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I'm having a cup of coffee followed by peanut butter and toast. What are you having?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Misanthropy with a dressing of ennui, washed down with a cup of apathy and a sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# needs mustard
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Yeah.
It probably does.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# A bacon sandwich
and a cup of tea

/mundane monday
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# have chips with that
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Why?
They'd get soggy in the tea!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)
# a roll and egg, slightly salted/ white pepper
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# BRAW!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Hah, more evidence to throw at a lady at my work who did not believe
Ground white pepper existed. For some reason she only believed in black pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# she's a fool

white pepper ftw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# She is, and we brought in a packet to prove our point.
But she's one of those White pepper denialists.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# She probably doesn't believe in salad cream either
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I'll ask her, but I don't think it's a general white food thing
because I've seen her eating a milky bar once.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# It wasn't so much the colour
My thinking was that while I was growing up, pre-ground white pepper and salad cream were all there were to be had, while on the other side of the tracks, it was just mayonnaise and freshly ground black pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Salad Cream is an invention of the Devil.
There is simply no contrary position any rational human could possibly adopt to this statement.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# The I am not rational.
Is it you who doesn't like battenberg either?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)
# it has to be LEGAL battenburg
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Well, it's certainly a crime against food.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I am a Battenburg Denier, yes.
It's down there with Broad Beans and Offal on the Emetic-o-Meter.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# it's nice on a doner kebab


oh right I see your point
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)
# You followed the logic through, young Prodge...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I'm quite partial to a ham sandwich with chinese leaf & salad cream
*dirty secrets*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I'm nearly tempted to take back what I said about your Thai soup.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I'm probably having cheap domino's meatlovers pizza in about 12 hours.
But maybe not as I have to go collect crappy uni society teeshirts :S

although, today I was cannibalistic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# leftover pizza is ace
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# It won't be left over though, I'll buy it fresh.
Well as fresh as domino's is.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Ham rolls with tomato crisps
... am I on /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# definitely needs mustard
I don't know, are you on /talk?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I don't know anything anymore dearie
Except I know I'm not on my medication... I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Are you on talk?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# are you on /talk?
I know I am.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I don't think I am,
although I do appear to be saying quite a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I feel like that would work in an advert
sorta like "Up your Viva!"
but instead "Are you on Talk!?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Chips!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Have chips with that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# a correct response
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Cheese on toast with bacon on top
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I approve
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# *Informs Gutwatchers*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Top tip for cheese on toats with bacons:
Get some garlic and rub it all over a shallow baking pan. Put bacons all over the pan. Put some thick crusty bread on top of the bacons. Pour white wine all over this, until the bread is nice and damp, but not completely soggy. Then put some cheese like Gruyère over the top and put in a hot oven until the bacon is cooked.

I'd have a tv show, but my boobs are too small.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Borrow mine.
They are rather large and I don't have much use for them, being a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Thanks, I'll be entertained for hours.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Monday tastes of cold sick and shattered dreams.
Other than that, a ham butty, salt and vinegar crisps and an apple, a nectarine and a satsuma.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# excellent fruiting, there
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Deciding against the Pasta I had planned.
(Forbes failed to turn up) I, instead, had a Red Penang Chicken Curry from Exmouth market. And very nice it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# *takes notes*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Homemade butternut squash soup
made with chilli, ginger, lemongrass and coconut milk.
And some seedy bread. Filthy, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Bleedin' Hell!
I am liking the sound of that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I made it on Friday so the flavours are all good today
There's garlic in it too, but I'm not sure it needed it.
But I put garlic in everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# And you are right to do so.
*votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# good lord!
I think this may call for

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(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# *Throws ham rolls in the bin*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Cor!
It's really easy to make but still a bit of a crowd pleaser.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Slices of last night's roast chicken
with home-made lime, honey, 2 mustard, and basil dressing. Served in lightly toasted ciabatta and washed down with a mug of assam tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# well mustarded
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# home made caramel fudge
nom
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# needs more fudge
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Ham & tomato on a poppy seed torpedo
Salt and vinegar crisps
Two pints of Samuel Smith's Alpine lager
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# mm, Sam Smiths
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Cheese and tomato sandwich and a pint of semi-skilled milt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Mom I'd like to...?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# this has taken me a full 10 minutes to understand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I love milt
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
# you and your milt
I'm suprised your wokmates don't complain.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
# They know what'll happen if they do...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Milt?
as in fish sex wee?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Milt is as milt does.
At least I've given up the full-fact milt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Naaa
I reckon that you have you have a pint of semi skimmed fish sperm. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# lovely lovely milt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
# *whizzez*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Homemade stew and dumplings!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Hooray for DTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)
# fizzy wine and a cream cake
honestly :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)
# That should've been the lunch of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# it really should
but too late!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)
# You're already celebrating, aren't you?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# hell yes, home now, feet up, pondering the next move
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# crack one off
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:10, archived)
# that's an /ac reply
if ever I saw one...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:11, archived)
# pork pie
cham sanwich

spicy chicken mccoys

ginger beer

followed by my dog eating the in-laws new carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Top fact!
I had a baguette with baked beans and a banana.

I call it a "Forbes" lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Three molehills and half a mountain
grandfatherclocks Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:18, archived)