The 126,399th London Bash - Earls Court



OK; we're packed to the rafters. If you want somewhere really cheap there's a place called
One Barkston Gardens and their number is 020 7373 4322

The rooms have now been allocated:


2)
GSTQ
Afinkawan
Mushroom
The Hedgehog From Hell
Cakie
3)
Mr. Pineapple
Tissattsr
Onephilosophy
Hexchordal
4)
Lord Saccharine
5)
Verity
6)
The Great Architect
Bennyhillslovechild
7)
Professor Kenny Martin/ Jessie
Crazy Jude
Top up the tea
9)
Captain Wow
Rotating Wobbly Hat
Tom O’Bedlam
Mstandot
10)
Mrs. Trellis
Mr. Trellis
Mrs. Trellis’s mummy bump






All the directions, maps and addresses can be found here.

If you want any more info gaz me or email me on [email protected]





Lots of people have been asking me if they should bring anything for the BBQ and I think
the easiest option is if I buy everything and I'll just pop a box out if anyone want to
donate anything towards it (If you're short of cash please don't donate anything, I'm more
than happy to cover the costs).

On the Sunday I've been told that the Dr. Who Exhibition is on and it's about 30 seconds walk
from the hostel. So if people want something to do the next day I know there's
a few people going.

If you want to bring laptops etc there is wiffy and lockers in all dorms so that you can lock them away from the other thieving b3tards.


( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:44, Reply)

I'm there.

With my hair. And an eclair.

A bit like Fred Astaire. But not like Cher. BLEURGH.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, Reply)

I should have the courtyard finished by then!

It looks like a building site at the mo!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Loooovely.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:01, Reply)

Well it would have been 4 foot deep in old beds and matresses with a huge shed the last time you were here

Just to get it to look like that has taken aaaaages!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:07, Reply)

cor blimey!

( McBadger COW, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:06, Reply)

It's good to see the Christmas tree is still doing well though:D

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:13, Reply)

cor, there certainly are alot of sexy new people on this list

since I last looked!

Looking to be a right little shindig :D

'edit' and yes, keep the xmas tree and decorate it!

( McBadger COW, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:19, Reply)

That's done me 2 years that has!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:34, Reply)

:D

'edit' 70 people? o_o

This is looking fookin' epic!

( McBadger COW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:22, Reply)

NEAR THE TOP

I agree :D

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:38, Reply)

I see a flaw in your BBQ

It is made of mdf

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:04, Reply)

very nice!

i think your bench needs going over again though....
=D

( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:08, Reply)

nice progress :D

( McBadger COW, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:23, Reply)

cor, it's like watching Sim City

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:52, Reply)

You'd fucking better be there with an eclair.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:01, Reply)

I shall pick some up.

You'll have to remind me though, you know what I'm like.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:44, Reply)

Get the man his pastry!:O

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 15:29, Reply)

It's the week after my birthday

but a return to Earls Court/London bash would have its appeals for various reasons so I shall do my very best to attend

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, Reply)

*yays*

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, Reply)

*bums*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 13 May 2008, 15:16, Reply)

Bollocks.

I have to go to Italy the day after this, otherwise I would've gone. It's not fair.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Only just seen this

You bastard.

Shame my wedding is such a burden.

( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:01, Reply)

As if you need further proof

that marriage is a bad idea.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:07, Reply)

provisionally up for this

but am possibly away.

And Earl's Court?

Earl's Fucking Court?

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:05, Reply)

It's where the magic happens.

;-)

Do come, it'll be lovely. I'll buy you a pint.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:19, Reply)

What about me?

Will you buy me a pint?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Of course I will.

I probably owe you one! At least! I owe Afinkawan about 9.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:34, Reply)

Just to echo waspy...

...probably up for this. But...

Earls Court? I'm not Australian.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Coz I can put people up

and it's easier for me to atttend there plus it's central and the pub does cheap beer.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:27, Reply)

interesting definition of "central"...

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:45, Reply)

It is. It's zone one!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:36, Reply)

provisionally me and the girlfriend

yes

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:13, Reply)

I will come, and see what you orrible lot are all like in da flesh

mmm flesh

( deletemyaccount Not here anymore, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:26, Reply)

We can see who's scarier:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:36, Reply)

Hurrah, a scare-off!

I'll get my gurning pants

( deletemyaccount Not here anymore, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:43, Reply)

/6'4" with a mow blog:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:46, Reply)

Pfft, I'm more frightening than you are.

And I'm a foot shorter.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:50, Reply)

Hahaha

You're fluffy and lightness:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:27, Reply)

As are you!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:35, Reply)

*shhh!*

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:37, Reply)

I'm not at all scary

But I will be the shortest person there, almost guaranteed...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:07, Reply)

we are the same height then

/short arse

( mugatu, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Reserve me a bed, son.

I should be able to make it, but as always, lots of things have to happen to guarantee my attendence... ;)

- Can we get the function room of O'Neills?
- What is the Chav factor of that pub?
- "EARL'S COURT"??? (No idea, just copying everyone else)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:29, Reply)

Yays most certainly sir!

No Chavs, last non post pub in Earls Court. I'll ask about the function room as I know some of the bar staff. If we get enough people it should be OK.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:35, Reply)

I thought you wouldn't be able to make this one!

It'll be 100% better if you can though.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:48, Reply)

The manager told the barmaid not to serve us our last round (I should say this was yonks ago)

(after we'd spent well over £100 of course).
When I asked him why he said to me 'Let's just say I don't like the look of your jewellery'.
I was wearing the usual nancy attire of the time, those stainless hoop things with the ball.
I complained to Bass Taverns as they run Compton's in Soho too. They sent me a rugby shirt.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:55, Reply)

You were wearing BCRs and he had a go at you for it?

Sorry, because of your sexuality? But everyone wears them!

