I lost a bet and now I have to watch Highlander II
what shit things have you had to do recently?
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what shit things have you had to do recently?
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i dunno grrr, everything has been shit for ages, in what way could i highlight a shitter moment from others?
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too much whining in those threads, it would just harsh my buzz
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I don't fucking know but it's not fucking Knightsbridge is it?
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They're fucking soft in London, I know.
At the entrance to a tube station today we were being advised by tannoy to take care in the inclement weather. It was wall-to-wall sunshine and dry pavements, but a bit chilly.
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At the entrance to a tube station today we were being advised by tannoy to take care in the inclement weather. It was wall-to-wall sunshine and dry pavements, but a bit chilly.
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I was in London on Monday, there were lots of men in sleeping bags in some tube stations
Had they missed their train home or something?
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Had they missed their train home or something?
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maybe we disagree on the describtion of a newsagent, maybe you consider wh smiths and a off licence run by either a plc or a banga family a news agent
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why would i live in knightsbridge, full of arabs
you pose more questions than you cunt
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you pose more questions than you cunt
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Co-ordinate a bunch of large mailing lists while there was a riot going on about twenty feet away.
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If there was a window/wall/fence between you and the riot then nobody cares.
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i wouldn't care anyway, i wouldn't care if the riot was about him fucking children, again!!!
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Of course there was.
But if I hadn't had to do the work then I could have watched the riot. That's why it was shit.
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But if I hadn't had to do the work then I could have watched the riot. That's why it was shit.
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I used to have an aggressive, weak-jawed dog who thought he could play the piano, his bach was worse than his bite
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i thought i was chucking proper mud there, oh well, you win this round dave
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I just looked that up on wikipedia
I was certain I had seen it before but none of the plot seems familiar at all
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I was certain I had seen it before but none of the plot seems familiar at all
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i had to drill holes in the top of my wanger so it could be used as a flute
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someone on here mentioned a film recently, I have been watching bits of it, I imagine this is what a b3ta get-together is like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g7jRpukoVg&feature=relmfu
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actually they're more like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
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I watched Iron Sky yesterday.
Oh, did you say shit? I meant best thing I did recently, because it was rather brilliant /brag blog
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Oh, did you say shit? I meant best thing I did recently, because it was rather brilliant /brag blog
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What's the funniest joke you know?
It may also be a pun or other witticism
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It may also be a pun or other witticism
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I've always been a fan of the dog story joke thing but it's not very good and I've done it before on here and it's early Grrry, early. How dare you demand I prance about like some trained monkey at this hour, you organ grinder, you.
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It's not great I just like it
A man popped into the butchers for some steak one morning, just as he finished buying it a dog trotted in with some money tucked in its collar.
The dog hops up on the counter and barks. The butcher then gets a pound of bacon and pops it in a bag for the dog. The dog barks again and the butcher gets the money from the collar, counts some out and puts the change back in the collar. The dog starts growling as it has been short changed, the butcher then puts the correct money under the collar. The dog then picks up the bag in its mouth and trots out of the door.
Intrigued, the man follows the dog as it jumps onto a bus and proceeds to ride it out to the suburbs.
The dog gets off at a stop and the man follows, the dog runs up to a house and rears up, pawing at the doorbell.
The door slams open, another man comes out and starts beating at the dog with a rolled up newspaper.
"Hey" the first man says "what are doing? This dog is amazing"
"Aye" the dog owner says "but I told him what would happen if he forgot his keys again."
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A man popped into the butchers for some steak one morning, just as he finished buying it a dog trotted in with some money tucked in its collar.
The dog hops up on the counter and barks. The butcher then gets a pound of bacon and pops it in a bag for the dog. The dog barks again and the butcher gets the money from the collar, counts some out and puts the change back in the collar. The dog starts growling as it has been short changed, the butcher then puts the correct money under the collar. The dog then picks up the bag in its mouth and trots out of the door.
Intrigued, the man follows the dog as it jumps onto a bus and proceeds to ride it out to the suburbs.
The dog gets off at a stop and the man follows, the dog runs up to a house and rears up, pawing at the doorbell.
The door slams open, another man comes out and starts beating at the dog with a rolled up newspaper.
"Hey" the first man says "what are doing? This dog is amazing"
"Aye" the dog owner says "but I told him what would happen if he forgot his keys again."
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Well, I WAS going to congratulate you for that whimsical story
But instead I'm going to go and eat some poison. Goodbye forever.
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But instead I'm going to go and eat some poison. Goodbye forever.
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I tried to buy some cyanide online once, but the seller posted me this manky old fish instead.
That's the last time I buy poison on ebay.fr
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That's the last time I buy poison on ebay.fr
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This joke is implausible
Why would anyone want to follow Sammi home?
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Why would anyone want to follow Sammi home?
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I would be very impressed if I saw her buying food successfully
Without falling to the ground shrieking about pakis
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Without falling to the ground shrieking about pakis
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A dog walks into a job centre and asks if there are any jobs going
The man at the desk is amazed."Wow" he thinks, "a talking dog! This is incredible!". He pulls a card from his drawer. "Give this number a call. It's Billy Smarts' Circus. I think they'll love you."
"Really?" Said the dog. "What does Billy Smarts' Circus want with a brickie?"
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The man at the desk is amazed."Wow" he thinks, "a talking dog! This is incredible!". He pulls a card from his drawer. "Give this number a call. It's Billy Smarts' Circus. I think they'll love you."
"Really?" Said the dog. "What does Billy Smarts' Circus want with a brickie?"
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I like this joke
I like Hedgehog's too
Absurdity should be encouraged.
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I like Hedgehog's too
Absurdity should be encouraged.
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My dog always barks when there's someone at the door.
I don't know why, as it's never anyone for him.
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I don't know why, as it's never anyone for him.
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Bought a dog from the blacksmith the other day,
Soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
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Soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
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Can I just say this is my fave thread of the morning or possibly all time.
