The 126,399th London Bash - Earls Court
OK; we're packed to the rafters. If you want somewhere really cheap there's a place called
One Barkston Gardens and their number is 020 7373 4322

The rooms have now been allocated:

1)
The Great Architect
Bennyhillslovechild
2)
GSTQ
Afinkawan
Mushroom
The Hedgehog From Hell
3)
Mstandot
Cakie
Tribs
Onephilosophy
4)
Lord Saccharine
5)
Verity
6)
Tissattsr
Mr. Pineapple
Hexchordal
7)
Professor Kenny Martin/ Jessie
Crazy Jude
Top up the tea
Smash Monkey
9)
Dixon
Captain Wow
Rotating Wobbly Hat
Tom O’Bedlam
10)
Mrs. Trellis
Mr. Trellis
Mrs. Trellis’s mummy bump




All the directions, maps and addresses can be found here.

If you want any more info gaz me or email me on londonbash@ocallaghans.co.uk





Lots of people have been asking me if they should bring anything for the BBQ and I think
the easiest option is if I buy everything and I'll just pop a box out if anyone want to
donate anything towards it (If you're short of cash please don't donate anything, I'm more
than happy to cover the costs).

On the Sunday I've been told that the Dr. Who Exhibition is on and it's about 30 seconds walk
from the hostel. So if people want something to do the next day I know there's
a few people going.

If you want to bring laptops etc there is wiffy and lockers in all dorms so that you can lock them away from the other thieving b3tards.
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:44, Reply)

I'm there.
With my hair. And an eclair.

A bit like Fred Astaire. But not like Cher. BLEURGH.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, Reply)

I should have the courtyard finished by then!
It looks like a building site at the mo!






( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Loooovely.

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:01, Reply)

Well it would have been 4 foot deep in old beds and matresses with a huge shed the last time you were here
Just to get it to look like that has taken aaaaages!
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:07, Reply)

cor blimey!

( McBadger BUMS!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:06, Reply)

It's good to see the Christmas tree is still doing well though:D

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:13, Reply)

cor, there certainly are alot of sexy new people on this list
since I last looked!

Looking to be a right little shindig :D

'edit' and yes, keep the xmas tree and decorate it!
( McBadger BUMS!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:19, Reply)

That's done me 2 years that has!

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:34, Reply)

:D
'edit' 70 people? o_o

This is looking fookin' epic!
( McBadger BUMS!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:22, Reply)

I see a flaw in your BBQ
It is made of mdf
( Dixon I guess Lorraine's down in Africa, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:04, Reply)

very nice!
i think your bench needs going over again though....
=D
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Wed 7 May 2008, 9:08, Reply)

nice progress :D

( McBadger BUMS!, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:23, Reply)

You'd fucking better be there with an eclair.

( Dixon I guess Lorraine's down in Africa, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:01, Reply)

I shall pick some up.
You'll have to remind me though, you know what I'm like.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:44, Reply)

Get the man his pastry!:O

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 15:29, Reply)

It's the week after my birthday
but a return to Earls Court/London bash would have its appeals for various reasons so I shall do my very best to attend
( Jessie © is wanted by the police, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, Reply)

*yays*

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, Reply)

*bums*

( Dixon I guess Lorraine's down in Africa, Tue 13 May 2008, 15:16, Reply)

Bollocks.
I have to go to Italy the day after this, otherwise I would've gone. It's not fair.
( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Only just seen this
You bastard.

Shame my wedding is such a burden.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is a bit nervous about the impending wedding, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:01, Reply)

As if you need further proof
that marriage is a bad idea.
( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:07, Reply)

provisionally up for this
but am possibly away.

And Earl's Court?

Earl's Fucking Court?
( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:05, Reply)

It's where the magic happens.
;-)

Do come, it'll be lovely. I'll buy you a pint.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:19, Reply)

What about me?
Will you buy me a pint?
( Professor Kenny Martin is selling a lovely Boss GT-8, gaz me for info, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Of course I will.
I probably owe you one! At least! I owe Afinkawan about 9.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:34, Reply)

Just to echo waspy...
...probably up for this. But...