Some people are just cunts. Poor you *hug*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:59, Reply)

S'alright

I quite like the shirt. It's a 5 nations one. You can't get them in the shops.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:10, Reply)

Ooooh

I love rugby shirts, best things in the world for comfiness.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Yeah that's the no Chav policy:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, Reply)

No, you don't understand - I'm asking since I look like a chav

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:29, Reply)

THer;s a seperate bash for your sort in Essex:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:58, Reply)

OY

we don't like his sort round our neck of the woods thank you very much...

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:21, Reply)

I must admit..

...I'm rather looking forward to meeting this Earl chap, especially if he owns a pub.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:37, Reply)

How marvellous...

I'll try and drag Mrs. Doom along as well, she seemed to enjoy the one up in Birmingham...

( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:34, Reply)

The London Bashes are the Holy Grail of bashes:D

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:39, Reply)

...next to Derby of course :p

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:40, Reply)

Twinned B3ta cities!:D

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:50, Reply)

Marvellous


( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:38, Reply)

yays

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:39, Reply)

I'm a possibly

verging on probably

( Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:52, Reply)

That sounds like a yup to me:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:53, Reply)

Change the venue & I'll be there.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:57, Reply)

What's wrong with the venue?!

Apart from not being in Ealing?:P
Sadly it being there is pretty much the only way I can be ther:(

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:00, Reply)

See my story up there^^

Admittedly this was a few years ago, however my experience of O'Neills pubs is they're a bit minging.
And they don't sell real ale.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:04, Reply)

They don't that's true.

But the whole place has changed. New manager and fantastic staff.
It now has the reputation as the last unpretencious pubs on Earls Court Road.
It's be great if you'd forgive them, as it wouldn't be the same without ya!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:13, Reply)

I like pretentious pubs

They go well with my wine and croissant

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:30, Reply)

Yeah but that's coz you're a cunt!:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, Reply)

I'll have a think about it

while I place my toys carefully back in the pram

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:38, Reply)

Please do?

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:42, Reply)

WTF!?!!!!

No real ale, What kind of a pubs is that?
Looks like I'll be on the cider or rum then, that stuff gives me a headache so try to be quiet in the morning...

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:21, Reply)

*packs one-woman-band kit*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:05, Reply)

*packs earplugs*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:15, Reply)

Gah!

No cask? And they call it a pub? What sort of freakshow are they running there?

Looks like I'll be on G&T then.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:47, Reply)

I'm there!!!!

If you can get me a bad, I dare say,I can come!!



London lol!!!

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:11, Reply)

And what about a bed?

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:14, Reply)

bad /bed.

My spellimg is very bed you know!!

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:17, Reply)

That's OK

My smellings bad too.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:48, Reply)

WHAT FUN IT'LL BE!!!!!!!!!!!

you all get to meet ME! HEXACHORDAL! from the INTERNET!





WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:22, Reply)

Really? Oh that's dead good, is that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, Reply)

Aah! *un-signs up*

But teh cap'n is going!!

*has to go*

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:36, Reply)

v_v

bullying, online, serious business :(

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:18, Reply)

Aww *hugs*

I yam only joking.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:52, Reply)

In blatent disregard for my degree I shall be attending in the middle of exam period

so don't say i don't love you all

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, Reply)

*love*

Excellent.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:06, Reply)

Shitting yes.

London's only a 45 mins train ride. So consider me definitely there.

( Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:10, Reply)

Yays

But how long will it take on your horse and cart?

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:16, Reply)

45 mins to London, fuck all on the tube, and then finding the pub.

I'd have to leave kinda early too though to catch the last train.

( Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:22, Reply)

Finding the pub is a piece of piss.

Leave Earls Court station at the Earls Court road exit, tturn right and walk about three minutes to Onealls.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 8:57, Reply)

how comes you didn't make it to the sheffield bash in the end?

I was expecting to be schooled in how to drink.

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:22, Reply)

Monetary issues. I was really gutted about that aswell.

But fear not, I shall be a drunken oaf this time!

( Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:22, Reply)

O'Neill's

Feckin' O'Neill's?

what the hell... I'll come along anyways ;)

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 7:42, Reply)

Yays!

Coz I should be able to get their function room, plus as Oneills's go it's not that bad.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 8:38, Reply)

you'd SO better be there

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 15:02, Reply)

A london bash???

do my eyes decieve me?

You mean, I can stay within the M25 force field AND sleep in my own bed?

What's not to like?

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 8:43, Reply)

you might see my socks

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 8:48, Reply)

As long as their safe socks we're ok.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:03, Reply)

'safe'

as in the way wot 13 year olds talk?

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:34, Reply)

exactly

wiv a barbecue as well:D

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:03, Reply)

\o/

nyom nyom

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:33, Reply)

My hideous groinal acne and occasional murdering.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:09, Reply)

I will be in attendance,

I might bring along my lovely lady too.
Thistle be my first bash and I'm thoroughly looking forward to meeting all you wonderful cunts in the flesh.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:57, Reply)

I'll need to look at train/flight prices

but should be able to make this one, can I have a bed please?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:54, Reply)

*pats mattress*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:50, Reply)

Butcher nee Wicks nee Beale?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:57, Reply)

that'll be the most humid mattress ever

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:25, Reply)

legend



She'll be serving at the bash, 'parrently
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:35, Reply)

WHat??

A second one?!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 21:06, Reply)

FFS

With all you gorgeous lot going I guess I can't say no.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:58, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSS

GtC IS IN! MY LIFE IS WORTH LIVING.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:18, Reply)

Are you coming on to me?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 18:19, Reply)

IN to you, yes.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, Reply)

i'll definately be wanting a bed or a box in th courtyard.

save a few beds, but only let female japanese students have them.

and if essential actually turns up i'll drink rum all night and bugger the after effects, although i wouldn't want to be sharing a room with me if i do.

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:39, Reply)

if essential turns up, then I'LL turn up

if only to do a duet of 'Whispering Grass'

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:42, Reply)

Is that a TGA yes then?

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:04, Reply)

And what am I - invisible?

*sobs*

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:31, Reply)

Who said that?

