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This is a normal post bass to mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's 93.7g in ounces?
BrokenCoccyx's comment notwithstanding, the only people I know who still use imperial measures are drug dealers.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3.3 oz
just over 26 eighths, or a shit load of teenths
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post 26 Henrys and 52 teenfs you mean

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now THAT is a measurement I can understand. Thank you for speaking the Queen's English.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somehow I can't imagine Madge buying teenths.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's that in double decker buses?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post i bet he's got loads of piscine videos

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post bound to have loads of BuCarpKoi

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post He obviously prefers blowfish

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two girls, one carp.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he likes to fisht

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're treating it as a hake crime

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Messes with the wrong people, and he'll soon be sleeping with the fishes.

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 2 Sep 2016, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice gaff

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Chains (work in progress) I made this!
Some Vinyl samples a finally got around to using. Hip-hop-ish thing, a work in progress, but nevertheless curious as to what you think!
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your usual high standard
<3
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liking it so far.

(nobby.uk Lurking since 2006!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post WELL-ACE WITH A SPRINKLING OF MEGA.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is great!
What are you using - software, or some kind of workstation?
 (I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Propellerhead Reason (9)

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post This sounds greta thus far.
Nice and mellow, look forward to hearing more
 (StrictlySaurus keeping it mesozoic, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a link post See your Sonics and raise you a 13th Floor Elevators
You're gonna miss me baby.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Wine reviews I made this!
I've been reviewing wine
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post "A waste of good grapes"

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Life is too short
To be drinking bad wine
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you spit or swallow?

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guzzle

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quaff.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 3:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Queef

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not too chablis!
Click!
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found the writing to be very sancerre

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like wine
Lots of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like big vats and I cannot lie.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Triple word score lols.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good

I've got the app but haven't bought any wine yet due to the current lack of reviews affecting the ratings, they're all too close etc. Basically, keep in with the reviews and I'll look out for yours. Fifty quid on a bottle though?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one
If you follow, i'll follow everyone.

Yes, looking a the prices in one go made me realise I spend alot on wine. But, I FUCKING LOVE WINE
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm the same with gigs

It's only when I looked at the fact I could be going to London two, sometimes three times a month (ticket, fayre, food/booze, hotel) costing towards £200 a time that I realised it was becoming unsustainable. I''m having to not go to stuff sometimes now :o(

Keep the reviews going, I'll join up and follow when I can. Does it say which shop(s) they're available from?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Hipsters!
SMH
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'll give u a click for unexpectedness

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this that cafe where you can get noshed off while you have a brew?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1400441
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soon to arrive in Switzerland after which you will go to straight to Dignitas to resolve self loathing issues

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, that's fucking disgusting...
...portrait.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, Russell Brand has let himself go.
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Sonics!

(m.auron, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I am formulating an opinion about this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes your opinion has had some formulation
Don't worry hun we can try tomorrow.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Girl gets teeth pulled, reveals more under medication than she planned.
She's a fan of the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, of course.
It's a fine institution which produces great content. I would think we'd all be proud to say that we're fans of the BBC. Personally, I am almost always immersing myself in its output.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed and BBC is so good for Children.
I often leave my son admiring the BBC content especially clangers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was unpleasant
Fuck the person filming that and fuck them twice for uploading it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also fuck the person who then
re-uploaded it for the YouTube ad revenue.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the ass who posted it on b3ta to try to make people try to like him.
The dick!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that guy is just the worst!

