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# Joke Please!
My girlfriend broke up with me and I don’t want to cry. Can you help me to ease the pain? How about posting some good jokes?
(FunnyMan, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I bet you posted no images on her board too...
...if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# *cliiiick*
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# the "i"s have it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# :-D
www.iiiiiiii.com/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I love "i"s me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Why not just talk(board) to her
A bloke and his girlfriend walk into a bar....
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# look on the bright side, you're on the internet, therefore the girlfriend was only a figment of your imagination
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# ahahahaha
it's funnyman coz so it's true
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Not necessarily.
It's entirely possible that she was a 40 year old trucker called Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# ahhh, the long distance (trucker) relationship
doomed for disaster from the start
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# He got off lightly
Most trucker relationships end with a rusty spanner to the back of the skull and a shallow grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Hey, there's still time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# REPOST THREAD!


For no reason
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# I just found this in my B3tards


I think it's appropriate here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# *blows dust off* i found this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# WTF is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# its cyril sneer with a leaky cock nose giving rita some cum, because there is no soap available in evergreen forest
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# well that clears that up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# the racoons!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXsjzcC4Jdw
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# fuck me
I don't want to know what's happening there.



click pic for big
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# my greatest work ever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Oh wow
I am overawed
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# there's an odd guy out in this one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I SEE HIM
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Woo :D
(herman:D, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# haha
2 scenes there from Being Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# school shootings
(herman:D, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# yes!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Sure, why not

(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# these are fucking brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Booze
lots and lots of booze.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Followed by a takeaway....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
#
are you meant to be invisible or are you some kind of super new word?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# I miss typed it when I first joined.....
And that many people commented on it, that I stuck to my guns and never corrected it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# I can see this
being life-affirming for you.

/pulls up chair

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# STILL NOT B&,WTF!?!?!??!?!
this cunt has been posting unshopped images for the last 3 months

EDIT:1 month and 21 days, seems longer somehow
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Well,
at least there is no unshopped picture. It's improvement!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# now he just needs to find the 'talk' button
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# He knows
and has posted on there, it appears.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# hmmm blah blah blah blah blah
sorry, edited
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# to be honest they would cum in their pants, they love an excuse to "flame" even more than anyone on /main does
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# We shall see
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# I'm really warming to them
It's a beautiful reaction
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# He's only been a member for a month and a half!
ZING! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
#
www.danggoodjokes.com/
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Why don't you make one up yourself funny man?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# make up a girlfriend?
he just has, but he's so bad at it, she dumped him
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# For fuck's sake. How can you not get how this place works by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# don't worry - the anger will soon set in
and you can spend many a happy hour slagging her off on facebook and posting indecent pictures of her on the interweb with the word 'slag' written across it.

Also: women eh? *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# username is not apt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Well,
I'm laughing at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# you're a cunt. that's why she broke up with, because you're a cunt.
geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# what's got two legs
and is not getting laid this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# bigga
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Man walks into a bar
and starts to cry and mewl because he's just realised his ex-girlfriend will be sucking off another man soon, and she'll really enjoy it.

Badum-TISH!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# You're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Sorry to be so late to this thread
but I was shagging your ex. She said you never read the FAQ for that either...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# As usual...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)