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I had a bird shit on my car the other day
I won't be taking her out again
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I won't be taking her out again
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mute point if her review of your date was to defecate on your car
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ITV3 now, are you being served followed by mutiny on the buses
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I don't know any funny jokes, puns or witticisms but I do know a man with a wooden leg by the name of smith
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to be fair it's an unusual name
he's forever having to spell it out for people
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he's forever having to spell it out for people
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sometimes he taps it out in morse code with his wooden leg, I think this is maybe what has created some confusion as to what he is referring to as being called smith
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I don't know him
I think I'll start the 'I don't know Schmitt' gang, and you're not invited
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I think I'll start the 'I don't know Schmitt' gang, and you're not invited
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you can join my gang, but you have to go through the initiation ritual, is that OK
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eat some biscuits really quick, without being slightly sick
don’t come home in time for tea, use a phone box for a wee
if you think you’ve got the balls to go through those harsh rituals
we’re really frightening and tough, we’re mean and cool and all that stuff
our guns fire flags that just read BANG! Welcome to our little gang
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I'd invite you to the "don't give a shit" gang, but clearly you care too much about being in a gang to be in it. Everyone else is invited though.
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My dog has no nose.
How does it smell?
Like shit.
*coat, door etc*
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How does it smell?
Like shit.
*coat, door etc*
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1.) does it have a wooden leg
2.) if yes, what is it called
3.) if no, would you consider entering it in next year's grand national
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2.) if yes, what is it called
3.) if no, would you consider entering it in next year's grand national
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I appreciate the effort here,
But there is a whole dog joke sub-thread a little higher up where this would be more at home.
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
But there is a whole dog joke sub-thread a little higher up where this would be more at home.
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Hey Lurker
Sorry dog joke o'clock has passed, it's now moth joke o'clock
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Sorry dog joke o'clock has passed, it's now moth joke o'clock
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Why did the caterpillar eat a hole in the carpet?
It wanted to see the floor show!
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It wanted to see the floor show!
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What did the racist moth call the coloured chap?
Cocoon! Haha...like 'coon' but instead it's 'cocoon'.
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Cocoon! Haha...like 'coon' but instead it's 'cocoon'.
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a guy at work started discussing how he thought black women had nicer calves
Coon calves he said people called them, I was totally lost
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Coon calves he said people called them, I was totally lost
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I knew a schmitt too, he was always making a right mess, we ended up giving him a nickname, messer schmitt
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A three legged moth walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my pupae.”
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I remember as a kid watching one of the greatest racing drivers in the world
Upon retiring, he revealed his trick for going round and round the circuit so fast; his team installed a massive light bulb above their garage in the pits.
We'll never see the likes of Stirling Moth again.
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Upon retiring, he revealed his trick for going round and round the circuit so fast; his team installed a massive light bulb above their garage in the pits.
We'll never see the likes of Stirling Moth again.
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if i win the lottery i'm gonna send over a plane load of our pikeys to review it for lols
www.dailycandy.com/los-angeles/article/123972/The-Pikey-Opens-in-Hollywood
what would you do for lols if money was no object
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www.dailycandy.com/los-angeles/article/123972/The-Pikey-Opens-in-Hollywood
what would you do for lols if money was no object
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But money is no object, so the RSPCA would have unlimited funding
I bet they'd still have ad campaigns begging for more cash though
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I bet they'd still have ad campaigns begging for more cash though
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The RSPCA would be the wealthiest and most powerful organisation on the planet
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those bond villain cats will really come into their own, we'll all be held hostage until we agree to get up and open the door so they can go out for a bit then decide they want to be back in after all
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nah i saw a documentory about this happening, it was pigs, then the pigs looked like humans and the other animals thought fuck it, this is shit and they got rid of some of the pigs and bought levis and shit
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I'd swap the dark-grey/light-grey order
so it went light-grey/dark-grey instead, it will involve going right back to the beginning and altering them all, look:
www.b3ta.com/talk/1
www.b3ta.com/board/1
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so it went light-grey/dark-grey instead, it will involve going right back to the beginning and altering them all, look:
www.b3ta.com/talk/1
www.b3ta.com/board/1
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Fucking hell
I'm not sure people will be able to cope with such a change right off the bat vlady.
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I'm not sure people will be able to cope with such a change right off the bat vlady.
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OK OK, but I didn't make the rules in this thread, mongy has asked us to think big, think impossible, think right outside the box, money is no object here and no plan for lulz is too crazy
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It's going to blow everyones minds.
think on what to do with your power son.
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think on what to do with your power son.
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I would fly bono to the middle of the desert
and leave him there, not like a holiday or owt.
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and leave him there, not like a holiday or owt.
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I'd fly planes and post billboards all across the country
stating:
My name is Jacob Dyer etc;
That ClanSoul is Psychedelic Warlord on b3ta: Hello Mum.
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stating:
My name is Jacob Dyer etc;
That ClanSoul is Psychedelic Warlord on b3ta: Hello Mum.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)
buy every cat in the world one of those bowtie collars. even the feral ones
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looks like not :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gYK9iqrCOU&feature=related
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gYK9iqrCOU&feature=related
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Americans using British slang is probably one of the worst things to happen in the world.
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No I'm going to pay to have the whole continent wiped off the earth.
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figured I'd delurk, board as shit and I can't sleep. Hello, by the way
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I hope they have Brad Pitt in Snatch as the pub sign.
Hollywood probably thinks that they're now the modern oppressed Irish, fighting against the evil British Tyranny through the medium of stealing cars and doing a shitty job of tarmaccing your driveway.
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Hollywood probably thinks that they're now the modern oppressed Irish, fighting against the evil British Tyranny through the medium of stealing cars and doing a shitty job of tarmaccing your driveway.
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It's the way he would have wanted to go....
...falling dick first into an infinite pussy tunnel.
How would you like to go?
ps. You Cunts.
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...falling dick first into an infinite pussy tunnel.
How would you like to go?
ps. You Cunts.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
through exhaustion kicking you in the fucking face till you never breathe again
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I don't think that'll be possible.
I mean, you're kicking him in the face 'till _he_ never breaths again. I ain't meet you, but I imagine you're not exactly a pussy cat, probably have some steal toecaps... are you wearing trainers when you picture yourself doing it? Maybe even slippers? Let's go with toecap'd boots. If you're kicking him 'till he stops breathing, you've probably got one or two to smash the nose in, then maybe 10 or soo for the skull to cave in, espechally when you aim the heal into his teeth or the connective point between the upper and lower jaw. Let's say it takes to the end for this to lead to him to stop breathing, and let's be honest, he'll be lucky if he's unconcious even half way through. Wait, I'm pictureing it, let's call it 20, and there isn't anyone around who could (and is willing too) do anything about it - his mates'll pull you off, but his wife and kids wouldn't be strong enough.