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post jeeze
how is that too much for you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it hit too close to home for him. He hasn't admitted his fondness for the BBC to the larger community.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post People uploading BBC content to Youtube
is the only thing that makes living in the USA bearable.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a link post An Ancient Chinese Art I made this!
Apparently very healthy
 (I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Itchy-O
Looking forward to catching this show.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Black metal samba
That figures
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Noise.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Some downhill Barbie jeep racing
Silly sods. Skip to 0:50 to skip the intro.
(Sherbs, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is a slice of this fine country I know little about and likely would get my ass beaten in.
Thank goodness for isolated open spaces.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah bless em, with their head protection.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheese rolling for cunts
whoops sozo cerberus
 (sithemong, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post s-ok... used to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a link post nevermind the trade negotiations
Let's focus on making life a bit more complicated for everyone because nostalgia
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yawns

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was much better in the olden days*
* this statement is bollocks
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should bring back smog, typhoid and sewage in the streets too.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should bring back white dog shit too

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe if you fed your dog Spangles...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bagsy rickets first!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pounds and inches is so much easier. Who the hell knows how much a kilogram is except for drug dealers?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drug dealers have gone metric now?
*feels old*

Fun fact kids, four 2p pieces weighs an ounce.
Don't accept any other method of weight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit I wish I was your dealer
2p weighs 7g (quarter)
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why four 2ps is an ounce old chap!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry! My bad
Trying to read text on an iPhone, and I dun goofed
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post No problem.
Fun fact, when they moved all copper coins to steel they had to make them a little thicker so they weight the same.

Obviously the royal mint cares more about people given short weight rather than the slightly extra cost to make a thicker coin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah because base 10 numerical systems are so fucking confusing aren't they?
ffs
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually more confusing than base 12
To make it really work, we need 12 numerals. Lot's of mathy boffins think this would be a great idea
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is more polydactyl-friendly.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about flightless dinosaurs?

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Old people!
Please fuck us up some more while you yet cling on to undeserved power, life.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is starting to feel like that isnt it?
A country retreating from the modern world.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Euthanasia much?
People can't kill a 17 year old gorilla without the world rising in outrage, but getting rid of granny and gramps is all good.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can get outraged if you want

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny how old people can tell young people they're not informed or sensible enough to vote...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you not met some of the young people hanging around here?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post How old are you?

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is something to be said for Imperial Units
It's always easy to divide by 2 without access to accurate scales; therefore 1/4s, 1/8s, 16th, etc. are also simple. Try dividing a Pizza into 10 equal slices without a protractor.

A Stone is 14lbs, or enough bread or meat for 8 men for 2 weeks at 2oz per man per day.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, really, there isn't.
i. If it's so easy to divide by 2, why do I suddenly have to divide by 14?

ii. A trader who can't afford a set of scales in this day and age is a fucking crap trader.

iii. 57g of meat per day? On yer bike grandpa.

iv. Units have nothing to do with how many people want to share a pizza.

v. Having spent my formative years computationally modelling and balancing Sea King rotor systems I can assure you I can still divide a circle into five equal parts to within ±3° by eye, so ten is not a problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
...the point is it all divvies up into 'nice' numbers that you can achieve with balancing scales instead of trusting someone else's weights. And you can factor Time into it as well.

Don't blame me, blame the Roman Army.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post these do seem like 2000 year old problems
I cant remember the last time I saw anyone weighing stuff to sell with weights. The butcher is about the only place I get asked how much I want by weight these days
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
±3°? Nice way of getting an extra olive.

*edit* you're good at this then I assume?

woodgears.ca/eyeball/
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't do the parallelogram ones.
But the intersections and circle-in-a-triangle come easy.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if I've got 9 men to feed for 23 days?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cut a quarter pounder into 7,
Then give them two and three elevenths of a bit each.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was watching some aussie video and they mentioned some forrin name for horsepower and torque.
Freaks.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't eat 10 slices of pizza.
Divide into 8, and I'm there.
 (TSLunch, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you remember Spangles?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you remember when you could pop round to investigate a nonce,
and come away with a signed annual for the kids?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wot evs.
When are we going to decimalise time?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit buggered on that front now that one second is an SI unit.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I didn't say it would be painless.
We'll need to slow the rotation of the earth until there's 100 days in the year first.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or only count the first 100

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be silly. The seasons must be preserved.
We'll all look like damn fools if we are there in our Whoregust clothes getting Furbywary weather on us.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or how soon after Michelmas
to make a Muckle.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slowing the rotation of the earth will add more hours to the day.
Nice.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the main idea here is that a trader, for example a market trader
could sell an old lady an ounce of barley sugar without having to citizens arrest her, and kneel on her shoulder until the police arrive.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Almost as bad as imposing a system of weights and measures on a nation that didn't want it.
And make it illegal to offer both for the sake of those too old to adapt.