Earls Court? I'm not Australian.
( Bohica Jambon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Coz I can put people up
and it's easier for me to atttend there plus it's central and the pub does cheap beer.
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:27, Reply)

interesting definition of "central"...

( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:45, Reply)

It is. It's zone one!

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:36, Reply)

provisionally me and the girlfriend
yes
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:13, Reply)

I will come, and see what you orrible lot are all like in da flesh
mmm flesh
(Evilscary snarls ineffectually at you on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:26, Reply)

We can see who's scarier:P

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:36, Reply)

Hurrah, a scare-off!
I'll get my gurning pants
(Evilscary snarls ineffectually at you on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:43, Reply)

/6'4" with a mow blog:P

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:46, Reply)

Pfft, I'm more frightening than you are.
And I'm a foot shorter.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:50, Reply)

Hahaha
You're fluffy and lightness:P
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:27, Reply)

As are you!

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:35, Reply)

*shhh!*

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:37, Reply)

I'm not at all scary
But I will be the shortest person there, almost guaranteed...
( Mrs Trellis flunked flank, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:07, Reply)

we are the same height then
/short arse
( mugatu, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Reserve me a bed, son.
I should be able to make it, but as always, lots of things have to happen to guarantee my attendence... ;)

- Can we get the function room of O'Neills?
- What is the Chav factor of that pub?
- "EARL'S COURT"??? (No idea, just copying everyone else)
( Dixon I guess Lorraine's down in Africa, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:29, Reply)

Yays most certainly sir!
No Chavs, last non post pub in Earls Court. I'll ask about the function room as I know some of the bar staff. If we get enough people it should be OK.
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:35, Reply)

I thought you wouldn't be able to make this one!
It'll be 100% better if you can though.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:48, Reply)

The manager told the barmaid not to serve us our last round (I should say this was yonks ago)
(after we'd spent well over £100 of course).
When I asked him why he said to me 'Let's just say I don't like the look of your jewellery'.
I was wearing the usual nancy attire of the time, those stainless hoop things with the ball.
I complained to Bass Taverns as they run Compton's in Soho too. They sent me a rugby shirt.
( Geoff the Clownfish - ice cream on the blood day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:55, Reply)

You were wearing BCRs and he had a go at you for it?
Sorry, because of your sexuality? But everyone wears them!

Some people are just cunts. Poor you *hug*
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:59, Reply)

S'alright
I quite like the shirt. It's a 5 nations one. You can't get them in the shops.
( Geoff the Clownfish - ice cream on the blood day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:10, Reply)

Ooooh
I love rugby shirts, best things in the world for comfiness.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Yeah that's the no Chav policy:P

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, Reply)

No, you don't understand - I'm asking since I look like a chav

( Dixon I guess Lorraine's down in Africa, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:29, Reply)

THer;s a seperate bash for your sort in Essex:P

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:58, Reply)

OY
we don't like his sort round our neck of the woods thank you very much...
( crazyjude pie, cheese and cayke, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:21, Reply)

How marvellous...
I'll try and drag Mrs. Doom along as well, she seemed to enjoy the one up in Birmingham...
( Sonic James Doom SUSEJ!!!!!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:34, Reply)

The London Bashes are the Holy Grail of bashes:D

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:39, Reply)

...next to Derby of course :p

( Jessie © is wanted by the police, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:40, Reply)

Twinned B3ta cities!:D

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:50, Reply)

Marvellous

( brianftang has a new webmonkey type job, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:38, Reply)

yays

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:39, Reply)

I'm a possibly
verging on probably
( Sunburnt Tiger thinks you should preorder Space Captain Smith, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:52, Reply)

That sounds like a yup to me:P

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:53, Reply)

Change the venue & I'll be there.