Now, you're, what, mid 30s? resonable health? For you to die of exhaustion you'd be doing thousands of kicks, he'll be long gone before then, your task would be complete ages ago.
The only thing that I can think of to allows this to be true is a coke induced heart attack.
I think we need to think this one through, how about dying from old age; content in the fact you achieved your life's goals - To kick MrKane in the head until you know the difference between stepping on a snail and stomping on a skull - and that difference not being much by the time you've finished?
OH OH OH, can he hold his breath to get out of this? We need a clause here.
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I mean, you're kicking him in the face 'till _he_ never breaths again. I ain't meet you, but I imagine you're not exactly a pussy cat, probably have some steal toecaps... are you wearing trainers when you picture yourself doing it? Maybe even slippers? Let's go with toecap'd boots. If you're kicking him 'till he stops breathing, you've probably got one or two to smash the nose in, then maybe 10 or soo for the skull to cave in, espechally when you aim the heal into his teeth or the connective point between the upper and lower jaw. Let's say it takes to the end for this to lead to him to stop breathing, and let's be honest, he'll be lucky if he's unconcious even half way through. Wait, I'm pictureing it, let's call it 20, and there isn't anyone around who could (and is willing too) do anything about it - his mates'll pull you off, but his wife and kids wouldn't be strong enough.
Now, you're, what, mid 30s? resonable health? For you to die of exhaustion you'd be doing thousands of kicks, he'll be long gone before then, your task would be complete ages ago.
The only thing that I can think of to allows this to be true is a coke induced heart attack.
I think we need to think this one through, how about dying from old age; content in the fact you achieved your life's goals - To kick MrKane in the head until you know the difference between stepping on a snail and stomping on a skull - and that difference not being much by the time you've finished?
OH OH OH, can he hold his breath to get out of this? We need a clause here.
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probably 45 by now
or something like that. And he can still run the hood.
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or something like that. And he can still run the hood.
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if he were falling he wouldn't be able to do anything but stare at all the pussy
Assuming the was lighting in the tunnel, I dunno by natural vagina bioluminescenceor something.
Doesn't sound very fun
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Assuming the was lighting in the tunnel, I dunno by natural vagina bioluminescenceor something.
Doesn't sound very fun
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
I just watched Watchmen.
So who watches the watchmen? I did.
It's alright. I think I preferred V for Vendetta.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
So who watches the watchmen? I did.
It's alright. I think I preferred V for Vendetta.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
unless you have a micro penis or a fucking huge gut
you would fall dick first into any tunnel.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
you would fall dick first into any tunnel.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
what about if you fell head first? or feet first? I'm not sure I follow your argument here
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I LOVE IT
I wonder if the liberal dems should consider using this as their election song next time round
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
I wonder if the liberal dems should consider using this as their election song next time round
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DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
\o/ !!Grrrmachine wins this round!! \o/
well done grrrmachine, when all the other players have regained consciousness I'm sure they'll give you a round of applause
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\o/ !!Grrrmachine wins this round!! \o/
well done grrrmachine, when all the other players have regained consciousness I'm sure they'll give you a round of applause
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
superglue my hands to my head, razor wire in a noose around my neck, bungie cord attached to my leg, then jump off a building so it looks like i pulled my own head off, but get it wrong and end up not taking my head off or dying so i just linger up there
in a mess of wires until someone puts me out of my misery
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
in a mess of wires until someone puts me out of my misery
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
fuck him, I hope he gets it wrong and lives the rest of his life with a scar like the Kurgan from Highlander
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That's gone on for far too long
What else is way beyond its Use By date?
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What else is way beyond its Use By date?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)
looks like it's just us grrrmachine...let's talk grammar until we get caught
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he hates everything, the only joy in his life is a lava lamp, which in itself holds sorrow, and carpets, fucker is mad for wall to wall textile floor coverings
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I think I've still got a pair I owned when I moved here
in 2004
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in 2004
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underpants can outlast relationships
they don't tell you that on the value-pack box do they
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they don't tell you that on the value-pack box do they
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I'd guess some of mine would be from around that vintage as well
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then why do all my bra's end up a grubby grey colour with the wire poking out? :(
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you should stop using them to catapult bait
Boys can smell it you know
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Boys can smell it you know
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
tramp/trannie, lives by the lake, tramp/trannie, won't catch any hake
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Which B3tan was commissioned for this work?
www.nhs.uk/Livewell/penis-health/Pages/Five-penis-facts.aspx
Some interesting penis facts too. Foot size is not related to penis length. Anyone that says otherwise will feel the full force of my size 5s
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www.nhs.uk/Livewell/penis-health/Pages/Five-penis-facts.aspx
Some interesting penis facts too. Foot size is not related to penis length. Anyone that says otherwise will feel the full force of my size 5s
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
so you just happened to be looking for nhs information about penis, gaylord
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( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:43, archived)
It looks to me like you were setting up to call me a cunt, you cunt.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
not at all, it was my e/w banker
CHARLTON PROMOTED TOO, I LOVE YOU NEPTUNE, I LOVE YOU ALL XXX
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
CHARLTON PROMOTED TOO, I LOVE YOU NEPTUNE, I LOVE YOU ALL XXX
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
No more Grand Nationals on BBC.
Thank fuck for that. We can stop reliving the Foinavon pile up and Devon Loch slipping up every fucking year.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
Thank fuck for that. We can stop reliving the Foinavon pile up and Devon Loch slipping up every fucking year.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
i view it as a farce, too many runners and too many fallers, bit of a donkey derby
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
And that the coverage starts at 1pm
you could give the entire back story of every horse, jockey and trainer in that time.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
you could give the entire back story of every horse, jockey and trainer in that time.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
The first race was at 1.45.
What the fuck else were they going to show? On Channel 4 we can warm up with a couple of races from Newcastle and then get some dirt action from Lingfield between the Aintree races.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
What the fuck else were they going to show? On Channel 4 we can warm up with a couple of races from Newcastle and then get some dirt action from Lingfield between the Aintree races.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
the only trouble with channel 4 is they squeeze in too many races and sometimes the results seem to go missing from the previous race
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I think the main problem with Channel 4 is McCrirrick.
