoar
Runs

(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Yeah I got the runs too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Cloudy vision.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Truly a sight for sore eyes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Let's hope the jokes don't get any cornea.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# I just saw your sore eye soar!
Five homophones for the price of two too!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Ace...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# bourbon asked for this last night
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# that's brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# This is splendid, as were your other two :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# vegetable rights and peace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# rah rah rah! we're going to thrash the oiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I've got a porsche!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
# it's not an automatic.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# UP SCUMBAG! UP SCUMBAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# who produced the world's stickiest bogey?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Toxteth O'Grady
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# ten points for Scumbag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# haha

any excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# This
is fantastic :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I'm afraid not, your father's multinational collapsed only this morning
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# ahaha!!
*borrows*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)
# major lol
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Woo, but why did it take you so long?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# oh you know
things like sleeping, and work get in the way
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# This is lully
please add Special Patrol Group :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Nice
"I've just nailed my legs to the table!"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Jesus
I got depressed looking at Neil.

Top work.

Now the entire cast of Dallas please...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Nice one!
Good old rubbish Mike on the end there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Yeah, what was the point of Mike?
Was he just the unfunny dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# I don't want to sound negative, but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# BUMMER!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# He was billed as Mike the cool person.
I think he was either the straight man or extrapolation man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I think he was the old guy - the too old for University type
kind of like a straight guy but complete out of place which i suppose was the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Top Notch :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# This is just splendid.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Darling Fascist Bullyboy,
Yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# ahhhhahha that is fucking great
 
may the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your wo-man
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:18, archived)
# vnice
(herman:D, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I bet the predecessor was filled with 'Fun House' gunge.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Nah, Pat Sharp would need fucking YEARS to produce enough of his special emulsion to fill one of those
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# S'not what I've heard.
(like a fucking garden hose...)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# The first ever recorded case of The Gush
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah, goes red, then black, I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)
# i find this curiously erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Haha
Just had an image of you in Toy's R us buying one. "It's not for me! It's for my nephew! It's his BIRTHDAY! Stop looking at me like I'm some kind of pervert!!!!".
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# last time i was in there
i bought monopoly for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] My snowboarding plastic soldier is just flying in
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# That looks perfect
Well done.
(SonofRojBlake, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
# cheers !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# You can just see this happening...
Well! Tony thinks he's such a BIG man with his Nerf 500! I'LL SHOW HIM! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Also: One from the archives :D

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# We got the bigger NERF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# oh, you do other stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# War: world's most extreme sport

nice one JJ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Love it!
My nephews have this one I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Greggs gets Osborne to cancel pasty tax by changing just one letter of its logo
greggs pasty tax
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# ooo clever
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# excellent
as usual
(ceebs, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# haha!
calling itself a baker was always pushing it a bit
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# It could always escape HMRC altogether by 'doing a Sealand' ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# pffh :)

makes me want a steak bake and a Mex Chicken ovalbite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# and

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Special exemption for the steak slice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# so good dude
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 1:21, archived)
# innit
www.andrewt.net/blog/greggs-the-bankers/
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 8:50, archived)
#

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Has he just come from the friar?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# If he starts talking about philosophy then he becomes a deep, fat friar.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# This is my body, this is my blood...
...and this is the free toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# noms with salt & vicar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Friar Tuckshop?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# ramen >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Almost a sport, so I reckon it counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# pfffffttttttttttt....
it still have the pin in it.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)
# What else....
...are you supposed to tie the string to?

This probably isn't a sport, but it is extreme - should I compo it?:

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)
# 5 guys, 4 horses?
Ola Ninjypoos.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# OOps, just spotted that ;)
Ola Baz :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
# The last one is going to ride the old lady!
* Silly BHW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Same website as 2 girls 1 cup?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# My immediate reaction too.
The internet really does warp thought processes.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Musical horses...
Even more extreme

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Pffffftttt.....
they are all feeling a little horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Yeah!
They all love feeling a little horse.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# After much research...



(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# the angle of attack's all wrong
in this diagram most of the fart will go over the top of the target

the amount of anger and disgust seems a little off too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Candle!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# epharisto!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Only 1 year, 11 months and 29 days ?
I thought you had been around much longer than that?

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# i did lurk with an old account but never posted.
but yeah, I was pretty prolific for a while when I did start posting
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Have a fail candle
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:27, archived)
# i can't think of any other foreign language thank yous
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
I see the Pringle guy in this!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# This is lovely work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Hehehe, 'click'.
Somewhat reminds me of south park.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Start your engines, the Auction is on, now, right now, it's started, go! (if you want)

The second B3ta Art (and stuff) Auction in aid of the Cat Survival Trust has begun.
If you fancy a flutter here's what you do:
1. Take a look at the auction thread to see what's on offer
2. If something tickles your fancy, have a think about how much you would pay for it.
3. Gaz/Mail me the number and name of the item(s) and your highest bid.
4. Sit back in excitement for ages and ages until the London Bash when the winners will be announced.

