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# Go Fuck Off!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# "Go Compare Go Compare!"
I hate that advert that and "We buy any car, dot com. We buy any car, dot com!" we turn the sound down when that comes on.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Oh don't.
It's like ... speed advert infliction or something.

Arrrrrgh!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Blipverts!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# they have acheived their aims though haven't they
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Making more people use comaprethemarket.com?
I bet that they are all made up companies that were simply created by comparethemarket.com to make Aleksandr seem even more awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# The meerkat ads are beginning to get on my tits.
They've not got any new ideas so are shoving shit ones onto our screens.

They're no longer clever. They're a bit tragic
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Really?
I love the Mongoose war one, and judging by the website, they have plenty of characters to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# It's becoming more like a TV series
with ever more tenuous links to car insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# As a resident in the US
this concept is all too familiar to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I think it works though.
At the end of the day, how interesting can you actually make the process of buying car insurance? And at least there isn't a moron going, Oooooh! I'm so CONFUSED.com, or a bunch of morons webcamming their search for car insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# That's next season.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# SPOILER A LERT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# brand and advertising device immersion
is actually a finely measured thing

they will know when the time has come to pull it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# What you say is true
but they get it wrong far more often than they get it right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I think they are missing a trick by not sponsoring all meerkat enclosures
in all the zoos and wildlife parks in the country though. Every single one I have seen since those adverts has had people doing the meerkat voice while looking at them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Good point.
My nephew's first word was meerkat when Aleksandr came up on the TV screen. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I trust this has been videotaped and youtubed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Not to my knowledge.
He has now learnt 3 more words too. His list now comprises;

Meerkat
Turtle
Fatman
Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# a career on daytime quizshows beckons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Now that's an advert we have fallen in love with
"Simples!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Although, I have heard some people
say that they hate them. Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I hate them because...
every insurance company now wants a 'wacky' character like the meercats.

Where's elephant.co.uk when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# ADMIRAAAAAAAAAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Churchill
now with more added obscure has-been celebrity references
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Say that to Geoff Capes' face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Blame Geico.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Geico?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I fucking hate that meercat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Pathologically not funny.
On all the bleeding time.
Selling a pointless and deeply flawed service, to find a product that you are legally required to have but is unethically overpriced because of the people that flout the law, and then offers you little to no recompense when you actually have to make a claim, due to the non-negotiable layers of beaurocracy and personal excess they include.

Insurance companies and Marketing gurus would be the first up against the wall, come my revolution.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I agree in principle but comparethemarket.com
is about sorting through insurance comapnies to find the "cheapest" quote albeit that all insurance companies are expensive, overpriced and extortionate. So I think your anger is directed at the wrong source.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# ah but
not all insurance companies are on there (Direct Line/Aviva for example), plus comparethemarket get a cut from each company when someone uses them so you're actually not getting the best deal. You still have to shop around to be sure. So their service is fundamentally flawed and pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Annoyance factor 10 thereby their stupid advert does stick in people's heads
but will that endear people to actually use their services or just hate them even more?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I mute all adverts just so I can make sure I avoid them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I hate the fact that they are louder anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I don't have a TV so I'm happy to say
I have no idea what you all are talking about *smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# just eat your fucking croissant!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I have the very expensive habit of kicking my tv in every time adverts come on.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# *inserts ad for flat screen TV here*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I still blame Phil Collins
who STILL hasn't denied writing the jingle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I blame him for everything
good job he moved to America when Labour came to power :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Another reason not to vote Tory.
He might just come back if they win :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# sometimes the adverts are better than the programmes
I watched that BBC1 Panorama 'special' last night about preventable childhood illnesses.
I could happily have switched over and sat through an hour of the webuyanycar ad instead, as the panorama programme nearly drove me to punch the screen
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# That was rather sickening.
I almost feel sorry for that fat kid though, having a mother who is so willing to completely ruin his health.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# but it's not her fault, oh no, it's...
genetics
It's in her genes to feed him chocolate cake closely followed by sweets and then an adult-sized meal all in the space of 2 hours.
It's not often I get angry at anything on the TV, but it was compelling stuff to watch at the same time - gah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# shall watch later
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/search/?q=panorama

I love getting angry at this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# the other day
TALKSPORT played webuyanycar at half speed by mistake... it was worse than fingernails down a blackboard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I have some old Matchbox cars
Poor condition but they still trundle along. Will webuyanycar buy them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Worse than Mike Parry on his daily rant? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Far worse...
I actually prefer Parry to Adrian Durham, he's a cunt of the highest order.

At least parry is entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# My view is always changing
of Durham, from Cunt to Major Cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# hehe
apparently the GoCompare cunt is as real opera singer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Aye, and the brother in law of one
of the members of Bond too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# ooh
they are luvverly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# And his sister in law,
as well as being hot, is also pretty damn funny.

twitter.com/EosChater
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I'm sure there's a joke
in the fact that her Twitter bio has her as a 'lover of all things Dog.'
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# cunt == real opera singer
so yeah, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe..................how th f**k he floats is beyond me
:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# he reminds me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgdRiD7R1k
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Ooooh.... nicely done!
Alreet Ninjypoos?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Been away sir? How's you?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)