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POP QUIZ!
How many balls does Ed Balls have?
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Thu 8 May 2014, 0:04, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 0:13, archived)
How Dave is Ed Davey?
How many bands does Ed Milliband have (alt: what fraction of a band does Ed Milliband have)?
How much like the American pronunciation of vase is Ed Vaizey?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 8 May 2014, 1:52, archived)
thread

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 May 2014, 23:43, archived)
response

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 7 May 2014, 23:54, archived)
validation

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 8 May 2014, 1:42, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:10, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:13, archived)
alright drimble

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:23, archived)
jus coolin

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:15, archived)
alright dj rich

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:24, archived)
aye mongy

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:50, archived)
Yeah, alright.
Alright?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 7 May 2014, 22:17, archived)
alright the pope

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:24, archived)
alright mr.mongychops

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:17, archived)
alright herb albert's

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:24, archived)
alright Mongy?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:27, archived)
alright hartley

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:29, archived)
yer, boyeeee

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:30, archived)
alright scouse

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:31, archived)

I don't really know who you are, but I digress. Hello.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:34, archived)
Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:42, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:43, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:35, archived)
alright moon girl

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:44, archived)
i think the popular page might actually be finished now,
it's a strange conclusion for it but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:45, archived)
needs more shitting on two hats' lawn

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:47, archived)
Q: why did the ninja cross the road?
A: to shit on two hats's lawn!!!
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 23:01, archived)
Alright mongy.
How's your evening?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:46, archived)
alright spanish

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:51, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:54, archived)
alright doves, sup

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:56, archived)
off to bed, early start tomorrow
if you see ssg ask him if he wants to go to abergavenny on friday
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 7 May 2014, 23:07, archived)
will do, night

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 23:11, archived)
Things that make you think about the Isle of Man
Deviants, liver and bacon, and Jack Pott and Tom Bowler.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:28, archived)
yo momma so fat,
when she gets to the top of a hill, the hill goes down and another one comes up somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:32, archived)
yo momma's so fat
That it's causing her a series of health problems that could develop into something much more serious
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:48, archived)
i mustn't forget her birthday next week

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:51, archived)
Geordiejay

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:39, archived)
I can't believe you pushed down an MGT thread for this.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:40, archived)
it's ok Drimble i think the MGT era might be over now
well it was fun while it lasted
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:41, archived)
The MGT thread will be pushed into the archive before Sunday at this rate.
Some people have no consideration.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 7 May 2014, 22:02, archived)
If only forum members were to dish out occasional helpful advice to newcomers none of this would ever happen.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:05, archived)
Stop replying to my posts, you're pushing MGT's thread even further down the board.
Oh shit, now I'm doing it too.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 7 May 2014, 22:13, archived)
You forgot beastiality.

(#1, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:45, archived)
Bellends never pick up references
Fucking people.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:46, archived)
yo momma so ugly,
she don't need to take the trash out, she just looks at it and it gets up and walks out on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:48, archived)

Did you actually read the original post?
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:51, archived)
i don't know,
what did it say?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:54, archived)

Then fuck off.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:55, archived)
this is some serious internet going down right now

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:56, archived)
I dunno, I think someone put a lot of work into some words which nobody else gives a shit about, and now they're getting in a right strop

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:58, archived)
none of them were even especially long words

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:00, archived)
yo momma so fat due to poor diet and a sedentary lifestyle that she has type 2 diabetes, ischemic heart disease and chronic breathing difficulties,
lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:52, archived)
What's it like living there?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:00, archived)
terrible!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:01, archived)
Jamaica?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:09, archived)
no, the Isle of Man,
did you not read the original post, you rotter?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:09, archived)
i don't know,
what did it say?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:16, archived)

Never mind this thread, you clearly need more attention than anyone else.

Hold that thought...

