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# subject line needed for the newsletter
Stop kipping
I want some quipping
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)
# ROCKING LIKE A JAPANESE OFFICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# too soon for tsunami gags?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# MARU IS DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# LEGORGY
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Let's see him get out of that box....
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# THE NEWSLETTER: YOUR WEEKLY DOSE OF LIES AND VIRAL ADVERTS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:27, archived)
# hand delivered by William Hague and The SAS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# damn - I've finished my tea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# HIDING CIGARETTE DISPLAYS CAUSES ENTIRE NATION TO QUIT SMOKING
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I think this stuff is not directed at making people quit
but at people who've recently quit and are struggling - it's about keeping cigs out of sight hence out of mind.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
# and dissuading youngsters from starting to
although Is suspect most smokers start by pinching fags from parents or scabbing them off others
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# as Jimmy Carr quipped
perhaps they could try putting somthin bad in them.
like cancer.
(yadayadayada, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Haha, like they don't know they're still there
Another great policy from the department of re-arranging the deckchairs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Well it works for heroin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# How can you be the No.1 Kamikaze Pilot? Surely if you're alive, you're shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30, archived)
# FREE INFLATABLE PAGODA FOR EVERY READER
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30, archived)
# The face of tomorrow sniffs the bottom of today.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30, archived)
# In Imperial Japan, Newsletter subject line writes you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Colonel Gadaffi's Rag Mag
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Awash in Japanese technology
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Giant gash spotted in Japan. Cameron to return to England soon
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Telling you what's funny so you don't have to use Reddit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Official Statement: There have been no protests at b3ta.com & your beloved Ginger Führer is still in contol of the site
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# never knowingly earlier than The Chortle digest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# GWYNETH'S GARY GLITTER GLEE GIG GALLS GADAFFI
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Tomorrow's Sabotage Times... Today!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# KNOWING TSUNAMI, KNOWING TSUNAYOU. AHA!
(Maels, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Remember us?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Colin Firth Travels to Japan. Tremors Follow
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Water way to start the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:43, archived)
# beat fuel price hikes - put a brick in your fuel tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Surfs Up in Hawaii!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Sing Rittle Birdy?
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Now a subsidiary of NEWS CORP
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)
# The Winning Entry in B3tas miniature version of Mock the Week: KERRY KATONAS FKING MENTAL
edit: and has a gaping vagina
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Jokes about Japan are Too Soon Ami.
(__, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)