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:48, Reply)

if essential confirms he's going to swim the Atlantic to get here, then that's a 'possibly'

although it's in term time for teaching, so it's not likely to be a 'yes'

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:16, Reply)

But.... but... Archie!

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! We could do our Humph's b'day/MC bash on the day after :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:59, Reply)

there are so many people going

you won't miss li'l ol' me :)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:03, Reply)

I'm all exited already.


(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:34, Reply)

any talkers going?

( WormuIus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, Reply)

GROSS.

( Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:37, Reply)

We can hope not!:D

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:21, Reply)

I'm on main board and talk board

I'M FUCKING SEXY

AND YOU ALL RESPECT ME

COCKERS

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, Reply)

We're nice, at least some of us are.

It can be a glorious experiment in inter-board relations.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, Reply)

ME

but I'm a /boarder now, so nerr. :)

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:19, Reply)

D:

D:

D:

( Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:38, Reply)

AFter what happened to me at the Xmas bash

I fucking hope not!

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:27, Reply)

Please share

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:25, Reply)

bunch of fuckers

"Hello, I'm Joe Scaramanaga!

"Aaaahhh... you're /board aren't you?"

"Yes."

"OK. I'm just going to get my drink over there..."

*vanishes*

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:37, Reply)

Tossers

/maybe if you'd spelled your name right when you said it they might have taken you more seriously ;¬)

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:49, Reply)

i had a similar thing last week i n sheffield

just me and in vino veritas of /board

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:25, Reply)

its a shame

when people make the effort.

But I've had nothing but fluffikins from /board bashes. And when I've taken people they've always been made to feel welcome as well.

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:53, Reply)

I did the xmas bash once!

never again!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:00, Reply)

me

you have to come seb i haven't seen you in ages

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:25, Reply)

alas

if I don't go down to see my daughter that week (and we have a timetable, don't you know)then at some point 7 yeras hence she will claim I owe her a car or something.

No really- I have fucked her off twice already this year in favour of b3ta, and twisted my Dad duties calendar responsibilities, I can't do it again, even for all you lovely fluffy folks...have fun lovely b3tans.

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 4:52, Reply)

Slacker!

You'll have other children!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Aw, shame!

You take all the best pics!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:00, Reply)

erm...

best largest quantity...

shame to miss out but who knows what may transpire between now and then. Oh! I CAN....(rechecks calendar) yes, I CAN :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:54, Reply)

Bah

I'll still be in Singapore then :(

I will have to send along a duly appointed representative.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:34, Reply)

You know what

Even I'm pondering attempting to attend this one.

-edit-

Okay, I've put my name down. May as well give it a go ;)

( Mushroom, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:52, Reply)

*crosses fingers*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 15:03, Reply)

Count me in

With Mr Trellis in attendance also, although that particular pub is one of his customers and he may spend a little time moaning....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:58, Reply)

oh go on

then.

( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:38, Reply)

EEEEEEEE.

YES PLEASE :3

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:42, Reply)

How I'd love to finally come to a bash

but I think I'm away that weekend. :(

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:43, Reply)

Rechecked my calendar and I was going to be down in Cornwall

but I already frigged the weeks around to go to BlueStar's in Cov and what with the bank holiday on the 5th yada yada yada

Am able to come :-) super smashing great!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:53, Reply)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:38, Reply)

is that a cry of primal terror?

I'm not used to enthusiasm :-)

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:59, Reply)

I shall be attending

As long as everyone's sensible.

( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:46, Reply)

we won't see you then

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:53, Reply)

Well, I'll be there either way

But I may look on in silent disapproval

( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:35, Reply)

I am always against enforced wackiness

so will join you in quiet disapproval of any such antics.

Unless I'm drunk.

Which I will be.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:35, Reply)

I'll do my best to make it

what a handsome looking crowd :)

( Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:50, Reply)

*grooms self*

( Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:49, Reply)

i'm in

and i claim somewhere warm ie. the floor or anywhere

( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:15, Reply)

Book me in

:o)

But not for a room.

( Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:22, Reply)

Blimey!

And cor!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:12, Reply)

oh hell

i never take up these things as I have a deep fear of getting there and not chatting to anyone...but fuck it, count me in, pop my bash cherry :)

( Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, Reply)

There's enough gobshites on this list you won't have trouble there.

Or you can chat to me.
Teehee!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:11, Reply)

I'm a right nobhead, talk to me.

About CLAMS.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:21, Reply)

aye

count me in buster! Sounds good!

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:45, Reply)

OMG WTF BBQ

I might drop in. Bitches.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:07, Reply)

This bash has now broken all records of sexeh

Hoorah!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:26, Reply)

I feel saddened

that London is not in Huddersfield.

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:23, Reply)

Which is more reason why you should be coming down:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, Reply)

he's waiting for me to confirm!

=D

( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, Reply)

BTW, I've not been to one of these do's before

Is it customary to bring something? Badges, carnations, kittens?

( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:27, Reply)

Self.

Clothing optional.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, Reply)

Nudity + BBQ = danger

( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, Reply)

burnt sausages...

:P

( McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:57, Reply)

And possibly some braised rump:D

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 18:02, Reply)

enough money for everyone

to buy all their beer

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:59, Reply)

Ballon animal balloons

Is always the favorite:D

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:39, Reply)

i second this question

do people bring their bits of skirt to this kind of thing?

( Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:55, Reply)

Only if you bring enough for the whole class.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:00, Reply)

if by this you mean "yes, however do try to bring some slutty single mates too"

then this can be done...do you like chinese (women)

( Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:43, Reply)

Yeah, but as soon as you've done 'em you're horny again 20 mins later.

/obscure food-related bad jokes blog

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, Reply)

Oh, yes please!

I like them - can I be cheeky and have two, please?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:00, Reply)

I have an image of us all making a patchwork quilt together

( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:09, Reply)

Mine's invited...

don't know if she's coming though.

She's very indecicive. Or is she?