*grabs a seat and drink*

Carry on!
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:21, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:37, archived)
hi honeys i'm home

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 18:41, archived)
ohai

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 7 May 2014, 18:44, archived)
get the tea on then
fucking women's livers
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 18:58, archived)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:00, archived)
Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:13, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:24, archived)
fuck your candles, you fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:14, archived)
i know someone who tried that
not a wise move
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:20, archived)
should blow them out first
pro tip
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:24, archived)
i'll reme.......remind her

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:34, archived)
HAPPY CANDLESDAY THE LOVELY SMASHY!
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 May 2014, 21:09, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:03, archived)
fuck off mgt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:21, archived)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:45, archived)
im v poorly

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:22, archived)
aw what's up?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:23, archived)
infected finger again turned nasty, wipes me out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:30, archived)
been poking dogs' bumholes?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:32, archived)
untreated chemical burn in an open cut, smarts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:39, archived)
nasty

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:59, archived)
nasty boys

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:02, archived)
haha, I get this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:40, archived)
killdozer's is the best version

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:43, archived)
hi
how was your day?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:40, archived)
not bad thanks,
got my project to link which is always nice

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:45, archived)
good work
I finished working on a 50k record set and started working with a 200k record set.

Fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:53, archived)
yo record set so fat,
when you finish it, it gets four times bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:01, archived)
dedication's what you need!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:26, archived)
I would have had a gin ready for you but I've been rushed off my feet with the household chores.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:11, archived)
doesn't matter i've got whapplemint

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:13, archived)
wha

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:49, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:28, archived)
Yes!
What's happenin?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:31, archived)
It's evening what you think is happening?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 7 May 2014, 17:03, archived)
food gig beer bed

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 18:02, archived)
ebening

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:38, archived)
Hullo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 May 2014, 17:36, archived)
alright two hats

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 May 2014, 17:46, archived)
need a wee but can't be bothered getting off my bed

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 17:58, archived)
get someone else to have it for you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 May 2014, 17:59, archived)
I've asked the kids but they're watching something educative on the telly. Selfish pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 18:00, archived)
I'd go so far as to call them fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 May 2014, 18:14, archived)
bit sexist

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:01, archived)
evenish

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 May 2014, 18:30, archived)
evening SSG

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 7 May 2014, 18:44, archived)
The Official 'Fuck This' Thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:23, archived)
Fuck this shit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:23, archived)
Fuck you.

(#1, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:25, archived)
^verified^

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:31, archived)
fuck this thread, officially

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:38, archived)
take this job and fuck it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 17:35, archived)
nafnernoon

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:31, archived)
nearly nap time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:32, archived)

n f
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:27, archived)
done and done, might go up the bookies for a bit now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:03, archived)
A man in the office looked at me and said "Cheer up, it may never happen."
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:40, archived)
tell him your son has cancer
He won't bother you again
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:42, archived)
I can't. He's not wearing a suit from Next like the rest of us.
I think he could top management who I haven't met yet.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:44, archived)
no fat people in your office then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:46, archived)
Greg's fat, but I'm not sure that's his name or a nickname.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:48, archived)
he's got a point

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:43, archived)
But it's my gimmick to look like I have a disdain for humanity.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:46, archived)
you seen this film? seems like your cup of tea
www.imdb.com/title/tt1887746/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_3
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:17, archived)
nah, is there any tit in it?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:18, archived)
dunno, prolly
i've just seen the poster
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:30, archived)
He's gone! A client apparently. Should have told him to fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:55, archived)
Shoulda stood up, punched him square in the nose then walked off cooly saying
it just happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:00, archived)
That'd solve all the other the problems created by having clients too

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:17, archived)
I said it to a mate the other day and immediately realised the cuntishness of it.
So I took it back and told him I hope he caught fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:54, archived)
YOU'RE naff

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
my naff wat?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:27, archived)
your are naff what.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:33, archived)
you are mum is naff

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:40, archived)
Your are mother then by naff than good what

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 May 2014, 18:28, archived)
norning

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:44, archived)
nlright

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:44, archived)
alright, i'm off to the dr's now, i'll have a look see if she is wearing chavy knock off copies whilst i'm there, it might just be 2can who is a wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:48, archived)
one of the docs at our gp is German and wears a knackered old watch that I'm sure her dad stole off a Jew

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:53, archived)
sounds sexy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:02, archived)
i might as well buy antibiotics online and save myself and my dr time, i will say the new online booking thing is good tho, well done emis i.t

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:30, archived)
can you get your bum fingered on the internet too?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:44, archived)
it's in development
cdn.gagbay.com/2013/09/digital_rectal_exam_simulator_nope-347950.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:50, archived)
is that ps4?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:02, archived)
Amazing! I need one for nostalgic needs.

