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This is a link post Get your Mr Rumbold fan tee shirt here



Form an orderly queue...
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is my favorite scene from that show.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT72-nsh3eQ
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it's not on a clock on Amazon, I'm not interested...

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.
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This is a link post Infinitude
Some spacey photography put together with sounds to make a short film. The maker recommends a large screen and headphones.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a link post In response to the "whoop" everywhere video below
Here's a load of examples of "The Lick" in different music.

There's a second one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKL2It6XzHA
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's an old one.
All of the classic people. There's older ones that come from orchestras. I've been listening. And they're all silly sounding.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post bindun

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a link post 'LIke something you saw on BBC2 in 1973
From boingboing. It flashes, it changes shape. it makes a sad noise.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this what Cyriak makes his music with?

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace!

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bookmarked
for shenanigans
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post i hope
shenanigans likes it
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Calling Boards of Canada

(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Mouse versus Cracker - GC can go fuck itself
Manc bash Friday. Venue and time arbitrarily announced :)

b3ta.com/calendar/event/26124
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's really tuc-ing in to it

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post in the end he decided it was worth the Ritz

(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only he'd tried it it 23 hours later.
It'd be Friday, five to five, it's...
(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a link post new DIE ANTWOORD NSFW
look away if easily made scared or whatever.
i haven't watched this yet. but i'm sure it will be nuts
I love you guys. and those guys. hardcore
possibly NSFW as is Die Antwoord
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you haven't watched it, how do you know it isn't just a thumbnail of Die Antwoooooooooord and really a video of kittens being sexually molested by gangs of squirrels?

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post sorry for huge thumbnail
am not dat good at computer's internet
reallly dude sorry . i will learn to behave better.
love you guys!!!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post it isn't any kitten sex

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then I have no interest in it.

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It has tea!
That should cheer you right up.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just can't get into it, even though I'd like to be all street and not use grammar correctly.
Plus, the girl just looks like the love child of Anna Nicole Smith and Chaca, from Land of the Lost.


(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 20:19, , Reply)
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sorry to upset you coxxy
i like it
i think they are more creative than our Prodigy
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, the Prodigy is far different and much more apolyptic urban. I actually can stomach the Prodigy.
But, we all like certain things; for example, Drimble is a huge fan of ELO, apparently.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post loooooool

(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because that's an early video?

(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Subliminal Penis

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post subliminal acid
you shouldn't even know what a penis is!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit where they dropped acid

The music's not my bag though, I'm afraid.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post come anyone explain
the appeal of this band?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post They keep screaming 'look at me' over and over, it appeals to a generation who have YouTube channels also consisting entirely of 'look at me'

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still, what do I know, I like Rush and other old man artists
Music by musicians who can play instruments and don't need to scream 'look at me, look at me' while blacking up

KIDS TODAY
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh
i like ELO
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I was on the crew setting up Rush last time they played Manchester...if that amount of crap they had on stage wasn't a cry for attention, I don't know what is.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 21:57, , Reply)
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HAHAahahahahahaahah I fucking hate dad rock!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ing hate rock
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 22:29, , Reply)
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I can just imagine a sad cunt like you liking Rush also.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 1:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post they is foreign Jungle
teh irony is not lost on me
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:44, , Reply)
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Well the tune was made in Cornwall if that makes you feel any better?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some people like some things.
Other people, conversely, enjoy other things.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey a new one!
Enjoyed. They were pretty good in Chappie too.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were fucking shit in Chappie.
But I quite like them as a musical act, despite my brain repeatedly telling me that I should deeply dislike them.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus is De Antwoord
Is a great play on words. I liked the video too.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least now when someone says to me, "Do you know the band die antwoord?"
I can reply, "yes, they're fucking shit."
(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Epic as per
Click
(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 5:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice references to Oscar Pistorius
Including the blade runner shoes and the shooting girlfriend in bathroom. Not sure I like the direction their music has taken, it sounds really dated, whereas previous records sounded fresh and new
(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 6:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post yolande appears to have the same make up artist as donald trump

(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a link post How to keep the oldies out

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Blog with DJ sets from the Hacienda
Maybe of interest to some b3tans.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
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Sweet
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Girl has damned long tongue and unpronounceable name

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is the proper procedure
for getting that firmly lodged in my anus?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Erm
A job at the BBC during the 70s, elevation to national treasure status and then a rapid fall from grace following investigation by operation ore?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping for something quicker,
and a bit less prison-ish.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ITV
Private sector knows how to bury evidence real deep.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can do the exact same thing
but I pull my earlobe into my mouth
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, fancy meeting you Mr. Dumbo

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Al Qaeda celebrating death of IS leader
Twitter shite
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post My enemy's enemy is my angency
.... or something similar
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a link post man punches estate angency
not an agent

edit: I know spelling is not my fortay
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post angency

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post agency?

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post angencancy

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post angengangenancings

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agamemnon?

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agadoodoodoo push pineapple up your arse?