( Geoff the Clownfish - ice cream on the blood day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:57, Reply)

What's wrong with the venue?!
Apart from not being in Ealing?:P
Sadly it being there is pretty much the only way I can be ther:(
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:00, Reply)

See my story up there^^
Admittedly this was a few years ago, however my experience of O'Neills pubs is they're a bit minging.
And they don't sell real ale.
( Geoff the Clownfish - ice cream on the blood day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:04, Reply)

They don't that's true.
But the whole place has changed. New manager and fantastic staff.
It now has the reputation as the last unpretencious pubs on Earls Court Road.
It's be great if you'd forgive them, as it wouldn't be the same without ya!
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:13, Reply)

I like pretentious pubs
They go well with my wine and croissant
( Dixon I guess Lorraine's down in Africa, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:30, Reply)

Yeah but that's coz you're a cunt!:P

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, Reply)

I'll have a think about it
while I place my toys carefully back in the pram
( Geoff the Clownfish - ice cream on the blood day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:38, Reply)

Please do?

( Jessie © is wanted by the police, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:42, Reply)

WTF!?!!!!
No real ale, What kind of a pubs is that?
Looks like I'll be on the cider or rum then, that stuff gives me a headache so try to be quiet in the morning...
(Cakie Lesbian dads in space!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:21, Reply)

*packs one-woman-band kit*

( Mrs Trellis flunked flank, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:05, Reply)

*packs earplugs*

(Cakie Lesbian dads in space!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:15, Reply)

Gah!
No cask? And they call it a pub? What sort of freakshow are they running there?

Looks like I'll be on G&T then.
( Doctor When - as seen in "The Chap" magazine, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:47, Reply)

I'm there!!!!
If you can get me a bad, I dare say,I can come!!



London lol!!!
( Mstandot Now has a Wii, and is RAWKIN' OUT badly!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:11, Reply)

And what about a bed?

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:14, Reply)

bad /bed.
My spellimg is very bed you know!!
( Mstandot Now has a Wii, and is RAWKIN' OUT badly!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:17, Reply)

That's OK
My smellings bad too.
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:48, Reply)

WHAT FUN IT'LL BE!!!!!!!!!!!
you all get to meet ME! HEXACHORDAL! from the INTERNET!





WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:22, Reply)

Really? Oh that's dead good, is that.

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, Reply)

Aah! *un-signs up*
But teh cap'n is going!!

*has to go*
( Mstandot Now has a Wii, and is RAWKIN' OUT badly!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:36, Reply)

v_v
bullying, online, serious business :(
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:18, Reply)

Aww *hugs*
I yam only joking.
( Mstandot Now has a Wii, and is RAWKIN' OUT badly!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:52, Reply)

In blatent disregard for my degree I shall be attending in the middle of exam period
so don't say i don't love you all
( Tom O'Bedlam just got a First in one of his modules!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, Reply)

*love*
Excellent.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:06, Reply)

Shitting yes.
London's only a 45 mins train ride. So consider me definitely there.
( Ttssattsr Spacegod., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:10, Reply)

Yays
But how long will it take on your horse and cart?
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:16, Reply)

45 mins to London, fuck all on the tube, and then finding the pub.
I'd have to leave kinda early too though to catch the last train.
( Ttssattsr Spacegod., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:22, Reply)

Finding the pub is a piece of piss.
Leave Earls Court station at the Earls Court road exit, tturn right and walk about three minutes to Onealls.
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 8:57, Reply)

how comes you didn't make it to the sheffield bash in the end?
I was expecting to be schooled in how to drink.
( Tom O'Bedlam just got a First in one of his modules!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:22, Reply)

Monetary issues. I was really gutted about that aswell.
But fear not, I shall be a drunken oaf this time!
( Ttssattsr Spacegod., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:22, Reply)

O'Neill's
Feckin' O'Neill's?

what the hell... I'll come along anyways ;)
( chunderbunny only three more weeks of loneliness :(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 7:42, Reply)

Yays!
Coz I should be able to get their function room, plus as Oneills's go it's not that bad.
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 8:38, Reply)

you'd SO better be there

( TopUpTheTea do me a favour - http://bux.to/?r=misstea, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 15:02, Reply)

A london bash???
do my eyes decieve me?

You mean, I can stay within the M25 force field AND sleep in my own bed?