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:35, archived)
a young patrick swayze is in mash playing a soldier with leukemia , imagine that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:15, archived)
Morning.
so...is it wrong to eat handfuls of grated cheese from a bag at 8.07, and does it constitute as breakfast, regardless?
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:09, archived)
dunno
spose it depends if you're the sort of sorry cunt who buys ready-grated cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:44, archived)
what of it?
i never asked for this beef with my cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:04, archived)
i'm not judging
if you want to be the sort of sorry cunt who eats ready-grated cheese for breakfast it's a free country, man
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:15, archived)
Sort of free...I wouldnt be suprised if sorry cunt ready-grated cheese eating privalages are taken away soon
because of the romanian lesbian muslims, this countrys gone crazy, its political correctness gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:26, archived)
Eat the cheese. It is a gorgeous pleasure in life

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:35, archived)
Too late
she gone
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:09, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:15, archived)
alright thieving scally

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:45, archived)
I'm making so much money from selling these watch straps the postie keeps delivering.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:48, archived)
oorning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:24, archived)
hiya hun how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:51, archived)
im gud babez <3<3<3

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:01, archived)
Idly wondering if I could toss myself off whilst driving, this morning.
Decided I'd probably need to be driving an automatic.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:53, archived)
depends...
on the motorway its easy, 20 mile an hour speed bumped area outside a school, a bit harder, and you'll probably get in to trouble if anyone sees you.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:34, archived)
but it is more arousing outside a school
Should I be on /board?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:45, archived)
Danger wank eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:08, archived)
Maybe we should carpool?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:10, archived)
Sound, I'm going first, you can keep lookout and change gear for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:48, archived)
THAT WASNT A GEAR STICK!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:40, archived)
But it was sticky
close enough right? anyway, it's your turn now.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:58, archived)
Anyone fancy a game of lawn jarts?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:03, archived)
But there's poo all over your lawn

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:10, archived)
lawn sharts more like

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:16, archived)
crapquet?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:37, archived)
I'm crowning over your flower beds as I type.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:03, archived)
nod off
nrick
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:49, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:35, archived)
hi ya

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:40, archived)
skill

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:51, archived)
he keeps saying that in the film on the telly right now

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:53, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:56, archived)
give it a rest

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:57, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:59, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:59, archived)
hey ssg - i know a lot of jokes about unemployed people
but i'd prolly upset them if i told any
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 7 May 2014, 1:04, archived)
i like the liverpool song sign on sign on you'll never work again

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2014, 1:26, archived)
you crazy diamond
you
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 7 May 2014, 2:27, archived)
alright ssg, i'm home from the airport now, took my friend and her mum home, i'm a lovely person me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 May 2014, 1:00, archived)
nice one

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2014, 1:25, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 7 May 2014, 1:45, archived)
unofficial bollocks thread

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:57, archived)
yo momma so fat,
when she go toilet, the toilet break and she fall off and roll down a hill
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:58, archived)
that's why I tend to get her to shit on Two Hats' lawn

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:02, archived)
yo momma so fat,
when she go do a shit on Two Hats's lawn, the lawn breaks and she rolls down a hill
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:03, archived)
I think you won b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:10, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:23, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:31, archived)
Woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 May 2014, 23:25, archived)
official bollocks reply

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:04, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:05, archived)
fuck you (unofficially)

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:08, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:32, archived)
i think he means it this time
:(
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 23:23, archived)
Unofficial alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot reply

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:13, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:32, archived)
BUMHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:19, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:32, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:23, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:32, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:55, archived)
nowaitshiiiit, that's wrong :((((

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:55, archived)
alr BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:55, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:56, archived)
alright legless

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:57, archived)
>:O

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:57, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:55, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:56, archived)
HIYA

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 6 May 2014, 23:05, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:56, archived)
gatwick is bollox

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 23:20, archived)
Hahahayeah. Like that's even a real airport.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 23:22, archived)
it's not, I'm in international arrivals, there must be 20 people

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 23:24, archived)
i know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 20:45, archived)
something something zero laughs contract

