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# BIRDS!
That's the topic for the board event.
Interpret it as you like.

Make yourself look like a bird with what you have to hand. Take a picture. Post it in this thread please.

Get to it!

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Thanks all for a great effort. It was a good turnout.

The winner is Happy Toast for overall birdiness and top wading feets.

If Happy Toast would like to send me his accoutrements via the medium of the board message facility. I will sort him out with promised priziness.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)
# hahahahahahah
*ruffles feathers*
I was going to do a plucked Turkey in a tray, but thought better of it. So have this...

*edit - Weeee! win!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahah
The yellow-footed boobyguin!
Edit: Top feetage.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)
# thank god for Amazon boxes!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# i like this
it's silly
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Haha, top penguinage
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Oooooh . . . how formal !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# tee hee
very good
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Batman should start to worry.....!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)
# That took far to lokg for me to figure out.
Yay.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Hmmmm Pube bird
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# i'm too scared to do it!
/chicken
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I'M PEELING ORANGES
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Caw! Caw! Caw! I'm a Mandarin crow!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
*fears like a motherbitch*
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Your living room is huge....!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)
# It's my bedroom. I have a crane and welders surrounding my bed.
And now I'm a Mandarind crow with low blood sugar. I have to eat more oranges immediatley.

/eats.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Should have taken a picture of the "crane" and fooled us.....!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
# i've always wanted to make love to an angry welder
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
# You always want to make love.................................
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)
# this is true
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)
# How convenient. The welder and bed are only a few feet from each other.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)
# hmmmmm...
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Mandarin Crow!
I am excessively diverted by the size of your study!
You have a grand piano there?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)
# are you in a converted aircraft hangar
with a grand piano in the background?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)
# What's all this talk about a piano?
That's a metal lathe.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# in the blurred background it almost looks like wooden floor, big picture window and two legs - possibly of a piano
overactive imagination
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Now I see it.
I have a floating grand piano.

It's the ultimate man cave. I'm doing a Porsche timing belt replacement in one corner, while cooking breakfast in the other. I call it the bunker.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Great bunker to bunk in !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Buhahahaha!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Orange you glad you did that . . .
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)
# *uberspangs*
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
# such delicious eyeballs!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)
#



Ha ha ha


EDIT: I'm done, does andone want to see my cock?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Erm
yes?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Whip it out then!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Drop trou, bro
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# aw shucks......camera bust....have a wee contribution anyway:)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Awww
Boo for bust cameras but yay for wee contributions.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# kind of tricky if I totally abide by the rules..