Just to add one more sodding layer of conformity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post suspect there were people saying similar years after they binned the Julian calendar

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't get me started on that...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think like many people my age
I use both systems. I 'get' miles per hour and distances on that scale. Up close and personal I use millimetres. 2/5 of an inch is too much like algebra if I have to add or contract, let alone multiply or divide. Weight, if it is my weight I just use whatever system gives the lowest number, other than that I go by price, as I do with petrol and wine.
 (TSLunch, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post what she/he said
I don't really understand km, I don't really understand kilos, but I'm happy with cm, inches, metres, yards, feet, litres, pints. I'm forever thankful that we have decimal currency and my butcher doesn't complain when I order a pound of sausages. Just use what feels, like, good, man!
 (sithemong, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a link post the famous Indiana Jones Fedora

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, is this real?
13 minutes on how a hat might not be the same one across 3 films?
fuck the internet, kill it now
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
next they'll be telling us they used more than one ring to shoot Lord of the Rings and that some of them weren't even magic.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never! You monster.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard they just used regular wands in Harry Potter
because of The Child Acting Laws Act 1973
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a link post EU orders Ireland to claw back £11 Billion pissing off Ireland and the US.
Hahahaha!
I hope they tear each other to bits.

*waves*
Hey Obama, we still back of the queue? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Apple said the decision would be harmful for jobs."
...if he wasn't already dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
\o/
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finance minister, Michael Noonan going for the title of "most hated man in Ireland" there

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post picked the wrong side
"The decision leaves me with no choice but to seek cabinet approval to appeal. This is necessary to defend the integrity of our tax system; to provide tax certainty to business; and to challenge the encroachment of EU state aid rules into the sovereign member state competence of taxation."

If the rate of taxation is 12.5% of profits and you are collecting 0.005% from Apple. I'd be worried about your competence in collecting taxation.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thing is Irelands been doing this with apple for a long time so it must be in their favour to do so.
I mean they appealing against collecting tax equal to their health spending.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post For the first time since joining the EU
they are about to become a net contributor rather than a net beneficiary of the EU, this is in large part due to their fairly longstanding favourable business tax policies aiding economic recovery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well we cant have that!
How will they remain politically loyal to the project if they're not financially dependent?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ireland needs jobs and job security as a priority
which is why it offers low levels of corporate taxation to begin with. Then negotiators from Apple walk into the Irish equivalent of HMRC and say: "Look we're providing loads of jobs here if you don't sort us out a bit we're moving to Luxembourg"
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly 6000 jobs vs a £11 billion pound lump sum and keeping the EU happy...
Tough call.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that 'tax certainty' bit
Imagine a tax system where corporations can't be 100% certain that they're going to pay fuck all. Those poor loves, they must be worried sick
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know, the poor little sausages, rather than give the mid year dividend a dent
they'd rather threaten the livelihoods of hundreds of families. What a marvellous company to work for.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have they ruled on Amazon's tax affairs in Luxembourg yet?
You know, the scheme that was set up with the help of Jean Claude Juncker, the EC president, when he was prime minister?

No? I'm shocked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Awesome! Well done EU.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Man in red dress holds up Liverpool sex shop at gunpoint

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a gun in your pocket or … ?
Oh
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post in other sexy news your topical username

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a link post House invaded by slug.
You won't believe what happened next! Mind blown...
 (AlFargo Bored Sig:, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post hello new person
yesterday morning I watched two slugs fucking in the garden.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi there Woodkovsky
Did you happen upon them by accident, or were you camping out in the garden hoping to catch an eyeful of slug sex?
 (AlFargo Bored Sig:, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post he was in the garden
with his Ipad, watching it on pornhub.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post nope
I was taking stuff out to the compost. do not have an ipad. porn is for virgins.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post duck!
nice one, just missed it.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100% compostable gimp suit