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:34, Reply)

no fucking chance

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, Reply)

Mine's coming, all the WAGs can be confused together!

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:47, Reply)

You mean force some whackiness?

best not.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:01, Reply)

mebbe,

is there crash space?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:56, Reply)

If you let me know you need it:P

To be honest, everyone that takes a bed cost me money, so not really.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:03, Reply)

so could we take the floor?

and how much is it for a bed the day after?

( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, Reply)

I can do £16.20

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:38, Reply)

I can do £15. Top & bottom.

What are we doing?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:50, Reply)

£20, but I will make you a cup of tea afterwards.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:26, Reply)

Bacons or GTFO

;¬)

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:23, Reply)

Tea, but I will give you a prostate massage for an extra fiver.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:45, Reply)

!

!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:34, Reply)

HELL yeah.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:04, Reply)

I can do the night afterwards for £16.20

I think if there is floor space it should be at the disgression of the people who've paid the room.
For safety reasons I can't really do more than one a room.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:41, Reply)

Not at the moment.

That doesn't mean that there's not a Londoner b3tard that has floor space.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:37, Reply)

if i can share the twin room with verity then i'll be there

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:46, Reply)

*wardrobe*

*camera*


*internets*


*profit*

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:01, Reply)

promises promises

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:32, Reply)

haha!

*heavy Noo Yoik accent*
Eyyy, Uncle Marks gonna makes yous goils STARS! *chomps cigar*

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, Reply)

Damn, I've had to rescind my attendance

diary clash :(

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Boo!

Down with this sort of thing!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:22, Reply)

Next time, young sir...

I'll stand you an ale or three!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:16, Reply)

:(

*sheds tear*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:59, Reply)

*comforts*

Sorry, honey. It's an un-moveable one, I'm afraid.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:15, Reply)

That's alright- it'll happen one day!

Or if you're out and about and a small lady leaps on your back and kisses you on the head, that'll (probably) be me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:21, Reply)

An un-moveable tear?

You should get that checked out.

Unless you meant "tear" as in "rip", rather than "eye-juice".

( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:34, Reply)

:(

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:25, Reply)

I *may* be able to make it back for the Sunday

lunchtime/afternoon.

So, might see y'all after all

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, Reply)

splitter!

seriously though, shame :(

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:15, Reply)

Its an outrage!

AN outrage, I tells ya!

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:35, Reply)

haha, just the one then?

holy random capitalisation, batman! :P

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:01, Reply)

hello all

i can come to this as the wedding is the weekend before.

i will bring balloons..................

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:33, Reply)

\o/ YAAAAY

Bring green ones, I wish to commission a hat please.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:47, Reply)

And a green dog/goastie/abstract concept:D

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:38, Reply)

it has been done before

as has the shark/helicopter/bridge if i remeber

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:39, Reply)

I seem to remember...

...a Twin Towers construction with realistic burning paper aeroplanes, too.

I am looking forward to your ballooncrafting, my dear.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:02, Reply)

Just a thought.

Who'd be interested in making this a yearly thing. Starting on the Friday and ending on the Sunday of the last weekend in June. Sort of a B3tastock type thing?
I don't want to overstep my bounderies as a b3ta member but it's just a thought.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:00, Reply)

That sounds like an excellent plan.

*seconds*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:50, Reply)

I like this idea

( McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:06, Reply)

I'd be up for it.

We'd need music and a field though.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:26, Reply)

i'm all for it

( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:11, Reply)

Sounds bonza to me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:18, Reply)

As long as

i don't have to sleep in a tent

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:47, Reply)

Last weekend in June would always be my birthday too - woo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:59, Reply)

In June the prices will be 22 a night so I figured the end of May would be best.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:51, Reply)

why not wait and see how this year goes first

before making any plans?

just a thought.

After all, you may not want them all back a second year

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:20, Reply)

I'm used to backpackers!

Believe me, you don't get worse than that!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:52, Reply)

last year for the Derby bash then I guess :(

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:28, Reply)

nooooooo

i want to go to it more than once

( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:55, Reply)

don't be daft :-)

it's a North-South divide :-) even if they were on the same night we'd be up wi' you and the Professor

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:34, Reply)

^this^

( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:06, Reply)

Well obviously it's hardly a competition!

The trouble is, if I did it after May I'd have to charge £22 per person. Late May is good as there's more chance of having a BBQ but any time in May is cool. Maybe ever the start of October when my prices go down again!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 14:29, Reply)

still sounds good price for

Earls' Court :-)

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 18:58, Reply)

That includes kibble!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 21:32, Reply)

Aww, thanks

And as the lovely Mmmdot points out, they're not that close, I just have my suspicions about whether people will travel to two events.

It'll be fine ;)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 19:24, Reply)

Eh?

May London!
October Derby!
Two annual events!
Simple.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 20:08, Reply)

Aye

I reckon we could get away with it since they're far enough apart time wise :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 19:23, Reply)

I'd do both

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 20 May 2008, 19:53, Reply)

Birmingham, February.

Three...

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:30, Reply)

Should happen!

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 20 May 2008, 19:52, Reply)

YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

PLEASE :D

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:44, Reply)

I'll be there

you horrible sods.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:24, Reply)

*dances* it'll be much more good then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:27, Reply)

And your little dog too?

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:52, Reply)

does anyone going to the may london bash need some software

they sell pirate software here in brazil from shops on the main street. It is well cracked and so far i havent been disappointed. they charge 10 reals (about £3) per CD, and 20 real per DVD. they have pretty extensive lists. i could bring some back with me if there are any takers.

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 19:52, Reply)

Isn't that what uTorrent is for?:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 21:33, Reply)

Last time I put a pirate cd of software in my machine it was FULL of trojan horses

so no thanks.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 9:20, Reply)

Wow the micirles of modern science huh?

lots of hosses on one disk!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 15:33, Reply)

Bah!

SuperMatt is going.
you can stick it up your arse.

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:52, Reply)

What a nice thing to say!

