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# Love Poem
Sweetheart...
At times I can't find words enough to express
how deeply I feel for you...
But I want you to know that you hold a very
special plase in my heart....
And with every passing day
I'm falling more and more in love with you!
(thesamdaniel, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# It would never work between us
You love us, we think you're a flange-twaddling crevice-monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Anyone know how to get rid of blisters from clicking ignore?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Cock off will you please!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Really...?
You never said! I thought it was just a quick handjob behind the Happy Shopper.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I'd like to kick you in a very special plase
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I sure hope "plase" is a lethal disease
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# This is beautiful
I bet they'll be really moved.

Post some more of your poetry - you should get published - it's really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# this is a very poor effort. I've seen FAR better trolls on here than you.
My adivce would be to spend a bit more time on 4chan, then come back here.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
#
failhorn.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# hippo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I'm very touched that you wrote me a love poem.
I have written you one back:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
No, you are clearly a massive dribbling cock.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# See You En Tee
You're a C - A Cunt
You're a U - An Unbelievable Cunt
You're a N - An eNormous Unbelievable Cunt
You're a T - A Terrible eNormous Unbelievable Cunt

Now THAT's poe-tree
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Aw, I liek pomes too.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# *PTSD's*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# I could only scan the odd word in that. It was enough.
i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/reverendgrebo/demotivate/motivator-greb1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# that's awesome
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Ode to Spam
There was a king of cockgobbling pikeys
who nobody here really likies
samdaniel was his name
spamming poetry was his game
but he'd be better off flogging fake nikes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# This is awesome
/boarders hate spammers and reposters because it pushes down people's work

yet it gets more replies than any other type of post





FUCKING CUNT etc










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pushing it down




















it's almost irony

























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still down





















OkayIloveYouByeBye
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# ooh I liked that payoff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Yes, but pushing them a scrolly-distance makes no difference
New threads actually move things off the page.

I love you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# double-edged innit
one small point....spamming doesn't stop anyone who wants to post something new,from doing so.....if it pushes anything down the board it's only one small click away(called older posts)....all this "hate" amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Some people's egos demand that they must always be visible on the front page at all times
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Hallmark called.
You're fired.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Only a Vogun would appreciate your poetry
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# fuck off
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)