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 20:49, archived)
oops - sorry, i meant to say:
hey ssg: i know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 20:52, archived)
if only he were alive today :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 20:52, archived)
he's in a better place, mongy
it's for the best
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 20:57, archived)
river monster is on itv4 now, it's a good one about piranha

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:00, archived)
I'm watching something about shit in Blackpool.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:03, archived)
alright planearm

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:04, archived)
planearm is the something shit in blackpool, that's what mns said, don't say nothink tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:07, archived)
nasty bastards

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:21, archived)
i dont like to get involved, you know me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:35, archived)
woah, not new dave i dont

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:38, archived)
i'm all about watchdogs coming out on the ps4 this month, looks fucking nuts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:41, archived)
i get no time to game, have a go of lego now and again but no investments

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:47, archived)
i'm full of time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:52, archived)
youre full of saink

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:52, archived)
lol, l8rs off to gatwick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:56, archived)
ta la

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:57, archived)
i watched that the other week,fuck em they get paid , apparently some of the most dangerous paid divers work at sewage works and landfill sites, ewwwww

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:06, archived)
my mate used to do recovery diving for the police in Manchester
the canals are grim enough even if you're not looking for murder victims and junkies
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:14, archived)
all done in the dark surrounded buy sharps and shit, lovely stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:17, archived)
"sir! we rescued this asda trolley!"

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:18, archived)
yo mama so fat, she looked for cheat codes for wii fit

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2014, 20:57, archived)
yo mamma so fat,
a shoe horn is no good for her, she has to use a shoe tuba
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:05, archived)
sousaphone alone

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:08, archived)
the french horn connection

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:08, archived)
back to the future tuba

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:09, archived)
close encounters of the third violins

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:10, archived)
das flute

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:12, archived)
chortle

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:25, archived)
yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:10, archived)
lord of the ring cycle

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:11, archived)
the empire strikes bach

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:12, archived)
schindler's Liszt

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:16, archived)
one flew oboe the cuckoo's nest

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:13, archived)
^THIS
also, i'm a bit drunk and incredibly tired. g'night, you perverted freaks xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:17, archived)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:22, archived)
gone with the woodwind

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:23, archived)
Cello Submarine

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:34, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:57, archived)
Children of the Cornet

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:35, archived)
Xylophone Booth

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:36, archived)
bassoon impossible

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:53, archived)
not in my lifetime, anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:08, archived)
gutted

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 20:58, archived)
evening 'alright' thread.
Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:05, archived)
Bout time like
EDIT: I am cooking a roast dinner had loads of stuff in the fridge that needed cooking.

How do you make YOUR roast potatoes so beautiful?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:07, archived)
my sister swears by marmite on roast spuds
i'm not so sure. pretty sure she visits mumsnet occasionally, though. so there's that.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:10, archived)
if someone put marmite on my roast spuds i'd swear that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:49, archived)
not if it were my sister you wouldn't
the phrase 'navigating a mine field in clown shoes whilst blindfolded' often springs to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:00, archived)
she sounds like a fucking waste of cocksweat

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:13, archived)
i don't know what that means

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:14, archived)
means he's been knobbing her and now regrets it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:15, archived)
i think there's a charitable fund he is eligible to apply for

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:17, archived)
it means the effort her biological father expended dribbling a few motile sperm onto a clammy cervix would have been put to better use scratching his arse or switching channel on the telly

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:18, archived)
a real man can do all those things at once

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:20, archived)
yay! go dad!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:21, archived)
make sure the oil in the roasting tin is piping hot, and have the roadting tin on a hot stove as you put the tatties in it
Score the tops of the tatties and spoon oil over them before putting them in the oven to roast.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:43, archived)
then shit it all out on two hats' lawn

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:44, archived)
goose fat

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:50, archived)
GOOSE FAT

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:20, archived)
DUCK

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:30, archived)
Roast is bad for you, stick to raw
It was great when the whole omega 3/ omega 6 thing got debunked, it gave all the fat cunts yet another excuse to ignore every bit of dietary advice issued on the grounds of 'scientists don't know what the fuck they're talking about, look at all the u-turns they make'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:16, archived)
i've never been a big fan of raw potato,
don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:19, archived)
Not even hash browns?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:20, archived)
i don't even like those little McCain potato lollies you can get

