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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Arf
If only half the stuff you read about her is true, she doesn't seem to be a very nice person.
/understatement

'lo Freebs Forbes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# 'lo Potty
How's life in the Southern Hemisphere?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Sunny, chilly but with added bank holidayness \0/
How are things your end? (fnar fnar)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# I think ir was sunny and warm earlier
it has been very rainy just recently

I'm now tired
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Weather reporting
from the school of Carol Kirkwood
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# hear hear!
From what I've heard/read/seen she is apparently made of pure liquid evil...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# it's what happens when all you hear for 30 years is "you're beautiful"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Am I the only one who hears that in a faux Irish accent?
Damn Ant, Dec and Kat Deeley!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Indeed

Hello boys!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Would (hogtied)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# She would snap in half.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Twice the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:20, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:57, archived)
# anyone seen the vice guide to liberia
nasty stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# i have.....kinda
www.b3ta.com/board/10148662
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Mia Farrow tells massive porkies. Allegedly.
'lo, Forbes.

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# 'lo Howdy
or should that be Howdy, Lo?

I suppose it would be if you were Lo the Greebo Warrior and I was a cowboy...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I can't remember where I was 2 weeks ago, how the hell can anyone recall exactly what was said at breakfast one morning 10 years back?
that said, Campbell's agent has dropped Naomi in it even more spectacularly now :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# I can't remember where I was yesterday
let alone 2 weeks ago.

I don't know anything about anything.

who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I know where I was yesterday because I was still on holiday
I'm not now. I don't like this new turn of events.

P.S. hello chap, how the heck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Ah, but if you were invited to a dinner party at Nelson Mandela's, would you remember then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Excuse me but,
but I hope that they find some form of corruption that this talentless slag is involved in so they can strip her of her assets and bang her up for a few years.

She's been going around for years spouting rasim and beating up the very people who put her where she is.

/not bitter.

EDIT: More a comment for /talk I know, but it makes me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Maybe we could just extend the definition of
'crimes against humanity'...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Extend it to
"being Naomi Campbell"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
#
* frantically throws together badly-shopped movie poster which no-one finds the slightest bit funny or clever *
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Birds don't get diamonds just for being birds.
And blokes don't give diamonds for no return.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# i bet she gets presents all the time.
people like that never pay for anything themselves
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I bet she does.
Services rendered, probably.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# So you've never just unloaded your grubby rocks in her direction?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Don't be fooled by the rocks that he's got
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# My grubby socks, no. My diamonds, no.
I'm not into that whole supermodel thing. Give me flesh or give me abstinence.

Edit: socks or rocks.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Is this the one you thought of but thought better of it?
You asked for this. You only have yourself to blame

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Michegan J Cod.
Edit: Hello my baby, hello my HONEY (not darling)
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I'm not fooled by the rocks that she got
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I loved it when she said "They looked like a bag of dirty stones"
now I can't help but imagine her digging around in her toliet for shit nuggets!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# you got me out of bed* for this?


*Framemaker
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# It's such an inconvenience, being here!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)