The cunt wants shooting.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
The cunt wants shooting.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
nsfw
housewivesallages.urlgalleries.net/blog_gallery.php?id=3699077&t=3&g=SHOWING+HOMEMADE+HOUSEWIVES+472
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
housewivesallages.urlgalleries.net/blog_gallery.php?id=3699077&t=3&g=SHOWING+HOMEMADE+HOUSEWIVES+472
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
well I'm goin to have to throw out all these air jordan shaped condoms
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
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Aw I hadn't clicked it since yesterday
It was a penis where the bloke had cut it open himself, like a sausage baked for too long
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
It was a penis where the bloke had cut it open himself, like a sausage baked for too long
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
the last time this board discussed anything like this, it was penile subincision, something I truly regret looking at the wiki page for
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
nothing to do with me, i'm all smooth down there, what with me being a cursed mannequin
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
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Expert trolling in the Mail today.
www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2129340/Gay-cure-bus-advert-Homosexuality-IS-departure-norm.html
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www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2129340/Gay-cure-bus-advert-Homosexuality-IS-departure-norm.html
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
'Abstaining from sex for moral reasons is tantamount to heroism'
I thought I was just a sad fucker who couldn't get my end away, turns out I'm Superman
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
I thought I was just a sad fucker who couldn't get my end away, turns out I'm Superman
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
the most read online paper for this very reason, and you are helping its cause, good for you badger
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
boot you say, boot? eh? eh? boot?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Boot
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Boot
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
'Noon Jaction.
Not really, got given the box set of that Game Of Thrones thing.
I'm not getting into it to be honest.
EDIT although I did like the little wolves.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
Not really, got given the box set of that Game Of Thrones thing.
I'm not getting into it to be honest.
EDIT although I did like the little wolves.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
I'll be watching the third disc tonight.
I'm hoping that spicy rum will make it better.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
I'm hoping that spicy rum will make it better.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
alright glueid saeed
I've heard good things about it, I've also heard that it's basically Twilight Battle Royale.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
I've heard good things about it, I've also heard that it's basically Twilight Battle Royale.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
yes that would sum up my feelings on it, but an alrightish twilight battle royale not a terrible one
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Despite the glaringly obvious plot holes in that film, I STILL love the fact that they got a teacher even MORE BUG-FUCK MENTAL than Beat Takeshi.
:D
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
:D
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
I watched the Social Network the other night
I really enjoyed it. Theoban out of 10
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
I really enjoyed it. Theoban out of 10
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
alright theoban
Yeah, it was a better film than I thought it would be.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
Yeah, it was a better film than I thought it would be.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
I like Sorkin's stuff so I thought I'd give it a whirl
Just finished the West Wing so hankered for more
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
Just finished the West Wing so hankered for more
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
He looks like he stole his hair from an older, bigger headed boy
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I think he does floppy haired bewilderment alright
But that's about it. Spider-man'll be shit anyway
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
But that's about it. Spider-man'll be shit anyway
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
Yeah, he'd be pretty much perfect for the role
They've never had anyone cocky enough, shit white nerds all the way
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
They've never had anyone cocky enough, shit white nerds all the way
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
They should have gone for danny glover.
*spider sense*
I'm too old for this shit
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
*spider sense*
I'm too old for this shit
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
Nah Jaction.
Glover Pleasance.
Now that would be a superhero film I'd pay to watch.
:D
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
Now that would be a superhero film I'd pay to watch.
:D
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
Every single comedy from the last ten years has been shit
I can't find a single humorous modern film
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
I can't find a single humorous modern film
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
I will explore it, Jaction
but if it's not funny so fucking help me I am going to make you suffer
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
but if it's not funny so fucking help me I am going to make you suffer
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
Very Bad Things, Churchill The Hollywood Years, Dead Snow.
AICMFP.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
AICMFP.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
Oh Grrry.
So WRONG.
A quick check finds you're right about the age, but still WRONG.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
So WRONG.
A quick check finds you're right about the age, but still WRONG.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
You just a thing for Christian Slater
I bet you imagine you're Tom Cruise, nibbling his neck affectionately at the end of Interview With a Vampire
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
I bet you imagine you're Tom Cruise, nibbling his neck affectionately at the end of Interview With a Vampire
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
Nah, I just think that when he's allowed MASSIVE DRUGS he can turn in a decent comedy performance.
And I notice that you're keeping SHAMEFULLY QUIET about Dead Snow.
Oh yes.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
And I notice that you're keeping SHAMEFULLY QUIET about Dead Snow.
Oh yes.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
Yeah, that's right.
Hang your head in SHAME you lowly dogeyes Stupid Hat.
Also, shouldn't you be breaking out the vodka to celebrate Poland's founding day?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
Hang your head in SHAME you lowly dogeyes Stupid Hat.
Also, shouldn't you be breaking out the vodka to celebrate Poland's founding day?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
The day that Slavic slumdog went back on his Pagan roots and kissed the ring of the weasel christian?
Fuck that.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
Fuck that.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
At the end one of the litter is a competely different breed to the other dogs
That's comedy genius!
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
That's comedy genius!
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
It is my b3ta birthday.
Now fuck off and leave me alone. I am off to the pub, alone, to celebrate...alone.
Bye.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
Now fuck off and leave me alone. I am off to the pub, alone, to celebrate...alone.
Bye.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
And if you'd donated you'd have got a candle.
Now fuck off back to QOTW fuck-knuckle.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
Now fuck off back to QOTW fuck-knuckle.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
Thank you for the polite reminder!
My donation will be forthcoming in the coming week.
(*bows head in stinginess-induced shame*)
*EDIT* - What is a "fuck-knuckle?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
My donation will be forthcoming in the coming week.
(*bows head in stinginess-induced shame*)
*EDIT* - What is a "fuck-knuckle?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
'S ok. don't worry about my being cuntish. I'm a horrible /talk bully dontcha know.
What do you think a fuck-knuckle is?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
What do you think a fuck-knuckle is?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
...a guess...
I am guessing that a fuck-knuckle is a hairy orangutan in full fist shuffling flow...with sweat pouring from every pore and a good old gurning screw-face...
No?
