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This is a link post I would like to think that this 30 seconds is not fake
probably is but worth a butchers.
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gakey as hell, I reckons.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post must be
no one exploded.
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Hun. Don't forget to pick up some ketamine and a pint of milk on the way home
I also suspect Fray is correct for which I will be punished.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep got the milk,derbac and ket on my way dear

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post an eye for an eye
Inshallah!
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree: FAKE

Reminded me of this seriously fake CCTV mugging video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjwYm8aylg
 (Big Ramifications, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 5:50, , Reply)
This is a link post The spy who came in from Al-Quedia
Aimen Dean was a founding member of al-Qaeda, swearing an oath of allegiance with Osama bin Laden. In 1998 he was picked up and interrogated by British intelligence. Disillusioned with al-Qaeda's terrorist agenda, he took the dramatic decision to become a spy for MI6 and MI5. He spent eight years under cover as a spy in the UK and at the heart of al Qaeda in Afghanistan. He tells his story publicly for the first time.

Listened to this this morning. Very enlightening on the whole 'Al-Queda' thang.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was listening to that too.
Very interesting stuff. He must have balls of steel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that
then I thought 'is he or isn't he?' He is a very intelligent chap, he could be playing both sides. But there again, some of the info he has given up was very valuable. A great listen all the same
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I expect to see him on the news as "missing" any time soon. Or he'll end up like Yuschenko or Nemtsov.
I suppose that expectation just makes him that much more heady.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes ^ this too
It really gives you a visceral feel for events.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose turning them into double-agents is more effective than kidnapping them and wiring their nuts to a car battery in Guantanamo bay

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That place was closed in 2009.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gee thanks Obama

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I usually pay for that sort of treatment...

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't matter what side they are on
as long as they can play the game
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst I understand the need for informatants i'm not going to idolise him as he surely has blood of many innocents on his hands.
Also how come he's going so public?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Dude gets clothes stolen after doing some herbage with complete strangers.
No shirt, no shoes, no dice!


 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That ticks a lot of boxes.
We've got 'Frisco and guys willing to get naked and share their stash with total strangers.

Where do I sign up? I can always buy more clothes.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post face punching?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a 15% "tip" for that.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post As my granny used to say:
"There's nowt like a bit of rough trade."
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post No shit

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Advert

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made me smile

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent ad

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liked it. Cheers.

Here's another funny GEICO commercial. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE0_GaLsX1Y

I love the screamingly obvious, and loud, unsolicited advice given to the worried looking Asian chick.
 (Big Ramifications, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 5:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post the caveman ones are great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8o_YqzMBoo
 (Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
haha, that's good
 (@feelwelcome Hello, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the terrible mulligan?
The ad didn't need a high-def dog saliva soundtrack, so why did they put one on?
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Priority ticket link for Vic and Bob tour
I'll be in Portsmouth (edit: ooops, nope, I mean Brighton)

fuck you London
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got mine for Birmingham.
Can't wait!
 (I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT?
You know you're missing out on a quality merking, or a tube crush, or a FPN for using a bus-lane via a gnats cock stuck on the bumper.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Wonderfully not an option... Brizzle pre sales already sold out btw, general sale starts on 6th
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post "a quality merking"
Genuine lols
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love Vic and Bob,
but all those venues seem shit for such visual comedians.

I fear it will just end up a catchphrase shout-along.

(Are you linking to this because of the guest star in the Facebook comments at the bottom?)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I had Ghostery on and didn't see that. But now...thanks for that. Right made my day.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a link post What the weasel riding the woodpecker was really doing I made this!
We saw the weasel riding a woodpecker through the skies. Where was he going? Now we know the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah!
How curious.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fact truth!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha yay!

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weasel justice!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unexpected end!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woodpecker retribution!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..
Too martyr!
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat Island
"So far 10 cats have been neutered in order to control their population." Is this an early April Fool?
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. It's real.
They also have a rabbit island overrun with tame rabbits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is untill there batterys run out

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Don't worry shorty, you're normal.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "the penis of the average Joe is all of 9.16 cm in length and has a girth of 9.31 cm".
eh? I'm not normal then.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post There, there, don't feel so glum.
I was going to say POIDH, but with the /links crew, it might blow up the internets.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post you mean don't have a cube shaped penis?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post :-(.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear Picasso was a cubist.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a spherical cow if that would help.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 1:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god for the billions of Chinese bringing the average down

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't forget all the children and women

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Gar Glitter. AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno if we're on a nickname basis yet

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Candida: For those of you who thought it was only fungal infection
Yep, someone's been listening to pick of the pops again
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
sorry that you don't get to see the full line-up.