It should be quite exciting and tension building! :)

There is no immediate rush to get your bid in, online bidding runs from today until 6pm Saturday May 12th.
Full details on the Auction thread
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Don't forget to bid on my photo!
She's beautiful, only wearing a very small amount of sheer fabric and begging to be on your wall!

farm5.staticflickr.com/4140/4813132914_bb5de3b32d_z.jpg (slightly nsfw due to arty nipple!)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Nice pic.
What's the name of her other nipple?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Everyone's nipples should be called Arty and Geoff.
Apart from Scaramanga... he'd have problems. And as for Eccentrica Gallumbits - blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
# mine's not wearing any fabric - only a sugar cube
cghub.com/images/view/164381/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)
# lovely, however i'd never be allowed to purchase such a work.
so i'm going with the safe bet of dixons pance.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)
# I had no idea we could submit porny photos for the auction
I may have to print up some of our NSFW sci-fi norks for sale on the day
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)
# *monocle asplodes*
i say!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# stormtroopers with tits ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Norks and Sci fi are always winners!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Good heavens!
*Drops pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Bid for Squits!
(Or other drawing of your choice :D )
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)
# bidding has started
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# *BIDS*
would like picture of art and kat yiffing, then we can clear the air of all the furry tension.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Yam it Yiff tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# If I end up getting a motorbike, this will be painted on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Go fast yiff :)
Think I might get this one made into a T-shirt www.b3tards.com/u/253cc45751cc3e120e8d/shitty_kitty_finger.jpg and/or A0 print
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# You could do an Andy Warhol with that, have multiple prints in different hues ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# or cans of Yiff soup
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# well thank goodness that's out of the way
i can now get down to some serious bidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Right, a score on Dixon's pants
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# you do realise they're not soiled
don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# *Stunned disbelief*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# cue happytoast re-editing this image
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# took long enough
:p
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# They've got clothes on
that's not yiffing, that's just weird...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# dry yiffing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Fur-rottage?
...sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# it's weird enough to start with surely?
before anything actually even happens?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Chloe as Marilyn Monroe
Unless that was not my request.
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Woo!
Many thanks Mr Toast and all the donors. Better start checking down the sofa for loose change.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Just out of curiosity
If we really want something, how will we know what the highest current bid is?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# you don't, it's a blind bid system
you bid as high as you are willing to go and then it is calculated who has won with how much at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Ah
Suspense
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# so when does the trust kick in?
is it when the cat's down to its last life, or before then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Extreme Marbles.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)
# rollin' rollin' rollin'
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:28, archived)
# extreme running away from space hoppers
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:30, archived)
# happy b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Kandels!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Happy b3taday, real! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)
# hurrah hurrah
happy candlez day
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Merry Candlemasnesses
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# thank you all for the b3taday wishes :D
and especially for the b3taday burmese with a candle up its pooper
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# you are spoiling us with your other stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Monday, Bloody Monday!!!!
Penelope Keith, Alec Guinness and Roselyn Sanchez.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:13, archived)
# and today gingers are...
Alexis & Megan Stier and Lindy Booth/

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:13, archived)
# Phwoar Lindy Booth's well sexeh for a ginge

Robs mum's not bad either
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# *saves for later*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Here's one for your special folder
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# This is her secret to her soft complexion
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# this is truly worrying
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# morning all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 7:33, archived)
# Good morning
Good morning Akeira.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 7:40, archived)
# TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:12, archived)
# *explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:25, archived)
# would do a better job than that kid out of high school musical
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:30, archived)
# can't wait for the hollywood remake
it'll be so awesome!


hmm, seems it's been cancelled, oh well. :)

and 'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:36, archived)
# Cancelled? Oh dear but I expect they would have made a mess of it
stuff like this should only be done by some independent film company who are not controlled by Hollywood's lust for box-office dollars and dumbing things down. But that's just my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:01, archived)
# then again you liked Wrath of the Titans which was purely a cash in sequel by a big Hollywood studio
so you might have liked the US Akira ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:15, archived)
# This is true. But Wrath of the Titans of is a completely new film never been done, not a remake or anything and was done better than I anticipated.
Akira is my favourite Magna Cartoon and just like they destroyed Judge Dredd I would hate them to destroy Akira too. But if it's done well even I can accept that not everything that comes out of Hollywood is crap. But my favourite film of last year was Troll Hunter - small independent film unit and was a complete success, Hollywood misses the mark too often.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# O Kaneda,
Our home and native land!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:36, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaah, Keira.....
Have a tenuous TwiceKnightleyWhitely

and Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Google Maps Quest Mode
I was using the Google Maps April Fools mode and noticed that they made special icons for landmarks. Do any of the British b3tans know anything about what these children are supposed to be? I got here by searching for the Battersea Power Station and scrolling north a little.