I was goig to get the Jaffa cakes out as well!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 17:52, Reply)

Go on then, I have officially signed up

and it is looking likely :)


RIGHT! It's booked. You buggers better all turn up now

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 19:57, Reply)

great!

i sort of feel sorry for riverghost if we all turn up to his place at once

( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 20:57, Reply)

Brilliant!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:41, Reply)

Aaaaaw

I enjoyed welling people there were people coming that didn't want to be on the list! I'll have to make someone up now!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:06, Reply)

I'm in

although I shall probably be lost because the picture doesn't show Earls COurt.....

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 8:42, Reply)

I'm in!

though my tattyshop skills may be are poor, I'd like to think my drinking skills are better :o)
unlike the xmas bash, I'll actually turn up to this one...

( doph no time like the precedent, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:46, Reply)

Beer and barbecue?

There's no way I wouldn't be there! :D

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, Reply)

Well there would be if I didn't give you the address:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 21:34, Reply)

oh hell yeah...

i'm up for this! Apparently sharing a room with TGA too!


Awesome.

( bennyhillslovechild, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:22, Reply)

hey this looks nice. I'll be quite happy to sleep sitting in the corner of a room

if anyone'll have me.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 12:45, Reply)

i know someone who'll have you

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 15:03, Reply)

woo!

i was going to have to pull out, but i got the dates mixed up, so i don't have to cancel! anyone wanting to share a dorm with me, be warned; i have a habit of wearing nothing for bed....

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 12:58, Reply)

i can live with that

apart from i may be in a hotel somewhere else. although i'm not sure yet

( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:23, Reply)

i forgot to mention

i snore, too.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 12:43, Reply)

Screw it you bastards!

I chuffing well hope that Dr When will come though! I want a rematch!

youtube.com/watch?v=bc56c6IWVLI

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:29, Reply)

you kiddies and your games!

*shakes aged fist*

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.

I forgot about that one!

See you there. Shall I bring heavy weapons?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:06, Reply)

looks good to me, count me in

( mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:01, Reply)

What?

You've changed your tune.
Someone put the screws on ya?
Singing like a canary?
Knees up Muva Braaahn?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:03, Reply)

Ava binarnah!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:39, Reply)

Is that off of the Old Spice advert?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:46, Reply)

Most excellent!!

Yet another Legend!!

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 20:14, Reply)

Don't tell Heather Mills

She's always looking for a new end of a leg!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:25, Reply)

I'm gonna sex you up

BAAAAAAAAAD!

( mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 23:06, Reply)

This looks good for me

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 12:19, Reply)

why?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 21:03, Reply)

A /talker who likes to troll /board.

This should be fun.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:16, Reply)

A /boarder who likes to troll /calendar.

LOL

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:06, Reply)

And who the fuck are you, tosser?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:24, Reply)

Well I for one look forward to your witty repartee

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:48, Reply)

just an idea`

have you thought about warning o'neils and see if they will provide free food or what not? I would happily chip in if we need a deposit.

( Grundlebiscuit, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 14:16, Reply)

Warning?

We're getting their function room, says ghostiepoos.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 18:10, Reply)

Well it would appear that I

and my trusty cohort
Bruce Planet will be
making a STAR guest
appearance

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 20:54, Reply)

YES!

Both of you?! Aces.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:48, Reply)

What?

You're come dressed as Maggie Simpson when she have that starfish romper suit?
Cool:)

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:43, Reply)

I'd love to see The Bun in a starfish romper suit :D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:44, Reply)

Ah you haven't seen his pay to view site then:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 12:27, Reply)

splendid

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:24, Reply)

i'm a-coming!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:26, Reply)

Yays

Rolls out lead carpet

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:14, Reply)

mmmm

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:27, Reply)

Ooooops!

I'm going to see tokyo police club in nottingham this weekend, so you'll be spared the worrying drunken transvestite danger.

( mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 10:27, Reply)

Flight booked.

I shall be there very early on Saturday morning so I offer my BBQ setting up expertise

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 12:14, Reply)

\o/

more Dixy for meeeeeee

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:57, Reply)

It should be a brand spanking new gas one so it should be pretty easy:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:37, Reply)

looks like i'm going to be somewhere in Pennsylvania now

which is only slightly further west than earl's court.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:10, Reply)

You wassock

If you're flying from T5 you may as well not bother.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:48, Reply)

i have an exam the morning of this now

so i shan't be down until about 7-8ish but rest assured i shall be there. unfortunately i miss the bbq but i'm still in for helping with breakfast if needed

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:30, Reply)

I'm now getting worried:P

This is going to cost me hundreds:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:53, Reply)

eeeepppp

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 21:29, Reply)

OMFG

this is looking immense...a whole month of GTA4 and then this...may is going to be the best

( Grundlebiscuit, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 21:29, Reply)

sir.

i notice that i have been billeted with chaps despite my request for a room with the ladies, what's the prof got that i haven't?
as it's been at least 20 years since i bedded down with chaps and am a little rusty regarding protocol, do we still have to compare penis sizes and are burping and farting contests still compulsory.
i also notice you are concerned about out of pocket expenses, tough shit!!!!

happy to bung you a few quid extra, as i'm sure will most folk. only a few mind you.

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 17:00, Reply)

What the Prof has that you don't

is the lovely Jessie is his lady (haven't you been checking out the bash pool pics?)

Re- protocol, these days blokes compare frag counts, car stereo output power claimed figures and stories about lady b3tans who they claim to have had knowledge of- the winkies should be kept safely out of sight. Burping and farting are of course MANdatory.

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:48, Reply)

You'd better not fart in the sexy room, young fella me lad.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:22, Reply)

I shall bottle it

and save it for a more humorous occasion...

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 7 May 2008, 16:33, Reply)

You know when you were a wee dixon and you had your height measured on the wall against your siblings?

It's like that with willies.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 17:09, Reply)

as yet i have never wee'd on dixon

i live in hope.