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
I am guessing that a fuck-knuckle is a hairy orangutan in full fist shuffling flow...with sweat pouring from every pore and a good old gurning screw-face...
No?
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
You are a WORSE ABANDONER THAN FRIZ!
'Ning The LOVELY SsssSsSSspPppPoOOoonnNgGgg!!!!!
*Panders*
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
'Ning The LOVELY SsssSsSSspPppPoOOoonnNgGgg!!!!!
*Panders*
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
Facebook for knitters, crocheters, spinners and weavers.
I am in a group called Lazy, Stupid and Godless. We don't really talk about knitting very much, more about penis and vaginas
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
I am in a group called Lazy, Stupid and Godless. We don't really talk about knitting very much, more about penis and vaginas
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
That's how I got involved in the first place
I am famous on the internet now.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
I am famous on the internet now.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
It's all a work
BM killed Kid Friz, but Friz realised he could get a lot of attention out of it. It's worked to be fair. We should stop talking about both of them
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)
BM killed Kid Friz, but Friz realised he could get a lot of attention out of it. It's worked to be fair. We should stop talking about both of them
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)
whichever one's name has the same number of letters as your own.
If that doesn't work, choose the one whose third letter of their name is closest in the alphabet to the first letter of your surname.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)
If that doesn't work, choose the one whose third letter of their name is closest in the alphabet to the first letter of your surname.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)
A good bet would be
the Bee Gees to be renamed the Bee Gee by monday.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)
the Bee Gees to be renamed the Bee Gee by monday.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)
Whatever one you want, it's your money, I assume
I ain't doing all your homework for you
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)
I ain't doing all your homework for you
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)
Don't knock Glueey's diet
He only eats at four-star establishments
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)
He only eats at four-star establishments
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)
if we can find a forecourt that does toast we will locate him
www.b3ta.com/talk/7480383
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
www.b3ta.com/talk/7480383
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
I struggle to understand his shopping list.
chicken and bacon sandwich
prawn cocktail crisps
ginsters
chicken and bacon sandwich
frijjjjjkkkk
HE LIVES IN YOUR PETROL STATION BE AFRAID
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
chicken and bacon sandwich
prawn cocktail crisps
ginsters
chicken and bacon sandwich
frijjjjjkkkk
HE LIVES IN YOUR PETROL STATION BE AFRAID
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
I'm still in bed, but thanks for the update
About to get up, a spot of Saturday Kitchen, a quick flick through the EADT to see what's happening, then I'll go to one of those happenings
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)
About to get up, a spot of Saturday Kitchen, a quick flick through the EADT to see what's happening, then I'll go to one of those happenings
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)
last bike show ever at the railway last weekend :(
rumour has it it'll be flats by July.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
rumour has it it'll be flats by July.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
got to bet on neptune collonges, e/w, then if it dont win we can all blame neptune for costing us money
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
Gambling is forbidden in my culture
As in, my culture of not throwing money down the toilet.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
As in, my culture of not throwing money down the toilet.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
Morning The LOVELY /talk.
I have had DAYS OFF and been AWAY. What dramas have I missed?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 7:45, archived)
I have had DAYS OFF and been AWAY. What dramas have I missed?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 7:45, archived)
is it worth it? can i play Bat Attack 3D on it?
i have been saving my weekly paper round money since 1985...
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:22, archived)
i have been saving my weekly paper round money since 1985...
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:22, archived)
DUNNO STUJ
Is there proper drama on here? Does anyone care what this irrelevant old website does anymore? Even Vice won't sue us these days, sad times
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)
Is there proper drama on here? Does anyone care what this irrelevant old website does anymore? Even Vice won't sue us these days, sad times
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)
I'm not so sure about that The LOVELY Theo.
I hear that baldmonkey's got A PLAN.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
I hear that baldmonkey's got A PLAN.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
hello stuj!
I have an arm in a sling and am on a walking stick cos they took a chunk of
bone off of my pelvis. iliac crest if you need the reference. wanna cyber?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
I have an arm in a sling and am on a walking stick cos they took a chunk of
bone off of my pelvis. iliac crest if you need the reference. wanna cyber?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
YES!
would you like shoulder (near boob what is blue and yellow) or
hip (what is so bruised I look like am wearing black knickers)?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
would you like shoulder (near boob what is blue and yellow) or
hip (what is so bruised I look like am wearing black knickers)?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
I'll take near the knicker bruise thanks.
How you doing? Coping? Want me to sort out some drugs for you?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
How you doing? Coping? Want me to sort out some drugs for you?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
getting some tramadol later ta.
if you could post me 6 pints of Stella (in straight glasses) we might have a beautiful thing going xx
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
if you could post me 6 pints of Stella (in straight glasses) we might have a beautiful thing going xx
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
Oh Sidekick, you KNOW you're not allowed Stella after the last time you beat up poor frisbee-boy.
:(
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
:(
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
PHWOAR!
Ning The LOVELIEST Sidekick.
*Panders*
I got beetles falling out of the air conditioning above my desk.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
Ning The LOVELIEST Sidekick.
*Panders*
I got beetles falling out of the air conditioning above my desk.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
Morning.
No drama here, but had to evacuate the pub twice yesterday due to burny burny fire. I blame crack heads.
Where you been? Anywhere nice?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
No drama here, but had to evacuate the pub twice yesterday due to burny burny fire. I blame crack heads.
Where you been? Anywhere nice?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
Woah, that don't sound good The AWESOME Win Pug.
I went to Mid-Wales for a funeral. Proper middle-of-nowhere that a mate moved to about ten years back. I'm sure that's what killed him off.
:(
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
I went to Mid-Wales for a funeral. Proper middle-of-nowhere that a mate moved to about ten years back. I'm sure that's what killed him off.
:(
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
murdered by locals?
I don't know what happened, but a house 2 doors down was ENGULFED IN FLAMES and some poor girl is in hospital. That was about 6:30, then, around 12:30 the fire alarm in the toilet went off, dunno if they were smoking or what, but they are obviously a bit thick as we have 2 pub gardens, my guess is drugs.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)
I don't know what happened, but a house 2 doors down was ENGULFED IN FLAMES and some poor girl is in hospital. That was about 6:30, then, around 12:30 the fire alarm in the toilet went off, dunno if they were smoking or what, but they are obviously a bit thick as we have 2 pub gardens, my guess is drugs.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)
Nah, he'd had a dodgy ticker since school.