Danny Bonaduce....again
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yanni has been around forever!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post My crotch has gone all fungal again
Must be getting to that time of year to have a bath and change those pants
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, that was boring

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was also hoping for a little more
..like the oven door crashing down on the hairy bugger
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPsNnjKr4es
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Now Unity3D's gone free as well. Madness.
(of interest only to nerdy game programmer types)
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't the personal version already free?
At least until your company had a revenue over $100k anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Unity Personal (including the iOS and Android platform deployment options) may not be used by:

a Commercial Entity that has either: (a) reached annual gross revenues in excess of US$100,000, or (b) raised funds (including but not limited to crowdfunding) in excess of US$100,000, in each case during the most recently completed fiscal year;
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that
We looked at the licensing about three weeks ago for a project that never actually happened. Still, we've now got an Occulus Rift in the office as a result of planning for that project, so its not all bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here too. Not that impressed to be honest. It is just 2 LCD screens really close to your eyes after all.
A long way to go before it can be considered truly immersive. Or maybe it's just because it made me feel sick.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was moderately impressed
We had Half Life 2 running on it and it worked pretty well - right up until it froze to load the next scene and my stomach lurched.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that load screen when you are on the air-boat
is especially jarring!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but it was stripped down, feature-wise
New model is: All engine features are available for free, if you earned less than $100,000 last year.

There's some analytics and cloud stuff locked in the paid-for version, but all actual engine features are in both.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah, that could be it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Bullshit Pub Anecdote Generator I made this!
I made this for/at Comedy Central. It took ages. Fuck-all people seem to have clicked on it. Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Legless Generator.
Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happended to him?

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is true one
I once hit a pool ball so hard it flew off the table, bounced off the duke box and landed in someone's pint, splashing him in the face.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Official pfft!

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I ran into Gandhi in a dark alley once. He was taking the piss so me and my Dad took my glove off and slapped him round the face with it. Things like that happen to me all the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sheeit.
There are a few singular/plural issues like that in it. Bugger.
 (I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he only has one hand
That just makes the story more interesting if anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I asked Billie Piper to get out of my way once.
I was trying to get to the bar. She was in my way. It was a bit awkward because she interpreted me repeatedly saying "Excuse me" as me trying to get her attention, so she turned around and gave me a big beaming smile and said "Hello, I'm Billie!", and I just sort of mumbled, "Can you get out of my way please. I want to get a pint." She looked a bit miffed.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would be good for the Trufax or Gake quiz at the London Bash.
Did I mention a London Bash? Oh, right. Well, there's a London Bash. Check /calendar.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
That's great. Will use the mayonnaise story later.
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a link post 7 Seconds Of Love (my ska band) are reforming to play the Boomtown festival in August I made this!


It's a good lineup, will be an awesome show. YEAH! We're getting the band back together baby! ON A MISSION FROM GOD!

(maybe not actually god)
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post /talk would love this!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post wouldn't they just

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, are you asking me or agreeing with me?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gratz!
ooooh...Dub Pistols playing as well....make sure you check them out. good luck and all that.
 (I helped save b3ta! GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it's going to be awesomes

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, I work for BoomTown
I shall seek you out.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
see you there
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post fishbone are playing
an honour and a privilage to see them at Glasgow Barrowlands in 1993. Best gig ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post they are literally just a bone from a herring
sitting there on stage. it's quite an arty performance
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post puts glasses on
ah there ye are :). Middle of the bill not bad!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post lalalalallaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor fucking Conway
He's always billed next to Count Skylarkin. Even The Pisdicables got away from him this time.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Reading in 1995
Still, MDC are good live. RDF are bunch of fucking hippies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ska you say?
I'd be there like a shot, but it's too far away. Hope you have a great gig though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay !
i shall try to get down for this, looks ace .
which version of the beat is playing ? i saw the everett moreton branch a couple of weeks ago it was flippin awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm quite surprised that they censor a charge sheet
I'd have thought it was important to state exactly what was said? As it is I'm wondering what d (i) might have been.
 (richardm, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post minge?