(hathat, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:48, archived)
# think it's the location of google's offices in london...it's fairly near victoria station if i remember correctly...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 4:07, archived)
# You're right. I checked it against other google offices.
(hathat, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 4:16, archived)
#

SAUCE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 1:45, archived)
# Noice
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡“šŸ‡§šŸ‡§šŸ‡®šŸ‡Ŗ, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 1:58, archived)
# happy fuckday
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Fuck it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡“šŸ‡§šŸ‡§šŸ‡®šŸ‡Ŗ, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# hey yo!
we are mostly sharing of the same b3taday day it would seem
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:11, archived)
# which did you translate language from this, dave?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:23, archived)
# i didn't, i just feel like being johny foreigner today
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:26, archived)
# i don't know why i do half of what i do
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:07, archived)
# the fuck controls you
edit: happy fuckday too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:13, archived)
# he who controls the fuck

edit - thank you
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:25, archived)
# not sure what holds that codpiece in place
but I bet it Stings!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:08, archived)
# it's stuck on with honey
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:10, archived)
# and spice, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:14, archived)
# One day, I need to see this film
and Total Recall - two gayping holes in my vast cimematic repertoire.
(the first mispeling was deliberate - the second, an apt typo which I preserved)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:22, archived)
# it's been a long time since i've seen either of them,
but i recommend them both, despite neither of them aging particularly well.
i dread to think what the remake of recall will be like.

i can't think of dune without hearing this in my head.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_fzSc_i0Tc
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:28, archived)
# is it me, or does it look like his lower half's on back to front?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:08, archived)
# The Shadow of the Fuck
is making it look like his right asscheek is in the front.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:19, archived)
# exactement!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:22, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
# HAPPYDAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 6:36, archived)
# gracias mi amigo
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
# I drew rik mayall


that or ken dodd
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Hahaha! Rather good, that. :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Perfect
I can see Eddie creeping up behind with a large heavy pan
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Prik.. aaahahaha!!
sorry couldn't resist :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# it's Wick the Pwick!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Gets a click from me
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Yeah, right on!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# heres Eddie
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Hooray! :D
You should do the cast of The Young Ones next :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:11, archived)
# sounds like a job for
tomorrow
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:06, archived)
# and the "missing blackmail nudie snap of Des Lynam"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:17, archived)
# very ace
reminds me of Bill Plympton's style

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8baLlP_xLVM
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)
# he's
ace
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Smashing blouses
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)
# ha ha! nicely drawn (you talented bastard)
i can't remember why i did this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:40, archived)
# CANDLE!
happy candle day thing
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 1:57, archived)
# merci
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:09, archived)
# On fire!
'ning, real!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:06, archived)
# danke schoen
guten morgen herr house
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:09, archived)
# Ich nicht verstehen
mais je parle francais tant mieux!
(je te plaisante, je comprends un petit peu l'allemand)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:22, archived)
# je suis vraiment desole
je ne parlez pas francais
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:30, archived)
# i undertand a little of both
my reading/writing is pretty terrible. my wife's french is much better than mine, but she understands nothing of german, except maybe 'auf weidersein, pet'
not that it's any use anymore. i need to learn some japanese and chinese

oh my god, *adenoidal voice* my name's john and i collect stones
fuck i'm dull today
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:34, archived)
# I took a German class in university to get in touch with my roots
but it's been much too long ago to remember much more than "leck mich im achselhƶhle" or "mein bleistifte ist lang"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:07, archived)
# i lived there when i was young and had pretty good german, but i've forgotten most of it now.
i tried learning dutch, as i have a few dutch friends, but it's pretty tough.
all i vaguely remember is a bunch of ancient dutch idioms and how to order 2 beers.
the only thing i can remember how write in dutch is dikke lul
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:13, archived)
# I saw a wonderful word commented on one of Mediocre's YouTube videos recently:
Schitterend!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:24, archived)
# ha, that really is wonderful!
you've got to love the dutch
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:36, archived)
# Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:06, archived)
# we're on different buses revolution
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:23, archived)
# But we're both using petrol...
BOMBS...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:27, archived)
# These are great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Really lovely.
Keep 'em coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 6:39, archived)
# Old habits die hard