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:23, archived)
i want a potato dog now :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:26, archived)
you got a sausage dog that needs company?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:27, archived)
Hand held snacks?
wtf kind of category is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:31, archived)
its my new name for my penis

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:42, archived)
i'm no fan of omega

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:26, archived)
rub them on your nipples really fast then throw them into the microwave on full blast with the door open.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:29, archived)
out of context clicks

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:13, archived)
yer, gotta go gatwick tonight tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:15, archived)
yer, boyeeee

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:19, archived)
alright Dozy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:48, archived)
alright Moony

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:05, archived)
wtf is the deal with the populols at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:35, archived)
y'all are all my bitches now

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:26, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:28, archived)
i just had a 4 hour power nap

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:28, archived)
Are you a cat?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:41, archived)
shit man nah, those cats be crazy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:42, archived)
yayyyy I'm a bitch
Do you pay more than my current employment?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:33, archived)
Well that's nice
What happens now?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:41, archived)
i'd do anything for love (but i wont do that)

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:00, archived)
prude

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:02, archived)
i said love, not lust

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:11, archived)
Afternoon
Pot noodle for lunch today, 6/10. What did you have?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:37, archived)
i aint had breakfat yet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:39, archived)
A fucking caeser salad
with some fucking leftover curry, and a cup of fucking tea. FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:39, archived)
Some shitty cup of noodle thing
and the desire to find another job
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:42, archived)
Wow that sounds exactly like my job
What about creating a website where people can read other peoples lunch reviews?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:36, archived)
yes!
yourlunchsoundsshit.com
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:06, archived)
ur mums twot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:46, archived)
6/10

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:50, archived)
nobody says 'twot'
what's the matter with you, man?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:01, archived)
Americans pronounce it like that.
That stupid twats.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:04, archived)
I remember people saying it in the early 80's
I'm trying to bring it back,
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:37, archived)
Pretty sure they say it in this (from the early 80s)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oVG4_k7Hbc&feature=player_detailpage#t=60
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:53, archived)
Although that is for the sake of a rhyme

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:54, archived)
You'll have to change your name to Two Hots

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:04, archived)
Two Hots to handle, Two Colds to hold
They're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:19, archived)

i.imgur.com/xlpib31.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:34, archived)
Bit racist

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:18, archived)
bacon sarnie and a cup of tea
steak for tea tonight though!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:50, archived)
^hero^

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:58, archived)
you know it
sirloin as fuck mate
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:01, archived)
steak is boring and shit.
/unpopular true opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:55, archived)
i like it when people tell you that they don't like a thing
it makes those people cool in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:12, archived)
i like your eyes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:13, archived)
I clicked this too.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:43, archived)
a bagel
and the best named crisps ever
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:01, archived)
6/10

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:01, archived)
Having a Pot Noodle for lunch is basically the same
as having nothing for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:01, archived)
agreed

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:35, archived)
pickled onion space raiders, chicago town deep dish microwave pizza and a pint of yakult

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:01, archived)
Look for these, they're cheaper and much nicer than pot noodles
www.hungrymikan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/nongshim_shincup75g01.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:03, archived)
OOOh i'll have a butchers

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:36, archived)
Chicken Rendang

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:05, archived)
cold pizza
:)
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:07, archived)
Gorilla Salad
Again
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:44, archived)
i've been sniffing a strawberry scented whiteboard marker for lunch

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:46, archived)
I like sniffing Sharpies. They have a powerful chemical smell to them

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:12, archived)
Nothing.
Got a broken tooth thing so don't have much of an appetite.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:13, archived)
I am at a

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:13, archived)
go fuck yourself

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
"...useless tosser convention, i'm the keynote speaker"

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:29, archived)
Congrats on becoming the keynote speaker

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:32, archived)
oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:40, archived)
Private hospital with no signal and shite wi fi.
Still there's free coffee
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:32, archived)
the sun has got his hat on

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:19, archived)
hip hip hip hooray

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:03, archived)
the sun has got his hat on and he's coming out to play

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:11, archived)
dum dum dum dum da da da da
i forgot the words
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:27, archived)
cheese-topped baps

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:09, archived)
Also Bombay Bad Boys are the best thing ever.
Except if you get the sauce on your fingers and then rub your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:10, archived)
top tip
wash your hands before going for a pee too
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:15, archived)
or should that be hot tip - haha - lol