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post the angency furore is much better than the story :D

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now if he'd used a crowbar...
The police could have investigated it in conection with someone trying to Jimmy Saville's...
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Gene Wilder, Richard Prior - Jail scene from "Stir Crazy"

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post when I was a wee daft lad
I was watching a movie with Richard Pryor and in one scene he says: "Open your legs bitch!". I said that to my mother because in the movie it was funny.
NOT good!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no.

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and did she?

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post stone col dclassic :D

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top Ronseal!

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally not fake AT ALL

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean to say that birds of prey don't actually
pick up limbless reptiles and throw them at groups of humans in order to troll them?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Counterfeit gay !

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The sausages are clearly fake.

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gake
and FAY
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
bad CGI
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post something a bit wong about this one

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post No shadow on snake once it's on the ground.

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least film it in portrait to make it look more plausible.

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No downdraft on the grass bank
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:28, , Reply)
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No doggers in the parking lot
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:16, , Reply)
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No Flied Lice
(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post No leflection on liver.
Lubber snake.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post no bridge
no helicopter
no shark
(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post fake.com/fake
www.snopes.com/hawk-drops-snake-on-bbq
(, Sat 3 Sep 2016, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a link post "His version of a bedtime story
is paging through his treasured Canadian Angus 2016 Bull Buyer's Guide"
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post cow is tasty

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Henri 2 - Paw de Deux
A very French cat
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 6:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjBQ-JLtu8s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjBQ-JLtu8s Relevant song starts at 5:45.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 8:17, , Reply)
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"les cheeseburgers"

I've learnt a new French word today.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always reminds me of this:
youtu.be/kDbxpmyZmWQ
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a link post The Quest for the Giant Sea Slug!
Spoiler - they find one, and it is giant!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 5:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post STAY OFF MY DAHLIAS YA BASTARD!

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is the proper procedure
for getting one of those firmly lodged in my anus?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're going to need a bigger beer trap!

(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 5:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Mayor of Dover looking flushed.

(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ben? Ben of Dover?

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most exciting thing to have ever happened in Dover
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJHjJI10I9c

Just look at the miserable faces of the people shambling in. Wouldn't you take drugs living in Dover?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post "this video has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on harmful or dangerous content"
now I'm intrigued - what was that all about then...?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-37231548
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a link post The "millennial whoop" is taking over pop music
This musical phrase is everywhere. How long will it last?
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stopped getting force-fed commercial radio when I left my previous job 2ish years ago.
Thank FUCK. I barely recognised any of the tunes in that video.
It's really nothing new though. It's a hook. They go through trends just like clothing does. And just like clothing, the people that subscribe to these sort of trends are usually the same ones that have absolutely no grasp on how to develop their own personality or sense of self, so instead rely on imitating someone else's.
Or as we call them in the Highlands, Fuds.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ Radio 2 fan

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 2:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unashamedly.
I have to switch it off when that Jeremy Vine cunt comes on though.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a poor deluded soul if you don't think Radio 2
Isn't a commercial station simply because they don't have adverts.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6 Music
Iggy Pop has a show on Fridays for fucks sake.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know that annoying thing they do in pop songs?
Here's a video of lots of examples of it and some text saying that it's a thing that you get in pop songs.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 3:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post other intervals are available
youtu.be/nl2d4zS56cY
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 7:39, , Reply)
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You used to get a lot of tone and semitone twiddling in Nirvana and Oasis. I suppose millennials just prefer the tone-and-a-half. That's inflation for you.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was where I drew the line with new music. In other words, I'm now old.
I listened to everything new, from the 60's until now. I've loved it. But...a few strange musical phrases and noises have me turning off radio. If the 90's didn't do it, then whatever is happening now must be dramatic in a bad way.
I give them a break since they'll all be treading water soon.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to shit in Vine's Frosties.

(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not watching this if it's got that cunt in it

(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Car isn't taxed according to online check.
Bet she hasn't got insurance either.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
BURN HER!!!
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I was thinking some sort of fine and some points on her license.
But your way works too :)
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post how about trial by social media and then we burn her?

(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why wait for the trial?

(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post because you have to have a trial before you burn them or its not justice

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, does she weigh less than a duck,
or not?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post She turned me into a newt!

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post A newt?

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm betting that...
... he got better.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You wouldn't be saying that if she was white!

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post She needs to have that nearside front Anti-roll bar linkage ball joint dust cover seen too as well.

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the car isn't taxed...
... by definition she's not got insurance. Your insurance is only valid if your vehicle is taxed and MOT'd. (The MOT on this car is in date 'til next June...)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shocking!

(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know all newsreaders have to adopt that strange, halting way of speaking...
...but that's just weird.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is just a depressed robot reading the news
Tune in on channel 447, Depressed Robot News 24
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post As far as i can tell
that channel is scraping any story with a video in the Daily Mail and running the text through a speech synthasiser.

It's quite an impressive spam-bot.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:44, , Reply)
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It will become a giant feedback loop filled with BB and cats because the DM is doing the exact same thing.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been knocked over by some twat opening a car door onto me
Flung into the path of the car behind me and only avoided being run over by around 3 feet

it's not a matter of being an annoying cyclist; it's a matter of life and death. Fuck this stupid bitch

Seriously.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Jeremy Vine more
If she does him in it will save me the effort of pushing him under a train
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:29, , Reply)

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