Bin Doodlin'.
WFHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Nuns with knives ftw

also guns too
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# And I was so close to achieving my goal of giving up stonking boners for lent.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Fuck that's nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# XD Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Despite her nun clothes are cute....
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)
# never turn your back on a nun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I like this. I wish they would stab those cunts down there ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# This is superb
Cinema needs more hack and slash flicks involving nuns in nunneries
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Quite.
And bareknuckle monk boxing. It's a yawning chasm in the market.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Madness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# nice nuns
my money's on Sister Josephine
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# This is all sorts of top
and mad
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I thought the one running through the doorway had a porn 'tache.
I now realise the error of my ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# I can always put one in?
Where's my tippex.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Sooner or later
everyone's gonna get cut
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Who didn't see this coming?
The maddening repression. The atrocious fashion apparel.

LET IT OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# everything seems in order here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# WOO!
needs moar hitler tho
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# penguin ruck!
strangely arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Bowser Corp. :D
Do you know all characters name?

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I know none character name, but I do have a thing for bearded sweaty moles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
# He is Bozzeye :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# why is he sweating
is he smuggling drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# He is angry. :D
He did not get good welcome from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Okay.

Have him washed thoroughly and sent to my room at midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# oh my, you say that about everything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# It makes it easier for everyone, I found
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# don't know any of them
what cartoon/comic/game is this from?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Seems to be Super Mario, and Donkey Kong Country.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I thought super mario had that mario bloke in it
never played or even seen Donkey Kong country as far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# ^^ Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Bowser, Koopa and Donkey Kong.
The rest are complete unknowns.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# various nintendo characters?
at a guess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Yes ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# It's pretty good, Moggy Festival of Peapods
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# :D Yays!!

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)
#
Photobucket
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Clockwise from left
Sir Charles Cuthbert Monkey-Gland, Dick Dastardly Dead-eyes, the Pearl-eater, Punkcow, Featherboy, Professor Molesweat, Rainbowtuftbird, Dame Edna Everedge, The ZOMGbeast and Corporate Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Honkey Mong and Fuckles the Echidna.
That's all I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# I now have the Super Mario theme stuck in my head
youtu.be/MTB-P5Bt3_Q
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I thought you were busy at weekends?
Aren't you busy at weekends? Be busy at weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha
Edit: now you've got me wondering if I'm seeing things
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# :D
It was there. But everyone else seems to love it so decided to keep my own counsel.

Saying you don't like Moggy on B3ta is like saying you don't like The Krankies on Southend Pier. You know you are right, but might get lynched for saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# What did it say!?
I don't love it, tell me, tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# No no.
I go with the flow. And we love Moggy!



Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Should've kept it
Gave me my biggest laugh of the day :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Our little secret.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Gah!
I hate missing biggest laughs of the day :P
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha everyone loves the krankies
it's one of life's unsolved mysteries
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# As is why B3ta tolerates Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Just wait til all Dave's yiffing shitting manga mates start posting here aswell
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Didn't we have one for a while?
Posting less vaguery and more straight-to-the-point yiffery.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# I would imagine it down to his incredible persistance.
And he/she has a huge flounder flounce ratio.


*damn you predictive sexed
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Quite a lot of people did love them,
if the news stories are to be believed...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# behind you!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Sprites used:
-Mickey's Castle of Illusion
-Super Mario Bros. 3

/nolifeblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# oh god don't start a challenge like that, it brings the lunatics out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I'm afraid they're already out.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Argh
I really want to play SMB3 now
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# I'll post this then vanish back to my 8 bit world
1 - Larry
2 - Roy
3 - Lemmy
4 - Wendy O.
5 - Iggy
6 - Morton
7 - Ludwig Von
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# *high-fives*
Not forgetting Cranky Kong, of course. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Nice ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Is that a waste troll on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# I know them!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFGD5pj03M&t=71
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# vintage cdc
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Thing certainly were different before the invention of magenta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
# I blame web optimization personally
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# That's what magenta would look like in sepia
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Well if you're going to be like that, sepia makes for a monochromatic image
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a blowjob today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I already have several tuesdays thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# woo!! there's the money shot..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# ah this must be the scene the censors cut from
Steamboat Willie
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Is this that Marge Simpson sex tape that was leaked a few years back?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Gee, it must have really sucked to live in black and white.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# i can imagine getting moaned at
for not eating my greens.

traffic lights & fireworks would be a bit shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# And everyone would be moving slightly faster, and speaking in title cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)

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