(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Is your tie made from some sort of peacock?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)
# YES - well that was the idea!
unfortunately the jossticks behind my head don't really show up and now my hair smells of incense!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Bonus!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
# it's the plumage of the rare and delicious paisley falcon
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)
# The darker shaded beakock !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I love your headscarfe...!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)
# cheers - It's one of my favourite ties
although I rarely get suited up these days
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)
# is it a hen tie?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)
# ah hahaha
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Well it suits you where it is....!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Meatloaf?
:)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Stevie Ray Vaughn?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)
# *rocks out*
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Right. So I got a bird
put it down for a second while I made a costume for it and the feckin dog ate it!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
# You could have put the feathers on the dog
or something.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)
# You have no idea how hard that was.
I did try to get her told hold them in her mouth but she kept dropping them just as I took the picture.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Dogs don't play the game after the sun goes down
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Dog Gone It !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)
# You spoil that dog too much ;-)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)
# of all the dumb luck. I already had this on my table as I was getting ready to disassemble a laptop
TWEET TWEET!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)
# The lesser spotted Gary Numan bird!
AICMFP
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Its the only way to live
in 'CAW CAW's
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)
# FTW
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)
# darth vader's summer wardrobe?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Weld Done !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Oh Valin you do make me laugh at times
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha.... most regal loking...!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
# This is the rare short sighted architect bird.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)
# The Lesser-Spotted Orbital
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# All I had was a couple of bits of paper :(
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I see you have a black belt in origami
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# good effort, 6/10
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)
# But it is most beak like....!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)
# The flammable foldabeak bird !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)
# *Tweets to friends*
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)
# *snigger*
My how you've changed, meneer.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Heheh
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Also:
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Er OK
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)
# They're ...erm...Finnish punkrock chicks.
With masks.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Its the rare Manged Feldman Warbler
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# He's been flossing....!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I'm a bird !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Cooking by the book!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)
# ooeeooeeooeeooeeooeeooeeooeeooee
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Yes!
Yes you are.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Bollocks
B3tan to it :)
Nice hairage by the way!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# There's still time to show your plumage !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# bit harsh, don't you think?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)
# HAHA
more more more more more
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)
# *grooms*
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Awesome!
:)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# "get 'em orf"
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Dem worms takes some chewing......!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)
# haha
you could do with a shave love
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Hello sexy :D
Hahahahahaha Win
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)
# The very rare (but special) grey PipeBeaked Big bird.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)
# must......stop.......giggling........
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I'd like to see its mating dance
:)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)
# wouldn'r we all?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
Ceci n'est pas une oiseaux
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Smokin' Hot !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:16, archived)
# haha woo
snuff eggs?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)
# !
?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Serve that bird pipping hot....!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:33, archived)
# A puffin'.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I'v put on some lipstick... so I look just like a bird.....
But don't have a camara to take a picture....
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)
# We still wouldn't be able to see the rest of you . . .
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Just a pair of floating red lips.....!!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)
# TOP EFFORT
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Bonus points for the worm!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# This bird is part Beattie. :
)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)
# oh my, yes
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)
# woo
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Too early . . . you got the worm !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Haha.... related to the beatie bird it is.....!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Like this, or am I missing something?
or am I missing something?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Not like that
Yes, you are missing something but ooh they are excellent drawings.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Ah, saw the post down there...
*walks slowly backwards*
*runs*
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
# stunning barn owl
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)
# These are stunning - did you draw them?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Yep. Hobby of mine.
Saying that, I've never drawn a Hobby...
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Amazing Work
I recently filmed a bunch of Goldfinches devouring some lavender - not sure how rare this is..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWLFOZMLwZY
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)
# These are aces......
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Is it me...
...or is that owl mutating into a butterfly?

[Fantastic pictures, BTW!]
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Don't tell me you've never heard of a legobird before
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Well I have now
Bonus points for plucking your eyebrows just for this :)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
# They are just nice like that and I don't need to pluck them okay?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)
# splendid
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)
# scary bird !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Foghorn Legohorn !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)
# that's tonight's nightmare sorted
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Haha.... does it eat grasshoppers...!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Zombie duck will kill us all!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Bit late, sorry, they were'n't ready to come out...
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Plot hatched !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:44, archived)
# eggcellent!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Don't put them all in one basket....!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Sadly,
this was taken just before my arse landed on them. The sofa's in a bit of a mess now :)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Try wiping it off the cusion with red wine.....!!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Can't...
*hic*
Drunk it all
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Eggcellent take on things.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Cheers, sorry I was late,
it's nice to see someone upholding some of the tradition!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Needs an "after" pic too!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# what came first?
: )
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:01, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I never knew you were a moose....!!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I thought you gnu.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Are you related to ELKie Brooks....!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Earwings !
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)
# you are a moose.
EDIT: damn you, T.I.M!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Might say deer oh deer.....!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Simple but effective
:)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)
# The great bearded flying headbird
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Captain ... America?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Aww i missed a Board Event!
I really should check around these parts more often.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Aww Lanc
You were always so great at contributing too.

Sunday nights are always a good time to keep checking in.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)
# I shall keep that in mind
This sort of thing always gets a good reaction. Good to see you are keeping the Lemoney / GMoS board event spirit alive :)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Tweet.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Awww... poor thing looks like it's just been shot.....!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Sadly
he did meet a sticky end. He was in my video. Sad song, sad times.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhmn7ScDjxE
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Haha.... that made me smile more than it should...!!!
Nasty sheep.....!!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:07, archived)