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 16:28, Reply)

I don't understand what is going on here. O_o

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:23, Reply)

GOT MY EXTRA PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

*signs up*

( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 10:49, Reply)

*Freezes in midstep, wearing fisherman's hat*

Oh shit, who told ivesb?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 11:58, Reply)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*leers at dixon*

( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:40, Reply)

*happy dances*

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:50, Reply)

*glees*

Yays!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 17:07, Reply)

Whoooooooop!

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:48, Reply)

Sorry I need to pull out and come on your tits

we got a move date for the 29th so I won't be able to get down in time.

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 Apr 2008, 17:08, Reply)

*cries*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:30, Reply)

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 8:29, Reply)

Well we may as well CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!

:-(

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 9:08, Reply)

Nooooos!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:21, Reply)

NOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 17:05, Reply)

you gay

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 12 May 2008, 21:36, Reply)

i really should go..

..but im a coward..

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 17:27, Reply)

oh g'wan!

( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 8:29, Reply)

Don't be silly!

We hardly ever murder people anymore!!!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:21, Reply)

We don't?

Bugger. Cancel my booking. :)

( bennyhillslovechild, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:50, Reply)

i just wanted to express my joy at the room allocation

*happies*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 15:02, Reply)

Yeah, I remembered you wanted to be in a girlie room

And we all know kenny's a girl:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:02, Reply)

*sexes in the fuck*

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 12 May 2008, 21:37, Reply)

Does anyone fancy going to the Doctor Who Exhibition on the Sunday?

My Train home isn't while 3.30pm, and I thought I may go.You can book tickets online here If you wish to come along.We should set a time to go, and get the same tickets.

Just a thought. I know there are a few Dr Who fans on B3ta.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 May 2008, 18:02, Reply)

hmmm maybe... my train isn't till 5:30...

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:40, Reply)

mebbe

The Dr. Who exhibition in Blackpool was over-priced shite.

Best part about it was the burnt-out skeleton of the original K9, rescued from a fire.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:26, Reply)

I seem to recall it was £8

and had a fair amount of original series gumf which would leave new-series fans a little disappointed....they're everywhere now, there's one at Lands End also.

p.s. it seems there's been a juggle and we're now dormies, am I going to have to cover my eyes to not see Capt Wow forcing you into a mock marriage ceremony and insisting on having her wifely duties fulfilled? :-)

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 5 May 2008, 21:11, Reply)

No, but you might want to tape your bum cheeks together.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:01, Reply)

Is he serious? Is he kidding?

tune in next month kids.

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 7 May 2008, 16:31, Reply)

... when the swelling goes down and the bandages come off.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:19, Reply)

I just let out a real ha ha ha ha office lol then

:D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 8 May 2008, 20:14, Reply)

We had a grand time...

at the Doctor Who Exhibit at Earl's Court. If you try to go in from the Warwick Rd side, they'll make you walk around, so approach from the Brompton Rd side if feasable.

Mrs Thanatos, Les Petits Mortes and I had just spent several days in Cardiff and had visited the DW exhibit at the Red Dragon Centre across from the Millenium Centre. The Earl's Court Exhibit is waaay better. My only complaint is that it doesn't pay enough respect to the original series.

(thanatos, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:53, Reply)

That's actually 30 seconds walk from her as well:)

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:51, Reply)

i have decided to get with the spirit of the bash

despite being 16,904 km away!

( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:06, Reply)

Please send a full sized Zank cut out to the usual address.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:03, Reply)

sorry guys i'm going to have to drop out

damn money problems

( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:45, Reply)

:(

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:03, Reply)

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:09, Reply)

Yeah OK ;)

( cr3, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:18, Reply)

yay

i have yet to meet you

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 12 May 2008, 21:36, Reply)

Oh fuck it

I'll go

( WormuIus, Thu 8 May 2008, 10:11, Reply)

i'll put myself down

as a possibly maybe attending teh bash

( the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:28, Reply)

*glees*

The more the merrier:D

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Hmmm....

...it's a free weekend, and I've not been to a Londinium bash before... I wonder if I can make it?

I'd like to be there.

Where, exactly, is the bash? Can I get postcodes an' shit?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:29, Reply)

How's this for a prompt reply:P

It's in Earls Court and all the details are here which has much mouse over goodness!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:35, Reply)

Go on then...

...you talked me in to it, you silver tongued romeo.

I'm there.

Hotel: Booked.
Train: Booked.
Shoes: Shined.
Hat: From stock.
Gin: From stock.
Hookers: Pending.

Anything else I need to worry about? Is there a dress code?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:36, Reply)

Ohhhhh my lord.

If you're coming I might have to dress up.

*flees to wardrobe muttering under breath*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:57, Reply)

Darling...

...if you're coming, please dress in as little as possible...

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:49, Reply)

Pasties and a smile it is, then.

I do have my eye on some wonderful Jolly Roger ones.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:33, Reply)

Eaaaiaeieieuaaaeeh.

I just came over all funny.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 May 2008, 17:27, Reply)

That's definitely the correct response.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:30, Reply)

You came over Orphan Annie?!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:22, Reply)

Not yet...

...but give me ten minutes and I'll try again.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:13, Reply)

Living in London

Makes it my duty to go to this, doesn't it?

(Adamish Time of death, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:49, Reply)

PUROMYCIN LOVES KIDS

AND TEALORD LOVES THE POO

LOLOLOLOL

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:01, Reply)

Haha

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 May 2008, 18:14, Reply)

O NOES

i can't come now. :(

Cor, just think, Cunting for Agatha still hasn't been drawn live in the nation's capital - i'm surprised it's still standing to be honest.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, Reply)

:( *glums*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:48, Reply)

THIS IS A NONSENSE!

Cancel the other thing please.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 May 2008, 8:49, Reply)

boo :(

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

This saddens me to my very CORE

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:08, Reply)

I've just bought my tickets to get there.

