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# Hello!
I'm usually too scared to post, I just read other peoples! But I thought... hey! Go mad!

So HELLO GUYS!
(Subrosa9 is only a man..., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Hiya.
How you doing? Good night?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Hey, I set the trend by being nice and not shouting, and you don't even reply in your own thread :(
Show some netequette.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Netiquette is important
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Oh look at this masterclass by Mofaha here.
He wants to correct my spelling of netiquette, so does it by agreeing with me using his own spelling. Top netiquette right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# My username isn't capitalized you dumb cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Shut the fuck up Mothra.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
# HI I'M mOTHRA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# You're not Oprah, don't lie dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# FREE INTERNETS FOR EVERYONE ON THE MESSAGEBOARD TONIGHT!
IT'S MY GIFT TO YOU ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# SCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Emergency fluff deployment!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# God bless you man...
god fucking bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# well it was getting a bit spiky
(no offence Hedgie)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# only fuckwits capitalise 'm's
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Ack, I'll tak ye all on yeh bunch of jobbies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# are you Billy Connolly now?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# No, I'm Mu.
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
# YOU TELL'EM GIRLFRIEN'
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# IT IS NICE TO BE NICE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# IT'S JUST NICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:36, archived)
#
Hello! Sorry, got distracted by Comic relief!
(Subrosa9 is only a man..., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Hello!
don't ever be scared to post, but as a general guideline, this board favours new threads that have images you've made in them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Ooh you fucking liar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:35, archived)
#
When you say you 'read other people's' - does that include the recommendations to read the faq?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# BURN
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)
#
ambiguous reply
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)
# OH HI SUBROSA9
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# if you're male, hello
if you're female, the men with the little monkey stamp on their arses are mine. hands off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:35, archived)
#
if you're female, the men with the little monkey stamp Brands burnt on their arses are mine. hands off.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# so you get the ones with the brands
and smash gets the ones with the stamps?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# brand, stamp, whatever
you're my bitches, deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# ddEP? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# now there's an arse you could sink your teeth into
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
# and I'm sure she would let you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# is that not a hairy man arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# to be honest I don't know
ahh fuck it bed teims night all
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# definitely looks male to me
and now it's shower time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# ^
What she said.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:36, archived)
#
That's slightly confusing. I'm male... so the Monkey bums are yours!
(Subrosa9 is only a man..., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# *double-checks*
...nope, nothing there. Seems I'm up for grabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)
# *grabs*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Normally I would ask where the fucking picture is
But I'm drunk so instead have a photo I took earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# LOL CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# only from
morRISons
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
#
"Artist Sarah Kaufmann created a life-size sculpture of astronaut Neil Armstrong made out of Wisconsin cheddar cheese. It was to go on display this week at the Neil Armstrong Air & Space Museum in Wapakoneta, Ohio. Unfortunately, the air conditioners at the museum are turned off every night to save energy, and the statue started melting and slid off of its base."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
# A giant mount of cheese for mankind!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# sweet walrus cunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# It's all the sugar and petrol they eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# mmmm petrol
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Harrow!
Are you from Harrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# hello
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# hai

spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# HOT BLACKUNT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Talk board >>>>>
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Hey, why not post some more before criticising others?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# that's hardly a criticism
more like directions
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Those >>> thingies are useful
but if only there was some other way to make it easier to find a webpage.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# <<<<< image board

It's board tennis!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Can we not beat the crap out of newbies?
The board is slow enough recently as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# To be honest
I'm only being nice because I think it's a troll, and it's my way of being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Nah not really.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Or perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# No...
Read the FAQ. ;)
(Testicles just for you, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Hi welcome to B3ta!
Bit of advice, post an image (original image) next time or reply to a thread,
you seem to have gotten off lightly this time, it's usually more ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Fire It Kill With
Edit: There's 2 chav girls having a barney outside my house at this moment, it's fucking tremendous, like Jeremy Kyle 3D.

Edit#2: Bah, they've fucked off, just as i got back down with the camcorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# HAMMERS OF RAGE AND FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Hello. Where's my pitcher?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Come and play with us, Danny.
Forever.. and ever.. and ever..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Logs back in....
Reads this shit...


Wonders if I should log back out?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# It's all subrosa9's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Relax guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# In other new.....
Comic Relief are being Rick-Rolled!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
chumpstain
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Here we go again........
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# on my own
goin' down the only road i've ever known?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# ARRRG!!!!
(marky-MALFUNCTION, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:38, archived)