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:17, archived)
I clicked this even though it's indicative of everything that's wrong with the England, the world and 2 Can Chunder.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:47, archived)
Haha we have a right laugh here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:21, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:21, archived)
already? but i wasn't ready to stop sleeping
this is bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:24, archived)
tell me about it

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:16, archived)
at least it's not monday

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:34, archived)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:14, archived)
i was a bit, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:29, archived)
you should of stayed redundant

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:08, archived)
you could be right
i keep hearing how everyone on benefits is having a whale of a time at the taxpayers expense
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:13, archived)
i'm not entitled to any benefits :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:46, archived)
you need to shack up with a black spastic lezzer from Romania

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:22, archived)
Bloody hippies

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:58, archived)
look, don't start with me yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:12, archived)
soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:45, archived)
morning doves

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:29, archived)
hiya how's it going?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:17, archived)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:34, archived)
mongs
all good here, how's it with you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:17, archived)
shit i'm just chillin, trying stack these millions

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:22, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:54, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:18, archived)
yay! Tuesday!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:07, archived)
feels like a monday though right?
haha, working life, what japes
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:21, archived)
the best bit about bank holidays is when you leave work on the friday before,
you can say 'see you next tuesday' to everyone which is funny because cunt
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:35, archived)
office life is a riot

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:49, archived)
you crazy kids with your offices and days of the week

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:57, archived)
we have a right laugh here

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:15, archived)
when i'm at the lake tomorrow i'm going to pretend i'm in an office having great banter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:39, archived)
wear a suit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:41, archived)
pretend your bivvy is a cubicle, blutak some dilbert and far side comics to the walls

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:50, archived)
and picture of a generic family

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:00, archived)
any of these should do
goo.gl/B7jygn
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:15, archived)
a horse just wandered into the car park of my office
a laugh a minute this place, i tell you
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:22, archived)
haha, he thinks he's a car!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:29, archived)
A Porsche Neigh-enne probably!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:59, archived)
don't be fucking ridiculous
he'd be a mustang
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:03, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:03, archived)
You'll be able to recall this event at some point in the future.
"Keith, do you remember that horse in the car park?"
"Soz, only I started last week and don't know what you are talking about."
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:29, archived)
i don't think we'd employ anyone called keith

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:32, archived)
good call

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:00, archived)
urghhhh Tuesdays
Also, morning
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:41, archived)
come on now, pull yourself together

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:52, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:50, archived)
hey bbz, long time no see xxx <3

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:52, archived)
have you done something with your hair?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:55, archived)
no, i just decided to stop washing it a few weeks ago

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:02, archived)
i heard it starts washing itself if you don't bother

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:16, archived)
from a distance it looks like i've just got some hair product in it
looks that way up close too, but the smell is awful
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:27, archived)
just spray some lynx on it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:40, archived)
morning all

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:15, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:58, archived)
aftermorning mongy
how goes it on this LOVELY sunny Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:15, archived)
Good evening.
How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:23, archived)
i just don't know anymore

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:31, archived)
I know that feeling.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:51, archived)
well, you used to

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:51, archived)
it's gone full circle

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:00, archived)
my eyes have gone weird

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:34, archived)
how insightful

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:37, archived)
alsight mongy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:39, archived)
sup vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:45, archived)
still pissed off here mongy, you?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:46, archived)
i have a very painful finger that modern medicine refuses to treat, probably too busy wasting stupid sums of money buying moody fakes to look chavy is seems

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:52, archived)
Oh man,
you need to tell those doctor fuckers how it's going to be. That finger needs fixing.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 5 May 2014, 22:00, archived)
they have no time for old folk like me neps, survival of the fittess the nhs now, the irony

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:04, archived)
Cradle to the grave was the promise.
They didn't make any promises about when the grave would be. Sooner the better from a budget point of view. Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 5 May 2014, 22:12, archived)
put a leech on it that's what non-modern medicine would have done
or maybe cut purslane during a full moon, tie it up in your house and when it's turned dust-dry, your finger will be better, remember to bury the dry purslane by the next full moon otherwise your finger will get all sore again, you're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:02, archived)
i'm not really into that sci fi stuff, with orcs or elks or shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:08, archived)
hold up you watch hellboy you fork-tongued cunt