YOU SHEDLOAD OF WANKPOTS

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:08, Reply)

brilliant news!

we can watch ROACHES. CLIMB. THE. WALL.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

Notes to self:

-Prof KM will probably show his willy for 50p
-Geoff the Clownfish will do most things for ale or gin

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:34, Reply)

-Tom O'Bedlam will have to sleep sometime

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:59, Reply)

That's what the rohypnol is for, you silly sausage :)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:02, Reply)

I reckon we should get £30 or £40 in 50p pieces

Eventually, he'll stop timing and just leave it out. AS IT SHOULD BE.

The world would be a better place if all the boys wandered around with their todgers on general display.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:13, Reply)

This is whatI keep telling the police

but they insist on arresting me all the time

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:58, Reply)

And what do you do for 50p?

PS, love the sig... one of the best songs evah!

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:58, Reply)

Most things

grand song indeed :D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:45, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!

i can't fucking make it! my financial backer* has dropped out at the last minute, for no other reason than she's being cuntish.

*mum won't lend me the cash after promising me she would.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 May 2008, 22:42, Reply)

SHIT

Are you fucking kidding me?! You're one of the people I most want to meet!

Ohhhhh no :-(

You will be missed.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:11, Reply)

thanks

that makes me feel slightly less shitty
*manages a weak :)*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:49, Reply)

damn shame

:-(

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:49, Reply)

indeed.

i'm trying to sort it to go to the derby bash in october.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Oh noes :(

They're dropping like flies

Big shame..

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:45, Reply)

:(

SMASH MONKEY SMASH!

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:14, Reply)

i'm so pissed off by the whole thing

that i've just had a ciggy for the first time in 4 months :(

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:25, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

bad smash :(

if you smoke after an argument they always win :(

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Oh Noes!

Such a shame!


Bloody mums!

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 24 May 2008, 20:23, Reply)

Finally...

The Future Mrs Scaramanga has confirmed she will be keeping an eye on me accompanying me to the Bash.

Best behaviour from me then

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:10, Reply)

There seems to be an alarmingly increasing number of /talkers signing up for this.

Be warned. You'd better be fluffy or we may return the compliment:
See replies to Wormulus up there ^^^

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:48, Reply)

I was thinking that nametags in some form might be a good idea (since so many people are going)

Maybe we could also make little star of davids for the talkers?

/Hull in a handcart

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:43, Reply)

^this

-facism

:D


Ok some facism

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:48, Reply)

Well they can;t withstand out musk!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:51, Reply)

Shut the fuck up Geoff.

This isn't 1950s America.

They're not a different breed of people.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:09, Reply)

A /talker who's also a MASSIVE CUNT told me to shut up

I'd better listen.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:31, Reply)

OMG TALK!

Fucking hell. Grow up

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:20, Reply)

'Ignore the main boarders'

www.b3ta.com/talk/4991728
Well that seems like a step forward.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:27, Reply)

Curses and damnation

The Planet has deserted me for a new(ish) girlfriend and a new job in Edinburgh.

So it will be me alone...although with a thoroughly ripped to shreds muscle connecting my thigh to my groin I'm looking most doubtful at the present moment.

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:04, Reply)

Oh noes!

Poor Bun :(

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:58, Reply)

boo, and indeed, hiss

hurry up and get well

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:02, Reply)

i have magic healing hands*

if you can hobble along i'll have that sorted in a trice, but please shower first.

*may contain a certain degree of untruth.

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:09, Reply)

Last minute and that...

can I come? Is there anywhere I can sleep?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 23 May 2008, 23:07, Reply)

Yeah if you look up the top ther's the contact number for a place round the corner.

Alternatively you can try the Court Hostel on either www.thecourthostel.co.uk or 020 7373 0027

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:49, Reply)

regards

We're back in the US, having finished the family holiday on the 17th. We had a great time in London (again) with one exception - The Apartments at #59 Longbridge Rd, right there in lovely Earl's Court. The bastards took an extra ₤35 for linens for the roll-away and promised us a delayed checkout time of 2pm. Not only were there no linens provided, but when we returned to finish packing and clear out, our luggage was piled in a corner. What wasn't in the corner was in a bag for the rubbish. Thus far, they haven't replied to my request for a refund, so if anybody happens by there (it's just up the road on the left) and were to do something amusing, photos would be appreciated.

(thanatos, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:42, Reply)

Longridge Road:P

Yup all the places there are a rip off .

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:03, Reply)

have fun kids

i wont be there

( mongychops, Mon 26 May 2008, 11:43, Reply)

Noooooooooooooooooo!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 May 2008, 13:05, Reply)

WHY ARE YOU A CUNT SOMETIMES? :(

( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 14:46, Reply)

i'm a cunt all the time

and i have other plans, soz

ktnxbye

( mongychops, Mon 26 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)

CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIST!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 26 May 2008, 15:11, Reply)

A /talk bash?

EXCELLENT!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 26 May 2008, 15:12, Reply)

I care for this even less.

:(

Well done.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 26 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

been here almost 6 years,,

probably about time i came to a bash...

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 26 May 2008, 17:32, Reply)

I'll get you a walking frame:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:28, Reply)

can you make sure theres a southern comfort

optic attached to it please? :D

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:04, Reply)

anybody want to sort out

a dorm or a double/treble room lest we annoy people who may want early nights at other hostels?

send me a gaz.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:26, Reply)

I just checked the booking engin of our sister hostel.

This is what is available


Click on the image and it'll pop you onto the booking page.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:57, Reply)

EDIT: I THINK I'M SORTED, SORRY. I'll sort out the room if I can get confirmation from some people

I'll sort out a triple; will order when people confirm.
1. GrandmaOfShoes
2
3
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:10, Reply)

Someone bring a pack of labels and some markers

i can't be fucked to learn anyone's name

:-D

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:08, Reply)

We could have a "speed bash"

Like speed dating, you get 2 mins with everyone, that way everyone will meet everyone.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:55, Reply)

that is not a stupid idea, i like it.

However, might be like trying to herd cats!