So yeah, moving to a place out in the wilds where he'd got to go about a mile up a muddy hill track just to get to the nearest pub wasn't exactly his smartest move.
Drugs sounds about right, if they were smoking in the bogs.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:32, archived)
So yeah, moving to a place out in the wilds where he'd got to go about a mile up a muddy hill track just to get to the nearest pub wasn't exactly his smartest move.
Drugs sounds about right, if they were smoking in the bogs.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:32, archived)
But if you did it would be AWESOME Drama The LOVELY Grrry.
'Ning.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)
'Ning.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)
I did drama at school
Won a prize, proved I was the best, never went back. Better to burn out than fade away, stuj.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
Won a prize, proved I was the best, never went back. Better to burn out than fade away, stuj.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
No,
I'm Hawaii.
Edit: Are we still taking Blind Date questions or has that phase passed?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:32, archived)
I'm Hawaii.
Edit: Are we still taking Blind Date questions or has that phase passed?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:32, archived)
I don't know about Eurasia...
But myasia is pretty neat this morning....30 degrees, sunny, breakfast by the pool and a whole heap off fuck all to worry about. Winner!
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:34, archived)
But myasia is pretty neat this morning....30 degrees, sunny, breakfast by the pool and a whole heap off fuck all to worry about. Winner!
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:34, archived)
Nah, he's a fifty year old Indonesian guy who has a permanent cretek hanging out his mouth
And a club foot....
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:27, archived)
And a club foot....
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:27, archived)
are you really in Jakarta?
if so, can you tell my manning agents to sort the marlins test the fuck out?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:35, archived)
if so, can you tell my manning agents to sort the marlins test the fuck out?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:35, archived)
You're obviously not paying enough bung money.
And yes, I am really in Jakarta
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:39, archived)
And yes, I am really in Jakarta
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:39, archived)
we pay fabulously.
we are obviously not under-cutting the going rate for someone taking an english test on behalf of some poor bastard who gets on board and can't cope.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:44, archived)
we are obviously not under-cutting the going rate for someone taking an english test on behalf of some poor bastard who gets on board and can't cope.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:44, archived)
No, I mean that you are not giving the agent enough....
He has a shitload of bribes to pay to expedite anything in this country!
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:48, archived)
He has a shitload of bribes to pay to expedite anything in this country!
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:48, archived)
very much aware of that but we have to be seen to rise above.
doesn't help the people who want to work for us and get ahead. oh, indonesia :(
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:59, archived)
doesn't help the people who want to work for us and get ahead. oh, indonesia :(
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:59, archived)
Know what you mean....
The Indonesian Chamber of Commerce this week stated that businesses should budget for 17% of their operating costs to be used for illegal financial transactions. We are not allowed to indulge in this and off course, our business suffers.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 6:02, archived)
The Indonesian Chamber of Commerce this week stated that businesses should budget for 17% of their operating costs to be used for illegal financial transactions. We are not allowed to indulge in this and off course, our business suffers.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 6:02, archived)
Endemic...
Even the kids are at it, it's the only way of life for many here.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 6:09, archived)
Even the kids are at it, it's the only way of life for many here.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 6:09, archived)
:(
please explain the fagilid/diligaf thing. I read about it once but forgot. ta.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 3:42, archived)
please explain the fagilid/diligaf thing. I read about it once but forgot. ta.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 3:42, archived)
I was being trolled by a cunt from another board.
So reversing the user name negated my being found here
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:02, archived)
So reversing the user name negated my being found here
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:02, archived)
hang on though, I saw a biker at the petrol station last week with fagilid on a patch.
was it you?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:06, archived)
was it you?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:06, archived)
I was awarded the nickname on my first trip offshore many moons ago...
(1978) It kind off stuck.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:10, archived)
(1978) It kind off stuck.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:10, archived)
yes, but I had someone offer me a credit card number
i'm worried he might be a credit card hacker and b3ta is full of trojans
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:51, archived)
i'm worried he might be a credit card hacker and b3ta is full of trojans
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:51, archived)
the alright? thread is not a place for worry
no need, it's only the internet.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:53, archived)
no need, it's only the internet.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:53, archived)
haha
you have credit card fraud in reverse. you are much more brilliant than you realise.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:53, archived)
you have credit card fraud in reverse. you are much more brilliant than you realise.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:53, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoJQq17nFqk
edit: (don't click it - it's a clip of Strike It Lucky FFS)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:52, archived)
i actually feel sorry for michael barrymore
i mean, imagine now if a primetime ITV presenter had hosted a party where a drugged and sexually injured corpse had been dragged from his swimming pool!
it would have guaranteed him a second series
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:55, archived)
i mean, imagine now if a primetime ITV presenter had hosted a party where a drugged and sexually injured corpse had been dragged from his swimming pool!
it would have guaranteed him a second series
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:55, archived)
It would with me!
My gran used to make me watch his show on Wednesdays in the 80's. I don't watch BB or tend to follow celebs (if you can call him that!), but I did watch a lot of the CBB when Barrymore was on there, a few years ago. A guy having a slight and volountary public breakdown. There's a whole new bunch of info coming out about these events, including a new book, so I hear. I'm gonna read. It's slightly bit morbid/dark perhaps, but there's no doubting Barrymore has had an interesting life, at least.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:01, archived)
My gran used to make me watch his show on Wednesdays in the 80's. I don't watch BB or tend to follow celebs (if you can call him that!), but I did watch a lot of the CBB when Barrymore was on there, a few years ago. A guy having a slight and volountary public breakdown. There's a whole new bunch of info coming out about these events, including a new book, so I hear. I'm gonna read. It's slightly bit morbid/dark perhaps, but there's no doubting Barrymore has had an interesting life, at least.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:01, archived)
this is harder than it looks
people don't appreciate the responsibility the alright? thread bestows
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:14, archived)
people don't appreciate the responsibility the alright? thread bestows
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:14, archived)
I DON@T CRE now ABOUT aLL taht SHIT U GUYS have given me IN teh past
givme ur best insults here, rite to my face. ikken tak it. I bait their crap.
edit, soz 4typo: i ment i bet their crap.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
givme ur best insults here, rite to my face. ikken tak it. I bait their crap.
edit, soz 4typo: i ment i bet their crap.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
you're spoiling this goldmine, dag-nammit!