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post + decided to join in

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post on a separate note, I moved into a house
that we discovered had a slug problem... removed carparks, aired out the under floorboards, sealed up the holes in floor/wall/skirting... removed the grassline from touching the house, and put slug killer down... fixed the problem, if anyone else is having simillar issues!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
From the extensive scientific research I've read, and the respected educated opinions I've sought (see original link), I don't see how you can conclude that slugs were involved.
 (AlFargo Bored Sig:, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just calling them slugs...
obviously i meant nano tech that is spying on me.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Slugnets
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knocked down my house, rebuilt it with salt licks and have filled the floor void with hedgehogs.
Fixed the problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tracked down the slug leader strangled it with it's own eye stalks and declared my dominance over the slug kingdom.
The rest of the slugs now do my bidding.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I dabbled in the semi-pro snail racing circuit for a bit. I thought taking the shells off might make them go a bit quicker, but turns out it has the opposite effect.

Just made them more sluggish.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin slugs, how do they work?
#VintageMemes
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a link post 'The Strange Call of a Sexually Frustrated Capybara'
Donguri, leader of the female herd of capybaras at Nagasaki Bio Park, wants to visit the male capybara, Toku who is kept on his own separate enclosure. She is very frustrated that she cannot be with him. Many times she has asked me to open the gate leading into his enclosure so that she can be with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why is Toku kept on his own though?
There is a backstory here methinks. Did Toku have a thing for the number 2 in the female herd? Did Donguri have him banished by the Council of Enaarplui and now she regrets her decision?
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post #dicksoutfordonguri

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slut
Similar behaviour in Cardiff on a Saturday night
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post quite similar noises, I imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post And body shapes.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Spike Jonze directs a rather fucking good film for Kenzo.

Amazingly bonkers.

And yes. Would.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 30 Aug 2016, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit Weapon of Choice

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post

Yes, it is.

But beautifully executed.

And how good is she?
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 30 Aug 2016, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is the LOVELY Margaret Qualley.
She is LOVELY.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice camera removal from all those mirrors

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was the bit I liked the most.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this so much, you won't believe what happened next!
I clicked the like button, quite hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post meh...
it's a dancehall track... what's the opposite of that a rich white girl in a posh location...

let's take weapon of choice and do it with a lady...

this is about as fresh as the coffee I found on my desk this morning... ie it was so stale it had mould in it.

disappointed it's jonze.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're just jealous because you can't dance as well as the LOVELY Margaret Qualley.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES I CAN
I had a seizure once... It looked very similar!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see the illuminati agenda continues to propogate itself whilst hiding in plain sight
*makes the one-eye sign*
*awaits fame and fortune*
 (I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed to find it was an ad for a smell
but otherwise I likey. Cleeek.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Contact - tricky mirror scene
How?
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 7:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post cameraman running backwards filming the girl
then a composite of the arm reaching from the right (and cabinet edge) over the top of the original footage.
Simples, but excellent resulting mind fuckery
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 7:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's where you are wrong toast...
The camera is actually stationary, and pointed at the mirror...

then the set, the actress, and the entire universe is moved... creating the effect of a moving camera through a stationary world...

you know nothing about visual arts.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post at .30
or 29/30
you can see her 'fuck you' finger wobble in the mirror, but not in the over the shoulder shot.

my guess: flesh puppet filled with cum
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Visual effects wizardry
If you're interested:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxa3j8bK-c4
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Telling bit...
You can't see the brown sweater cuff in the mirror.
 (I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
http://www.steadishots.org/shots_detail.cfm?shotID=155
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post And I've just noticed it's candles day!
Woooooooooo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Burn baby burn!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 4:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Concandulations

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Gene and b3ta Amber

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Have we had this yet?
Damn shame. Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles are two of my favourite films. 2016 has been a proper cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 29 Aug 2016, 23:11, , Reply)

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