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# Image challenge vote, yo
This week's choices follow.

Classic Arts
As Renaissance art was a bit much to ask, let's try classic pictures from Pre-1900 shopped

British tourist board posters
What with the coalition thinking of moving May day to October to help lengthen the tourist season, what else they could do to advertise this great country?

Anti-Piracy
Invent anti-piracy measures to help the poor long-suffering music/movie/software industry regain their revenues.

Film Posters
We've a glimpse of Meryl Streep as Thatcher in the impending biopic Confessions Of A Capitalist Shitcunt. What other biopics could be dreamt of for other people?

Click the votey click thing below to express your preference.

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(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Film posters!!!
Most WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I'm voting for 'British tourist board posters' because I am British and Board!
My reasons for not choosing the others are:

- Classic Arts: All the Arts on b3ta are 'Classic'

- Anti-Piracy: This will just end up with images of a Pirate with his parrot, patch and wooden leg removed

- Film Posters: Please don't do this as this will be week of Pea-Roasts of all the Film titles and DVD covers that have every been shopped.

And here endeth this lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Don't you post tourists aswell?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Come to think of it - yes.
* Posts Tourettes

FUCK, BOLLOCKS, CUNT, GINGER, TWAT, FUCKSOCK... etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# You are GeorgeVI AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I am largely in agreement with this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:18, archived)
# That's odd,
IMDB has no listing for 'Confessions Of A Capitalist Shitcunt'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:12, archived)
# have you tried alternate spelling?



It's the story of how Tory Spelling started liking The Auters and dyed her hair
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Well, paint my bottom purple and call me Susan.
I would never have guessed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Susan Gruntfuttock?
Is that your married name, then?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:33, archived)
# *winks*
If you like, big boy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I thought Streep had already portrayed Thatcher in a previous movie,
mind you, I've never actually seen 'Death Becomes Her'

/cheers, Beau
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# The only reason for watching that filum is
the delectable Isabella Rossellini.

Mmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)
# it's a fucking great film!
the only reason not to watch it is if you don't want to watch a fucking great film :D

Goldie Hawn as the mad fat cat lady at the beginning is marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# it's that film that got me into the mmmmmm Meryl Streep mindset...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Easy, tiger!
Ms Rossellini sort of blanks out all other content for me. It's a mild form of aphasia I suffer from.

See also Sophie Marceau, Monica Bellucci, etc etc etc

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Ding Dong!!!
I say, Princess - you're looking rather fine this afternoon...

/Leslie Phillips blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I can never think of the word for aphasia
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:37, archived)
# anything that limits reposts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# A double tap to the back of the head - KGB stylee?
That should do the trick, no?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# works for me, on the knees, facing front, hands clasped, head bowed
clean, simple, efficient
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Pretty much how I go into most meetings with my Bank Manager.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# how long are you here, all week?
I recommend the Veal
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# It's these 'Woody Allen' tablets I've been taking.
A Mis-order from the internet.

I'll stop now, promise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Think I can see where this is going :-(
(spanishfly 2, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Consider this line of thought curtailed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:22, archived)
# ^agreed
/that
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)
# ^fourthed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Tourist Board Posters. Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Oh yeah!
The second one!
I'd stick them all over my building!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)
# tourism seems new
Arts are fairly "Worth-1000," as are movie posters (which are overdone). I agree with Wobbly Bloke on that and on the anti-piracy choice. Neither seems good.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Ohhhh
...........fucking amateur Photoshoppers from the word GO.




For fucks sake get a girlfriend or something. OR look at REAL QUALITY SHIT at www.worth1000.com/contests/26528/double-headers-3#entries

...........skill. Clever. Brilliant. Fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Ahhhh.......
...........fuck off. You can't handle criticism, ANY OF YOU. Closed little club on here. Now just draw a cdc and then get back to your teen porn. Pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# he was fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Pffft!
Bless you, Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Badger porn, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)
# need a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Whoa there, chief...
Why the ire?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=58355&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Ahhhhh - I see!
You must find my lack of search skills disturbing.

Many apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:46, archived)
# You are very welcome :) It was nice pretending to be someone else ... hmm ... wait a sec ...
*goes off to find out if any variant of 'Lily Allen' is still free as a second account name*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:51, archived)
# *end of day LOL*
props to you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:54, archived)
# British tourist board posters
Sounds like it was never done before, unlike the others.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)