;)
edit: fuck this, i'm coming back under a pseudonymn! :)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
;)
edit: fuck this, i'm coming back under a pseudonymn! :)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
he threatened my entire family with lung cancer
is what actually happened.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
is what actually happened.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
was that here on talk?
if so it's nice to know it hasn't changed in these parts... it's been a few years since i've been here.
edit: (because everyone is such a horrible cunt here, in case that wasn't clear!)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)
if so it's nice to know it hasn't changed in these parts... it's been a few years since i've been here.
edit: (because everyone is such a horrible cunt here, in case that wasn't clear!)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)
seriously cuntish reply, that.
who do you think you are, exactly? ;)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:04, archived)
who do you think you are, exactly? ;)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:04, archived)
Windows 8, seriously?
That certainly makes you a cunt.
(You could have left out the "8" though)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
That certainly makes you a cunt.
(You could have left out the "8" though)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
It's running quite well
but you can tell it's aimed at tablets and phone things.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
but you can tell it's aimed at tablets and phone things.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
it does drive you to that if you look for
some things that were just a control panel click away in old Windows, but so far I have few fingerprints on the monitor
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
some things that were just a control panel click away in old Windows, but so far I have few fingerprints on the monitor
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
I was attempting to comically suggest that you rub your private parts all over your VDU when nobody is around.
Doesn't seem funny now I've explained it. I do apologise profusely. That isn't a joke btw :)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)
Doesn't seem funny now I've explained it. I do apologise profusely. That isn't a joke btw :)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)
I have categorically never pressed my breasts or genitalia on a computer screen
apart from the ones in Dixons.
Those ones sell for £5 more.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
apart from the ones in Dixons.
Those ones sell for £5 more.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
I've a 16 digit number for you right here, if ya want it
and i know you do
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, archived)
and i know you do
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, archived)
yeah, it was a 'sort of' joke about credit card fraud, with a tip of the hat to penis length.
never mind. you're right, it wasn't worth it.... *sigh*
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)
never mind. you're right, it wasn't worth it.... *sigh*
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)
Erm, I'm not sure that there is a proper definition of 'zing' yet in the various online etymology websites. Quite possilby! :)
...if so, you should look it up because I'm pretty sure you have the meaning fundamentaly wrong.
;)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:51, archived)
...if so, you should look it up because I'm pretty sure you have the meaning fundamentaly wrong.
;)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:51, archived)
ah yeah i was kinda joking there
And I did think that W7 was a seriously massive improvement over vista, (probably along with all sane people). Not even nearly perfect of course(!), but pretty good for Microsoft. Haven't seen W8 yet, but I'll be interested once it happens to roll into my field of vision.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
And I did think that W7 was a seriously massive improvement over vista, (probably along with all sane people). Not even nearly perfect of course(!), but pretty good for Microsoft. Haven't seen W8 yet, but I'll be interested once it happens to roll into my field of vision.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
If you use a touch screen phone or ipad you'll probably like it
but the mouse is almost clumsy for some things.
You can get a beta from MS themselves. Other than a DVDROM problem i've not found any bugs
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
but the mouse is almost clumsy for some things.
You can get a beta from MS themselves. Other than a DVDROM problem i've not found any bugs
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
Yep I use a touchscreen phone, and an ipad, when forced to. I prefer the better/open/accessable/modifiable alternatives which are half the price for the same same basic tech, yknow...
So with Windows 8, is it clumsly to use a mouse? I'd say the mouse has at least 5 years left in it, probably even 10, before it becomes as defunct as a dial-up 56k modem. So it seems strange to leave it behind at this point. But when is W8 due for release? I used to be a geek, honestly...
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
So with Windows 8, is it clumsly to use a mouse? I'd say the mouse has at least 5 years left in it, probably even 10, before it becomes as defunct as a dial-up 56k modem. So it seems strange to leave it behind at this point. But when is W8 due for release? I used to be a geek, honestly...
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
Right now i'm using firefox and a spreadsheet and it's business as usual
but when I go to the windows features such as the program menu it's all done on a button-y layout. The traditional windows are there for control panel and regedit and things like that, but it is packaged with Apps for playing music and watching videos which are more touch and gesture driven which are whole-screen affairs.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)
but when I go to the windows features such as the program menu it's all done on a button-y layout. The traditional windows are there for control panel and regedit and things like that, but it is packaged with Apps for playing music and watching videos which are more touch and gesture driven which are whole-screen affairs.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)
...which will be undoubtedly beaten in style and performance by third-party vendors once the OS takes hold.
Gawd bless Microsoft... always one step behind.
Genuine thanks for the info - interesting! I'm trying to get back into this stuff
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, archived)
Gawd bless Microsoft... always one step behind.
Genuine thanks for the info - interesting! I'm trying to get back into this stuff
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, archived)
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/giving_a_fuck_truck.jpg
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
Dammit when you ask for insults on /talk, it's the only time you don't fucking get them!!
I have learnt a lesson.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
I have learnt a lesson.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
who is the coldest person on earth?
lily allen - her womb is minus 2
#deadbaby
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
lily allen - her womb is minus 2
#deadbaby
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
i have no idea what you are talking about, or who lily allen is, but you sound like a very bored person.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
back away from the Heat
....and maybe read a fucking book or two, you gullible cunt.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
....and maybe read a fucking book or two, you gullible cunt.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
ahahahaha
funniest idea EVAR!!!!
LOL *smiley face, perhaps even winking*
now fuck off.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)
funniest idea EVAR!!!!
