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# Inevitably....
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# it's bigger on the inside
... oh - it is when it animates... right.. I'll just get my coat
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I hope it's a magic coat
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# nope just a coat
it doesn't even have buttons... the guy I killed to get it left a ha'f bottle of Thunder Cider in the pocket though
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
# bonus!
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Don't you ever?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Didn't he even have it tied closed with string?

(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# TURDIS
Stands for: Toilet Undercrackers Rectum Domestos Izal ...erm... Shitarse.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:16, archived)
# muhaha
yes - he's also shat all over his shoes, hence the change in colour
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# S = Shanks
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Your little room has twin baths?
* Kinky.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
# ... or Dr. Who
is actually a vampire!!!
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:19, archived)
# there's mirror on the wall....
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# This is now in my head
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:23, archived)
# And this is in mine
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# indeed
that was also, but I felt the other one was more annoying

*skanks*
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I was thinking more
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iykbFFDd3ZU

EDIT: Fuck, bollocks, cunt, cock, arse-holes! (too slow)
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# :D
Saw a tribute band at our local venue a few years back and they were ruddy marvellous ...
the band themselves were touring here last year, didn't get to see them though :(
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I bet your pleased about that...
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# double posting thread deleting fucker!
*retypes* I've only just noticed that it is a large mirror. Perhaps this just creates the illusion of being bigger on the inside
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Yeah sorry about that, b3ta takes so long to post and then two come at once?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I think several of yours have posted twice
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# You can talk

(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# agh!
Am I not your friend then?
:(
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Sorry to TJ, but Jesus! have you seen Gordon Ramsay
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/07/article-1344936-0CA2371A000005DC-957_468x524.jpg
He's had surgery to look like a badly fitting halloween mask of an old Polish lady
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:36, archived)
# *spits coffee*
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:39, archived)
# saw a couple of pics on the front pages a couple of days ago
I can't even see what improvements there have been. He just looks like he has a serious allergy to something (apart from financial management)
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Bloody hell...
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Makes me think of
"Mrs Ramsay, an 82-year old grandmother, was attacked in her own home. Thieves made off with less than £10 in cash"
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Christ!
A bit like that picture of Alexander Rodchenko's mum.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
# ahaha
he looks like the michelin man. Maybe he's trying to get another star.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:43, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Matt Smith c. 2035
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Good Lord!
Is that real? He looked better like this

(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:57, archived)
# or even.....
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# apparantly it's from saline that was pumped into his head
as he had hair folicles removed from his bollocks and implanted in his head.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# "I'm melting!"
"MELTIIIIIIIIIING!"
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# haha you big silly!
also www.b3ta.com/links/577882 made me do a wee

edit - nuts! you said the same thing to someone down there V, i think we have a special link
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:53, archived)
# haha
you ARE a big silly!
:D
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Christ, has something crawled up your arse and died?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# frequently
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# i fear for small rodents in you immediate area.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I have a part time job with the council
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I bloody like
that!
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Wayback Machine
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:06, archived)