What's not to like?
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 8:43, Reply)

you might see my socks

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 8:48, Reply)

As long as their safe socks we're ok.

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:03, Reply)

'safe'
as in the way wot 13 year olds talk?
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:34, Reply)

exactly
wiv a barbecue as well:D
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:03, Reply)

\o/
nyom nyom
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:33, Reply)

My hideous groinal acne and occasional murdering.

( grey kid ...if it rhymes, I can cause trouble in it, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:09, Reply)

I will be in attendance,
I might bring along my lovely lady too.
Thistle be my first bash and I'm thoroughly looking forward to meeting all you wonderful cunts in the flesh.
(Cakie Lesbian dads in space!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:57, Reply)

I'll need to look at train/flight prices
but should be able to make this one, can I have a bed please?
( Laird Dave Draws cultivating a baby quiff, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:54, Reply)

*pats mattress*

( Dixon I guess Lorraine's down in Africa, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:50, Reply)

Butcher nee Wicks nee Beale?

( Geoff the Clownfish - ice cream on the blood day, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:57, Reply)

that'll be the most humid mattress ever

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:25, Reply)

legend


She'll be serving at the bash, 'parrently
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:35, Reply)

WHat??
A second one?!
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 21:06, Reply)

FFS
With all you gorgeous lot going I guess I can't say no.
( Geoff the Clownfish - ice cream on the blood day, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:58, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSS
GtC IS IN! MY LIFE IS WORTH LIVING.
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:18, Reply)

Are you coming on to me?

( Geoff the Clownfish - ice cream on the blood day, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 18:19, Reply)

IN to you, yes.

( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, Reply)

i'll definately be wanting a bed or a box in th courtyard.
save a few beds, but only let female japanese students have them.

and if essential actually turns up i'll drink rum all night and bugger the after effects, although i wouldn't want to be sharing a room with me if i do.
( god save the queen calling down the thunder, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:39, Reply)

if essential turns up, then I'LL turn up
if only to do a duet of 'Whispering Grass'
( The Great Architect has Wii: has aching arm, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:42, Reply)

Is that a TGA yes then?

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:04, Reply)

And what am I - invisible?
*sobs*
( Geoff the Clownfish - ice cream on the blood day, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:31, Reply)

Who said that?

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:48, Reply)

if essential confirms he's going to swim the Atlantic to get here, then that's a 'possibly'
although it's in term time for teaching, so it's not likely to be a 'yes'
( The Great Architect has Wii: has aching arm, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:16, Reply)

But.... but... Archie!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! We could do our Humph's b'day/MC bash on the day after :)
( Mrs Trellis flunked flank, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:59, Reply)

there are so many people going
you won't miss li'l ol' me :)
( The Great Architect has Wii: has aching arm, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:03, Reply)

I'm all exited already.

(Cakie Lesbian dads in space!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:34, Reply)

any talkers going?

( Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, Reply)

GROSS.

( Ttssattsr Spacegod., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:37, Reply)

We can hope not!:D

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:21, Reply)

ME
but I'm a /boarder now, so nerr. :)
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:19, Reply)

D:
D:

D:
( Ttssattsr Spacegod., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:38, Reply)

AFter what happened to me at the Xmas bash
I fucking hope not!
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:27, Reply)

Please share

( Geoff the Clownfish - ice cream on the blood day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:25, Reply)

bunch of fuckers
"Hello, I'm Joe Scaramanaga!

"Aaaahhh... you're /board aren't you?"

"Yes."

"OK. I'm just going to get my drink over there..."

*vanishes*
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:37, Reply)

Tossers
/maybe if you'd spelled your name right when you said it they might have taken you more seriously ;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish - ice cream on the blood day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:49, Reply)

i had a similar thing last week i n sheffield
just me and in vino veritas of /board
( Tom O'Bedlam just got a First in one of his modules!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:25, Reply)

its a shame
when people make the effort.

But I've had nothing but fluffikins from /board bashes. And when I've taken people they've always been made to feel welcome as well.
( Joe Scaramanga