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:16, archived)
I bet the fucker reads sci fi books on the qt too.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 5 May 2014, 22:20, archived)
its all coming out now

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:20, archived)
i don't dress up as him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:21, archived)
not on my watch you didnt, which is no proof

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:22, archived)
my word alone should be enough

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:24, archived)
youre a changed man, i dont know what to believe

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:28, archived)
i've changed for the good

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:30, archived)
this sounds like something vin diesel would be in

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:38, archived)
i should write him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:43, archived)
its alright, i'll get bill to tweet the cunt tomoz

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:44, archived)
i aint busy this could all work out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:49, archived)
pull my finger
lol
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:02, archived)
I've not been at work since Maundy Thursday and I've got the Sunday dread proper tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 5 May 2014, 21:37, archived)
be cool

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:52, archived)

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/april09/zalgo11.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:58, archived)
?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 5 May 2014, 21:59, archived)
like zalgo, monday comes

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:33, archived)
Am all right rich thanks for asking
Off work for about 25 days and an operation in 10 days. So yeah fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:42, archived)
I've got the week off
but no operation so you win.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:51, archived)
Edgy,
Crystal Palace causing emotional problems.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:47, archived)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:48, archived)
bottle jobs, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:48, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:52, archived)
won't be anywhere near next season

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:31, archived)
never a truer word

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:37, archived)
There are a few fringe players that need booting out.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:39, archived)
Palace ripped it in the last 10 minutes - their game plan was good
Liverpool have done really well, and will improve.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:42, archived)
though probably not improve beyond 4th

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:42, archived)
champions league adds so much pressure, i think it will fuck liverpool, hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:44, archived)
I reckon they will finish 6th next season

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:45, archived)
Sad but true

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:45, archived)
Liverpool have annoyed the fuck out of me this season.
Can't throw away a 3 goal lead and expect to be serious contenders
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:08, archived)
Very well thanks
having a smoke and delighting in Unreal Tournament 2004
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 5 May 2014, 23:15, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 23:20, archived)
nonce

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 May 2014, 0:44, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:42, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:43, archived)
hey ssg what's green and funny?
an artijoke!!! lol
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:48, archived)
nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:56, archived)
how are you?
i hope you are well. i am well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:57, archived)
yeh i guess

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:02, archived)
you coming to the pub or what?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:03, archived)
I'm already there

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:46, archived)
i find pubs pointless now, i'm bored in an hour

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 20:01, archived)
mebbe don't go alone

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 5 May 2014, 20:06, archived)
i wouldn't bother going in alone, better places to get a soft drink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 20:13, archived)
yeah like the teddy bears' picnic

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 20:14, archived)
i don't know of that place, i normally just get a drink from a newsagents

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 20:16, archived)
well if you go down to the woods today

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 20:58, archived)
bit late aint it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:00, archived)
yeah they'll probably be packing up about now
oh well, maybe catch the next one
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:01, archived)
awwwww man :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:04, archived)
So just go for an hour then.
Or 45 minutes. Or go to a cafe or coffee shop and get a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 5 May 2014, 20:27, archived)

hey neps, i'm a 40 years of age and not retarded, i had worked that out, ta tho x
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 20:34, archived)
shit my eyes have gone weird again :(((

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:19, archived)
yeah or he could take something to read like the newspaper or a book, i dont get the boggle here

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 20:57, archived)
i just get bored after an hour, i only tend to go in a pub twice a month anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:00, archived)
perhaps you need a longer book, one with dwarves in or some shit

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:04, archived)
you know i don't read that sort of shit, dunno why it's all go on me today, perhaps you lot need to cut down on the pub

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:07, archived)
hey its just a suggestion i think you should calm down, im only trying to help

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:08, archived)
Some people don't want helping.
Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 5 May 2014, 21:12, archived)
i don't even

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:19, archived)
Seems like a big old fuss over nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 5 May 2014, 21:04, archived)
oh here we go

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:07, archived)
this is how he gets

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:08, archived)
how i get?? awwwww man :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:08, archived)
dont get like this

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:08, archived)
He needs to find some way to vent his frustration.
He used to be my buddy. Now he's replying in small letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 5 May 2014, 21:09, archived)
someone needs a juice box and a little sit down i think