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:23, Reply)

also

i'll give YOU a speed bash

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:24, Reply)

*Gets in line*

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, Reply)

*bashes without mercy

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:24, Reply)

Here's the thing though,

with bashes, you've known everybody so long, it's amazingly easy to put faces to names.

Every bash I've been to, I've recognised everybody within minutes. It's weird, but easy.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:35, Reply)

I'm not sure

there's about 20 names that I regularly chat with, but i can't often remember what i've said to whom! Which can be embarassing. We are all b3ta!

I think i'll recognise around 10 people.

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:46, Reply)

I am writing my name on my t-shirt

And bringing pens so people can scribble on me in return. This may end in tears, but hey!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)

I will try

to make a surprise entrance

( c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:54, Reply)

Bring all your supply

of dancing cats :-)

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 28 May 2008, 18:06, Reply)

I am jealouses.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:52, Reply)

I AM WEASIL!

Send me your picture and your comment and I shall print it out an put it on the wall with the others.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:29, Reply)

UPDATE ---- UPDATE ---- UPDATE ---- UPDATE ---- UPDATE ---- UPDATE ---- UPDATE ---- UPDATE ---- UPDATE ----

Dixon had an emergency appendectomy on Monday. He's alright, I've spoken to him, but he's only going to chance flying if he's sure he'll be alright.

Thank fuck he's ok, I've been very worried for a couple of days.




*heartbroken*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:38, Reply)

Aah bless. Glad he's ok tho'.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:57, Reply)

there's brave and soldiering on

some antibiotics and it should just be a gnawing pain where they keyhole-surgery-ed him, I'm sure he can pull through and make it.

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:02, Reply)

:(

Well I'm just glad he is OK. All the coolest people have appendectomies!!!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:06, Reply)

poor lad :(

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, Reply)

Wow

i wondered where he was.

It'd be such a shame if he couldn't make it because he's the tip top of tip toppery.

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:37, Reply)

Oh dear!

I shall cross my remaining appendices in the hope he recovers (I have two special ones for processing kebabs and pies).

Hope you can make it, baldy! It's been AGES.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)

:(

Get well soon Dix if you're reading this

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Get well soon Dixypoos.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 18:54, Reply)

all of the above Dixon, get well soon

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:58, Reply)

HE'S RUBBISH

but i hope he gets well soon and i will make special balloons in his honourand everything

Are there any spanish peoples or people who speak spanish going to the bash? i may have spanish person with me or meeting me there...
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:32, Reply)

I've got a bit of vocabulary but my grammar's shocking.

We'll manage fine.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:28, Reply)

ella está embarazada

= she is pregnant

which I always thought was a bit odd as it sounds like embarrassed

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:21, Reply)

I can say

Satan is in my backpack
Look at me
Listen to me
Where is the brothel?
Where is my donkey?

and

One beer please.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:31, Reply)

heh

the missus is pretty fluent, but shy.

Better at german and italian.

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:37, Reply)

I can say "My Hovercraft is full of Eels" in Hungarian, if that helps?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 May 2008, 21:11, Reply)

Yes!

( Ttssattsr, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:29, Reply)

aye

my gf is fluent - plus heavy Andaluz accent

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 May 2008, 21:28, Reply)

it was to be expected

bloody drama queen.


get well soon dix'

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Ah bless you Cappy and bless you all - and Tiny Tim.

I just got out of hospital and I will unfortunately not be able to fly tomorrow morning to London. :( I'm not really in a fit state to make that journey just yet - and apart from everything else, I'm not allowed to drink alcohol for at least a week :(((

Please raise a glarse at some point in the evening for me (or for those who don't like me, you can celebrate me not being there).

2 pics for you to print out and look at while eating at the prebash BBQ:

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/stitch1.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/stitch2.jpg

I am most upset about the whole thing and will miss you all.

x

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:31, Reply)

wow, nice tidy job they done

you're absence will be very strange.

:(

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:36, Reply)

I can't make the bbq

But if I bring pennies can I has bbqed veggie sausage in bun at pub? Otherwise will feel sad. Me like bbq muchly.

Note to self - this kind of talk sounds cuter coming from a kitten

( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:10, Reply)

Sort of...

It looks like they do food (PDF), yes, but I have selective blindness when it comes to vegetarian dishes, so I can't comment on your freaky lifestyle choices.

KTHXBAI

Oh, and apprently "discerning drinkers named O'Neill's as THE place to go for a pint of the black stuff"... by "black stuff" I think they mean "the world's blandest kegged stout".

Who are these "discerning drinkers"? The International Federation of Acute Dysgeusia Patients?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:01, Reply)

We could go to this on Sunday...

www.tiscali.co.uk/telectroscope/home.php

I don't think anyone's got their cock out yet, so it could be a b3ta mass-arrest first!
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:40, Reply)

This HAS to be done

diplomatic incident plz

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:24, Reply)

^this^

( bennyhillslovechild, Fri 30 May 2008, 22:34, Reply)

No

You're going to church and you're going to like it young man!!!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:40, Reply)

pffft

maybe we should!

*shines shoes

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:24, Reply)

Erm... OK.

This one? Is it very far from Earl's Court?
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:56, Reply)

No

this one
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:24, Reply)

No

this one
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:48, Reply)

No

this one
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:24, Reply)

I like...

...this one the best!

It's got glue, steaks, stuffing for vintage Chesterfields - what more could you ask for?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Or 'BBQ' as I call it here:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)

I so want to go...

and originally put my name down, but after a mad night last night at a much nearer venue in Stratford-upon-Avon, I'll have to leave it this time.

(ianonline, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:15, Reply)

Damn you Shakespeare!!!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 May 2008, 8:20, Reply)

am en route!

slaters, yeah

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:23, Reply)

Yay

I have the gazebo up as bad weather looms!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:45, Reply)

arse, is it going to rain?

it's looking pretty grim in Slough

and I haven't even seen what the weather's like

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 31 May 2008, 13:20, Reply)