(sithemong, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post No thanks,
I've just had toast.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mastodon?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post mormom or minge eating fuckwit ?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post mong?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know Pissflaps
is scottish. It explains a lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post "m****"??
Smile at "Shrek"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Minge?
(It's a suggestion, not an offer...)
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably 'mongo'

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, pupil F deserved it.
(And his mum IS a right goer)
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Way to bring it back to earth.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's like a lost page from the script of Kes

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shrek

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! I love sandwich bit!
But it is horrible as well.




*titters*
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
And I can't say i'm suprised
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woodwork and PE? But those roles usually attract Oxbridge fellows!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh he's a PE teacher?
They're always cunts.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I sympathise with the bloke... Kids are fucking arsehole cunts at times
...You just don't say it.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^He sounds like an absolute prick
but a lot of kids are utter shits, and I feel sorry for every teacher in Glasgow, for example..
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Nothing like sweeping generalisations, huh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post i feel sorry fo the teacher
I really wouldnt be surprised if the kids had said something similar first - and these were his replies... then the kids did the " i was just sitting there and the teacher said nasty things to me"

In my day teachers were religously name called etc to the brink of running out of the classroom crying... it was horrible to watch.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a link post New Bond Film leaked
Obvs not really. This is far better than the Daniel Craig nonsense.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post crappy though the visuals are
they work quite well with the theme
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Adi Shankar seems to be very busy recently.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and gone

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Bloody Rupert Murdoch.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I look forward to lots of these Trinity group employees being locked up

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I would come in my pants
if Piers Moron gets dragged into this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^THIS
Especially after his holier than though attitude. Hope the piece of shit goes down.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Literally' would be the cherry on the cake
'..over broken glass' would be a light dusting of cocaine
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's really nothing compared to the government sponsored hacking. It will likely affect more future elections and politics than Murdoch ever dreamed of.
The US used to have such a robust civil liberties crowd...

america.aljazeera.com/articles/2015/2/20/NSA-SIM-card.html
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You couldn't have done it without GCHQ
You're WELCOME btw.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post George Carlin's Happy Quotes?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Single source. Spun by Greenwald. "Victim" denies it. Nobody believes them.
Why is the press so keen to just except all these accusations at face value? Doesn't seem like very good investigative journalism to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know. Now, if Bush was in office still, we would get pitchforks and torches!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait. You agree with me?
Most people just say I'm paid by the NSA. I think I'm going mad.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post We definitely need a way to monitor for security, but the fear is that it will be used against political targets. I think people will only care if a Republican takes office. Then all the anti-war, civil liberties groups will experience a renaissance.
But you can see how a lot of the information is being used already to silence political opponents: Gen. Petraeus disagreed publicly and all of the sudden his affair just happened to be discovered. Tip of the iceberg.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's good to know that ALL tabloid journalists are scumbags

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Effortlessly brilliant.
Nina Simone shows how it's done.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is fantastic
She's such a great singer I slightly forgot she's an amazing pianist too.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well said
Every time I listen to Nobody's Fault But Mine I curse how shit I've got at piano (and that I can't bloody sing)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never noticed that she had such a wide dynamic range
Must have driven sound engineers to suicide.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was really good.
Until she opened her gob and started WHINGING.
 (Big Ramifications, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(Big Ramifications, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are vaguely aware of the shit she went through in her life, non?

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Maybe this is more your style.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awww.
Apologies for not wanting to listen to a famous talented adored financially independent woman moaning about how terrible she's got it – in the present tense.

For any future discussion on this, please refer to Dave Chappelle, above.
 (Big Ramifications, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 3:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post purple link :)
Listened again because she's the BESTEST and this is one of my favourite songs.

Wrap your lugholes around some Sinnerman from the same recording (it does go a bit Whiplash in the middle though).

Nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, nice one!

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post She be shittin on the microphone.. Yo.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barry Norman's looking well

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch it on the FP with Mohammed Ali dancing in time with his swinging nipple tassles!

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a link post The Starving Games full film
been a while since i last saw this some good bits some meh bits
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a link post On the pull
Lads, when you are at a party and the host begins offering the Japanese hors-d'oeuvres.... say this joke and I guarantee you will pull a bird.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZmWGZVvfiE
(Big Ramifications, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:16, , Reply)

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