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:12, archived)
snooker and coffee

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:20, archived)
you'll get nuffink if you keep on

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:21, archived)
pp this now

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:45, archived)
HIYA

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:47, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:58, archived)
I've eaten so much meat.
My next shit is going to be marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:01, archived)
I reckon you'll have to cry it out.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:04, archived)
prolly sing a Gary Glitter medley

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:09, archived)
ive never got old mens obsession with shits and discussing shits
what gives man
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:05, archived)
his bowels

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:06, archived)
clearly

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:07, archived)
it's the closest I get to a pokey bum wank with my stiff old man joints

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:09, archived)
i do like a big chod i must admit,
it's like handing in an essay that you did in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:12, archived)
this one is going to be a thesis

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:49, archived)
alright MGT

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:10, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:50, archived)
alright
I'm wearing shorts and lighting a barbecue.

Fuckyall it's summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:46, archived)
Set fire to yourself

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 5 May 2014, 12:02, archived)
i'll be round in an hour...hahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 12:23, archived)
you're welcome ... I've made enough food for an army and folk always bring more even when you tell them not to

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 5 May 2014, 12:25, archived)
No it's not

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 5 May 2014, 12:59, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:19, archived)
classic thread
b3ta.com/talk/6919691
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:28, archived)
might put an extra ice cube in my gin then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:36, archived)
oh man i wish i had gin

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:20, archived)
cans of gin?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:24, archived)
cans of gin
cans of gin
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:40, archived)
Im at work still...ive been here all weekend
and it does not look like summer at all in anglessey.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 5 May 2014, 14:13, archived)
Wales is shit

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 5 May 2014, 14:18, archived)
what type of trousers would you wear for a clambake?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 14:44, archived)
No trousers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 14:55, archived)
edgy. i like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:03, archived)
red

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 May 2014, 14:56, archived)
only shaggy can wear red trousers to a clambake
have younever watched scooby doo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:03, archived)

clambake christening
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:01, archived)
No trousers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:09, archived)
Easier access to your cock, just in case they run out of holy water?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:15, archived)
whichever works for your sick, twisted fantasy

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:18, archived)
I had a dream one time where I went to work not wearing any trousers,
then I woke up and remembered that I'm a diving instructor.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:22, archived)
vestments

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:23, archived)
polkadot?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:22, archived)
brace yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:34, archived)
Ripped out most of a hedge
True story
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:29, archived)
so you can get a better view I expect, pervert

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:46, archived)
Unofficial alright Thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 May 2014, 8:20, archived)
I'm not saying 'alright' until I know what makes this different from an official alright thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 May 2014, 9:38, archived)
It's a bank holiday.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 5 May 2014, 9:41, archived)
This one isn't certified

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 9:41, archived)
looks like a fake to me, a good one but i wouldn't touch it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 9:47, archived)
I reckon it's a foreign knockoff

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 10:13, archived)
chinese imports

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 10:27, archived)
chinese imports open up sideways

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 10:28, archived)
yeah talk about East-West relations

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:12, archived)
hey i bet they have crabs that walk forwards
that would be the sort of weird thing they'd have wouldn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:16, archived)
typical racist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:24, archived)
i found this
www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1467803908001023
but they are American, not Chinese. Shows how our prejudices can be completely stupid i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:33, archived)
Did you find that whilst looking for how to treat your crabs?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:46, archived)
i don't even own a aquarium

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:53, archived)
I've got a fake rolex, cost me 50 quid though, an exact replica with the right holograms and everything.
After a couple of weeks the strap broke on it though, wouldn't buy a real rolex cos they're clearly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:45, archived)
yeah but they are only six grand for the cheap ones so if they break just get another

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:48, archived)
20% cheaper and we'll also give you a discount on your car insurance.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:42, archived)
Alright /talk.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 5 May 2014, 10:02, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2014, 10:12, archived)
You rude fucking prick, we do have names you know.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:40, archived)
clickbait

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:08, archived)
Alright scouser
This mornings going well. I've already upgraded my phone, mowed both lawns, cleared the garage, re-potted my tomatoes and watered the greenhouse, changed the front door lock and covertly reduced the height of next door's leylandii from 15 feet to 6 feet.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:38, archived)

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