LOL *smiley face, perhaps even winking*
now fuck off.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)
bored of that now
ever gone on an internet forum and pretended to have a baby that died?
alt: how fat is your face?
pricks
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
ever gone on an internet forum and pretended to have a baby that died?
alt: how fat is your face?
pricks
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
that's no way to talk to someone who's pretending to have a baby that died
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
i dont wanna talk about the things we've gone through, though it's hurting me, now it's history, i've played all my cards and that's what you've done too, nothing more to say, no more ace to play
:(
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
:(
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
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t h h e e l o o s e e r s s t a a n n d d ii n n g g s m m m a a l l
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( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)
i apologize if it makes you feel bad, seeing me so tense,, no self-confidence
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
to be fair though
I was an impossible case, no-one ever could reach me. But I think I can see in your face there's a lot you can teach me.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
I was an impossible case, no-one ever could reach me. But I think I can see in your face there's a lot you can teach me.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
fuck off you massive faced shit
before I set HappyToast on you
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
before I set HappyToast on you
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
comedy career going so well you're back here then?
never mind eh.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
never mind eh.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
yes lets do that, i can answer every post as if my my baby just died?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
i suppose i get the spare room back
but not the money i shelled out on nappies and sustenance
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
but not the money i shelled out on nappies and sustenance
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
alright frank?
on a scale of sarah jessica parker to friz, i would say my face is as fat as russell crowe's
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
on a scale of sarah jessica parker to friz, i would say my face is as fat as russell crowe's
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
he's a cunt, but he likes a drink and a game of rugby league
i really could be him, you know.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
i really could be him, you know.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
probably best not to talk about him
let sleeping babies lie or something.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
let sleeping babies lie or something.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
RIP GLUDE ELE :( WIV DA ANGLEZ NAO
I HOEP DEY HAV FRIJ IN HEVN SWETE GLUY
I CNT STP CRYNG :( :( :(
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
I HOEP DEY HAV FRIJ IN HEVN SWETE GLUY
I CNT STP CRYNG :( :( :(
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
are you suggesting that mongy abuses solvents?
you're on thin ice there, spesh
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
you're on thin ice there, spesh
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
No I have not
alt: Not very
I'm using Windows 8. How cool is that?
Pretty cool.
Except the Shut Down button is a shit to find.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
alt: Not very
I'm using Windows 8. How cool is that?
Pretty cool.
Except the Shut Down button is a shit to find.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
oh shit guys, my dad works for microsofts and just installed my windows 10
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
hey you want to delete your system32 files, makes it work faster
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
Haha, good one. How do I get it back to normal now, my dad is coming back from work soon.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
You press the windows key and i
and a panel comes up and the power button is there.
You click it and choose your power option - restart, shut down, sleep
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
and a panel comes up and the power button is there.
You click it and choose your power option - restart, shut down, sleep
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
Listen, right, you'll like this:
I'm in charge, not you, so go and cry to your momma. She be waiting for you.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
I'm in charge, not you, so go and cry to your momma. She be waiting for you.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
my face is not fat!!!!
Who fucking told you my face was fat?
It's not!!!
Do i sound defensive? It's not fat. Really! It totally isn't. If anything, I would describe my face as.... rather thin.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
Who fucking told you my face was fat?
It's not!!!
Do i sound defensive? It's not fat. Really! It totally isn't. If anything, I would describe my face as.... rather thin.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
Does anyone know of a website where I can find horse-gear for my horse?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
if only there was somewhere on the fucking internet that you could google it :(
broken britain
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
broken britain
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
broken britain?
More like broken "lower frontal lobes of the brain".
Google it! (/skinner)
night night darling.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
More like broken "lower frontal lobes of the brain".
Google it! (/skinner)
night night darling.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
well, why don't you horrib off, mr fuckable?
shit i got that wrong
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
shit i got that wrong
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
www.horze.co.uk/on/demandware.store/Sites-hrzuk-Site/en_GB/Home-Show?gclid=CPvn_dnmsq8CFe8htAod0XFAjA
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
haha fair play! thanks for the link
i'll keep it in case i ever need it!
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
i'll keep it in case i ever need it!
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
you could try here...
www.horsegear.co.uk
www.gearforhorses.co.uk
www.horsegearsupermarket.com
www.iamfuckingboredwithdoingthisnow.net
www.fuckyou.com
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
www.horsegear.co.uk
www.gearforhorses.co.uk
www.horsegearsupermarket.com
www.iamfuckingboredwithdoingthisnow.net
www.fuckyou.com
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
i checked those out, thanks! i also found this...
www.iagree.com
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
www.iagree.com
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
BINGO!
Thank you.
(and fuck all those pious losers above. i love /talk very occasionally)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
Thank you.
(and fuck all those pious losers above. i love /talk very occasionally)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
well if you are, just so you know, no-one likes you here, fuck off
fat faced unfunny cunt
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
fat faced unfunny cunt
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
Gervais has been a cunt since his Suede days
as funny as a punch in the scrotum
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
as funny as a punch in the scrotum
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
you are mrs geoff biscuits
do you consume dr geoff biscuits
a) before,
b) during,
c) after sex?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
do you consume dr geoff biscuits
a) before,
b) during,
c) after sex?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
I was hoping for more answers to this question than just one, that's not a wide enough sample
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
Right this will be easier for everyone if you just change your name to friz
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
so, people think you are former forum user friz
the one who left a while ago because baldmonkey made something up about his child dying and friz was too shit to do anything about it?
is anyone keeping a list of forum users who have fucked off because of baldmonkey? Lu, Friz, foldsfive, blue star, druid, limey treat? any more?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
the one who left a while ago because baldmonkey made something up about his child dying and friz was too shit to do anything about it?
is anyone keeping a list of forum users who have fucked off because of baldmonkey? Lu, Friz, foldsfive, blue star, druid, limey treat? any more?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
ah, friz was someone on here, and now people think i'm him?
i get it now, thanks
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
i get it now, thanks
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
his name was stephen frizzle, which was why he was called friz
and he now writes stuff for the Huffington Post*
* - UK version, not the popular US one
EDIT - sorry, do you want me to remove your real name?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
and he now writes stuff for the Huffington Post*
* - UK version, not the popular US one
EDIT - sorry, do you want me to remove your real name?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
good god, i've just looked him up
PLEASE EVERYONE STOP THINKING THATS ME!!
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
PLEASE EVERYONE STOP THINKING THATS ME!!
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
Quiet tonight.
has everyone gone out? HELLO?
Maybe they're all dead, just me left. It's OK I have wine.
All alone with my wine :'(
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
has everyone gone out? HELLO?
Maybe they're all dead, just me left. It's OK I have wine.
All alone with my wine :'(
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
I just posted this, hope this helps
www.b3ta.com/board/10743384
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
Not especially. Nice science cat though, looks very pensive in his lab coat
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
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